#this is a frequent occurrence

[vampirebiter]

when I dont let him climb on my lap while im actively pissing he gets sad and climbs in the rafters to pout and watch me use the bathroom

[jelly-ship]

me when someone claims that the most literal most obvious piece of fanon known to man is canon:

[marbleboa]

We made it through after all.

[jfkkenndy]

thinking about house soothing wilson to sleep with the piano

[goat-slop-art]

Saw you taking requests about the lion pines au so how about Ford licking Fidds with his sandpaper tongue to show affection?

YEAHHH!! honestly that made me think of the first time this must have happened like

my man just went on autopilot and accidentally ended fidds expectations asdfg

not pictured is ford immediately realizing his slip up and apologizing over and over to fiddleford and fidds reassuring him that it's ok, it just caught him off guard

bonus closeup of fidds imagination :3

the cutes :)

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

‘Shapeshifter caught on camera’ and it’s just a deer being a deer.

[sailermoon]

whenever I read Reddit posts about ppl who wanna move somewhere and they’re asking for advice they’re like

“i make 150k and my partner makes 200k, where can we realistically move”

am I doing something wrong cause how are you guys making this much money?!

[feshippingpolls]

Update on polls being redone!!

Sorry because Old Hubba has said before that polls will be rerun but I've changed my mind. Once we run out of all conceivable ships, then I'll probably redo a few of the earliest/most requested ships and then that'll probably be it for feshippingpolls (but that probably won't be for a while thanks to the massive amount of ship possibilities and the great rarepair warriors, so please don't see this as Old Hubba saying goodbye yet)!! <33

[the-lonelyshepherd]

in the club at respiratory risk

[nerves-nebula]

im so predictableee

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

WIP Wednesday

Sharing a snippet from Chapter 7 of Dividing Lines, co-authored by the wonderful @lgwilt. It only took us 30K words but Loki & Don (and Loki & Mobius) are finally going on a date.

Loki’s expression softened. “You said you live alone? I hope you don’t mind my asking.”

“No, no, it’s fine,” Don reassured him. “Yeah, it’s just me rattling around inside that gigantic TVA-subsidised house. Well, unless the boys are staying for the holidays. The place seems a whole lot smaller when they’re around.”

“You have two boys, is that right?”

“Kevin and Sean,” said Don proudly, taking out his phone to show Loki a recent photo. It was one of his favourites from their fishing trip last summer, all three of them covered in mud after Kevin had jumped fully clothed into the pond to grab a massive turtle he’d decided to bring home as a pet. He hadn’t succeeded, but he’d accidentally dragged the fishing tackle into the pond in the attempt, prompting Don to go in after him. It wasn’t long before all three of them were covered nearly head to toe in mud, reeds and stagnant pondwater.

“They look… lively,” Loki commented dryly.

Tagging @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @blackbirdofasgard @andthekitchensinkao3 @devilbearingtrouuble @wolfpup026 @lgwilt @thosegayoldmen @kcscribbler no pressure and as always share however/whenever/whatever you’d like to share!

[angelsdean]

a key facet of siblinghood is sitting around diagnosing your parents and studying them like bugs under a microscope. salmondean should've done this

[lucky-draws]

i like him

[every-captain]

Idk i guess it's considered bad and misogynistic to say that uplifting women by putting down men is kind of a sucky thing to do but like...

When I talk about loving women and someone chimes in with "yeah they're not like MEN who SUCK ASS" to my trans face im like. This was unnecessary and hurtful.

[herosplatling-replica]

desperately needed to illustrate a specific emotion i'm consumed with each and every time i hear any of act 5's songs (redraw of this)

[thelasttaleofthepari]

I'm praying that characters that are dead (Jolie, Mr Forkle, Kendric, Brant) don't come back to life just for more plot points I hate when that happens

like as much as I would LOVE for Mr Forkle or Kendric to be back, or for us to see Jolie's dynamics with Sophie (I don't wanna see Brant at all though) I think if they're alive it'd just lower the stakes a bit