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drieddpetals · 6 months ago
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inej: *walks into the kitchen, unknowingly silent* "what's up homesicle-"
jesper: *jumps* "OH MY GOD"
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cassieisinthebasementt · 3 months ago
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Marella: Look at that geese!
Fitz: You mean goose?
Marella: No, geese.
Fitz: But there’s only one of them, geese is the plural for goose.
Marella: Geese
Fitz: Goose
Marella: G E E S E
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lafleshlumpeater · 2 years ago
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Oh Leo,
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This is exactly why you need a loving and caring partner who would drag you away from Bunker Nine and wrap you up in blankets and make sure you sleep for at least nine hours haha me
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dark-sundrop · 2 months ago
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Solar:you can’t just fall in love with a person you just met!
Nexus: . . . It might be crazy what I’m about to say-
Dark sun: its love at first sight/glance-
Solar: NO ITS NOT!
Nexus: I have feelings towards them.
Ruin: you two could have dated but because dark sun stopped liking you and changed for eclipse now you are stuck having a crush on dark sun nexus.
Dark sun: WE LIKED EACHOTHER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME…?!
Nexus: yeah…
Dark sun: OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING WITH ME!
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gerardpilled · 2 years ago
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Yesterday I was explaining that my parents got 9/11 compensation money bc my dad was a first responder and @theliquidsmyhome said “oh so you have money because 9/11? You’re just like Gerard”
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bannythesillybunny · 6 months ago
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“HOW OLD IS YOUR PLUSHIE- I MEAN SON?”
“WHAT?”
“I SAID, HOW OLD IS YOUR SON?”
“…GARFIELD!”
“HOW OLD IS GARFIELD??”
“.. 45?”
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the-nefarious-vampire · 9 months ago
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
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drieddpetals · 8 months ago
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nina & kaz: *arguing about sitting on the couch together*
jesper: "nina just go sit on that chair" *points to an all white loveseat*
nina: "yeah but that chair is completely white and it scares me"
kaz: *shoving her off the couch* "you're all white!!"
nina: "at least i'm not as pale as you! you feel a tiny sliver of sunlight and you're hissing like a vampire!!"
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eggylane · 11 days ago
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me: i feel good maybe i should go to the island where everyone hates me
*goes to isla d* *feels bad*
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hoshizoralone · 2 days ago
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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls
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clownowo · 1 year ago
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
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pixiel · 4 months ago
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This does not include obligatory 18+/16+ warnings on websites or online shopping - this is purely how others perceive you. Feel free to leave your age in the tags and how many apply to you!
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spicy-catboy · 1 year ago
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Him: "But how would you warm up my strap so you can suck on it?"
Me: "You can put it between my thighs 😇"
Him: *flusters like a the pretty boytoy he is*
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gothghostiie · 21 days ago
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something babysitter!reader waiting for price to drive them home while he's on video call with one of his friends, the little one in his lap, tapping around on the screen; until it somehow does something to make the screen go weird. he chuckles and shows you, inevitably holding the camera right onto you for a moment and showing you before turning it back on him. all you hear from the phone now is a curious hum. "who's the lil' tulip on the couch?"
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago
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This wine tastes like pigs blood!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jin zixun#wei wuxian#su she#(Su She needs to have his carrie moment before he can have his Carrie Moment.#Which means he needs to exist as a punching bag before he can hit 'em with the rebound).#My first draft of this comic had WWX slurping LWJ's wine per actual scene canon#As it really is a great scene of how WWX is willing to absorb the scandal and harm that befalls others.#It had a lot less to do with it being LWJ and more so that WWX just happens to be the kind of person who refuses to turn a blind eye.#It could have been any Lan who was being pressured (inappropriately) to drink (do not pressure anyone to drink irl PLEASE).#Because this is a romance plot it of course *is* LWJ. But don't forget that in this moment they aren't on great terms.#It's not a knight in shining armor moment - it's a 'you were being treated unjustly and I have the power to absolve you from that.'#And as we are very soon about to see - WWX certainly cannot turn away from those who need aid he can provide.#And like Jin Guangyao; that kindness is also his downfall.#By the way - that you all for the amazing community commentary on the last comic. I really loved reading everyone's thoughts!#Suyao shippers...I get it now. You had me at 'wen ning and WWX parallels'. I'll be back with a treat for you soon.#And yes 'everyone' does include the ironically named tumblr user jin zixun.#Who blocked me right before the character makes his pd-mdzs debut.#I hope you are well. You seem like you were having a real bad time yesterday.
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twistcmyk · 1 year ago
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