#this is a general comment not directed at anyone or a particular thing
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Admire people all that you want, but don’t put them on a pedestal.
#this is a general comment not directed at anyone or a particular thing#just an observation#you will only be disappointed#people can’t live up to unrealistic expectations
23 notes
·
View notes
Text
endless list of fascinating ding yuxi facts in no particular order
his ideal job besides acting would be museum guard bc he'd get to admire the exhibits all day for free
majored in directing at shanghai theatre academy
gets embarrassed when dubbing his own scenes
used to be a lanky little dude and thus thought dayu (big yu) would be a fitting nickname to use. now he's all buffed up and goes by xiaoding (little ding)
named his fandom haitang bc there's an animated movie called dayu haitang (big fish & begonia)
irl disney princess: animals inexplicably swarm him no matter where he goes (real)
self-proclaimed disney princess
has insane chemistry even with inanimate objects but apparently it's because he's severely nearsighted
thinks his best angle is the back of his head
had to explain slang words and exemplified by looking straight into the camera and saying *in perfect english* "you look SNATCHED in that t-shirt"
played a white cat demon
adopted a white cat and named it after his character
played another white cat demon
adopted two more cats off the street by putting down his backpack and waiting to see if they hop in or not (they did)
adopted a puppy from one of his shows when it grew too big and had to be replaced for continuity
checks fandom posts and questions for him daily and replies with puns so elaborate they require time to be deciphered, memes and/or pictures of his pets
early in his career won an acting reality show
played (among other unhinged characters) a zebra on said show
fans made throwbacks to it to celebrate his recent surge in popularity, newer fans were horrified and said they were worse than antis. he promptly went online to defend his longtime fans by saying they're 'old friends that his journey couldn't have been possible without'
recognizes fans irl and stops to chat with them
used to write down fans' usernames for live q&as
an ai cover of him singing went viral so he recorded his own cover and released it
generally does things his fans ask him to/don't even ask but he sees online and thinks they'd enjoy. even went bungee jumping bc he promised to
hyperaware of his surroundings to the extent that he's the first to catch anyone who stumbles in a 10m radius
gets shoujo vision whenever he sees a plushie and can't help petting it (well-known fact but also. caught in 4k on national tv)
pranks other actors he's traveling with by mingling in with the paparazzi and pretending he's one of them
was often spotted eating alone in restaurants, famous celebs commented saying he should tell them if he wanted to hang out, he was genuinely baffled bc he didn't see why being by himself would be such a big issue
got his driver's license at 29 and now can't stop bringing it up in every conversation
when asked to drive he said he doesn't dare go over 10kmph
his english name is ryan. who even is that. every time he's called that a fan gets a jumpscare. but! on extra cool occasions, he is very much a ryan
has his big break in a hit series every other 4 years (the real deal this time though 🙏)
likes getting new acting jobs bc it means. haircuts for free!! (he thinks spending pocket change on himself in his free time isn't a priority but bought on sight 1218 magazines featuring a co-star just to show support)
shocked veteran actors with his dedication after getting near-drunk in order to make such a scene more convincing (he's allergic to alcohol)
bawls his eyes out at wrap-up ceremonies because after months of filming he'll miss being called by his character's name all the time
whenever a series of his finishes airing, he tries to learn a new craft in order to make an art piece as a send-off gift (recent ones: clay pottery and sand art)
has a beautiful singing voice and loves ballads but never really gets to officially sing, recently bc of his newfound success he was invited to perform on a music show and during the stage he was more scared than when bungee-jumping
thinks acting is like borrowing someone's life so he wishes to help his characters live to the fullest
in the last 2 months covered the entire scale of: [no bodyguards] -> highest popularity level possible on weibo, achieved only by 3 other much more famous actors -> brand event of his supposed to be held in a mall had to be urgently moved to the nearby 60.000-seat olympic stadium because the fans kept coming; the stadium reached max capacity and the brand had to state that it wasn't a concert (🆕️)
is a cat
#these are just the tip of the iceberg but yk. off the top of my head#not to mention that's not even his real name..#ding zhoujie you fascinating most precious human being#truly never a boring day in this fandom#maybe i should make a part 2 sometime. pursuing that phd in dingyuxism#ding yuxi#cdrama#for more of the same do check out haitangtwt#they're walking dyx encyclopedias over there
192 notes
·
View notes
Text
Fairytale Witch Player Character Rules in Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy
Eureka has six playable "monster" types, and about ten total supernatural character options all together. Each supernatural trait is taken basically as if it is a normal trait like the ones you have been seeing us post. You cannot give a character more than one supernatural trait--and from what you are about to read, you probably wouldn't want to. Playing monsters is recommended for "advanced" players only, people who like a lot of "crunch" in their games, as require you to keep track of a lot more mechanics than playing a normal human.
Here is the Fairytale Witch Trait. This is going under a Read More because it's long as hell but we really hope that you will check it out and comment. This is, like, the whole entire ruleset for playing a witch in Eureka.
Fairytale Witch (Monster Trait)
A “witch” has been many things throughout history, so many things in fact that it is quite difficult to form a cohesive thesis statement about them, and, like vampires, and the Hollywood werewolf, are something whose origins are obscured and severely misunderstood by more recent pop culture and pop history.[1][2][3] The “fairytale witch” in Eureka draws inspiration from a vast range of folkloric sources, ancient, medieval, and early-modern. Literary and folkloric figures, typically women, who wield the power to heal and to harm, and whose aid or ire are nearly always earned.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] And like those things, many things which were said to be witches were not and are not.
[2. Off to the side in the final formatting] Certain more recent folkloric elements of the idea of “witchcraft,” including sacrifice and drinking of specifically children’s blood, have been deliberately omitted from mechanization, as these elements stand as direct and recent foundations of present-day antisemitic conspiracy theories. Both in real life and in Eureka, grand conspiracy theories are a comforting fantasy for those who turn a blind eye to actual problems which stand right in front of their face.
[3. Off to the side in the final formatting] Most witch trials happened in America during the Enlightenment.
Fairytale witches in Eureka may draw on ancient knowledge of these arts passed down generationally, may have learned these abilities from their peers, or may have simply stumbled upon this knowledge some other way and discovered that, while it is simply a silly fantasy to most others, they have an exceptional talent for it.[1] Now what will they do with this power?[2][3] This particular Trait tackles some different themes compared to the other monsters.
[1 off to the side in the final formatting] Regardless, this is not something which can be taught to others over the course of an investigation. Plus, it’s said most people simply lack the talent for it in the first place.
[2 off to the side in the final formatting] Witches are not satanic, at least not literally. The idea that “the Devil” can grant anyone any arcane power is found nowhere in the Bible.
[3 off to the side in the final formatting] You couldn't imagine the hazing.
A lot of a witch’s powers hinge on them knowing someone’s “full true name.” What exactly is meant by a person’s “full true name” is a matter of discussion between player and Narrator, but as a general guideline, if a person is named Jeremy Matthew Jones IV, then “Jeremy Matthew Jones IV” is needed, and just “Jeremy Jones” or “Jeremy M. Jones” won’t be enough. Nicknames also do not generally count.
A fairy cannot make their magic work by just guessing a person’s true name, but a witch can.
Curses
Assuming they have the right materials, a witch can place a terrible curse on an unsuspecting victim from anywhere in the world. More powerful curses have two stages, while simpler curses peter out or fall off after about a week.[1]
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] For all the many terrible things that the medieval Church was, stagnifying and technologically regressive do not make the list. The institution of the medieval Church was one of philosophy, education, and what we would now call “science,” and medieval clergymen were by and large literate, and relatively well-educated men for the time. The medieval Church’s suppression of “witchcraft” had less in common with the “satanic panic” of the 80s, 90s, and 2000s, and more to do with the idea that even believing that “the devil” or pagan gods could grant anyone wicked powers was a dangerous superstition, enabling of swindlers and charlatans, and this was likely to result in the wrongful persecution of people who behave oddly, as well as, and especially, Jews. This was true of the “satanic panic” and is still true today.
[1.1. Off to the side in the final formatting] This is not to posit that the medieval Church was a champion of religious freedom and equality. One might say they wanted uncontested control of who got to persecute Jews and exactly to what degree.
Casting a Curse Directly
In order to place a curse directly on a target, the witch must be in possession of the target’s full true name[1] clearly written on some material, or a large sample of their DNA (such as a large lock of their hair), or both. These items are destroyed as a part of the casting process.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] What exactly is meant by a person’s “full true name” is a matter of discussion between player and Narrator.
Casting a curse requires a supernatural ability Composure roll.
Casting a curse takes 1 Tick or 5 Actions, during which all components are destroyed.[1] The curse will last for 7 days by default before either wearing off completely, or advancing to the next stage. As the curse is cast, roll 1D6+1+[Relevant Skill]. Which Skill is used will vary depending on the curse. The result is the number of days by which the witch may extend or reduce the curse's duration. If the curse is an advanced two-stage curse, the result is the number of days by which the witch may extend or reduce the first stage’s duration. If the result is a negative number, reduce the witch’s Composure by the same amount. A witch may use the Focus Eureka! Point ability to add an additional 1D6 to this roll (and this also adds 1D6 to the advanced curse roll, below).[2]
[1 off to the side in the final formatting] What the act of placing a curse actually looks like varies from witch to witch.
[2 off to the side in the final formatting] This works exactly like using the Focus ability when Incapacitated - add 1D6 per Eureka! Point spent to the roll, and then drop all but the highest two.
If a simple curse is reduced to a duration of “0 days,” it will only take effect for the duration of a single Scene. If the first stage of an advanced curse is set to “0 days,” the curse will advance to the second stage immediately.
When an advanced curse is cast, after the witch decides the effect of the second stage (see below), roll an additional separate 1D6+1+[Relevant Skill]. The result is the number of days by which the witch may extend or reduce the second stage’s duration. Like with a simple curse, the default duration is 7 days, after which the effects will wear off completely.
If the witch only has one of these components, then only a simple curse can be cast. If the witch has both the full true name and the DNA sample, an advanced curse can be cast. If the witch mistakenly has the true name and the DNA of two separate people, then, unbeknownst to the witch, both of those people will be struck with a simple curse.
Witches may place curses upon themselves if they so desire, without needing to use their own full true name or DNA.[1]
[1 off to the side in the final formatting] They’ve already got it.
A second curse placed upon the same target will extend its duration, but only the effect of one type of curse can apply at once. If a simple curse is placed on a target already suffering the effects of an advanced curse, the simple curse will fail to take effect. If a different kind of advanced curse is placed on a target already suffering the effects of an advanced curse, the new curse will replace the previous curse if the caster can make a Full Success on a skill check with the new curse’s relevant Skill.
Effects of Simple Curses
A simple curse makes the target suddenly feel extremely feeble and ill.[1] The target will have a -2 modifier applied to all Skill rolls for the duration of the curse’s effect. Simple curses that have no advanced stage always use the Medicine Skill.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] Symptoms include shortness of breath, nausea, fatigue, muscle weakness, loss of appetite, excessive sweating, dizziness, and a sense of impending doom. However, no medical doctor will be able to diagnose exactly what is causing the problem.
Effects of Advanced Curses
Advanced curses typically have two stages, with the first stage appearing nearly identical to a simple curse, with all the same effects. When the second stage takes effect, the effects of the first stage cease. The effect of the second stage is decided as the curse is being cast, before the 1D6 is rolled.
Each advanced curse has a different Skill associated with it. This Skill is used for both the first and second stage of the curse.
Curse of Transformation
This curse uses the Nature Skill. The target will be spontaneously transformed into an animal of the witch’s preference.[1]
[1 off to the side in the final formatting] Their clothes don’t transform with them.
The witch must make a Full Success on a Nature roll to choose an animal that is not on the following list.
Cat
Frog
Mouse
Newt
Pig
Rat
Toad
Wolf[1]
[1 off to the side in the final formatting] For the stats of a wolf, see p.xx “Werewolf”. The rest of these do not have official stats, but we expect you to be able to figure out what they would be good and bad at.
The target will maintain a functional degree of human intelligence while in this form, at least for some time. Once their human mind is lost, the curse cannot be removed, and will never revert after any amount of time. The curse will also never revert if the target dies while transformed.
For an NPC, the Narrator rolls a hidden 1D6+3. This is how many days the target will retain their humanity.
For an investigator, the Narrator rolls a hidden 1D6. After this number of days, if the transformed investigator ever reaches 0 Composure, their humanity will be lost.
Curse of Reduction
This curse uses the Visual Calculus Skill. The target will be spontaneously reduced to between 5% and 10% of their original size.[1][2][3][4]
[1 off to the side in the final formatting] Their clothes and items may or may not shrink with them, at the caster’s preference.
[2. Off to the side in the final formatting] For a 72” person, that would be between 3.6” and 7.2”.
[3. Off to the side in the final formatting.] In most cases, a person reduced in size like this will be at the mercy of the witch, and can be captured without any rolls needed. However, they still have opposable thumbs, and the means to explain the circumstances to others. Witches may wish to weigh the pros and cons of this compared to transformation into a rat, which can make victims quite hard to catch if they start running right away.
[4 off to the side in the final formatting] A person reduced in size counts as one meal.
If the target dies while shrunken, the curse will never revert.
Curse of Petrification
This curse uses the Chemistry Skill. The target, including their clothes, will be spontaneously turned to stone. At the preference of the caster, they may or may not retain awareness of their surroundings. If kept aware, they will lose 2 Composure per day, and if unaware, 1 Composure per day, until they are effectively dead, at which point the curse cannot be reverted.[1] If the curse is reverted, either by it wearing off before the point of no return, or being broken, any damage the target sustained as a statue will immediately take effect. For example, chips in their stone body become lacerations in their living body. If an arm was broken off of the statue, their arm is now severed. If the statue suffers fatal damage, the curse will not be able to be reverted. If unaware, then reverting the curse will feel like waking up from a long and restless sleep. The target does not need to eat or sleep so long as they are petrified.
[1 off to the ads in the final formatting] For NPCs, consider them to have 1D6+1 Composure to lose before it starts to eat into their Superficial HP.
Curse of Slumber
This curse uses the Medicine Skill. The next time they fall asleep, the victim will fall into a coma-like state for the duration of the curse. The target will lose 1 Composure per day until the curse either reverts or they die.[1] Unlike with petrification, the body must breathe and be fed during this time.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] For NPCs, consider them to have 1D6+1 Composure to lose before it starts to eat into their Superficial HP.
Curse of Death
This curse uses the Blacked Out Skill. The target begins to take 2 Superficial Damage each day for the duration of the curse or until they die, and will be unable to regain HP or Composure through sleep. In addition, apply a -3 modifier to all their rolls.
Defense Against Curses
Upon being struck with a curse, a witch can recognize the intended effect, and may immediately make a Skill check of the curse’s relevant Skill in order to cast it off. This will take one Movement if time is measured in Turns.
Full Success: The curse is fully cast off.
Partial Success: The curse is partially cast off. The witch will suffer only the simple effects, at half the intended duration, and no advanced effects.
Failure: The witch will suffer the full effects of the curse as usual.
Placing a Curse on an Object
Cursing an object works similarly to placing a curse on a person, except no names or DNA are needed, the witch need only be holding the object with bare hands. The default duration of the first stage is 7 days and so is the second stage. Roll 1D6+1+[Relevant Skill] for each to determine by how much the witch can adjust them. After the witch has removed their hands from the object, it will be actively cursed, and anyone who touches it with bare skin, including the witch themselves, will be cursed. The Narrator rolls a hidden 1D12. The result is how many times the curse will transfer to people who touch the object.
Breaking a Curse
There are a number of ways a witch may know to break a curse. If the ailment is not immediately identifiable as a curse, a Full Success on a Blacked Out check by a witch will positively identify whether it is or not.
The death of the curse’s caster will not remove the curse.
Manual Removal of the Curse
A curse can be removed in the same way it was cast. If the curse was cast using a true name, the witch can remove the curse using the victim’s true name. If the curse was cast using DNA, the witch can remove the curse using the victim’s DNA.[1] If both, it requires both. Regardless, this takes 1 Tick or 5 Actions. If neither, the curse cannot be broken in this way.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] This has to be the victim’s human DNA. If they have been transformed into an animal, their new form’s DNA will not suffice, it will have to be something removed from their body before the transformation.
True Love’s Kiss
A kiss can sometimes be all it takes to lift a curse. The Narrator rolls a hidden D6 once the victim has been kissed. On a 7+, the curse will be broken by the kiss. If it fails, another kiss from the same person will not work either.[1] If time is measured in Turns, this will take an Action from the kisser.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting.] Morgie’s kisses always lift curses.
Add +1 to the roll if the kisser truly loves the victim.
Add +1 to the roll if the kisser is female.
Add +1 to the roll if the kisser is of noble or royal lineage, or is a fairy.
Curse Removal and Cure by Potion
If all else fails, a potion can be brewed to lift the curse. A potion to lift a specific type of curse will require the same recipe as a potion that would have caused that type of curse, plus one additional Table 3 ingredient. However, the victim must be able to drink the potion for it to take effect, meaning a curse of petrification cannot be lifted in this way. See p.xx “Brewing Potions”. Using the same method, a Non-Lethal or Lethal Poison Potion can have an extra Table 3 ingredient added to make them antidotes for their respective poisons, and a Love Potion can have an extra Table 3 ingredient added to make it a cure for Love Potions, etc.
Brewing Potions
If there’s one thing witches are known for, it’s potions.[1] Potions represent the most reliable and effective vehicle of a witch’s magic, and are often something of a magic spell in and of themselves.[2][3]
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] A large metal cauldron is classic, but takes up a lot of space in an apartment, so a stovetop is usually fine.
[2. Off to the side in the final formatting] The “magic words” may or may not have any true power in and of themselves. Sometimes, the time it takes to recite the entire “spell” three times is just about how long the potion needs to be left on the heat.
[3. Off to the side in the final formatting] In the Middle Ages, until about the mid-1400s, the conception of a “witch” was often cautiously positive, and may conjure up the image of an unmarried woman living outside of town who has vast generational knowledge to draw upon in the way of midwifery techniques, herbalism, medicine, and poison.
When a witch brews a potion, it is often going to be something of an ordeal to gather all the right ingredients, but the payoff will be an effect that the witch can set the exact delay and duration of, and which can be applied to anyone who consumes it, bypassing both the element of uncertainty, and the prickly details, of casting a curse by hand. A successfully brewed potion can be made to have any length of delay between consumption and effect, and the effect can be made to last for any length of time, including permanency.
Potion brewing is as much an art as a science, and no two brews will be the same, even if they aim to achieve the same effect across the same duration. The process of brewing a magic potion is influenced by factors barely understood by the witch and certainly not under their control, it won’t be until the the process is underway that it becomes clear exactly what is needed to finish the concoction.[1][2] Not counting the time required to gather the ingredients, a witch must spend at least 1 Tick a day attending to the potion in between the time the base is added and the final two ingredients are added, as well as 1D6 Ticks finishing the potion once all of the ingredients have been added.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] When it became clear that prayer alone would not suffice, ordained priests may be the village’s most avid practitioner of “folk magic.” Folk “magic” of course just being another word for an observable effect to which the cause is not fully scientifically understood.
[2. Off to the side in the final formatting] Sometimes, the ingredients required for a potion will be realistically impossible to obtain in certain scenarios.
Every potion has three ingredients: A base, which is always going to be the same for the kind of effect the witch is trying to achieve, and two additional main ingredients which will become clear only after the brewing process has begun.[1] See below for the list of possible potion effects, the required bases, and the two other ingredients, which will be rolled on the relevant ingredient tables.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] This is not literally all the ingredients, just the ones that matter most mechanically and which will not be understood until the process has begun. The witch will be throwing all sorts of things in there in the meantime.
The base for a potion must be acquired and added, and after the other two required ingredients become known, those too must be acquired and added. For ingredients that would be reasonable to have on-hand, a Wealth roll using the witch’s home (or whatever home they’re doing this in) may suffice, but many ingredients will require the witch and any other investigators willing to help them to divert their plans to seek them out. If the investigators decide that a particular potion is necessary for their progress towards solving the mystery, then consider rolls that seek to gather information on where to find the necessary ingredients to count as Investigative Rolls.
Potions do not work on any subject unable to ingest or digest them.
Any potion which applies an advanced curse’s effect does so without applying the effect of the first stage.
If a potion is intended to be mixed with food, a witch may take steps to make the potion more difficult to detect by taste or smell with a Blacked Out or Chemistry roll, hidden by the Narrator.
Full Success: The potion is impossible to detect once it has been applied to or mixed with food.
Partial Success: The potion may be detected by a Full or Partial Success on a Senses roll.
Failure: The taste or smell of the potion is immediately obvious to just about anyone.
To make a potion undetectable in an autopsy or other examination of the victim, a witch can make a Chemistry or Blacked Out roll.
Full Success: The remnants and evidence of the potion in the victim’s system will dissipate completely before any examination can be conducted.
Partial Success: Evidence of the potion within the victim’s system will be undetectable by normal means, but a witch may still be able to identify it.
Failure: Any medical examiner will be able to detect the traces of the potion, but only someone versed in witchcraft will be able to properly identify it.
Potions which apply the same effects as curses count as those curses for all intents and purposes, including their removal. Thus a curse caused by a potion could be removed by use of the victim’s hair and true name, by use of a curse-removing potion, or by a kiss.
Starting the Adventure with Potions
A witch can start the adventure with potions already in their inventory in exchange for WP, either because they recently brewed them, or bought or traded from another witch (who is unavailable for a refund of takeback during the adventure). The witch will not be able to buy potions during the adventure. Any potion bought by WP in character creation can be made curative by spending 1 extra WP. (See p.xx “Curse Removal and Cure by Potion”.)
2WP: Random potion.[1] Roll 1D6+1D12 on the list of potions.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] It’s only random to the player, not the witch. They know what they got it for.
4WP: Specific potion. Choose any one potion from the list.
List of Potions
2. Potion of Invisibility
Cat (boiled live), Table 3, Table 3. Renders one invisible to the naked eye for a single Scene, including clothing and small held items.
3. Potion of Transformation
Blood of the animal that this potion is intended to turn someone into, Table 3, Table 3. Applies the second stage of a transformation curse. See p.xx “Curse of Transformation”.
4. Potion of Petrification
Powdered marble, Table 2, Table 3. Applies the second stage of a petrification curse. See p.xx “Curse of Petrification”.
5. Potion of Waking Sleep
Apple, Table 2, Table 3. Allows one to remain awake for one full night without suffering any Composure loss.
6. Love Potion
hair of the subject of affection, Table 2, Table 3. All rolls made by the subject of affection towards the drinker of the potion have a +2 Contextual modifier.[1][2][3]
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] This works like any other curse - though it can only be applied by a potion, the love potion’s effect may be undone by other means (e.g. with a sample of DNA and the person’s full true name).
[2. Off to the side in the final formatting] The world is a little fuzzier when the subject of the affection is in view, but their voice is always loud and clear.
[3. Off to the side in the final formatting] Easily slipped into a drink - one more reason to be vigilant at bars.
7. Potion of Slumber
Sand, Table 1, Table 3. Applies the second stage of a slumber curse. See p.xx “Curse of Slumber”.
8. Potion of Nourishment
Bread crumbs, Table 1, Table 3. Consuming this counts as 3 daily meals at once.
9. Potion of Death
Rat (boiled live), Table 1, Table 2. Applies the second stage of a death curse. See p.xx “Curse of Death”.
10. Sleep Aid
Wolfsbane, Table 1, Table 1. Grants one 1 additional point of Composure restored after a single full night’s rest.
11. Pain Relief
oak bark, Table 1, Table 2. Grants one 1 additional point of Superficial HP restored after a single full night’s rest.
12. Potion of Glamour
Lavender, Table 1, Table 3. Apply a +2 Base bonus to this character’s Charm and Seduce Skills for a single Scene.
13. Non-lethal Poison
Thorns of a thorny plant, Table 1, Table 3. Applies Poison (Non-lethal, OT: Witch’s choice, DF: Witch’s choice). See p.xx “Non-lethal Poison”.
14. Potion of Healing
Copper shavings, Table 1, Table 3. When applied with a Medicine roll, add +2 to the amount of HP restored, even with a Failure. This can also rid the body of non-chronic diseases, such as a short-term virus or bacterial infection.
15. Juice that Makes You Explode
Gunpowder, Table 2, Table 3. When the potion takes effect, the Narrator rolls a hidden D6. On a 6, This causes the consumer to violently explode as a Shrapnel Explosion. On a 1-5, the option has no effect. See p.xx “Shrapnel Explosion”.
16. Lethal Poison
Hemlock, Table 2, Table 3. Applies Poison (Lethal, OT: Witch’s choice, DF: Witch’s choice). See p.xx “Lethal Poison”.
17. Potion of Soothing
Simmered liquor, Table 2, Table 3. Restores 3 points of Composure.
18. Potion of Reduction
Salt, Table 3, Table 3. Applies the second stage of a reduction curse. See p.xx “Curse of Reduction”.
Potion Ingredients Table 1
A witch with a +2 or higher in Nature can roll a second time on this table and use either result in the potion.
1,1. Beetroot
1,2. Beetroot
1,3. Adder’s fork (trout lily)
1,4. Beetroot
1,5. Wolfsbane
1,6. Yew leaves
2,1. Tiger’s blood
2,2. Oak leaves
2,3. Blind-worm’s sting (wormwood)
2,4. Eye of Newt (mustard seed)[1]
2,5. Eye of newt (actual)
2,6. Gecko’s blood
3,1. Tongue of dog (houndstongue, the plant)
3,2. Tongue of dog (actual)
3,3. Lizard leg (ivy)
3,4. Lizard leg (actual)
3,5. Owlet’s wing (garlic)
3,6. Owlet’s wing (actual)
4,1. Scale of dragon (the plant)
4,2. Tooth of wolf (club moss)
4,3. Tooth of wolf (actual)
4,4. Gall of goat (st. John’s wart)
4,5. Bloody fingers (foxgloves)
4,6. Bloody fingers (actual)
5,1. Tiger’s chaudron (lady’s mantle)
5,2. Baboon’s blood
5,3. Toe of frog (buttercup)
5,4. Toe of frog (actual)
5,5. Fillet of fenny snake (arums)
5,6. Wool of bat (holly leaves)
6,1. Wool of bat (actual)
6,2. Snakes
6,3. Snails
6,4. Puppy dog tails
6,5. Rose petals
6,6. Snips (eels)
[1 off to the side in the final formatting] There is little evidence that “eye of newt” and “lizard’s leg” and stuff like that was actually code for regular household ingredients, but there’s also little evidence that every witch would know that.
Potion Ingredients Table 2
A witch with a +2 or higher in Chemistry can roll a second time on this table and use either result in the potion.
1,1. Human hair
1,2. Cobwebs
1,3. Sugar
1,4. Human urine
1,5. Human bone
1,6. Human wart
2,1. Cat’s whiskers
2,2. Dog hair
2,3. Snake egg
2,4. Feather of crow
2,5. Chicken egg
2,6. Shark’s tooth
3,1. Booger
3,2. Salt
3,3. Silver shavings
3,4. Copper shavings
3,5. Tobacco
3,6. Gold shavings
4,1. Iron shavings
4,2. Magnet
4,3. Human liver
4,4. Human nose
4,5. Human lips
4,6. Sand from an hourglass
5,1. Bronze shavings
5,2. Aluminium shavings
5,3. Honey
5,4. Gunpowder
5,5. Rabbit’s foot
5,6. Eye of spider
6,1. Ocean water
6,2. Expired milk
6,3. A piece of burned meat
6,4. Tail of rat
6,5. Nightshade
6,6. Neon
Potion Ingredients Table 3
A witch with a +2 or higher in [Blacked Out] can roll a second time on this table and use either result in the potion.
1,1. Cat (boiled live)
1,2. Human hair (red)
1,3. Something sold based on a lie
1,4. Candy stolen from a baby
1,5. Witch’s blood
1,6. Washwater from the sheets of a deathbed
2,1. A picture taken moments before disaster
2,2. Something thrown away in anger
2,3. Blood drawn from a toe
2,4. A murder weapon
2,5. A family photo.
2,6. A divorcee’s wedding ring
3,1. Powdered skull from two-headed cow.
3,2. Cremated human remains
3,3. Picture of a sniper rifle from a video game released in 2009.
3,4. Ash obtained by burning wood from a shipwreck
3,5. a silk mourning veil (used)
3,6. Something stolen from a neighbor
4,1. Coffin nails
4,2. grave dirt
4,3. Blood of a virgin
4,4. Pants of Matt
4,5. A pet’s favorite toy
4,6. wine which has not seen the sun for at least ten years
5,1. Hair of a murderer
5,2. Orphan’s tears
5,3. Sock of Matt (oven baked)
5,4. Engagement ring (used)
5,5. A flower picked as it blooms under a full moon.
5,6. An adorable sneeze
6,1. Love
6,2. Water from the lungs of a drowned man
6,3. Menstrual blood
6,4. Gamer girl bath water
6,5. Something stolen from a friend
6,6. Human semen
Casting Spells
Without taking up a Trait slot, a witch can be considered to have any Power from the Mage Power List, but only one at a time. Swapping between these Powers requires a non-skill supernatural ability Composure roll, as well as taking an Action if done in combat.
Enchanted Vehicle and Flying
As a non-skill supernatural ability, the witch may enchant a vehicle, broom, or other object of similar category (or theming), allowing it to fly under their control so long as they are piloting it.[1] The enchanted object will not fly for anyone but the witch, and will become inert soon after the witch stops piloting it. If done in combat, this takes 1 Action.[2][3]
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] Old-fashioned brooms are traditional, but there are a number of other objects, modern or otherwise, that would logically be suitable as a substitute. Figure it out.
[2 off to the side in the final formatting] As a warning, virtually any flying vehicle will be extremely obvious and visible during the daytime.
[3 off to the side in the final formatting] Watch out for birds.
Witches have a “Flying” Write-in Skill, used in place of the Athletics skill when piloting either a flying Manually Powered Vehicle, or a flying household object. It does not allow the witch to fly without an enchanted object. Unlike other Write-in Skills, the Flying Skill starts at 0 and can be set to any value between -3 and +3, so long as all of the witch’s Skill modifiers still add up to 0.[should this be able to go below 0?]
A roll is not required to control this device under normal circumstances, but intense maneuvers will require a Flying or Driving roll.
Flying objects have an Acceleration of +12, unless the object already has a higher Acceleration.
If I Can’t Have You, No One Can (Fairytale Witch True Nature)
Flat Composure Damage from Skipping Meals = Yes
Composure restoration from Three Meals a Day = Yes
Flat Composure Damage from Skipping Sleep = Yes
Composure restoration from Full Night’s Sleep = Yes
Eating people, or using one’s powers against others for petty and/or entirely selfish reasons will restore a witch’s Composure, though the witch has no connatural need to do these things.[1]
[1 off to the side in the final formatting] A witch can’t stop being a witch any more than a soldier can stop being a soldier.
For use of powers, an act that temporarily affects the victim will restore 1 point of Composure, and an act that permanently affects the victim will restore 2 points of Composure. These acts do not necessarily have to involve the use of magic. If the witch has a non-magical opportunity to exert power over another individual for petty and/or entirely selfish reasons, this could work as well.
For eating people, making a meal of a person will restore 2 points of Composure. Making a meal of a person who was alive until moments before preparation and consumption, or is still alive when consumed, will restore 3 points of Composure. If the victim happens to be a former friend or lover of the witch, restore 1 additional point of Composure.[1][2][3][4]
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] This only restores Composure one time per victim. Eating multiple meals made from the same person will not restore Composure for each meal.
[2. Off to the side in the final formatting] Clever witches are said to make use of magic to consume their enemies more efficiently.
[3 off to the side in the final formatting] Eating the flesh of a human that has been transformed into an animal by a curse does count, at least for Composure restoration. This is also, probably, a lot healthier.
[4 off to the side in the final formatting] If the witch makes multiple meals of a single person, only the first meal will restore the extra Composure. Any leftovers will count as “normal” food.
Dangerous Games (Fairytale Witch Weakness)
As relatively normal people (at least by monster standards), fairytale witches don’t have much in the way of supernatural weaknesses, except for the fact that their bodies simply can not handle excessive prolonged use of so many arcane powers.
Whenever a fairytale witch uses a non-Skill supernatural ability, the Composure roll is made at -3 instead of +3. There are, however, ways to reduce the strain these acts of sorcery put on the body.
Casting Implements
There are certain tools of the trade which can relieve some of the strain by drawing the energy out of the witch’s body before manifesting it in reality or facilitating it by other means. [this sentence kinda sucks but I’m on 5 hours of sleep. Fix it in copy-editing]
Each casting implement in use provides a bonus to the non-skill supernatural ability Composure roll a witch makes to use her powers. A casting implement must be being touched (or held telekinetically) by the witch in order to provide this bonus.[1] The cumulative bonus given by all of a witch’s casting implements cannot bring the Composure roll higher than a cumulative +3. The process by which an object is prepared to be used as such a device is arcane and cannot be accomplished mid-adventure, nor can one of these be bought with a Wealth roll mid-adventure. They can only be acquired through Wealth Points.
[1. Off to the side in the final formatting] The implement does not *necessarily* have to be pointed in the direction of the target of the power, but many witches find that this helps them focus.
Jewelry
+1 [2WP] A piece of jewelry. Multiple can be worn to further defer strain and increase the Composure roll bonus.
Wand
+1. [1WP] Could be a gnarled old stick or a black rod with a white tip, or anything in between, as long as it is elongated and about 10 to 24 inches. Only one wand or staff may be in use by the witch at a time.
Staff
+2 [1WP] Like a larger, more heavy-duty wand. Must be at least as tall as the witch themselves. Only one wand or staff may be in use by the witch at a time.
Spell Book
+1 [1WP] Could be an old leather-bound tome, or a spiral notebook containing the witch’s scribbled research notes. Must be opened and read from to confer a bonus, but does not necessarily need to be touched. Only one spell book can confer a bonus at a time.
#witch#ttrpg#fairytale#indie ttrpg#witchcraft#ttrpgs#ttrpg design#ttrpg tumblr#ttrpg community#rpgs#urban fantasy#rpg#tabletop#monsters#monster#spellcraft#horror#potions#witch hat#cauldron#witches#eureka#eureka: investigative urban fantasy
205 notes
·
View notes
Note
There’s never a way to be 100% sure, but I’m going to throw in my two cents that this smells very much like a scam to me.
The predominant evidence is:
- a relatively new blog; this one seems to have done a slightly better job at covering its tracks, a lot of scam blogs don’t even bother staying up for more than a few hours before they start begging, whereas this one’s earliest post is February 6th
- among the blog is no indication of any personal information right up until the asking for money begins; personally i am all in favor of owing people on the internet no information about yourself, but having a completely impersonal account right up until you make a post begging for money and then proceeding to dump out a lot of personal information at once is a pattern common among scam blogs; they’re willing to put in effort to make the blog look populated, i.e. reblogging things to show that there’s activity, but not enough to spend time crafting an actual human identity because why would you when things could fall apart at any moment and you’d just have to start over? It’s not cost-efficient.
- sending random asks to strangers asking them to reblog a pinned post begging for money. This happens with real fundraisers too, but those are also often perpetuated by the individual’s friends and the like, as they have an actual human presence to reach out to. Scam blogs, meanwhile, are completely impersonal and have no options beyond hoping they can get complete strangers to believe them, and so this is their only method of gathering attention.
- a sad story made to play on the asker being a vulnerable individual in need of your money NOW, there’s no time to wait, no time to stop and think about if it’s real, you have to act NOW NOW NOW GIVE GIVE GIVE; these stories also tend to play on common hurts/fears among the communities they’re imitating, a cruel stepfather with no mention of anyone else besides the older sister; where is the rest of the family? Are there no friends who could lend help? Why is the first go-to asking strangers on tumblr for money?
- a lack of a continuing story; many scam blogs make the one post and then spam asks to people, with no further information or updates ever being given, whereas the majority of real fundraisers i’ve seen are constantly providing updates on the situation and showing a continually progressing situation more reflective of the real world, scams often just put up the initial heartstring puller and then say nothing else, there’s no storyline because there’s no actual story
Now, none of these things mean that the individual is NECESSARILY a scammer, there’s always the possibility of them being genuine! We’re all strangers on the internet and there’s never a 100% way to be sure unless you literally know the person in the real world, but I’ve gotten plenty of scams in my inbox before and gone deepdiving into their blogs to search for evidence of realism and tracked down every individual in the to alert them notes when I could find none. I notice these patterns now and all I can say is that this looks like a classic scam blog to me, it ticks just about every box on the checklist, the only exceptions being that they put in the effort to start populating the blog a few weeks back (though there is still only a few scrolls worth of posts present) rather than a few hours as most do, and the absolute balls to go for a major blog instead of preying almost exclusively on small and unknown blogs, counting on them not having the network to catch on before it’s too late.
We can’t know for sure, and if you’re genuine then I’m so sorry for everything you’re going through sweetheart, but I personally doubt it is as you look like a scammer through and through.
hi mister gaiman , would it be alright to ask for you to reblog my donation post ? my transphobic step-father kicked me out just a few hours ago and i could use every bit of help i can get .. it's on my blog , but it's also linked in my pinned post . thank you for reading !
Good luck.
#this isn’t aimed at anyone in particular btw!#this reblog wasn’t intended to be a direct conversation with op sorry if it came off like that haha#was just trying to put something up for everyone in general looking through the notes#and this was way too long for comments haha#didn’t notice it might’ve come off like that until a bit later#one of those ‘my intentions were perfectly clear in my own head but that doesn’t mean they translated that way’ things haha
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
Uhm, I was wondering if you could do Cullens x quiet, insomniac! Reader who is silent and ignores people, but when someone makes a single comment about the cullens, they snap? And what would be the cullens reactions?
The Cullens with a reader who defends them
This ask is so cute I love it omg
Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy
Edward:
He hears what people think about him and his family all the time
People think his family is weird
They think he's a loner
It's nothing new to him when he hears people whispering at the lunch table next to them
What IS new, though, is you whipping around in your chair to give those two girls an earful
He just sits there stunned as you throw insult after insult at them in HIS name
He is so shocked
And in love
He kisses you right then and there
He tries to tell you that you don't need to do that, but you don't listen obvs
He can tell that you keep defending him from the thoughts he hears from other people
He's not gonna stop you though
He will tell you that he doesn't mind what people think about him
You don't care
Alice:
She doesn't even have an opportunity to get a vision about what's gonna happen
She's chattering on and on in the back of the class as you sit next to her, silently listening
She's talking about the weather, about her new dress, her new shoes, a show she started watching last night, and everything in between
The classroom is mostly silent besides her as everyone completes their work
Suddenly one of the boys sitting directly in front of you two leans over to his friend and says "Damn, does that weirdo Cullen bitch ever shut up?"
You act so quickly she doesn't even have the chance to stop you
You stand up and start yelling at the boys, throwing every insult in the world their way
The teacher has to tell you to stop, and Alice pulls you out of the classroom to calm down
You start apologizing, saying that it must be because you're so sleep deprived
She just smiles and gives you the fattest kiss ever
Going forward, she does not stop you
She just loves that you love her so much you would be willing to step out of your comfort zone for her
Jasper:
You two are split up into different teams in gym class
He's standing across the gym and you can see him doing his deep-breathing exercises to keep himself from hurting anyone
He's staring into space, not really at any one particular thing
A girl leans over to you and whispers "Oh my gosh, look at the Cullen freak over there... he's so weird."
You throw your dodgeball at her face as hard as you can
She has to go down to the nurse, and you get sent to the principal's office, Jasper comes with you
On the way there, he starts asking a million questions
What happened, why did you do that, are you okay
You tell him about what she said, how you just couldn't let her get away with that
He tries so hard and you know that, it wasn't fair of her to make fun of him
He stops and just looks at you, before pulling you into a huge hug
He doesn't say anything for a while, until you hear him whisper a "thank you"
You get suspended for two days
Jasper stays home with you <3
Rosalie:
She doesn't give a shit what people think of her on a personal level
Like genuinely she couldn't care less
And you're always so calm and quiet that she never expected this
She's walking through the hallways with you and she accidentally bumps into someone
Or in her words, someone bumps into her
She shoots them a nasty look and tells them to watch where they're going
And they call her a bitch
And you go off
She doesn't tell you to stop
Eventually a teacher has to pull you away
You are fuming
Rosalie pulls you aside and helps you calm down
"You know, you don't need to defend me.. but that was really hot ;)"
She won't stop you in the future either
She loves this side of you
And she loves that it's because of her
Emmett:
It wasn't particularly directed towards him
Some kid just made a general statement about the Cullens being weird
He heard it but didn't say anything
But then you stood up and angrily told them to mind their own business
They start arguing back, asking why you even care
It's getting heated, so Emmett steps in
He tells them that if they ever insult or argue with his partner again he'll rip their heads off of their bodies <3
He takes you home after that
It doesn't matter if the school day just started
He takes you home to let you cool down
He thinks it's so fun
I feel like he'd love a little firecracker S/O
And again, he doesn't stop you
Esme:
You were out running errands with her
Alice needed her dress picked up and she would be in school until the laundromat closed
So that meant Esme had to go get it
And you went with her obviously
While you two are waiting for the attendant to get the dress, you can hear the two employees talking in the back
"Hey do you have the dress pickup for Alice?"
"Hm... Oh I see it... Alice... Cullen? As in that weird ass family that moved in not too long ago?"
"Yeah, I got two of them up front. A pair of freaks, I tell ya."
You see red
You can tell by Esme's face she can hear them too
The guy comes back with the dress and puts on his best smile, acting as if he wasn't just insulting you and your girlfriend
Just as Esme's about to pay and give him a tip, you take the cash from her hand
You give him the exact amount for the dress and hold on to the remaining money
"This would have been your tip if you hadn't been a dick"
And then you grab Esme, Alice's dress, and storm out
She helps you calm down
In the future, she tries not to let you do that
They don't want to draw attention to themselves
And she's worried you might get yourself hurt one of these days
Carlisle:
He wasn't even there when this happened
You were at the school with the rest of the Cullen children when some jackass started insulting Carlisle
He had been injured a week ago and Carlisle gave him the medication and instructions to make it better, but he wasn't following them
So you went up and punched him in his bad shoulder obviously
He did punch you back, though
Carlisle swore his heart stopped when Alice and Japser ran into his clinic, you being supported by their arms
The guy had clocked you square in the face, a bruise was already forming on your eye and you're 90 percent sure you had a concussion
As you sat in his exam room, getting checked over, he gave you a lecture
He can take care of himself, and you don't need to put yourself in danger to protect him
But he does appreciate the gesture
After he's done patching you up, he gives you a kiss
Vampire! Bella:
She's not completely used to being considered one of the Cullens
So when a kid at school starts talking about that, she doesn't even register that he's talking about her
You do though
You stand up and start yelling at him, telling him to stop talking about your girlfriend like that
Lowkey she joins in on it
"You were talking about me? Mind repeating that?"
She loves that you want to stick up for her
Before she moved to Forks and met Edward there wasn't really anyone who would do that
But she insists that you don't have to if it makes you uncomfortable
She knows that you prefer to keep to yourself
#alice cullen#bella swan#carlisle cullen#edward cullen#esme cullen#jasper cullen#jasper hale#rosalie hale#rosalie cullen#emmett cullen#alice cullen x reader#bella swan x reader#carlisle cullen x reader#esme cullen x reader#emmett cullen x reader#edward cullen x reader#jasper cullen x reader#jasper hale x reader#rosalie hale x reader#rosalie cullen x reader
235 notes
·
View notes
Text
not so mean and scary
pairing: cassian x reader (no pronouns used - just sweetheart)
summary: cassian finds himself in a pinch before a dinner with the inner circle and stumbles across your bakery. perhaps some pastries aren't the only thing he walks away with.
words: 1.1k
a/n: is this such a cliche trope? yes! do I love this scene from stranger things s5 with eddie and chrissy? yes! well, this is the story that came from these ideas lol - please enjoy! also, where is my cassian??
oOoOo
The golden sun had begun its descent over Velaris, bringing with it the most stunning nights to be found in all of Prythian. After a long day at the bakery, you were ready to head home and collapse underneath a warm, cozy pile of blankets. All that stood between you and that goal were a handful of chores which needed to be finished before closing up shop for the evening.
Wash the dishes, sweep the floor, and empty the display case you thought to yourself. Just thirty more minutes and you'd be free and clear.
Suddenly, with more pep than before, you found yourself humming as you washed the last remaining dishes. So stuck in your head, you would have missed your last customer had it not been for the bell that merrily chimed as they pushed their way inside.
Without glancing over your shoulder, you gently called out. "I'm so sorry, but we're actually closed for the evening."
"Please tell me you're joking." the deep, husky voice pleaded.
A shiver rushed through you at his timbre, but it wasn't until you turned around that you found yourself completely frozen in place.
Before you stood General Cassian, Lord of Bloodshed and commander of the Night Court armies - in your bakery. This was the first time since the opening of your shop that you had interacted with anyone from the High Lord and Lady's inner circle.
Your eyes swept along his tall frame, noting his long, windswept hair, and the red siphons that gleamed across his dark, training leathers.
"Are you truly packed up for the evening?" Cassan asked with soft eyes when you didn't respond to his initial comment. "I promised Feyre I would pick up dessert for dinner tonight and she'll kill me if I show up empty handed."
"T-the high lady has had my desserts?" you stuttered out, those particular words being the only ones you focused on.
The General chuckled and took a few steps further into your shop. "Sure has, sweetheart. So, you'd be doing me a real big favor by helping me out if you're able to." he said, leaning against the counter, the veins in his arms more prominent.
Glancing to your display case, there were still plenty of desserts you had yet to pack away. And there was no denying the way your heart fluttered when Cassian looked at you with those hazel eyes. There was something deep inside you that called to help his cause.
"Well," you sing-sung. "if you think the High Lady and Lord would be okay with what's left in the display then they're all yours."
His lips split into a large grin. "They'll be ecstatic, sweetheart. What do I owe you?" he moved to reach for some coins.
"No payment necessary." you told him but rushed as he moved to protest. "At least through coins. You're doing me a favor taking them off my hand. But can you sweep floors?"
Cassian winked in your direction and picked up the nearby broom, spinning it between his fingers. "Just you wait, I'm the best there is."
A warm silence fell over the shop. Packing up the remaining desserts, you couldn't help but watch Cassian out of the corner of your eye. The broom looked comically small in his muscular hands, and his eyes furrowed in concentration. It was as if he were trying to win the gold medal in sweeping floors.
You had to stifle a laugh. "You know, I have to say, General, you're not what I thought you'd be." you told him, tying the to-go bag up.
He smiled and you swore your heart stopped beating for a moment. "First of all, you can call be Cass. And what? You thought I'd be all mean and scary?"
"Yeah." you whispered, feeling a bit sheepish.
"Well, you know what?" Cassian asked, looking around the shop before leaning in to be closer to you. "I actually thought you'd be kinda mean and scary too." he whispered as though he had shared his biggest, darkest secret.
"Me?" you whispered back, unable to fight the smile that tugged at your lips.
He nodded, completely serious. "Oh yeah, terrifying. I mean you look so intimidating sitting here in your bakery. I didn't know if I'd leave here with my life."
Playfully, you shoved him away, rolling your eyes as you chuckled. "Do you want these desserts or not?" you threatened to the best of your ability.
"You wouldn't, sweetheart." Cassian gasped.
"The name's y/n, and, yeah, I would." you teased before setting the packed-up bags in his waiting palms.
Cass looked at the bag, over his shoulder at the door, then back at you. It seemed as though a war raged in his mind. "Listen, I truly do have to go, but, uh. Do you think you'd maybe want to...I don't know, we could, um." Cass stuttered and stumbled over his words, his left hand tangled in his hair, not sure what to do with it.
"Yes." you interrupted. "Pick me up at seven tomorrow night?"
oOoOo
bonus - 3 months later:
The fire crackled in the background of the dining room in River House. You sat next to Cassian and took in the warmth that also came from the tight-knit family that joined you around the table.
Every day you thanked the Mother that Cassian stumbled into your bakery all those weeks ago. It had been a dream since. And who better to thank than the female responsible for your meeting?
"You know, it's a good thing you needed Cass to pick up dessert that evening, Feyre." you said, smiling as you intertwined your fingers with Cassian's.
Feyre's head titled to one side than the other as she thought about your statement. "What are you talking about?"
"The evening that Cass and I met. He came into the shop late to pick up dessert you wanted from the shop."
The High Lady looked at Cassian before she, and the rest of the room, busted out laughing. Your brows furrowed in confusion, especially when you turned towards Cass to see his face suddenly red and bashful.
Mor was the first to contain her laughter, hand over her chest as she took a steading breath. "I promise you, y/n, we have never asked Cassian to be in charge of the dessert for a family dinner.
"We know he'd eat it all before he even got here." Azriel added, throwing a teasing smile at his brother.
Whipping around your eyes widened in Cassian's direction. "So, you lied to me about Feyre liking my desserts?"
"That's what bothers you?" Cass roared with laughter, throwing his arm over your shoulder and dragged your chair closer to his.
"You're a dork." you teased. "But you're lucky I love you." you said, curling into his side, eyes closing in comfort when Cass' lips brushed against the top of your head.
"If it makes you feel better, I absolutely adore your desserts now."
288 notes
·
View notes
Text
Mithrun and the changeling shapeshifting
This isn't directed at anyone in particular, but I see comments about Mithrun and the changelings/shapeshifting mushrooms a bit and I think there's some misunderstanding about what the shapeshifting does. Spoilers for the manga for chapters 51-the end/volume 8-beyond, and the Delicious in Dungeon World Guide: Adventurer's Bible (first one) below the cut. (Also yes, I know it's partially played for laughs in the manga, but I think Kui also does some neat stuff with it, particularly in Mithrun's case).
The shapeshifting emphasizes different racial traits, and that's going to be defined differently by each race, like how each race has different beauty standards, abilities, and puts on muscle differently (e.g., Senshi is maybe beautiful by dwarven standards, and his beard is huge, so as an elf he's beautiful by elven standards, but his beard is too powerful to shapeshift, so he has a mustache despite the fact no other known elves have facial hair). Kabru, for instance, is a sort of smaller tank, and is kind of waify as an elf (possibly because elves are just kind of waify generally, though this might also be due to his losing weight after being revived; he also doesn't have much magical ability: he has even less than Laios does, versus Mithrun, who's maxed the magic stats chart).
The most muscular elf we know of is Lycion, on the left:
Lycion still looks "skinny" in a way, but he's strong and muscular, just not Hollywood bulky. He matches a race that doesn't put on thick, bulky muscle, at least not easily. Compare this to Mithrun on the right, who isn't as naked as Lycion so we can't quite see what he looks like as an elf under his clothes, because the clothes give him some padding. The closest we get to modern him as nude as Lycion is, is that shot in his cabin in the Adventurer's Bible:
It's hard to tell, but his arms are decently muscular for an elf (also one-armed push-ups are hard, that's not something you do on a lark). His whole thing since Milsiril talked him into getting back into shape to go to dungeons has been solely that: getting back into shape to go deal with the demon, and he's had to build up his body to be able to walk on his own and stay alive long enough to deal with the demon. Given he's also a powerful magic user, but he seemingly doesn't have those abilities as a tall-man (or at least he wasn't using his magic on the door), it might be his tall-man form is also compensating for that. This is Mithrun's stats chart:
"Though he's an elf, both his strength and stamina are excellent. His one weakness is his terrible sense of direction." p.73, Chapter 01 / Characters, Delicious in Dungeon World Guide: Adventurer's Bible. Dudes' beefy even for an elf, even if he doesn't precisely look it. But compare Mithrun and Lycion here:
Mithrun's shorter, and the clothing is probably making him look bigger than he is, but they're somewhat similar, comparatively, once you compensate for the height differences.
We also get some shots of him in motion and wearing that tightish shirt/dress.
Clothing can of course make your bust look more defined than it is, but it's notable that we get some obvious muscle definition to him in the chest area (for an elf), and his lower chest/trunk is rather solid-looking, rather than the thinner forms of his female companions. He seems to be a bit thicker in his mid-section than Pattadol, for instance, who's only slightly taller than he is, and she and Cithis have similarly-sized waists (actually Cithis might be a little thinner? Which would make sense as her focus is on casting).
His focus is movement and physical interaction more than the other casters in his party (he has to touch stuff a little to teleport it), so he builds up his body accordingly. Which also makes sense for how he does one-armed push-ups in his ship cabin in his spare time.
I think a big reason Mithrun is viewed as weak/tiny is because he's often around Kabru so we often compare them physically. Mithrun is thinner and six inches shorter than Kabru, who is not in the best physical shape due to his revival, on top of, at this point, not having a great meal regimen due to neither of them being good at gathering or apparently making meals.
Some shots of Kabru and Mithrun together, for comparison, including Mithrun helping Kabru stand. Kabru is more muscular, but not the bulkiest for a tall-man (he's smaller than Laios, even accounting for the height difference, though still tanky in his own right, I mean he grabbed Falin pretty easily, and Kabru and Falin are the same height; Laios is just big).
(I know Laios' armor makes him look bigger than he is, especially when Kabru has his off, but, ignoring the height difference, Laios is broader than Kabru, seemingly, particularly in the chest and arms).
Yeah, Kabru lost weight after the first revival, so he's not the best comparison, but if Mithrun, an elf, doesn't look rail thin even next to Kabru, who's not that skinny for a tall-man (skinnier than he used to be, but not skeletal), it kind of also says something about Mithrun. He's not like... bones. He's thin, but not rail thin (we know because he was shown rail thin in Daydream Hour during his recovery, and he put on muscle since then). And shots of him, while variable at times - sometimes he's drawn thinner, sometimes thicker, often in comparison to who he's sharing a shot with, e.g., Sissel - often emphasize how thick his arms are, even near Kabru, who is broader and more muscular. I think my best description of Mithrun is "mostly solid for a dude often running on fumes".
And we see him moving fast and hitting hard a lot. Whenever he fights, he's running, jumping, punching, or kicking something. Being lithe would help with that, but he'd need muscle too, especially for how fast he is (an easy comparison is a ballerina or a track runner, both of whom have to build up specific muscles for their craft, and regimens for both can be grueling). And he's not just teleporting people, he's smacking them hard.
He also was (and is) still notably good-looking for an elf. He has nice hair (that he doesn't pay as much attention to as he used to, but still is nice), a good body (even without half his ears, which seem important for elves), and would be considered attractive by a lot of people.
So yes, he's possibly still stringy-ish for an elf because he's likely exhausted due to lack of proper sleep (the bags under his eyes, his noted issues sleeping while in dungeons without aid), and doesn't eat regular meals (while in dungeons). But he's still muscular - to an elvish degree, anyway - and strong, particularly in terms of magical power, so it makes a lot of sense that the guy on the left would become the guy on the right when shapeshifted into a tall-man to become a race that better creates bulkier muscle and has to compensate for Mithrun's magical abilities (also looks kind of cliche handsome, maybe mimicking how Senshi looks as an elf).
I mean obviously there are strong human magic users, like Falin... and she has stronger stats all around than he does/roughly close in some places, so it makes sense he'd be as tall and bulky as she is.
Mithrun is, canonically, way more powerful than Kabru, as well, (at least against monsters), hence probably part of why he's seemingly bulkier than Kabru as a human. Mithrun is the one who deals with almost all the monsters for a reason. It's only when Mithrun is distracted or tired that Kabru gets one over him (e.g., in Sissel's house, or when Kabru grabs Mithrun at the dungeon entrance). Notably, when Mithrun crawled out of a spider and got knocked out by Kabru in chapter 76, Kabru was pointing out that Mithrun needed to rest. He was at his most wet cat moment then... when he was exhausted. So to me at least, this shapeshift makes sense. Normal Mithrun isn't really a wet cat most of the time. He's strong. He just runs himself ragged for various reasons.
#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi anime spoilers#mithrun#fallfthoughts#laios touden#ダンジョン飯#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#lycion#pattadol#shapeshifting#changelings#a few other people have pointed out his stats page a few times#he has really good stats#better than a lot of other characters save for like Falin#who has amazing stats#falin touden#cithis
141 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hii again, do you know if Lilia has ever met the Torn Fairy? Or if the Torn Fairy was in the throne before Maleficia...?
Hello hello! Thank you for this question! 🐉
As of this post, I believe there has been no insinuation in the game that anyone is related to/has met any of the Great Seven, including the Thorn Fairy! ^^
The information we have of the Great Seven mostly comes from Chats, where the students talk to one another about things such as what they have recently learned in their history classes!
This is maybe why so much of the dialogue is tempered with phrasing such as "supposedly" and "they say," etc.--they are sharing information that they have read and/or heard about, not that they learned firsthand.
They also use phrasing such as "In the Thorn Fairy's time," but we have not received an exact timeline for how long ago this was!
Since none of the fairies seem familiar with any of them, personally, perhaps they are maybe describing an era long before any of them were born?
And sometimes the characters seem to suspect the legitimacy of what it is that they have been told, with Silver wondering if a story he grew up with is "simply superstition," Kalim commenting on how few records there are of the Sorcerer of the Sands and Trey guessing at the accuracy of a detail about the Queen of Hearts, saying, "at least, that's what the stories say."
The Director says that Malleus' unique magic resembles "illustrations in classic stories about the legend of the Thorn Fairy," so it sounds like a very long time ago for their exploits to have become tales of legend!
He also says, "If a fae cast the spell--and specifically a scion of House Draconia--that would explain it," which is interesting 👀
Is this an insinuation that faeries in general, yes, but the Draconias in particular are known to wield magic that is reminiscent of the Thorn Fairy? And, if so, why? We do not know!
The strongest argument for maybe someone being a descendent of one of the Great Seven is Leona, as Ruggie says that the hyaenas who served the King of Beasts are his own ancestors.
They are taught that the King of Beasts deposed his brother to become king himself, and with Leona also being a lion beastperson also related to a royal line it seems like a direct familial connection, except: we do not know if the King of Beasts was king of Sunset Savanna, or of somewhere else!
And then there is the novel:
It is explained explicitly that Sunset Savanna is ruled by lion beastpeople in honor of the King of Beasts, with no mention of the Kingscholar royal family being his direct descendents 🧐📝
The novel and the game can often diverge from one another so we cannot say how accurate this is to game-canon, but there does not seem to be anything in the game to refute the possibility! :>
To the original question: No, I have not been able to find any in-game (or in-novel or in-manga) insinuation that Lilia or Maleficia have ever directly interacted with the Thorn Fairy of legend ^^ But maybe we will receive more Thorn Fairy lore moving forward!
105 notes
·
View notes
Note
I understand if you’re too busy to answer this or don’t want to, but i was wondering if you wouldn’t mind telling us some of your non-explicit headcanons or just some traits you think wolfstar have in general? Your explicit ones are sososo hot but today I'm feeling low and need some comforting. Yiur blog is just a safe space for me but I totally understand if not! I love your work <3 all my love x
There are so many nondescript hc’s I have that this has the potential to turn into a formal essay with cited sources, so I’ll go for more of a generalised dump of info I have for each in a hope that it lifts some of your fog Anon. Maybe bullet pointed because it’ll be easier to read than my usual untidy form of communication. Hope you feel lighter soon.
Sirius
• will lick a yoghurt pot if there’s no clean spoons. There’s the option to go for fruit instead, but he wants the yoghurt and by god he will get his yoghurt
• is a fucking terrible driver, gives Remus and any passenger white knuckles due to speed issues and not using a lower gear when taking corners
• is however, in complete control when on a motorcycle; very hot, very controlled and will take his passenger’s safety very seriously
• professionally trained in ballroom and ballet, the latter which he is sometimes mocked in jest for, even by Remus, until he one time caught him stretching elegantly on the floor one morning with his upper body laid flat between long, toned, wide spread legs, ‘morning moony’, a healthy blush on his cheeks
• private crier, doesn’t cry easily
• goes quiet when angry as an initial defence but it doesn’t take long for him to start dropping breadcrumbs of sarcastic comments; can also be snobby and bratty, perhaps sometimes will get nasty and direct (bringing up things he shouldn’t to score points in the heat of the moment)
• suffers immeasurable guilt (helped by the point above) but is always masking a weighted feeling of guilt no matter what he’s doing, so much so it’s manifested into quite a serious anxiety problem in the wrong crowds
• he fidgets a lot, not in a chaotic way, just always has to have his fingers busy with something
• likes the smell of gasoline
• once had to talk himself down from throwing a child in a dustbin
• loves the colour red; blood red and cherry red to be precise but secretly loves dark blue even more because it’s what looks most handsome on Remus despite him not wearing it often
• sighs a lot
• pretended he couldn’t speak English to get away with jumping a queue
• hates the smell and taste of liquorice (unless heavily strawberry/cherry/raspberry flavoured)
• on one particular messy night out he got so impatient waiting at the bar, he reached over and grabbed a discarded bottle of alcohol the server had left open and swigged it
• digs his nails into his skin when anxious and is often reminded to relax the tension in his joints
• stargazes often
• once linked his pinky finger with Remus and asked him to pinky promise not to tell anyone what he was about to tell him, since which a tradition of trust was born where Remus will offer his pinky or the last two fingers for Sirius to hold or squeeze when he’s feeling unsure in public, or in any situation where verbal reassurance isn’t appropriate
• gets a weird thrill at the sound of cork popping from a bottle
Remus
• collects beer mats and keeps them in a drawer, thinks about making them into a display
• got tired of kids playing ball against the wall of his place (after repeat offences and him asking very nicely for them to stop) one day so went out, retrieved the ball and threw it so hard against of the cars it set the alarm off
• owner of said car came running out the house and Remus blamed it on the children. Never had the same issue again
• has a wildly sweet tooth and will always drop one or two packets of sugar into any warm beverage
• stares into space and gets involuntarily caught on someone’s face one too many times which makes them uncomfortable from the ‘Death Stare’ phenomenon when in reality, he’s lost in lala land
• can cook, is actually a proficient cook, but will not cook for anyone but Sirius, James or Lily
• will crack his knuckles, wrists and neck absentmindedly, all of which makes his company squirm because it’s often very loud and ‘pop-py’ but Sirius fucking loves it
• stays very calm during an argument but can shout louder than most and when he does, ears ring from the silence that follows
• prefers tea over coffee
• will eat liquorice any time he wants to piss Sirius off
• cries more than Sirius, but still a private crier
• always has to be the old boot in Monopoly
• loves words that are vowel heavy or double voweled because those are the ones where the scraps of Sirius’ lost French accent surface the most
• has a gentle touch, is aware of his size and nature of his lycanthropy, therefore always somewhat reserved
• loves socks, has a collection of ‘dad socks’
• has the messiest writing out of all the Marauders but loves handwritten things, owns three very different fountain pens for very different purposes
• is polite, but as he’s aged doesn’t tend to ‘fake smile’ a lot, feeling no need to fill uncomfortable silences for the sake of others
• has a chair he favours and often dozes off in it. Most of the time waking up to Sirius on top of him
197 notes
·
View notes
Text
Because I saw a very stupid series of comments in that one post:
The point of posts that try to put the energy consumption of generative AI into context of how much it actually represents compared to other things is not that the level of energy consumption associated with our tech usage is actually fine and good and nothing should be done about it.
The point is that when people keep barging into any measured and grounded discussion about the actual effects of the AI tech bubble (and particularly any discussion where anyone makes any mention of the observable ways in which the anti-AI movement has gone a bit off the rails) with some variation of "why are y'all even talking about any of this while this technology is draining lakes/melting glaciers/burning down entire forests??? literally nothing else matters when something has this kind of environmental impact" but then refuse to direct that same kind of energy at any of the other activities that have a comparable level of energy consumption (and represent a bigger environmental concern because they're used much more frequently by the average person), it becomes really hard to believe that they're actually that concerned with environmental impacts and not just engaging in a very convenient form of concern trolling to try and shut down discussion and lend the moral high ground to the opinion they happened to already hold.
Like, if they were actually being truthful and actually believed that any other positive or negative impacts of any tech simply become irrelevant when environmental impact comes into play you'd see the same people rallying the same way against stuff like video streaming services, or online gaming, or cloud file hosting, but they almost never do, so it's really hard to believe most of the people who keep bringing it up are doing anything other than using environmental impact as a thought-terminating cliché to attempt to shut down uncomfortable discussions.
Like yeah, it is possible to care about both the big and the small problems but the thing is the majority of people who care so much about this particular small problem almost never seem to care so passionately about any of the actual big problems when it comes to the energy consumption associated with various tech services.
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
I try not to make a lot of original posts on topics I don't actually have any expertise on, but I haven't seen a whole lot of posts going around that actually... explain what happened and why? Like, the actual order of events, the history, and so on. I want to reblog reference posts and explanations by people who actually know what they're talking about, but I haven't seen anything that hits the buttons I need to actually get a political situation... but I have seen some stuff on other platforms.
So here are some videos I've personally found useful in understanding Israel-Palestine, because that's the format I've found most useful in processing information of this nature:
Why Israel was Originally Attacked from RealLifeLore (explains the decades of political dynamics, internal demographic tensions, and power shifts leading up to the current conflict; notably the best I've seen at actually explaining what 'Israeli Occupation' actually means)
Israel-Hamas War: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) (commentary on the actual current situation in terms of who's getting attacked, why, and what the international ramifications so far are)
What's Happening in Israel and Why with Nathan Thrall from Adam Conover, series Factually (a discussion with an on-the-ground journalist about what life was like on the ground for Palestinian people in the areas under Israeli control during the last few years, just up to the attacks themselves)
I'm not going to claim these are comprehensive or completely unbiased (there are a few moments where I'm not entirely sure of the bias levels myself), but for people like myself who came into all this unsure of what the actual situation even is, I think these are a solid set to build up an basic understanding from which to put together opinions on future information.
I can't tell anyone what to think about how or why any of this is happening. I can only really tell you that what's going on right now is a crime on the level of attempted genocide, and that the years leading up to that have been an absolute mess on almost all fronts.
Again, I have no expertise on this subject. I just know what kind of video essay, political commentary, and interview style makes things understandable to me, personally, and might work for others. Please be courteous and kind in the comments and tags, as I am only sharing this because I haven't seen such a resource making the rounds yet, not actually trying to sway anyone in a particular direction beyond "the mass death needs to stop."
If you know of similar, relatively unbiased* resources, feel free to share.
* By 'relatively unbaised,' I don't mean taking or not taking a side; I just mean that it doesn't try to hide some information or other in favor of pushing a narrative, doesn't try to generalize a population, or doesn't seem to be trying to use emotional gut reactions to get readers or viewers to jump past reason or compassion.
#israel#palestine#israel palestine conflict#palestine israel conflict#not fandom#politics#current events#resources#information#video essays#interviews#political commentary#I'm not even sure how to tag this#I'm not even sure I should be making this post because it's not really my place. But. IDK it feels like 'hour long video essay' etc#is a much better resource to explain things than the usual 2 minute videos I see circulating#and the 2minute videos have a purpose! But. they're not really explaining everything#I didn't know that Israeli Occupation applied to regions outside the original Sykes Picot agreement until I read an article a few weeks ago#and I didn't UNDERSTAND it until the RealLifeLore video
191 notes
·
View notes
Text
This is probably controversial, idk. But I do think, for those of us celebrating the death of That One CEO, we should be cautious about how we treat and talk about his death. Not for any particular "all life is sacred" reason or anything like that (I'm not going to comment on whether you should or should not be happy about this), but because these exact feelings have been used to justify many murders of people who haven't done anything like what he did. If you're celebrating anything here, it should be "someone who was hurting lots of others won't be able to do that anymore" or "people are finally taking direct action against those who were thought to be and acted as though they were untouchable regardless of what they did to others", not just "someone I hate and who did bad shit died". If you fall into the latter, well, then you're just approving of violence against anyone you hate, and that's dangerous, because you can be made to hate anyone.
Tapping the Garfield sign as I repeat that: you can be made to hate anyone. Violence in the name of activism, progress, or a general "we won't take this shit anymore" attitude can easily turn into violence in the name of hate, especially since, for many of us, we're driven at least in part by hatred of those who have hurt us and those we care about over and over. All it takes is some scapegoating we don't catch, and we can be turned against each other – against innocents, against people who may not be perfect but certainly don't deserve death – in the name of a cause we thought would benefit us all.
I'm especially cautious about this due to violence against and hatred of Jewish people; I've seen a lot of antisemitic violence on the rise lately, especially as random Jewish folk just going about their lives are blamed for harm they literally could not possibly be contributing to, and I think it's important that we all keep our excitement or other emotional reactions from turning into fervor or bloodlust, because they're often the victims of it. This goes doubly because of how integral wealth is to this conversation; the stereotype of Jewish folk as "greedy rich elites", which has been taught to everyone over and over and over, may cause your mind to jump to conclusions about "who else" could be described as "enjoys hurting countless others just to fill their own pockets". I promise you the answer to that question is not your Jewish neighbor down the street. Teach yourself to take a chill pill when you're getting worked up about these sorts of things so that you aren't just going after the nearest target you've been fed lies about your whole life – lies that cause this minority group [that many want dead and gone] to conveniently match profiles with the people you have many legitimate complaints about (and I say "conveniently", because there's many out there who would be more than happy to turn you against Those Evil Rich Jews (who they also happen to hate) instead of those actually in power pulling the same sort of shit That One CEO did. Don't fall for it).
Do not let your excitement over direct action turn into excitement for violence against anyone you can excuse hurting. Especially since we have already been taught there are groups of people we can excuse hurting – getting caught up in the rush of hurting those who "deserve it" is almost always going to lead to hurting people from these groups. Whether or not you're happy about these events, don't get radicalized into bigoted violence by an act against one very rich and particularly awful bastard.
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
The Looming(?) Haredi Draft
For many years, Israel has effectively exempted Haredi youth from the otherwise universal requirement (for Jews) of IDF service. This has been a serious source of tension and strife in Israeli society -- a rallying point for secular and moderate Jews who view the Haredim as failing to pull their weight, and an absolute bedrock priority for Orthodox parties for whom avoiding military service is their number one policy demand. The blockbuster decision out of the Israeli supreme court you might have read about doesn't quite compel the draft to start, but it does say that Haredim can no longer get their governmental stipends if they don't serve. In practice, the Haredi community is going to view it as the same thing -- an end to the system where they got paid to study Torah instead of serve in the army. I won't claim to be an expert on this issue -- this is where I comment as an "interested amateur" -- but here are some initial thoughts. One immediate way to identify a complete know-nothing hack is if you see anyone saying this ruling demonstrates that the Israeli government is starving for manpower or some other vulgar materialist explanation. The current government, which depends on the support of Orthodox parties for its majority, was and is absolutely dead-set against this ruling. That said, the current war and the strain it's placed on Israel's military capacities has certainly even further elevated this issue's salience amongst the opposition, and that may have helped create a further permission structure for the court to rule as it did. It is entirely possible that this ruling could bring down Bibi's government. The mercurial nature of the Orthodox parties is I think a bit overstated (people are so proud for knowing better than the naive story about the ultra-Orthodox being the primary drivers of Israeli right-wing extremism -- "they've joined left-wing governments before! Shas backed land for peace!" -- that they skip past the ways that this social cadre has genuinely shifted rightward in recent years). But this issue really is the sine qua for the ultra-Orthodox, and if the current government can't secure it, that's going to create a yawning fissure in an already creaky coalition. It might be weird to think of "more militarization" as helping bolster pro-peace impulses in Israel. But we might see some shift in that direction, for at least two reasons. Number one, in general, if every social sector is sharing the burden of military service, that may put a damper on needless military adventurism. Parties that are happy to risk the bodies of other Israelis to defend settlement outposts may be less willing to do so once their bodies are on the line. Number two, for the Haredi parties in particular, the only way they might plausibly get their exemptions back is in a world where Israel is less reliant on constant militarization. So that could create some possibility for working relationship with more liberal forces in the state; albeit an "alliance" that will always be on shaky footing. In any event, stay tuned -- this is a big deal. via The Debate Link https://ift.tt/qBKeDWI
62 notes
·
View notes
Text
100 CELEBRATION — PROMPT 14. TELEPATHY
TECH / F READER 💖(🔥)
WARNINGS: BRIEF MENTIONS OF INSECURITIES, SEXUAL THOUGHTS BUT NO PROPER SEX SCENE.
NOTES: Here we have a fluffy and sweet/sensual one for our dear Tech. Oh, how I love that man... Let me know if you' ve liked it and reblog if you can. We've only got 3 more prompts for the 100celeb left (with our boys Rex, Cross, and Echo). See you on the next one! Xx, Blue.
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Tech had a strict rule; he would not use his mind-reading ability on anyone if not for safety reasons exclusively. That meant, for example, that he was able –and would– use his telepathy to find out Cid's ulterior plans –plans the Trandoshan never mentioned to Hunter– ; but he would control himself and refrain from reading his brother's minds outside of missions and the like. If Tech didn't consider someone in danger, he would silence the thoughts that so often slipped uninvited into his mind.
However, even his own strict rule had to be broken on the rare occasion. Sometimes, the few people he cared about weren't in inminent physical danger; but experimenting some sort of emotional stress that they couldn't always resolve by themselves. Watching them suffer in silence when he might have been able to help if only he had been informed of the nature of their affliction... Well, in those cases, Tech felt morally obliged to intervene.
All this considered, there's no valid reason for him to use his telepathy on you today; but he can't help himself. He had tried to reach a logical conclusion for your behaviour around him lately; to no avail. What he knows is that you can't stand to be in the same space as him for more than a few minutes at a time. He had brushed it aside as mere coincidences at first -you had forgotten something, or had to help Omega with another-; but after a whole month of quiet observation, Tech can't deny the truth any longer. It hurts, the thought of you finding him so irritating or disliking him so much that you inmediately shied away from his presence; but he wants to know what exactly you can't stand about him. Perhaps he can find a solution to it... Tech isn't fond of many people; but he is of you, and he values the friendship that had slowly blossomed between the two of you. He thought you did too, he was sure of it. He needs to know what has changed.
And so the next time you rush out of the cockpit to the sonic, after putting an abrupt end to your conversation with him once again, Tech tunes your thoughts in. Your voice echoes inside his head in a series of stressed whispers. He has to concentrate to discern the jumbled words from one another; your mind is working light speed.
"Oh my god, will I ever stop messing up my words every time I talk to him? With how impossibly smart he is, he probably thinks I'm stupid by now!"
Then, a firm, clear sentence -Tech can imagine you pointing at yourself at the mirror, frustrated-.
"Get your shit together!"
He hears the door of the sonic opening and your footsteps moving in the direction of the bunks.
Alone with his own thoughts again, Tech ponders the new information around. He's relieved to know that at least you don't seem to be angry or irritated at him per se. You just seem to be intimidated by his intelligence; which is more of a compliment than anything else, really. Still, he can't help but feel guilty. Had he ever acted in a way that has made you feel undervalued? Had he off-handedly critiqued any aspect of your psyche? Made an unfortunate comment on how your mind processes things? He doesn't believe so; but it wouldn't surprise him either. For all the intelligence he posseses, he knows he often lacks of emotional tact; something that his brothers -Wrecker, in particular- seem to be well versed in.
Ah, there's always things to learn, mm?
He'll try to make you feel more at ease next time.
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Tech is pleasantly surprised to have you tagging along in his exploration of Arkana's forest. The rest of The Batch had decided to stay in The Marauder, catching up on some sleep; but he had prefered to take the chance to observe the planet's rich ecosistem before they had to make their way back to Ord Mantell the following morning. You had inmediately jumped at the oportunity as well. Tech would have thought that an hour expedition would have been too much for you to be in his presence; but you had joined him with a bright smile, and half an hour later, your mood is just as friendly.
Arkana's forest is a surprising mix of bright colourful flora. There's not as much green as one would have expected; but instead, trees and flowers grow in vibrants blues, pinks and yellows. Your eyes widen in awe at a bright neon magenta flower that is as tall as yourself; steps slowing down to admire it.
"What's its name?" you ask him, curiously.
Tech doesn't need to consult his datapad; he knows exactly what it is.
"Fluoridium flowers. Their shine is not a property of the plant per se, but a result of different kinds of neon-like minerals in Arkana's soil. It is often used as..." Tech notices the way you're silently staring at him, an almost lost expression on your face.
He remembers your thoughts on him; and the rest of his explanation quickly dies on his throat. He doesn't want to overwhelm you with unnecessary information. He ends his info-dumping -as Crosshair used to call it- with a few brief words.
"Let's just say it has a lot of uses".
He nods to himself, and then re-starts their walk through the forest. You follow him inmediately, frowning in confusion at his interrumpted explanation.
"For example?" you ask him, and Tech shoots a carefull glance back at you.
"I didn't think you'd be interested in knowing that".
His words bring a honest, surprised expression on your face.
"Why not?" you sound highly confused.
You can't help but think you've done something wrong. It had looked like Tech had wanted to share the information with you; and then he had stoped himself from continuing after taking a look at your face. Had you done something you weren't aware of?
Tech's eyes flicker around the forest almost avoiding you.
"I wouldn't want to bore you" he answers, voice quiet and hesitant.
Tech is never hesitant. He might not know everything; but even then, his usual way of talking is always confident and self-assured. He has no problem in admiting a lack of knowledge in something; he'd admit it in the same firm tone he uses for everything. Why is he acting so strange now?
His words tug at your heart. Perhaps something has happened without you noticing it. Perhaps there had been some sort of discusion between the brothers; or some fleeting comment Tech had taken too personal.
You are enamoured by him; he could never bore you.
For the first time in perhaps forever, you reach your hand towards his wrist; tugging him into a stop and looking up into his eyes with your cheeks lighted up in a faint blush.
"I find all your explanations interesting" you sum up the courage to add "I like hearing you talk, Tech".
You shoot him a small, soft smile; fingers squeezing his wrist softly before letting him go.
Tech is momentarily stunned. He is first confused by the contradiction between your recent afirmation and the thoughts he had heard from you just a few days ago; he is also surprised by the tender affection he reads on your eyes. Your honest little admission sends a warm feeling to his heart.
You're still looking at him; perhaps waiting for an answer, a reaction from him. Tech's heart speeds up. He feels the need to listen to your mind tingling through his veins; and he allows himself that little exception again, just this time.
"How could you ever be boring? You're like a living encyclopedia. And you look so adorable when you're explaining something, specially when you raise your index. I like seing how excited you get, how you come to life. Ah, Tech, if only you knew... I could hear you talking all day".
Tech blushes instantly; slipping out of your mind and trying to hide the way hearing you "talk" about him is making him feel. He must have gotten something wrong. You evidently still enjoy spending time with him; you... Care. Those first thoughts he read from you last time must have been born of your own insecurities; insecurities he would try to help you leave behind.
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
You like when the cockpit is at it's maximum capacity. It means you're able to watch Tech with other posible distractions claiming his attention; masking your unwavering interest. Right now, for example, he's listening to Wrecker's and Omega's chattering; making a few brief interventions here and there. He's also piloting The Marauder back to Ord Mantell; and shooting some carefully concerned glances at Hunter, who was injured in The Batch's last mission in Targa. He has always been an expert at multitasking.
You, on the other hand, are focused on just one thing; Tech himself. How his hair is slightly ruffled after the mission, and the way his eyes seem to softly shine with the hyperspace lights. His pouty lips; and the way his long legs look when he spreads his knees apart, turning in the direction of his brothers once The Marauder is set on autopilot.
Fuck, how you wish you could be standing -or kneeling- between those legs...
Tech suddenly stutters in his speech, his cheeks blushing perhaps as a result of something one of his brother's had said. It pulls you out of your thoughts for a minute; your eyes focusing on how cute he looks with the soft tint of embarassment on his face. It's not an expression you often see on him.
You're really helpless when it comes to Tech. Your mind inmediately swings to dirty thoughts; pondering wether he'll get a similar expresion if he'd get flustered at sex. Would he be shy, cheeks set on fire and a timid, adorable wide-eyed expresion on his face? Or would he be as confident and firm as usual, making you melt at his feet with a few caresses and well aimed words? You'd be eager to please him either way, that's for sure.
Tech stands up abruptly; clearing his throat nervously, face impossibly flushed now. His eyes flicker everywhere around the room, and he inmediately makes a hasty exit muttering a rushed excuse. Your eyes trail after him in concern; asking the rest of The Batch about him in case you got lost on something important that would explain his sudden and unexpected retreat.
"What was that?" you whisper to his brothers, half confused and half concerned.
Hunter's eyes snap back at you. He looks uncomfortable; shifting in his place.
"You tell me" he answers, criptycally, inmediately turning his attention to Meg.
What does that even mean? He... He couldn't have known what you were thinking about, could he? Well, with how perceptive he is, perhaps he might have guessed the direction of your thoughts with those heightened senses of his... But certainly not Tech, right? He's smart, yes, but you hadn't been that obvious, had you? Or were your thoughts so clearly written in your face?
Wrecker bumps his shoulder into yours, trying to integrate you into the conversation and diffuse the sudden weird atmosphere that had set around you. You shoot him a soft smile; though your mind is still being pulled in Tech's direction, who had all but ran away to hide in the bunks.
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Tech had been fighting your thoughts for one whole month now. And fighting was the apropiate word; because it had been madenning difficult to focus on anything else but the way you seem to lose your atention on the outside word when you focus on him. It had been a complete shock at first; his mind needing a few days to process this change of perspective. The realisation that your only problem with him was that you liked him a bit too much, that he made you impossibly nervous, had been hard to accept. Tech would have thought you'd go for someone like Hunter; but no, you were utterly interested in him. He didn't really understand why at first; but as weeks passed, he had listen to all kind of thoughts about him -from sincere admiration to soft tenderness to hungry lust-, and he guessed he could understand your reasons now.
Needless to say, he had been a mess. He was always so composed; but your thoughts about him had shattered his control to pieces. He spent most of his days either flustered, or lost in your own thoughts; to the point the rest of his brothers had noticed it. Hunter, who knew exactly what was going on, had encouraged him to bring the conversation to you; but even if he knew how you saw him, he was still a bit unsure. He didn't want to make you uncomfortable; and he still felt guilty of invading your privacy. What if you got furious at him? Never wanted to see him again? That would be heartbreaking.
The situation couldn't continue for much longer, though; he was distracted, and he needed to be focused on their missions -to keep all of them as safe as possible-. He had no other option than to confront you. Though perhaps... perhaps his way of going about it wasn't the most wise.
Hunter had gone to Cid's to deliver their part of the deal; while Wrecker and Omega had decided to celebrate with a few games of dejarik and Mantel Mix. Echo, though tired, had tagged along as well; if only for keeping a responsible eye on them. You had claimed to be tired as well; so you had stayed in The Marauder with him.
You were currently sitting next to Tech; watching him tinker about with an old datapad of his he was trying to fix so Omega could have her own one. He could feel the weight of your stare on his face; momentarily glancing down at his hands each handfull of minutes. The tension was palpable between the two of you; and Tech couldn't help but tune in into your thoughts once again. You were practically screaming them to him...
"Fuck, look at those fingers... So long and skilled... He really does have beautiful hands. If only I could feel them on me..."
Tech feels a small rush of excitement slowly igniting inside of him. He tries to focus on the task at hand; a futile attempt. Your thoughts keeps slipping onto his mind.
"Inside me. Fuck, wish I could feel them inside me. Clench on them while he licks my clit with his tongue and I could dig my fingers into his hair, push him against me, and he'd get me ready for his cock and... Oh, god, what would his cock feel like?"
Tech is so dizzy with the raw hunger and need laced in your words he blurts out an answer without wanting too.
"I wouldn't be opposed to trying that".
He realises, far too late, that his thought hand't stayed in the safe privacy of his mind; but exposed out loud for you to hear as well. His eyes widen in surprise.
"W-what?" you stutter, terrified of having spoken your own thoughts out loud.
Tech blushes and watches you nervously. The cat is out of the bag, now.
"I-I... Please forgive me, you were thinking very loudly and I could not help but listening in and..." he explains hurriedly, your expresion only switching from confused terror to terrified surprise.
"What do you mean? You... You can read people's mind?" You almost squeak, shocked at not having heard of any of this until now.
Tech nods, guiltily, and the realisation of your crush being aware of all you've fantasized about him makes your cheeks burn in pure embarassment.
"I'm sorry!" you inmediately apologise, wanting nothing more than to stand up and run away. "I-I..."
"It is not your fault" Tech inmediately cuts in, taking a deep, calming breath as if he is nervous himself. "There is nothing for you to apologise for. In fact, I am the one who should. Please forgive me, mesh'la. I did not intend to invade your privacy like this. I first thought you had a problem with me, and so I peaked into your mind twice to figure out why, and... And I should have stopped there, but the way you continued to stare at me made me curious and... I'm sorry, mesh'la".
You soften at the honesty of his words; and the affectionate way he calls you beautiful in Mando'a. You glance up at him cautiously; embarassment slowly melting away with his positive reaction.
"So you're not... You're not uncomfortable, then?"
Tech's cheeks are still slightly red; though he forces his eyes to stay on yours.
"No. It was a shock at first, I must admit; but your thoughts have never made me felt that way. Nervous, distracted, turned on... Yes, but not uncomfortable" he pauses and carefully adds "like I said, I wouldn't be opposed to try any of them".
You almost jump at the chance; but there's something else holding you back. You don't want this to be a one time thing. You don't want this to be merely sexual. He knows all your thoughts on this; it's just fair you get to find his.
"Did you... Did you hear all the non-sexual thoughts about you too? About us?" you ask him quietly.
Tech responds to your vulnerability with a warm smile. His hand slowly reaches down to yours; sending a shiver through your spine.
"I did. And I'd like to try those as well, cyare" he whispers, a confesion that stays just between the two of you.
Your heart soars; the explosive rush of happiness pushing a radiant smile on your face, happy tears on your eyes.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes" you chant in your head. And then, in case he's listening... "Kiss me, Tech".
You catch a brief glimpse of his answering smile before his lips join yours in a soft, passionate kiss. You sigh into him, melting against the carefull hands that slowly come up to craddle one side of your face and your left hip. Tech hums in contentment. His own swirl of excited, tender thoughts mix with the ones that slips from your mind into his. You kiss and kiss; and the passion and affection burning in both of you is so similar he does not longer differentiate in between.
THE END.
•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
You can read the other prompts for the 100celeb here:
And you have a lot of other clone wars and bad batch stories here:
#tech x fem!reader#tbb tech x reader#tech x you#tbb tech#tech x reader#tech smut#tech fluff#sw tbb#tbb#tbb x reader#tbb one shot#one shot#bad batch fanfiction#x reader fanfiction#star wars#clones#clone wars#tech tbb#100blueceleb#100blueprompt#tech#tech x ofc#fanfic#fics#telepathy#mind reading#getting together#friends to lovers#soft and sweet#hunter tbb
32 notes
·
View notes
Note
Can we now please skip over the "when you were free, you never called" thing, please?? That's already been discussed enough. Let's now please discuss JK's tone when he said "Finally". He sounded relieved... a bit melancholy... a bit of something something. This isn't talked enough :(
I genuinely want to know how some of you guys decide to send in asks and to whom. I know so many of you probably mass send them out in an effort to, idk, reach as many people as possible? Higher chances of getting posted?
Anon, this also isn't just you, you just drew the unlucky straw for my rant. Sorry. Your ask is also "almost" but not quite a copy/paste of the post I made not even a full day ago.
I specifically requested everyone to stop sending me asks about the car conversation because when I was no longer sick and my brain worked more coherently, I would put together a longer form post addressing it for everyone. And yet since then, I've gotten like 18 different asks referencing the car conversation. Half of them saying "yeah, can't we just let it go because XYZ opinions"
Okay great. I'm glad you agree with me I guess but you still aren't listening and honoring my request. So low-key, it still feels really rude. So now I have to sit here and hope that maybe my followers aren't actually rude and forget I am a whole person behind this account where making demands for content isn't super nice, especially when said content was already said to be coming, just later on. But instead they just.... Idk, don't actually read my posts and just send in asks without reading anything because why bother? Idk. Feeling entitled to my time without giving me yours through reading my opinions about a subject first feels less rude in some ways than just not giving a shit about what I say. Lol 🙃
And I KNOW I make a ton of posts, especially lately with AYS and trying to keep up with at least most of the asks I get, I've been much more active on here than I have been otherwise in the past year. So I often try to give the benefit of the doubt. But honestly.
Idk, maybe I'm just extra cranky because I feel like absolute dog shit, I'm sick, trying to take care of my family, get ready for back to school, get ready to start working, and take care of myself too... But it feels a little disrespectful and it doesn't make me want to actually make more posts or answer asks.
And all of this is a general you, not directed at anyone in particular. I'm just.... Venting. This is why I kept turning my anons off occasionally in the past...
Thanks
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m ranting here cause idk, also hot take ig 💀
People need to actually chill the FUCK out about when people are shipping characters. If it’s a child and adult? YEAH RHATS DISGUSTING YOUR NASTY AF IF YOUR DOING THAT. That should be common knowledge.
I mainly bring this up because I see people, once again because this happened with RedPastry, absolutely harassing and accusing people of supporting abuse/toxic relationships, etc, because they’re shipping the ancients x beasts together?? ……….. it’s fiction. It is cookies, it’s not deep 😭 there’s no blood connection between the beasts and ancients, they’re ALL adults and immortal beings, and I’ve seen many people come up with AU’s surrounding a sort of atonement or redemption story for the beasts! But at the end of the day; accusing people of those things what I mentioned above is disgusting.
Yall need to chill the fuck out. It’s fiction. THEYRE PERSONIFIED COOKIES. Let people ship whatever they want as long as it’s not child x adult 😭
If it’s not hurting you; why comment.
Idk I just keep seeing stuff like that and I just think it’s very toxic and it drives people away from fandoms in general because there’s a lot of this. ANYWHO THATS ALL :3
Edit: this isn’t directed to anyone in particular, or on here, it’s just mainly what I saw on Twitter. Which, I know it should be expected it’s Twitter, but still :(
14 notes
·
View notes