#this happened irl

[drieddpetals]

inej: *walks into the kitchen, unknowingly silent* "what's up homesicle-"

jesper: *jumps* "OH MY GOD"

[cassieisinthebasementt]

Marella: Look at that geese!

Fitz: You mean goose?

Marella: No, geese.

Fitz: But there’s only one of them, geese is the plural for goose.

Marella: Geese

Fitz: Goose

Marella: G E E S E

[dark-sundrop]

Solar:you can’t just fall in love with a person you just met!

Nexus: . . . It might be crazy what I’m about to say-

Dark sun: its love at first sight/glance-

Solar: NO ITS NOT!

Nexus: I have feelings towards them.

Ruin: you two could have dated but because dark sun stopped liking you and changed for eclipse now you are stuck having a crush on dark sun nexus.

Dark sun: WE LIKED EACHOTHER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME…?!

Nexus: yeah…

Dark sun: OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING WITH ME!

[bannythesillybunny]

“HOW OLD IS YOUR PLUSHIE- I MEAN SON?”

“WHAT?”

“I SAID, HOW OLD IS YOUR SON?”

“…GARFIELD!”

“HOW OLD IS GARFIELD??”

“.. 45?”

[eggylane]

me: i feel good maybe i should go to the island where everyone hates me

*goes to isla d* *feels bad*

[hoshizoralone]

ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[pixiel]

This does not include obligatory 18+/16+ warnings on websites or online shopping - this is purely how others perceive you. Feel free to leave your age in the tags and how many apply to you!

[spicy-catboy]

Him: "But how would you warm up my strap so you can suck on it?"

Me: "You can put it between my thighs 😇"

Him: *flusters like a the pretty boytoy he is*

[drieddpetals]

nina & kaz: *arguing about sitting on the couch together*

jesper: "nina just go sit on that chair" *points to an all white loveseat*

nina: "yeah but that chair is completely white and it scares me"

kaz: *shoving her off the couch* "you're all white!!"

nina: "at least i'm not as pale as you! you feel a tiny sliver of sunlight and you're hissing like a vampire!!"

[gothghostiie]

something babysitter!reader waiting for price to drive them home while he's on video call with one of his friends, the little one in his lap, tapping around on the screen; until it somehow does something to make the screen go weird. he chuckles and shows you, inevitably holding the camera right onto you for a moment and showing you before turning it back on him. all you hear from the phone now is a curious hum. "who's the lil' tulip on the couch?"

[grossillygirl]

i have an obsession with public groping fantasies recently. i just want my tits to be grabbed, my nipples pinched and pulled and played with. someone to rub their cock on my ass, taking my hand and making me stroke them until they cum, walking around with their cum on me uhdhdbdbdb

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[bookinit02]

i really do think there’s a huge disconnect on here w/ people who have never used tiktok as to what it actually is and who actually uses it. the number of people i’ve seen call it a “teen dancing app” is actually insane. it has not been a teen dancing app since i was in high school, around 2016 - 2020. the main communities i saw on a daily basis were 1) black history/anti-racism educators, 2) high school & college teachers sharing in-classroom strategies and frustrations with the education system, 3) local/state political leaders giving real-time updates on behind-the-scenes government decisions, & 4) community activism & leadership. like tiktok is an adult platform. almost every person i interacted with was my age or older. and yes it completely depends on your fyp and how you interact with the app, yes there’s still teenagers and dance videos and literally anything else you can think of. but these communities of adults aren’t insubstantial at all, they have literally millions of interactions on a daily basis. there’s about a million other types of communities that i could name just off the top of my head, because the range of users was SO diverse and thriving. it’s a long-distance community tool, just like any other social media—and honestly much better than any other social media, because it relies primarily on the kindness of strangers. i saw at least 5-10 videos today of queer people in rural areas panicking because they don’t have any access to queer community on any other platform or in real life. and before i end this i do want to say i think tiktok is coming back, i think this is a highly orchestrated political move, etc., but i do know it won’t ever be exactly the same. people are panicking about free speech violations because tiktok was a place where people fucking SPEAK. i have never seen mass mobilization and communication in this same way for as long as i’ve been alive. it is the people’s app, not just a silly teenage thing. if you’re not on tiktok and never have been, please stop talking about it like you know anything at all😭

[twistcmyk]

[sweetdreamspootypie]

Does anyone have any recs for reputable orgs for Jewish solidarity for Palestine?