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inej: *walks into the kitchen, unknowingly silent* "what's up homesicle-"
jesper: *jumps* "OH MY GOD"
#this happened irl#i really don't think i walk quietly but apparently i do#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#six of crows#incorrect six of crows#incorrect soc#incorrect soc quotes#incorrect six of crows quotes
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Marella: Look at that geese!
Fitz: You mean goose?
Marella: No, geese.
Fitz: But there’s only one of them, geese is the plural for goose.
Marella: Geese
Fitz: Goose
Marella: G E E S E
#Unfunny I know#This happened irl#I was Marella#Saying goose sounds weird#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fandom#kotlc thoughts#linh song#fitz vacker
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Oh Leo,
This is exactly why you need a loving and caring partner who would drag you away from Bunker Nine and wrap you up in blankets and make sure you sleep for at least nine hours haha me
#percy jackson#incorrect pjo quotes#leo valdez#funny#olympics#sleeping is not an olympics sport leo#leo valdez simp#three days is too much idc#latino elf#go to sleep now#leo valdez x reader#fireboy#repair boy#hoo#memes#this happened irl
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Solar:you can’t just fall in love with a person you just met!
Nexus: . . . It might be crazy what I’m about to say-
Dark sun: its love at first sight/glance-
Solar: NO ITS NOT!
Nexus: I have feelings towards them.
Ruin: you two could have dated but because dark sun stopped liking you and changed for eclipse now you are stuck having a crush on dark sun nexus.
Dark sun: WE LIKED EACHOTHER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME…?!
Nexus: yeah…
Dark sun: OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING WITH ME!
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Yesterday I was explaining that my parents got 9/11 compensation money bc my dad was a first responder and @theliquidsmyhome said “oh so you have money because 9/11? You’re just like Gerard”
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“HOW OLD IS YOUR PLUSHIE- I MEAN SON?”
“WHAT?”
“I SAID, HOW OLD IS YOUR SON?”
“…GARFIELD!”
“HOW OLD IS GARFIELD??”
“.. 45?”
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Me: pspspspsps! Come here sir kitty i love you 😁 i have treats my good sir. You are the cutest most skrunkly fella little boy boy sir man baby thing guy i love you-
Ravage: *tears my face off*
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nina & kaz: *arguing about sitting on the couch together*
jesper: "nina just go sit on that chair" *points to an all white loveseat*
nina: "yeah but that chair is completely white and it scares me"
kaz: *shoving her off the couch* "you're all white!!"
nina: "at least i'm not as pale as you! you feel a tiny sliver of sunlight and you're hissing like a vampire!!"
#nina and kaz being siblings my beloved#this happened irl#six of crows#six of crows fandom#incorrect six of crows#incorrect soc#incorrect soc quotes#incorrect six of crows quotes#nina zenik#kaz brekker
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#asexuality#ace#aro#im so glad you guys are enjoying this stupid post i made at work#okay i wrote that at 3000 notes but what the FUCK is happening#10000 notes on this no effort fmk post and not one aspec i know irl#dgmw im still very happy that yall are enjoying this post but also like. come hang out with meeeeee :(#okay this is getting ridiculous. 40k notes and still no aspec irls. where the FUCK are you all
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot#i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself#just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal#my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos#but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time#portal#chell#GlaDOS#GlaD0S#my art#og post#1k#5k#10k#20k#edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place#and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing#i didn't think it would gain much attention#i was Wrong#anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline#EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you
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This does not include obligatory 18+/16+ warnings on websites or online shopping - this is purely how others perceive you. Feel free to leave your age in the tags and how many apply to you!
#Tumblr Polls#Polls#random polls#poll time#I am 30 years old and I have been ID'd for 5 of the above#It would be more but I haven't bought any 16/18+ games from an irl store#Alcohol - Scratchcards - Paracetamol (just happened again today!) - Energy Drinks & Scissors (literally happened this month)
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Him: "But how would you warm up my strap so you can suck on it?"
Me: "You can put it between my thighs 😇"
Him: *flusters like a the pretty boytoy he is*
#this happened irl#but I'm obviously anoning it teehee#I'm just doing this to tease my boytoy :3#t4t#mtf t4t#ftm t4t#mtf switch
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This wine tastes like pigs blood!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jin zixun#wei wuxian#su she#(Su She needs to have his carrie moment before he can have his Carrie Moment.#Which means he needs to exist as a punching bag before he can hit 'em with the rebound).#My first draft of this comic had WWX slurping LWJ's wine per actual scene canon#As it really is a great scene of how WWX is willing to absorb the scandal and harm that befalls others.#It had a lot less to do with it being LWJ and more so that WWX just happens to be the kind of person who refuses to turn a blind eye.#It could have been any Lan who was being pressured (inappropriately) to drink (do not pressure anyone to drink irl PLEASE).#Because this is a romance plot it of course *is* LWJ. But don't forget that in this moment they aren't on great terms.#It's not a knight in shining armor moment - it's a 'you were being treated unjustly and I have the power to absolve you from that.'#And as we are very soon about to see - WWX certainly cannot turn away from those who need aid he can provide.#And like Jin Guangyao; that kindness is also his downfall.#By the way - that you all for the amazing community commentary on the last comic. I really loved reading everyone's thoughts!#Suyao shippers...I get it now. You had me at 'wen ning and WWX parallels'. I'll be back with a treat for you soon.#And yes 'everyone' does include the ironically named tumblr user jin zixun.#Who blocked me right before the character makes his pd-mdzs debut.#I hope you are well. You seem like you were having a real bad time yesterday.
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Does anyone have any recs for reputable orgs for Jewish solidarity for Palestine?
#I've tried to scroll through stuff I've reblogged#but I have not had a consistent tagging system for everthing that's happened since october#and tbh the ones I have seen posted about#then the next time I see someone talking about them its to talk about how they're ~~~~not valid~~ bc whatever#I just need a starting point#until the next time I can talk to the IRL peeps in the community who I trust to be good starting points#my posts
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2021 vs 2024 Wow truly a twink death xD
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