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"Cassie gets all the girls!" - Ezekiel Jones, at some point. Probably.
@lgbtqcreators creator bingo ♡ LGBTQ free choice + layout
#my baby deserves some recognition#cassandra cillian#the librarians#jacob stone#ezekiel jones#eve baird#thelibrariansedit#mine tl#lindy booth#tuserheidi#castrella#my gifs#juls.gif#stone is so proud lmao#she stole ezekiel's game at least twice#this headcanon is not negotiable
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Ramshackle dorm line-up!
Had to get these down after seeing so many other people's super cool designs, I love everyone hopping on the halloween gang bandwagon!!!
+ some small interactions
++ height check!
Ok but some sources say Skully is around 195 cm or 6'6 ft tall, so in reality, it's somewhat like this:
Which is just ridiculous, actually.
#like what were they feeding you 500 years ago my guy#twisted wonderland#twst#rollo's funky lil beret is non-negotiable you can pry it from my cold dead hands#kinda want to do individual sheets for each of them because i have headcanons now and it's ruining my life#rollo flamme#fellow honest#ernesto foulworth#ok it's growing on me ngl#twst gidel#skully j graves#twst gino#twst jp spoilers#should i start tagging this as an au or what#jazzie's art#jazzie's stuff#also that fellow honest is so good damn i cooked
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BF, GF, AND PICO'S SCHOOL FELLOWS
#friday night funkin#picos school#nene pico's school#pico newgrounds#fnf pico#newgrounds#fnf boyfriend#fnf girlfriend#fnf fanart#friday night funkin fanart#digital illustration#original art#artwork#drawing#digital art#headcanon#bf and gf are t4t#non negotiable
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every couple of days i get a vague compulsion to post the same sort of post i've definitely posted before which is me stating that people should always draw certain touhous in specific ways and i always catch myself with the recognition that all experiences are ultimately subjective. but i tire of this charade. this is my blog and on my blog my word is the objective truth. now listen to me. listen to me young touhou fan i am whispering directly into your ear now. you will draw saigyouji yuyuko fat. always and forever. you can pick and choose for the rest but you will do this ior else you are a Bastard Of The Earth and you will never even make it across the sanzu when you die.
#i mean like properly fat. i mean an actual build that is a fat person's build. do you understand me#i won't mind if your height headcanons differ to my own but this is non-negotiable.
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YOOOOO DAISUKE! congrats on the internship, tho how the heck did you end up in the freighter business??? didn't think that was ur thing... or that they did internships over there in the first place LOL. how's it been so far?
Maybe this is where I find my thing! Boss has me doing so much reading that my eyes are starting to huuurt. I've got to learn something!
Slight elaboration on the second panel in tags!!
#🌺.art#🌺.response#I have strong feelings about Daisuke's home life guys#what do you call a place full of privilege but lacking in love?#is that even home?#i headcanon that Pony Express was aware it was on the verge of going under and tried to preserve itself by seeking outside investments#Daisuke's wealthy parents were among those approached and they used their position to negotiate for Daisuke's internship#you can debate whether or not they actually intended on indulging the company#PE put Daisuke on the Tulpar because of Curly's prestige and Swansea's experience thinking they would be a good face for the company#//ooc#thank you sm for the ask! theres already a few I'm working on and I couldn't be more grateful <3 I rlly rlly appreciate the interest!#also there was a version of the first panel where i actually drew that kitchen. never again.#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#ask blog
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Someone write me a top/dom Buck and bottom/sub Tommy fic please? I will love you forever. 🥺
No but like please imagine this… Tommy’s never dated anyone who is built like a truck like Buck. He wants Buck to completely dominate him… bend him over his knees and spank him, use toys on him, put a collar around his neck, put his hand around his neck, and treat him like his own personal sex toy. But he doesn’t know how to ask and then one night when things start getting hot and heavy…:
Tommy: *puts Buck’s hand around his neck* Choke me
Buck: *pulls his hand away* Wait what?
Tommy: Put your hand around my neck and squeeze?
Buck: You sure about that? I mean we should talk about it first
Tommy: What’s there to talk about? I give you my enthusiastic consent to choke me
Buck: You sure?
Tommy: Evan, I swear if you don’t choke me then I’ll choke you instead and it won’t be the fun kind.
#tommy kinard#evan buckley#bucktommy#kinkley#tevan#incorrect tevan#tevan headcanon#911 abc#incorrect quotes#incorrect 911 quotes#under negotiated kink#my gif
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Recently reblogged that whole 'astarion-would-buy-you-giant-bouquets-to-show-his-love' post, and it got me thinking-- while I, personally, don't think he would do anything that saccharine to show his affection, what would he do?
Without further ado, things I think Astarion would actually do to show his affection:
Headbutt you
Randomly bite you
Bring you the exsanguinated corpses of your enemies
Curl up into you
Brush/braid/tend to your hair
Embroider something for you
Create a poison for you
Make sure you go to bed
Sit with you while you eat
Help you make selfish choices you're unwilling to make for yourself
Tell someone off for you
Cool you down on a hot day
Show you off to others
Unabashed, over-the-top flirting
In private, weird and sincere compliments
This is just how I interpret his character of course, so I love to see how others show his affection!!
#this list is significantly influenced by my cat#astarion#astarion x tav#astarion headcanons#im also a cat human who likes biting so thats a non-negotiable one#also if you read my fic#you know i basically just write him like a cat
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Disagreements between Batman and Superman were always pretty interesting to watch during the Justice League meetings. Superman would always politely raise his hand until Batman acknowledged him. For some reason, all of Superman’s disagreements would be phrased as questions and hypothetical scenarios intended to extract Batman’s opinions, which Batman would answer in a clipped and brusque manner. Superman would frequently nod his head and furiously scribble down notes to Batman’s replies, even though Superman was known to have a pretty good memory.
Even more amusing were the times when Batman would impatiently answer “No comment” to Superman’s questions and stride out of the room, leading to Superman chasing the man down and yelling even more questions after him.
Eventually they’d come back to the room and announce that they’ve come to an agreement though, so whatever backdoor deals they’ve made must have come to a satisfying conclusion. At least they both look pretty happy and relaxed about it.
#backdoor negotiations#very hard#but fulfilling#secret identities#the journalist#and the ceo#dc headcanon#dc fanfic#drabble#text post#dc#superbat#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne
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outfit control ↪ leon s. kennedy
DI!Leon / fem!reader age gap implied, power dynamics at play, soft dom leon mdni - 18+
First of all, this man is not doing a 24/7 dynamic. He doesn’t mind playing, and he doesn’t mind power dynamics outside the bedroom from time to time, but he is so goddamn tired. He cannot be responsible for your every action. He’s going to snap if he has to micromanage you. He requires a firm ‘scene start’ and ‘scene end’.
Look me in my eyes and tell me where Leon ‘You’re Pulling Me Off Furlough Again?’ Scott Kennedy has found the time to be an experienced dominant.
Dude spent years unable to form lasting relationships. He’s got experience, but he’s rarely had the chance to cultivate anything close to a dynamic with someone.
So, yeah, not exactly ‘World’s No. 1 Dom’. He’s doing his best out here, and his best is fumbling and awkward and endearing.
Sex? No prob.
Communicating openly about his wants and desires? Hm. Perhaps a slight prob.
He wasn’t even sure he was going to like having all the control that you wanted to give him.
However.
If there’s one thing about Leon, it’s that he’s gonna study. He’s gonna learn the ins and outs, and he’s going to improve. Dude likes to learn. He goes down rabbit holes all the time. If you look through his bookmarks, half of it is just wikipedia articles he hasn’t finished reading yet. When you ask him to try this with you, it’s like you’re handing him homework. He takes this shit seriously.
He’s not gonna ask you about what you want, he’s going to go on a several hour long deep dive.
He’s holed up in his office in the late hours of the night, scouring the internet and leaving behind a very incriminating search history. You don’t even know how many burner accounts this guy has. Ever since you showed him the power of adding ‘reddit’ to the end of a google search, he’s been unstoppable.
(“Did you know that the origins of BDSM date back to Mesopotamia.” “Leon, it’s four in the morning. Please just come to bed.”)
He eased you into it, more for his sake than for yours. Straight up picking out your outfits was a little much for him, especially if you were actually planning on leaving the house that day. It’s not a humiliation thing for him, it’s more the thrill of control and seeing you all dressed up like he wants.
So he starts small. Picks out your jewelry, asks you to wear your hair a certain way, things that are somewhat innocuous in his mind.
Once he gets comfortable with that, he asks you to select a couple outfits for him to pick from. Send him a picture of you wearing the outfit he picked, he’s gonna be thinking about it all day long.
Sometimes he’ll pick out every piece of your outfit himself, but he still has you pick out options for him to choose pretty often. He knows your wardrobe pretty well by this point, and he puts together surprisingly competent outfits that you never would have paired yourself.
He’ll put together an outfit for you and sometimes there’s just? A new dress? New panties? You have never seen these before. He denies buying them for you, insists that you just have too many clothes to know what you have in your closet. He delights in spoiling you, and even more in surprising you with clothes like this.
This is absolutely not an everyday thing. (Again, see above – too busy. Would explode if he had to take full responsibility for your well-being.) He’s only just starting to take care of himself, don’t make him try to take care of you, too.
Gets legitimately pouty if you don’t wear what he picked out for you. God help you if you changed clothes without asking him.
Wanna see a grown man mope around? Wear a different shirt.
His idea of a punishment is a funishment. Good luck getting him to actually punish you. He’d much rather overstimulate you until you’re crying, your hand fisted tight in his hair, pleading for him.
Highkey wants you to pick his clothes out too. He’s not going to tell you this. You’ll have to read his mind.
You picked out his tie for him exactly one time and he’s been riding that high ever since. He would much rather try to trick you into picking things out for him.
(“Can you grab my tie for me?” “Sure, which one?” “...Oh, y’know.”)
It’s like pulling teeth to get this guy to tell you what he wants in this regard, I’m so serious.
Also he’d love to coordinate outfits, especially for special occasions. He’s not into matching, but he loves to have a theme, something that unifies the both of you. If it’s subtle and it signifies the two of you as together without screaming it to the world, then he absolutely adores it.
"Excuse me." Your step pauses. Leon's practically pouting from his seat on the couch, arms folded over his broad chest. “What?” You ask, smothering a smile. “I don’t think that’s what I set out for you.” He taps his thigh, waving for you to come over to him. You gravitate towards him and stop short. You know damn well that he wants you to sit on his lap. You give a little spin instead, showing off the outfit you had selected. His brow furrows, his forehead creasing at your brazen display. “You don’t like it?” You ask, innocently enough. Leon scoffs. His hand encircles your wrist, tugging you closer. “I didn’t say that,” he says, urging you to his lap. This time, you relent. “You look very nice. But that’s not what I set out for you, is it?” You shrug. Play dumb. He can’t prove shit. “Your memory must be going, old man.” Leon tuts, tugging at a lock of your hair. His hand splays over your thigh, warm and encompassing. To his credit, he keeps his eyes on yours, not on the enticing expanse of skin that’s been bared to him so readily. “Pretty sure the dress I picked out for you was longer than this. You trying to tell me something?” “I plead the fifth.” “I guess we’ll take it to a jury of your peers, then.”
#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x you#leon kennedy imagine#leon kennedy headcanons#resident evil x reader#resident evil#leon kennedy#hi my name's delphi and i like kink negotiation more than actual kink sometimes
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Zagf? (For the art request)
This might come as a surprise to some, but ZAGF is the only IZ ship I am truly ride or die for. I waNt theSE TWO TO BE FRIENDS!!! (┛✧Д✧))┛彡┻━┻
#i like other ships but this?? non-negotiable#in my mind they hang out. :)#urrghhh aaaaaughhh gotta restrain myself from dumping my headcanons upon ye#invader zim#gaz membrane#zagf#tw eyestrain
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Yooooooo I am currently losing what’s left of my mind thinking about Frank just spewing absolute filth while fucking reader. In between biting her of course. Ugh I need him
YES!
The filth that comes from his mouth makes you completely speechless every single time. You know he has a dirty mouth, but what comes out of his mouth leaves your ears ringing for hours
Of course even while biting you he's still mumbling against your skin, seemingly incapable of keeping quiet even while drinking your blood. Groaning and snarling and even laughing
It's definitely an experience every single time he gets his hands on you
#god he's so bad but he looks so good....#makes me wanna negotiate with my morals#Adam Barrett#frank abigail#adam barrett x reader#Adam Barrett headcanons#frank abigail headcanons#Dan Stevens#dan stevens x reader#dan stevens headcanons#the void answers
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Headcanon: Sidon and Marriage/Children
This is exclusive to MY interpretation of Sidon.
It's not uncommon knowledge that the Zora are strict when it comes to traditions, especially marriage. Relationships with non-Zora are often perceived as less worthy, less fitting, and are relatively frowned upon. This ESPECIALLY goes for the Royal Family. It makes sense, though, because who better to help run Zora's Domain than another Zora? Someone who already knows the customs, and who can produce an HEIR when the time inevitably comes?
I will leave whether or not a partner can bear children by Sidon up to my RP partners, but regardless of who he marries or who he does decide to have a family with, another Zora WILL eventually be brought into the arrangement, married, and expected to bear children (most likely Yona just to stick with canon, and because I like her. I don't care what fandom says about her, they gotta let the whole Sidlink thing go; we weren't ever getting that no matter how much Sidon obviously loves Link. XD Yona was GOOD for and to him).
Zora children are necessary for the royal line to continue--- that is non-negotiable, and Sidon understands and accepts this. If his partner cannot, then he will not take it personally if they decide to remove themselves from the picture or not pursue anything with him. It's not a fun situation for anyone involved, and the last thing Sidon wants to do is hurt anyone, his people included.
... but, ultimately, his people come before what HE wants or needs, and sadly, before his partner.
#[ it's non-negotiable on both sidon's end AND my end. no axing the canon zora wife#i probably should have written this out LONG ago but yes. ;c if anyone doesn't like the poly implications that's okay!#no hard feelings. i just won't change it for folks who wanna ship with my sidon. <3 ]#muse ;; SIDON ( ABOUT )#muse ;; SIDON ( HEADCANONS )
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Also the SCREAM I SCRUMPT when I saw this. I immediately thought of the spider family. If they had smart phones in the 1940s this would have been Angel's dad, I sweeeeear. 😂😭
#ooc post#hazbin hotel#hazbin angel dust#anthony hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel headcanon#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel human au#arackniss#molly hazbin hotel#henroin hazbin hotel#spider family#hostage negotiations#except idk if he would care if it was just anthony#rip anthony your father never loved you but i do sweet baby
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I picture Armin as the kind of person who had to learn the hard way that you don’t have verbally justify everything.
I see him as a child and a young teen in this fiery state of being angry (despite seeming so sunshiny all the time) about a lot of things. About the government within the walls, about what happened to his parents, about his own weaknesses and perceived inadequacies- but unlike Eren he isn’t goading people into arguments or placing value judgments on other people all the time.
But if someone goads *him* into an argument?
Oh, he will make it worse every time. Because he’s an over-thinker and by extension an over-explainer and no- you can’t walk away yet, he hasn’t finished giving you an in-depth full scope breakdown of how he arrived at this conclusion! Come back!
And maybe it gets him into trouble when he’s talking to people who either don’t care as much, or are dedicated to misunderstanding him- like bullies or more shallow cadets.
At some point by the time he moved onto the Scouts, though, he learned to pick his words and disputes more carefully and hold his cards closer to his chest. He doesn’t have to justify himself to everyone all the time. He doesn’t have to prove himself right in every instance if there’s nothing to gain from it.
I think he watches and learns from Erwin and Hange, and even to a certain extent Levi. Erwin in the way he calculates and leaves so many things intentionally unsaid as a tactical advantage. Hange in the way they are able to explain things concisely when the time calls for it and be confident in their own ideas even if no one else supports them yet. And Levi- being perceptive as ever, but practical- he doesn’t feel the need to rush to the answer or even know all the details in order to deduce quickly and act.
It’s interesting to think about Armin’s subtle growth as a leader and a strategist across the course of the story but especially in the way that it mirrors his own self-worth and how he grows apart and away from Eren in the way he finds solutions to problems.
Yet he never loses this innate urge to ‘talk things out’- and that ultimately helps him surpass even some of his mentors in some ways and prepares him for the political life that awaits him in the Post-Rumbling world.
#this is kind of a rambling mess#but i wanted to dump some thoughts about armin idk#i very much feel he is the kind of neurodivergent kiddo who is terrified of being misunderstood#so he over explains#but then he learns to be more pragmatic and skillful in his negotiating#and also in manipulating people 👀 but that’s another post#armin arlert#aot headcanons#aot meta#eren yeager#hange zoe#erwin smith#levi ackerman
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just a housekeeping post, but if i'm slower answering asks for a bit, it's bc i'm working on SladeRobin week! none of your asks are being ignored, i just completely forgot about that until now and i want to try to complete every prompt so. pray for me, i think. but as always i love all the anons sending the lovely dead dove content <3
#necrotic nuisance#also i WILL come back to the whump prompts those are NOT done pinky promise#also i'm so close to hitting 250 followers and when i do that i'm reblogging an ask game that's all opinions#so like. they'll be easier to handle bc it'll just be my thoughts rather than coming up with headcanons#like i will likely hit 250 either tomorrow or the day after so expect that!#i lvoe you all so dearly and i love that i'm slowly collecting all the dead doves flying around this fandom#you're all mine now. we're a flock.#anyway i'm going to do a lot of different pairings for sladerobin week#i'm trying to behave and not make it all sladetim won't lie.#bc it calls me.#also i'm doing one with CARRIE.#so i can force you all to be carrie fans.#it's non negotiable#carrie content is the trojan horse i snuck into this blog.#you will be subject to it.#anyway this is just a heads up#i have over 70 asks rn. oh my.#this was gonna be an opinion and comics meta blog. where am i.#i mean i'm happy but i got lost somehow#win win. honestly
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My feed is full of people saying "oh, alicent and her children are so tRaGiC" and "she fights for him so hArD" and "Aemond poor little meow meow, he just wants his mommy's love, uwu" and I'm just here sitting and not buying any of this bs
#hotd critical#anti team black#not really but for filtering#aemond targaryen#alicent hightower#too little too late#that feels sooo cheap#after 2/3 of the season where they didn't give a fuck#and then Aemond will fuck off to the Riverlands#and Alicent will allegedly go to negotiate with Rhaenyra#and then will fuck off to Daeron allegedly#like yeah no that's just cheap drama at this point#that relies only on the fandom to fill the blanks with headcanons
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