#this headcanon is not negotiable

[arachniasbride]

"Cassie gets all the girls!" - Ezekiel Jones, at some point. Probably.

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[isralelz]

BF, GF, AND PICO'S SCHOOL FELLOWS

[occasionaltouhou]

every couple of days i get a vague compulsion to post the same sort of post i've definitely posted before which is me stating that people should always draw certain touhous in specific ways and i always catch myself with the recognition that all experiences are ultimately subjective. but i tire of this charade. this is my blog and on my blog my word is the objective truth. now listen to me. listen to me young touhou fan i am whispering directly into your ear now. you will draw saigyouji yuyuko fat. always and forever. you can pick and choose for the rest but you will do this ior else you are a Bastard Of The Earth and you will never even make it across the sanzu when you die.

[hibiscus-intern]

YOOOOO DAISUKE! congrats on the internship, tho how the heck did you end up in the freighter business??? didn't think that was ur thing... or that they did internships over there in the first place LOL. how's it been so far?

Maybe this is where I find my thing! Boss has me doing so much reading that my eyes are starting to huuurt. I've got to learn something!

Slight elaboration on the second panel in tags!!

[babygirl-diaz]

Someone write me a top/dom Buck and bottom/sub Tommy fic please? I will love you forever. 🥺

No but like please imagine this… Tommy’s never dated anyone who is built like a truck like Buck. He wants Buck to completely dominate him… bend him over his knees and spank him, use toys on him, put a collar around his neck, put his hand around his neck, and treat him like his own personal sex toy. But he doesn’t know how to ask and then one night when things start getting hot and heavy…:

Tommy: *puts Buck’s hand around his neck* Choke me

Buck: *pulls his hand away* Wait what?

Tommy: Put your hand around my neck and squeeze?

Buck: You sure about that? I mean we should talk about it first

Tommy: What’s there to talk about? I give you my enthusiastic consent to choke me

Buck: You sure?

Tommy: Evan, I swear if you don’t choke me then I’ll choke you instead and it won’t be the fun kind.

[bg-brainrot]

Recently reblogged that whole 'astarion-would-buy-you-giant-bouquets-to-show-his-love' post, and it got me thinking-- while I, personally, don't think he would do anything that saccharine to show his affection, what would he do?

Without further ado, things I think Astarion would actually do to show his affection:

Headbutt you

Randomly bite you

Bring you the exsanguinated corpses of your enemies

Curl up into you

Brush/braid/tend to your hair

Embroider something for you

Create a poison for you

Make sure you go to bed

Sit with you while you eat

Help you make selfish choices you're unwilling to make for yourself

Tell someone off for you

Cool you down on a hot day

Show you off to others

Unabashed, over-the-top flirting

In private, weird and sincere compliments

This is just how I interpret his character of course, so I love to see how others show his affection!!

[superbat-love]

Disagreements between Batman and Superman were always pretty interesting to watch during the Justice League meetings. Superman would always politely raise his hand until Batman acknowledged him. For some reason, all of Superman’s disagreements would be phrased as questions and hypothetical scenarios intended to extract Batman’s opinions, which Batman would answer in a clipped and brusque manner. Superman would frequently nod his head and furiously scribble down notes to Batman’s replies, even though Superman was known to have a pretty good memory.

Even more amusing were the times when Batman would impatiently answer “No comment” to Superman’s questions and stride out of the room, leading to Superman chasing the man down and yelling even more questions after him.

Eventually they’d come back to the room and announce that they’ve come to an agreement though, so whatever backdoor deals they’ve made must have come to a satisfying conclusion. At least they both look pretty happy and relaxed about it.

[delphi-shield]

outfit control ↪ leon s. kennedy

DI!Leon / fem!reader age gap implied, power dynamics at play, soft dom leon mdni - 18+

First of all, this man is not doing a 24/7 dynamic. He doesn’t mind playing, and he doesn’t mind power dynamics outside the bedroom from time to time, but he is so goddamn tired. He cannot be responsible for your every action. He’s going to snap if he has to micromanage you. He requires a firm ‘scene start’ and ‘scene end’.

Look me in my eyes and tell me where Leon ‘You’re Pulling Me Off Furlough Again?’ Scott Kennedy has found the time to be an experienced dominant.

Dude spent years unable to form lasting relationships. He’s got experience, but he’s rarely had the chance to cultivate anything close to a dynamic with someone.

So, yeah, not exactly ‘World’s No. 1 Dom’. He’s doing his best out here, and his best is fumbling and awkward and endearing. 

Sex? No prob.

Communicating openly about his wants and desires? Hm. Perhaps a slight prob.

He wasn’t even sure he was going to like having all the control that you wanted to give him.

However.

If there’s one thing about Leon, it’s that he’s gonna study. He’s gonna learn the ins and outs, and he’s going to improve. Dude likes to learn. He goes down rabbit holes all the time. If you look through his bookmarks, half of it is just wikipedia articles he hasn’t finished reading yet. When you ask him to try this with you, it’s like you’re handing him homework. He takes this shit seriously.

He’s not gonna ask you about what you want, he’s going to go on a several hour long deep dive.

He’s holed up in his office in the late hours of the night, scouring the internet and leaving behind a very incriminating search history. You don’t even know how many burner accounts this guy has. Ever since you showed him the power of adding ‘reddit’ to the end of a google search, he’s been unstoppable.

(“Did you know that the origins of BDSM date back to Mesopotamia.” “Leon, it’s four in the morning. Please just come to bed.”)

He eased you into it, more for his sake than for yours. Straight up picking out your outfits was a little much for him, especially if you were actually planning on leaving the house that day. It’s not a humiliation thing for him, it’s more the thrill of control and seeing you all dressed up like he wants.

So he starts small. Picks out your jewelry, asks you to wear your hair a certain way, things that are somewhat innocuous in his mind.

Once he gets comfortable with that, he asks you to select a couple outfits for him to pick from. Send him a picture of you wearing the outfit he picked, he’s gonna be thinking about it all day long.

Sometimes he’ll pick out every piece of your outfit himself, but he still has you pick out options for him to choose pretty often. He knows your wardrobe pretty well by this point, and he puts together surprisingly competent outfits that you never would have paired yourself.

He’ll put together an outfit for you and sometimes there’s just? A new dress? New panties? You have never seen these before. He denies buying them for you, insists that you just have too many clothes to know what you have in your closet. He delights in spoiling you, and even more in surprising you with clothes like this.

This is absolutely not an everyday thing. (Again, see above – too busy. Would explode if he had to take full responsibility for your well-being.) He’s only just starting to take care of himself, don’t make him try to take care of you, too.

Gets legitimately pouty if you don’t wear what he picked out for you. God help you if you changed clothes without asking him.

Wanna see a grown man mope around? Wear a different shirt.

His idea of a punishment is a funishment. Good luck getting him to actually punish you. He’d much rather overstimulate you until you’re crying, your hand fisted tight in his hair, pleading for him.

Highkey wants you to pick his clothes out too. He’s not going to tell you this. You’ll have to read his mind.

You picked out his tie for him exactly one time and he’s been riding that high ever since. He would much rather try to trick you into picking things out for him.

(“Can you grab my tie for me?” “Sure, which one?” “...Oh, y’know.”)

It’s like pulling teeth to get this guy to tell you what he wants in this regard, I’m so serious.

Also he’d love to coordinate outfits, especially for special occasions. He’s not into matching, but he loves to have a theme, something that unifies the both of you. If it’s subtle and it signifies the two of you as together without screaming it to the world, then he absolutely adores it.

"Excuse me." Your step pauses. Leon's practically pouting from his seat on the couch, arms folded over his broad chest.  “What?” You ask, smothering a smile. “I don’t think that’s what I set out for you.”  He taps his thigh, waving for you to come over to him. You gravitate towards him and stop short. You know damn well that he wants you to sit on his lap. You give a little spin instead, showing off the outfit you had selected. His brow furrows, his forehead creasing at your brazen display. “You don’t like it?” You ask, innocently enough. Leon scoffs. His hand encircles your wrist, tugging you closer. “I didn’t say that,” he says, urging you to his lap. This time, you relent. “You look very nice. But that’s not what I set out for you, is it?” You shrug. Play dumb. He can’t prove shit. “Your memory must be going, old man.” Leon tuts, tugging at a lock of your hair. His hand splays over your thigh, warm and encompassing. To his credit, he keeps his eyes on yours, not on the enticing expanse of skin that’s been bared to him so readily. “Pretty sure the dress I picked out for you was longer than this. You trying to tell me something?” “I plead the fifth.” “I guess we’ll take it to a jury of your peers, then.”

[nichiperi]

Zagf? (For the art request)

This might come as a surprise to some, but ZAGF is the only IZ ship I am truly ride or die for. I waNt theSE TWO TO BE FRIENDS!!! (⁠┛⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[female-hysterics]

Yooooooo I am currently losing what’s left of my mind thinking about Frank just spewing absolute filth while fucking reader. In between biting her of course. Ugh I need him

YES!

The filth that comes from his mouth makes you completely speechless every single time. You know he has a dirty mouth, but what comes out of his mouth leaves your ears ringing for hours

Of course even while biting you he's still mumbling against your skin, seemingly incapable of keeping quiet even while drinking your blood. Groaning and snarling and even laughing

It's definitely an experience every single time he gets his hands on you

[the-last-thread-of-my-sanity]

I picture Armin as the kind of person who had to learn the hard way that you don’t have verbally justify everything.

I see him as a child and a young teen in this fiery state of being angry (despite seeming so sunshiny all the time) about a lot of things. About the government within the walls, about what happened to his parents, about his own weaknesses and perceived inadequacies- but unlike Eren he isn’t goading people into arguments or placing value judgments on other people all the time.

But if someone goads *him* into an argument?

Oh, he will make it worse every time. Because he’s an over-thinker and by extension an over-explainer and no- you can’t walk away yet, he hasn’t finished giving you an in-depth full scope breakdown of how he arrived at this conclusion! Come back!

And maybe it gets him into trouble when he’s talking to people who either don’t care as much, or are dedicated to misunderstanding him- like bullies or more shallow cadets.

At some point by the time he moved onto the Scouts, though, he learned to pick his words and disputes more carefully and hold his cards closer to his chest. He doesn’t have to justify himself to everyone all the time. He doesn’t have to prove himself right in every instance if there’s nothing to gain from it.

I think he watches and learns from Erwin and Hange, and even to a certain extent Levi. Erwin in the way he calculates and leaves so many things intentionally unsaid as a tactical advantage. Hange in the way they are able to explain things concisely when the time calls for it and be confident in their own ideas even if no one else supports them yet. And Levi- being perceptive as ever, but practical- he doesn’t feel the need to rush to the answer or even know all the details in order to deduce quickly and act.

It’s interesting to think about Armin’s subtle growth as a leader and a strategist across the course of the story but especially in the way that it mirrors his own self-worth and how he grows apart and away from Eren in the way he finds solutions to problems.

Yet he never loses this innate urge to ‘talk things out’- and that ultimately helps him surpass even some of his mentors in some ways and prepares him for the political life that awaits him in the Post-Rumbling world.

[necrotic-nephilim]

just a housekeeping post, but if i'm slower answering asks for a bit, it's bc i'm working on SladeRobin week! none of your asks are being ignored, i just completely forgot about that until now and i want to try to complete every prompt so. pray for me, i think. but as always i love all the anons sending the lovely dead dove content <3

[vultures-and-scavengers]

no, i am a huge sucker for 'aloof character learns to lean on others and makes it through trials via the power of love and friendship and really supportive hugs' actually.

that, and enemies to lovers. she is orlesian, after all.

[mailka]

My feed is full of people saying "oh, alicent and her children are so tRaGiC" and "she fights for him so hArD" and "Aemond poor little meow meow, he just wants his mommy's love, uwu" and I'm just here sitting and not buying any of this bs

[plasticbabyart]

Imagine Stealth Elf, Europtor, and Spyro on their first day of classes, and Jet Vac just looks at them and KNOWS they're going to be trouble but best friends too.

YEAAAAAS 100% !!!!

In the first year or so it was rocky, Eruptor was very friendly to both of them and slowly became close friends but Spyro and Elf always butt heads- and everyone just KNEW they were going to be best friends!!

I think by the end of second year they were closer than ever, literally never separated- They saw that they were actually very much alike, Elf still remains Spyros biggest Critic, but in turn he's her biggest Supporter

Eruptor is happiest being in-between the two, they're both high energy while he's more mellow, he's happy when they are, being the emotional support of the group.

However, all three when together are a total pain in JVs tail feathers !!

[ohnoitsjetster]

If you say that you headcanon a character to be queer, trans, disabled, neurodivergent, or really any other social minority, I am almost certainly going to agree with you, I see zero reason not to retroactively include more marginalized groups in media. By this logic, do I hypothetically headcanon every character from everything as trans, gay, neurodivergent and disabled? Sure. Is that possibly problematic or unrealistic? No actually, it’s great and I’m having a wonderful time. Thank you