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not sure if images work. i am once again asking for thy trans shakespeare headcanons please & thank you. i will Stop entering your ask box and leaving just not tonight
by the way in response to trans tn response (<3 love it) i raise thee t4t seb and ant (tn) (but also tempest) (reasoning: hits you w transgenderification beam)
ALL of my current Shakespeare trans HCs in one post??? I am going to try...
Hamlet:
Hamlet- he/they, transmasc (afab) (I’ve talked about this theory a few times, and I like it a lot for a variety of reasons! See my other posts.)
Ophelia- she/they, ftnb (projection. PROJECTION!!!)
Horatio- either mtnb he/they OR everybody’s token cis friend (Non-binary Horatio makes for 1. a beautiful t4t couple/throuple if Ophelia is here too and 2. a fun story about Horatio’s gender crisis upon meeting Hamlet. Token cis friend Horatio is just funny. Hamlet and Ophelia discuss their shared genderqueer experience and Horatio gives them a thumbs-up like “I don’t understand this but I love you.”)
Laertes- she/him, genderfluid. (I saw Laertes played by a woman the first time I saw this play and now that experience has combined with all the masc Laerteses I have seen to create genderfluid Laertes.)
Rosencrantz- he/they, mtnb (Their name shortens to “Rose”. There is no way he’s cis.)
Macbeth:
Malcolm- they/he or they/them. I cannot decide which direction they’re trans in. (I am generally very attached to Malcolm. Maybe I’ll write a post about this later because there is way too much to say here.)
Lady Macbeth- she/they (Lady Macbeth would insult you for “having pronouns in your bio” but would also hit you for using their pronouns incorrectly.)
I HC like all the minor characters in Macbeth to be trans in one direction or another (not for any good reason, I just think they should be) so trans Macbeth characters speedrun: Caithness- she/they, transfemme; Angus- she/her, transfemme, Ross- he/him, transmasc.
Twelfth Night:
Sebastian- he/him, ftm (Explains identical twins of different genders and I like the complexity it adds to his relationships- see my other post.)
Viola/Cesario/Vi/Visario- they/them, ftnb (Again, this explains the twin thing and I really like the idea of Vi using their identity as Cesario to explore their gender.)
Antonio- he/him, either ftm or token cis man (Similar to Horatio, you either get a great t4t pairing or a slightly confused cis man pulling a guy out of the ocean and inadvertently getting a lesson about trans people.)
Maria- she/her, mtf (Literally no reason, I just think she is transfemme.)
Much Ado:
I haven’t read this one in a hot minute, but Beatrice is a she/they icon.
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Puck- they/them (Fairy gender doesn’t work like human gender, but they’re queer even for a fairy.)
Moth- she/they (Fairy gender things. Honestly, this goes for all Titania’s attendants.)
Titania- she/they
Oberon- he/they
Peter Quince- he/they (literally no reason, it just works)
Helena- she/her, transfemme perhaps (maybe he/they Lysander also?)
Romeo & Juliet:
I saw an all-trans/nb production of this play and now pretty much everybody is trans.
Romeo- he/they, ftm (t4t R&J!!!!)
Juliet- she/they, mtf (t4t R&J!!!!)
Mercutio- they/he, probably performs drag shows in his free time (the queerest person in this play, I love them.)
Juliet’s Nurse- she/her, mtf (Transfemme elders deserve love)
And that is all of my trans HCs off the top of my head.
#shakespeare#trans hcs#hamlet#twelfth night#macbeth#romeo and juliet#much ado about nothing#A Midsummer Night's Dream#amsnd#if you asked me five years ago where i'd be in five years#this is NOT what i would've said#but i have transed the genders of william shakespeare's characters#and i am embracing it.
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Biggest hindrance of Doctor Who being a family show is that it ends up preventing authenticity. By which I specifically mean there's no damn way that Donna's response to some of the things The Doctor says wouldn't have been "Fuck off."
#doctor who#donna noble#tennant doctor#i can HEAR her saying it#what she said: come off it you're the most anomalous bloke i've met#what she meant: the same thing but come off it is replaced with fuck off#donna in legends of camelot the book would've also had the doctor claim to be merlin and immediately have replied fuck off#this is also the main change from canon i make in writing dw fanfiction. donna gets to say fuck
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#azula#princess azula#atla azula#atla#atla fanart#avatar the last airbender#quick drawing of wifey to warm up#i like to imagine that her “one hair out of place” is consistently out of place no matter what her stylists do to pin it back#it drives her nuts#i also like to think that she has a couple faint freckles from training exhaustively in the sun#she would've maximized available hours of daylight to ensure she was getting the most efficient firebending practice in#might add zuko later to demonstrate said family resemblance#if only i can figure out how to draw masculine features#my art
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Source | Day 146
#BUT REALLY#IF I DID I WOULD'VE SAID YES#WHAT'S THE POINT OF ASKING IF YOU ASSUME I DO REGARDLESS OF WHETER I SAY YES OR NO ANYWAY??!!#WHY DO YOU THINK I SAID NO#I DON'T GET THE ALLOS#SAME GOES FOR NEUROTYPICALS#WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ASSUME I LITERALLY MEAN WHAT I LITERALLY SAID#acespec#arospec#aroace
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"Never, EVER raise your hand to a fledgling" What a bunch of WOKE nonsense! You know, when I was a fledgling, my maker beat my ass AT LEAST three times a week because I would mouth off and get into some bullshit. Built character. Kept me out of trouble. Taught me to respect my elders AND the Great Laws.
Fledglings these days don't respect either of those things. They're insolent. Reckless. No sense of decorum. Just take that Molloy kid. Running around out in the mortal world spilling our secrets and stirring up shit. You know he doesn't even have a maker because he goes around asking every vampire who can hear him, "Have you seen my maker? Have YOU seen my maker?" I'd feel bad for him if he'd just learned to keep his mouth shut.
If he HAD a respectable maker who wasn't a lousy deadbeat, the little shit'd get his ass beat so hard he'd be in coffin for a MONTH, Satan bless. And ALL of this bullshit could've been avoided. But now I'm gonna get CANCELED for saying it!
#is what i would say if i was a vampire#which i'm not#because vampires aren't real#(another thing molloy could've said that would've been better than insisting vampirism is real)#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv crack#amc iwtv#daniel molloy#iwtv rp
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"I don't think Logan would have said that, his minivan speech was so messed up!!" are we talking about the same logan??? logan in EVERY universe would say that im afraid. he is actually a mean bitch who loves to project his issues onto others!! so why are we surprised when he does it !!!
#also he was literally yelling at himself more than he was yelling at wade !!!#also. it was funny 2 me#i keep seein posts where everyones like#thattt was soooo messed up my theater went silent#like?? I would've said that too !!#I need to get off tiktok people are pissing me the fuck off. not every character needs to be so sweet and nice#what EVER!#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#egonkula rambling
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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)
#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batman#damian wayne#stephanie brown#tim drake#dick grayson#cassandra cain#duke thomas#anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig#i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did#I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon#mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j#anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j#me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc#-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre#god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it#i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you#mine
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rip to the oreo
you never made it to the show
#I hope yall know that if they split an oreo in the show#I would've screenshotted it and said “that's not how you split an oreo” no matter what#just to cause problems#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo tv show#pjo tv spoilers#can this count as spoilers?#idk
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A bit more than you might think, actually.
#tvedit#ropedit#userthing#userquel#userelenagilbert#tolkienedit#popcultureds#filmtvtoday#haladrielcentral#tropedit#otpsource#cinemapix#userlysandra#haladrieledit#rings of power#saurondrieledit#payidaresque.gif#now here's what i don't get#if sauron's goal was to seduce gal to be on his side#why didn't he just let her kill adar?#it would've been much quicker way to get her to actually discover her own dark side (which she obviously has)#so my guess would be is that a) he is actually drawn to her light and deep down believes that she could not make him better#(he's evil incarnate so that's obvously not possible)#but balance each other out#so everything he said on that raft in ep 8 was not entirely untrue#or b) it would be just too easy for him 💀💀💀 although she did not even fall for it at the end so 💀💀 you failed dude 💀💀#the way i see it is that her light inspires him#maybe even somewhere at the back of his twisted mind reminds him there was also some light in him eons ago#anyway#POETIC CINEMA
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Can you picture in your mind, Jammer taking the teleportation ticket he got from Khan at the lulling. The pilot program wishing him off with smiles and hugs and a mcrib. Joking that he should bring some egg nog back with him, much in the same vein of the juice and the champagne
And ticket's time expires
But Jammer never comes back
#I just keep thinking. When they said “he left after the holiday special.” What if they meant RIGHT after.#how that would've certainly torn the group apart#dimension 20#misfits and magic#mismag#whitney jammer
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5x11/5x18
May Grant, the inside woman
#and oh does she know it. i am curious what she would've actually said about eddie. though she naturally knows bobby better#don't worry girl the guys do know how to talk to each other. and they save each other#but i won't go into another bobby & eddie s5 ramble rn#911#may grant#eddie diaz#bobby nash
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For a moment, imagine yourself in Mithrun's brother shoes.
Your brother - stronger, prettier, more charismatic, but also distrustful and disdainful of everyone especially you - is to be sent to the Canaries. It is the rule, it is the duty of all noble houses. But you know what goes on there, Mithrun knows what happens there. Yet you see him off, bidding a temporary farewell as you do, because someone from the House has to go and it won't be definitely you. Mithrun knows this, you know this. And you wonder, very briefly, if Mithrun hates you now more than he does already.
Your brother - powerful, agile, a good soldier just as he is as an heir, if he could only be an heir - suddenly disappears. The unit he belonged to suddenly disappeared. And you're speechless because - how? why? No one wants to answer you; they will instead try to bring back a body, they promise to you. But that is not what you want. You grieve for your brother. but your own family doesn't grieve with you. Wasn't Mithrun family too?
Then you found out: MIthrun is alive.
Your brother - now weak, despondent, his eyes always looking for something that is not here nor there - is to be sent home where people can take care of him. It is not your first choice, you want him home. But he is - sick. Not quite there. He needs someone who can look after him and you look at yourself - your gait, your constitution - and you know it can't be you. So, you follow the advice of your family and pour out all your resources to find him the best of healers and caretakers. You ask yourself, almost daily, if Mithrun would ever return to who he once was.
Your brother - strong, pretty, uninterested of anything and anyone else aside from what he calls 'the demon' - is now better. He can walk on his own now, eats without throwing up on himself. The color on his skin is back and the scars of his injuries have faded into thick bumps and discolored skin. But he still isn't quite there; still needs help and probably will for the rest of his life. And you can live with that. You can provide that. Just as long as he comes home.
But doesn't. Your brother - now a husk of his former self, and you hate thinking of him that way, but you can't help yourself, the Mithrun you knew is gone - runs straight back to the Canaries. His mission is not over, he says. He doesn't care how long it takes, he says. And you see him off, again, because someone from the House has to go and it still can't be you. Mithrun knows this, you know this, and you can't help but wish, very briefly, if things would've been different if you went instead of him.
#mithrun dungeon meshi#mithrun#mithrun of the house of kerensil#mithrun's brother#dungeon meshi#this is so self-indulgent#because we don't know who or what kind of person mithrun's brother was#but he definitely cared for mithrun (more than their own parents probably)#and i can imagine the anguish of having the responsibility of serving the canaries#be placed on your brother instead of you because of your physical condition#then to make things worse#your brother comes home barely alive and not the person he was and when u ask#no one wants to answer you#then there's the anguish of helping him getter better; wondering if he'll get better#he does#in a way#and the first thing mithrun asks of his brother is 'i want to go back to the canaries'#there is no way mithrun's brother heard that and said 'ok' while smiling#that man would've gone into a hysterical fit just trying to tell mithrun that he was lucky enough to have survived#but he has to let mihrun go#mithrun's brother is probably weeping with joy learning that the canaries have disbanded#only to learn that his brother is staying in a tallman kingdom to slay monsters#he's still very conflicted about that#id say
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Oh to be a digital Siffrin keychain spinning endlessly in space for my amusement
#notes on this one: changed the lighting and reflectiveness of the actual cut out images#Also the plastic/epoxy material for the edges was not true glass/I have no fucking idea how to change it to be see through#yes I set the roughness to 0#so I just shrugged my shoulders turned down the alpha#now there's a new appearance of a mysterious black ball in the reflection#which is weird because there should be no objects in the way of the light(?)#it's a mystery#what would've been cool if I put a loop silhouette#but alas I have work and do not have time(tm)#also had a similar idea for like the stars blinking out#but that means I'd have to change it to an object not world and fiddle with like 5 sets of stars so they go out at different times#it was 2 am and I said fuck it put void sphere and turn the black alpha up and back down#after a certain point you just have to make peace with what you have and hit render so you can sleep#thanks for reading my ramblingsss#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers
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💫 Steve Harrington's House 💫
So, after this post, I couldn't let go of this house. I decided to rebuild it in The Sims and then I had so much info I felt the need to share it. Other than commenting on some crazy aspects of this mansion, I think it can give some input/ideas for possible scenarios in fanfiction! (for one, I'd like to know what Eddie thinks about half of the features of this house lmao). My process was: canon information > actual house information > gaps I filled the best I could Disclaimer: keep on describing Steve's house however you want to!! I'm sharing this in case you wanna be as close to the actual house as possible!
Listings: Zillow | Trulia | Homemetry
Credits: Sticky notes by rawpixel.com | Washi tapes by rawpixel.com | background paper by starline all on Freepik
#I stand by what I said last time#Stevie you deserved a better house to be abbandoned in#can you believe they have 3 guest bedrooms?#and LOFTS??#5 car spaces???#3 fireplaces???#WHY#literally all the characters could live comfortably in here at the same time#also I can't stop thinking about Steddie making dumb excuses to sleep in the same bed since CLEARLY Steve has space#or the potential snuggles in front of the fireplace#also the unfinished basement would've been perfect for hiding Eddie wth???#stranger things houses#steve harrington#steve harrington house#stranger things#steddie#steve harrington's house layout#the harrington's house layout
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like. imagine being a Normal Citizen in a galaxy far far away during revenge of the sith. like. you're scrolling on your holonet and not only has the chancelor been promoted to emperor (hello??), a senator (you follow fan pages of her for fashion inspo) has DIED suddenly AND it's revealed she was PREGNANT !!!!!!?? the whole time??? but who was the father?? was she married?? how did she die??? as far as you know she was young and healthy and unmarried, so like?? the girls and their speculations and their memes would've been insane on the holonet dashboard that week fr
#star wars#padme amidala#rots#revenge of the sith#anidala#like what was that news cycle like#did they try to cover up the fact that she was secretly pregnant#did they ever speculate about What Happened#i mean. we know what happened.#but the normies on coruscant?? what a WILD time#and i doubt it was ever resolved#so the girls never got closure to That story#which is a shame bc they would've loved the drama of the former queen/senator secretly marrying a jedi knight sworn to celibacy :/#and the drama of said jedi knight vowing to kill for her#sigh
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#THE100MEME | 3/3 Recurring Quotes - “Go float yourself!"
#the 100#the100meme#the delinquents#sassy space kids#john murphy#clarke griffin#madi griffin#octavia blake#raven reyes#jasper jordan#monty green#james crockett#and josie for good measure#the100edit#t100kt#(omg this took 50k years and a YT clip but I think that's all of them 😂)#(not me triple checking bc it sounds like something bellamy would've said too LOL)#(“but kt what about that other-”)#(I SAID THAT'S ALL OF THEM!)
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