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Damn these Agatha All Along Season 2 promo shots didn't need to go so hard.
(this is a joke post. sorry Eliza is no longer acting and enjoying her second career. also there are no Agatha All Along S2 things posted yet. i like Eliza's gorgeous witchy vibes in these photos so here you go. all love to Eliza, all love to AAA fans, no harm intended.)
(photos thanks to ElizaDushku.org)
#agatha all along#AAA#fan cast#this is a joke this isn't serious#i wish Eliza was acting but alas it is not to be#happy for her that she is happy and healthy#but also yes she is def still gorgeous#i would be excited if she did a guest spot on AAA#and i haven't even watched that show#i only know about it from tumblr#it looks good and i like Aubrey Plaza so i will prob watch at some point
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Silly thing with Sua and Ivan
#i think Sua is hating it rn#can't even rest in peace.....#everyone had their take of Ivan “hypocrisy” regarding what he said to Sua about. you know!!!! you know.. dying#so here's mine jdddsd this isn't that serious just. a joke!! a silly one..#alien stage#alien stage fanart#alnst#alnst sua#alnst ivan#fanart#my art
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Got someone new into TLT but when we compared favorite characters afterwards she said "Camilla has 0 personality though"
After I was done with the gasping and clutching heart I had to admit that fiiiine, she's obviously more present in Nona, and person hadn't read Dr. Sex yes, etc etc etc -
But like. Like
The very FIRST thing we hear of her is “Impossible, Warden. Improbable, Warden. Inexplicable, Warden. Indubitable, Warden." The SECOND this is "Swords don't lie". And THEN
They were fighting in close, cramped quarters, and Gideon was getting pinned. She smashed the other girl’s offhand out of the way and into the wall, scattering loose glass tiles in its wake as it fell: her opponent dropped as though shot, crouched, kicked her dagger up into her hand, and did a handspring backward down the stairs. (GtN, chapter 12)
How do you read this and DON'T immediately pledge yourself body and soul to the altar of Camilla Hect. Could not be me!!!
#that's not even getting into the parts where she's a librarian with two knives#That she's the perfectpicture of the stoic unflappable serious type but she CANNOT stop moving#and her jokes! her deadpan delivery! Andt that's her INTRODUCTION!#It isn't even 'go loud' or 'you'll wish she didn't' or or or#anyway.#cam and pal my beloved#the locked tomb
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the entire point of the blue food was that it was the only way sally could consistently rebel against gabe without getting her or percy punished. sally is not and never was submissive in the books. percy himself says sally has "a rebellious streak, like me." however, sally and percy were under threat of serious abuse from gabe and therefore had to pick their battles. blue food was sally's way of telling percy "i am here and fighting with you" and "there is hope in the world still."
#whenever sally wasn't around gabe threatened percy with physical violence and percy is regularly scared of ppl physically harming him#even before training at camp half blood which is likely bc he was actually physically abused#also part of gabe's abuse was insulting percy's intelligence and i know y'all don't realize how serious that was#bc percy being stupid is a fandom joke and a punchline in rick's newer books#so yes ppl commenting that they changed* gabe's abuse is not just ppl pointing out sally's sassy comebacks as a little strange#thanks for coming to my tedtalk#percy jackson#sally jackson#percy#sally#pjo tv#rr crit#pjo show crit#min talks pjo#*ppl are acting like all abuse is the same so if u comment on gabe's abuse being changed it means ur saying he's not abusive#which isn't at all what is being said here but that's the current level of comprehension we're dealing w at this point
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"oooh but katniss everdeen could have shot trump" you idiots. you fools. ye folks of tiny brain. katniss everdeen Could have shot trump but she Would have shot biden instead, leaving trump to be trampled to death by hordes of screaming republicans
#no true katniss lovers in this internet.....she is too based for u#mr. fbi if you're reading this i promise i'm joking#tumblrinas i promise this isn't a serious political analysis#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#thg#catching fire#mockingjay
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The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.
#I see everyone talking about the nuances when you look at Merlin through [x] lens#BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SLEEPY LENS#WE CAN’T KEEP SLEEPING ON THE SLEEPY LENS#(can u tell I'm exhausted)#see this reads as if I'm joking but I'm actually being SO serious. I think the lack of rest was a significant factor in Merlin's conduct#IF he got a solid 8 hours of sleep + 2 hours minimum JUST to himself everyday uninterrupted... I just know things would turn out different#like it isn't even asking for much. decent sleep + a frankly sad amount of down-time. and yet. I know he didn't get that w those 3 jobs#ugh#he must have been TIRED do you hear me#even applies to morgana she looked tired tbh. those prophetic dreams probably weren't great for restfulness. sad what she did but#she did seem sleepy#okay ignore this I am going through it. extrinsic intrinsic coagulation pathways have gotten to me if u know what I mean#actually wait no if anyone sees this don't ignore it#HE MUST HAVE BEEN SO SLEEPY and everyone must understand. SLEEPy.#I hope I do not wake up and reread this and wonder why I posted this. but like I feel like I am the correctest person on planet earth rn#I've been thinking abt merlin's nap deprived state for years now tbh#merlin#bbc merlin
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the way el said "he's my first boyfriend" when max asked if mike was a good kisser is so silly of her. babygirl he is going to be your only boyfriend. you are a lesbian
#inspired by a post I saw on my dash about how she says that which is proof she didn't really see a future with mike#and isn't serious about their relationship. vs will. who obviously did see a future with mike and is serious about him#which is like. true obviously I just giggled and was about to tag it like#“oh he is going to be her only bf actually” and then decided that was a joke better saved for my own post#stranger things#el hopper#byler#<- give me attention
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putting my hands on your shoulders looking directly into your eyes why are you so insistent that Dazai is faking every emotion every second of every day except when he's acting mean or evil why do you think his dark side is more true than his happier or sillier sides
do you not also have multiple facets you show different people? are we not all beautiful multifaceted individuals? are your actions and reactions not influenced by your emotions and state of mind?
can't he laugh at his own jokes? can't he fondly think of the Agency? can't he be dramatic because he wants to? can't he be surprised by something suddenly happening, even if he knew it would happen? do you not jump when the jack in the box gets out even if you were the one working the mechanism?
why would the mean persona be more real? why would any and all joy be faked? why are you only allowing him misery?
#sorry i saw one too many posts talking about dazai's ''masks'' and how he hides his true self from the ada#and what of it if he still has the potential to hurt others? what of it if he's good at hurting? every day he chooses not to lean into it#not too far at the very least.#isn't kyouk.a skilled at killing? did she not choose not to do it?#i'm not saying dazai's never acting (because it does happen) i'm saying too many people are too quick to brush off-#every non-serious non-mean emotion as ''playing an act''#why would the mean persona not be a fake?? you thought about that??? what biases are you holding here#he makes jokes. he acts silly. he's a drama queen. he loves it.#you know what IS tiring? having to look evil and untouchable and impassive in front of a whole organization every day as a teenager#as soon as he gets to lupin with od.a and ang.o he goes silly mode. heck- when he *met* ang.o it was because he went silly mode.#as soon as chuuy.a is in proximity he starts yelling children's insults and starts stupid competitions#his silly mode is just as integrated into his personality as the capacity to be the scariest most evil person you've seen#they are not mutually exclusive and having the capacity for either does not mean acting on them#as asagiri said in an interview: bsd isn't about change it's about adaptation. kyouk.a has the talent to kill. she just chooses not to.#dazai has the skills to be evil. he just chooses good.#that got long in the tags sorry#apparently i talk sometimes
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I have real questions about what is wrong with yall and if you have any cognitive reasoning skills, or any desire whatsoever to send messages to your friends instead of my inbox
#what was it about ''glasses and an undercut'' made you want to jump to such a wild ass statement#sergle.txt#the vitriol on my ''you know gay ppl with this exact style'' post is CRAZY that post got foul with absolutely no prompting#like what is the jump exactly.. the initial joke is that this haircut + buttonup and glasses frames are the first options reached for#by the Newly Transed and also. butch lesbians who are 20. and also butch lesbians who are 60#and also twinks#so you're getting the same look from 20 different people who aren't even in the same spaces together#that's the joke. i'm explaining the joke. the joke ISN'T "i knew someone awful who had this style so everyone is awful'' can we be serious
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Ughh this is gonna be a messy post, but I want to say some things that are on my heart rn.
First of all, this blog will always and forever support LGBTQIA+. No intentional erasure of any kind will happen here. I just want to make that clear.
All my life (despite a very Conservative, bigoted and r*cist upbringing with silent gen and boomer parents,) I have always fought to love everyone. To treat everyone the way I wanted to be treated. With love and respect.
I spent my whole life with a binary mindset, trying to understand and learn about all the different pronouns and identities. I still have a lot to learn and understand. I'm getting there. (And I hope you'll be patient with me as I continue to grow).
Now, here I sit, months after discovering my own demisexuality... And I'm straight. Talk about feeling like a round peg trying to fit thru a square hole. My identity means so much to me right now because it's belonged to everyone else for all these years. I was brainwashed into believing I had no autonomy. I'm finally in a place where I can reclaim what's been taken from me. (I won't go into how Christianity hurt me...but let's just say, I have a lot of trauma bc of my old faith that ties into a lot of this. I'd need to make an hr long video just to unpack it all.)
What's great is that I have been met with nothing less than love, respect, and kindness, welcomed with open arms without terms and conditions from this community. On and off Tumblr. More than I've experienced in any community ever. Even more so than the witchy/pagan community.
I guess I just want to say that I love y'all. A whole fucking lot. Thank you for making me feel seen. Thank you for your love.
And I hope it's ok to say this but... I'm excited as hell to celebrate this year's Pride month, no longer just as an ally...but as a part of the Ace community.
Thanks for giving this odd, funky-shaped peg a place to call home.
Happy Pride. 🏳️🌈
#happy pride 🌈#demisexual#acespec#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#lgbtq#hate of any kind isn't welcome on my blog#disrespect isn't welcome either#my space is cultivated for open-minds and open hearts only#idc who you are#where you're from#or what you've done in your past#as long as you lead with love and kindness#you thought i was gonna start reciting backstreet boys#weren't you?#sorry#i can't help but make stupid jokes when things get really serious#mira maunders#Mira's gone on a tangent
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Since we're sharing youtube comments, I wanted to share this underrated one
#watcher#watcher entertainment#disappointed but not completely surprised#i haven't watched them in a hot minute and i think this situation made me realize why#all the content is too perfect now. maybe even slightly too long. i say this as someone who loves long videos#i watch retrospectives on shows ive never seen or actively dislike and love every moment of it#but sitting with the silenced of ghost files is just boring now. which i hate to say but it is#there hasn't been any really funny bits in a while either. and the jokes that they do on the set feel not super authentic#that's just me though#im worried they made a bad business decision and it's gonna hurt them. and the situation isn't super serious so i enjoy laughing about it#i really think i was into watcher for a hot minute but sometimes it feels like im slogging through a video just to get a glimmer of#what i used to love#which is super depressing xD
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I only have ONE clear complaint for s5 that I need to voice immediately.
I have to come clean.
When they did the plot revealing there was an "extra Yumyulack", I was CONVINCED they were gonna reference the hand that got away in s1. And they didn't. They still haven't, maybe they never will. And that made me sad.
HUGE missed opportunity.
#solar opposites#''oh but earth soil isn't good enough to grow a shlorpian'' ISNT IT THO?? read the information in s1e8 on the screens... i did the math#plus it just wouldve been epic idc#s5#this is half a joke post but the other half is very serious i WAS expecting this and was let down when it wasnt the case
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and what if the super secret watcher announcement is that they're collaborating with taylor swift? a lot of watcher's shows involve files. taylor's new album is called 'the tortured poets department'. i'm sure there are a bunch of files in there. just saying.
#watcher#OBVIOUSLY a joke but actually no it isn't I'm SUPER SERIOUS about this guys SO SERIOUS#shane madej#ryan bergara#steven lim#steven lim is responsible for the tunguska event#<<< WTF I FORGOT ABOUT THAT TAG#all hail the watcher#watcher entertainment#shane and ryan#ttpd#the tortured poets department
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As much as I enjoy the idea of gay Noé, there's something so darkly funny about the idea that he actually is bi and attracted to women—he's just not into Domi specifically
#this wasn't prompted by anything I've just been thinking about it lmao#I don't have any stake in his sexuality genuinely#like he's clearly into guys. and I think a gay reading could have some interesting implications that I do enjoy#but with the early stuff with Jeanne. I could see him being bi#bi or pan or whichever#not for certain. but possibly#idk this isn't the post for serious analysis I'm just here to laugh at my poor girl Domi#vnc#vanitas no carte#jokes
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now's surely not the time but i really truly do feel like in a lot of the circles discussing social progress, along the same line that we get people arguing about gender markers on official documents when the actual solution is to remove gender markers entirely because they serve no practical purpose, i feel like we have a lot of arguments surrounding sexism and expectations in relationships and marriage equality and equity and financial abuse and marriages of convenience that are almost completely inaccessible if you're any variant of asexual/aromantic/aspec or polyamorous. what if this isn't how any of that worked. is that so crazy?
#shut up me#i don't like talking about being poly because we just sort of aren't there yet. but cmon now#frankly i dont tend to discuss this sort of thing except with people i am literally trying to date#its just like. sure sometimes progress is made. but being poly is just. such a grey area still#name one poly couple in media that isnt a joke and isnt subtext. i can but only because i really really care#i was also furious over people talking about changing the poly flag to 'look more like a pride flag'. like are you serious#it's supposed to be stealth. it's supposed to be just for us. this isn't safe or advisable as an identity yet. stop snitching??#you all saw what happened to ace people circa 2013 online. are you stupid or something#aces and polys are allies until the end
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