#this idiot 🙄

[pvffinsdaisies]

❣️🍽️💝 for Norway!

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❣️ - what’s their love language?

Quality time!! Cuddling with his partner on the settee, helping out with house work and chores. Just being with the other person when he has the option to be alone. But also, I think, a little bit of gift giving. Wouldn’t buy expensive stuff, ew no, but he would them a jumper if they’re cold, or a blanket or a scarf.

🍽️ - what’s their favourite food?

Food I always find tricky to talk about with Norway. Mainly because I’m no expert on Norwegian cuisine! You have nordic tex-mex tacos, and grandiosa pizza which are both comfort foods. Fish in general is also comforting. And he enjoys binging on chocolate every once in a while. But I think his favourite food is one that i discovered a few months back. Butter on fish. Which is a real thing in Norway, but the name of it I can’t remember at the moment. He doesn’t eat it too often, he’s trying to cut butter out of his diet 🫠

💝 - what gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side?

You don’t.

Okay, in all seriousness, it’s tricky but it’s not impossible. Nor hates small talk, and he doesn’t like receiving gifts, nor does he appreciate someone offering to help him with pretty much anything (he doesn’t like the implication that he’s capable of handling himself). He’s a very closed off person. I think the best thing to do is talk to him about his interests- folklore & mythology, skiing, hiking, etc- ask him questions. Nor needs to feel like the interaction is flowing naturally and isn’t forced in anyway shape or form. Talk to him about shared interests and he might eventually consider you a friend.

[gd-dollopole]

Just your reminder that this actually happened:

What’s even worse is that Merlin pulls and turns Arthur’s head to him, just so that he can… Brush their foreheads together, for the first and last time.

[chefbeepo]

And perceptor sees all this and goes:

[onifanss]

ERO404 •

[velvetjune]

can’t stop thinking about that book club in control where everyone’s reviews were about a seemingly different plot entirely and predicted how they would die in the actual game. actually incredible to piece together while playing and inherently a little funny. haunted book

[vongulli]

I have a little suggestion/idea if you don’t mind! Can you draw young fem crocbug?

BTW YOUR ART IS TO AMAZING AND COOL, I ALSO LOVE HOW U DRAW FEM! CROCBUG, it’s so cute❤️❤️❤️

AHH THANK YOU!! They’re so cute to me, I can’t stop drawing them also AH ! Here they are!! If Croc was an apprentice with buggy I feel like they wouldn’t have separated 😭…

[ottern0t]

nine carrying rose? piggy-back or wrapped around him or bridal style idc I just can't stop thinking about him catching her out of the train in the monsters inside and I think it'd be soo cute

I know what the people want ✨

Apologies I had to switch to traditional bc it hurts my wrist less

[greeneyed-thestral]

David says CIAO!

[tevos]

taking in the full horror of lisa's injuries only to be sexy jump scared by her belly button piercing midway like

[goodomensao3tagoftheday]

[tumbleweedsthesecond]

Tophvan post yayy... I wanna explain why I ship it or whatever. Why its silly to me or like how I view their dynamic or whatever. This is gonna cringe so probably ignore this if you don't like tophvan I'm not trying to say its like the best ship in the world or they have a great dynamic or whatever I just wanna explain how I view them. This will probably sound delusional but yk whatever. Cringe and free I guess. Here's some old art

Basically me going on their interactions sorta kinda plus my own headcanons.

Okay so hc wise I've always kind of imagined they wouldn't get along in some way. For obvious reasons, Topher tries too hard and Ivan doesn't try at all. So obviously Topher would at least try to seem like he didn't know him s1 and I don't think he does really know him s1 I feel like they would've followed each other on Flipflop(gah I hate saying that) and Topher just didn't care to block him because he only has two followers and doesn't want to lose one. Anyway I think with s3 I imagine the bleacher creatures met during summer school mayhaps because they all failed gym or math or something? That's my hc on it. I think they do seem close? At least good friends I think that jackée Ivan and Topher are the three main(vlad and lizzie I still loveee but its harder to get a read on them they don't talk much) anyway I don't think that Ivan and Topher would immediately get along obviously Topher let loose more because he's happier with his friends but still I don't think its perfect obv. so going to actually get into the analysis now I yap so much

Cringe part

I think that based off lines of dialogue like "its a fuck no from me" "a simple no would've been fine Ivan" that Topher kinda keeps him grounded at least a little bit???? Ivan doesnt seem to retaliate I think he does sort of view Topher as the leader in a way. Because Topher talks the most and tbh he does seem a little bit bossy. There's also that one time that I immediately think of when I think tophvan the part where he looks over at Topher as if to see if its approved or not before he agrees with jackée.

Like hes like 'is this funny? ' though it could be because he doesn't listen to jackée because female and he's a dumb teenage boy(throws tomatoes at him) I still think that its funny cause he doesn't even look at all the guys in the group to approve it first he just looks at Topher. you can tell by the animation

Anyway before that I think these two do talk more off screen Ivan looks at him when the others don't (even in other scenes though I don't really think that's a big deal imo) okay full headcanon time I think Ivan knows about tophers supposed crush on joan. I don't think Ivan likes Joan but I think he was like "give it a shot because Topher or whatever 🙄😒' but I also feel like he had a bet that she wouldn't be any help. Don't get me wrong I do think ivans dumb obviously but I also do think he just doesn't like Joan. He doesn't full on hate her or anything just don't think he completely trusted her. He does trust her in the vip room thing he thought that was coll but he is also the first to say she ditched us straight up. Ivans very blunt

We are standing in a closet!

Past that I think they do get closer or whatever afterwards. Kind of. We see them in the shower but I kind of ignore that episode and scene altogether so. That's not rlly a big thing I think abt so anyway

Dumb thing incoming I think its also like the way they look at each other or whatever. Like. whatever dude. I think they'd be kind of sweet or whatever. I don't know. Idiots who caresbro.

Overall I think Topher is a complete idiot too like obviously that one scene where he gets bitten by the snake and jackée says to suck the poison out and Ivan sucks the snake because he's a stupid stupid idiot. Dumb. Tophers stupid too very stupid but that's why I think they're fun together.

Forgot abt that scene where they highfive Topher laughs at ivans dumb jokes. They highfive. (I think Topher laughs way too hard at it like we get it bro. You think its funny. I would say it kinda sounds like forced like haha you're so funnyyy but that's probably a bit of a stretch 😔😔😔💔💔)Edit: I think he genuinely finds that stuff funny cause he's so stupid like bone high is not that funny he just has dumb humor. Anyway another hc I have Topher does like his jokes alot and at first I van laughs along with him but then Topher laughs too much so Ivan just like stares at him

Akso the thing where he sees Topher as the leader of the group I don't think that's too serious or anything I think its just like okay ill listen to you sometimes they're still a dumb high school friend group.

ALSO THIS ISNT ME TRYING TO BE LIKE ITS BETTER THSN OTHER SHIPS OR THAT "OH THRY HAVE SO MUCH DYNAMIC" they're background characters basically I just want to point out some canon stuff! Its fine if you don't ship them who cares anyway if anyone has any tophvan hcs please comment them I love seeing tophvan stuff!!!

Also I love all the bleacher creatures I'm ocifying them too.....sorry to single out the ship I just wanted to explain stuff

Also is this reaching? Probably but they're two characters with low screen time so. Shrugs

[graspingremlinhands]

What type of foreplay is this??🧐🙄

[magnusbae]

On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.

[burrowingdweller]

Pov you're bullying an old man 🥀

[a9saga]

bitches and hoes who claim that danger days sucks and is a huge downgrade from the quality of the black parade are just afraid to have fun and wear colorful clothing once in a while