#this guy eats sand

[doughnautts]

he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

[chamoemileclown]

team red egg is now real

[lord-shitbox]

leander when he gets jealous: love bombing. gets you flowers every other day, picks you up from work without asking, shows up on your doorstep with warm breakfast in the morning (surprise!). if someone hits on you in front of him he will do some huge PDA thing like wrapping his arms around your waist and kissing your neck while looking them in the eye

ais when he gets jealous: does that thing where he locks his arms around you during a cuddle session & refuses to let you leave. if someone hits on you in front of him he will simply start a fucking fight

[solar-eclipsed]

Oh yeah I watched the II remaster and I don’t mind it at all it’s pretty good LOLLL. I just have three prayers. Keep everyone mean as fuck. Keep Balloon’s manipulation so bad that it’s genuinely ridiculous how petty these freaks are. And please bring more of Salt and Pepper’s homoerotic codependent friendship I missed them so bad

[red-the-dragon-writes]

Fellow writers who come up with wild and/or complicated as hell worldbuilding! Share some of your highlights!

I'll go first:

Two major systems of currency that dramatically increase and decrease in value across the continent in direct conjunction with which particular major country is closer;

Magical person-eating eels who have their own entire society underneath a particular city that never becomes relevant because they think everyone else is frustrating and terrible, who have exactly one (1) ambassador to interface with the outside world but who decided that everyone else was (still) frustrating and terrible and now works as an assassin for hire instead of doing that and just sends the occasional trade good back home with their stipend;

Pseudo-electricity that works by summoning spirits from outside of the world to come hang out in your batteries

[vigjluvsu]

(╯︵╰,) （；へ：）(╥_╥)

anhedonia a bich >:/

halloween soon tho yaaayyy :33

[crazyhour420]

I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND-

Philza is Time

Wilbur is wild. He eats sand.

[melancholiaenthroned]

the thing about venom is hes such a beach guy but writers keep forcing him to work in dark and grimy and nasty cities or worse -- outerspace. [she should be at the club voice] he should be surfing

[nomstellations]

Imagine this though; much like with the slime, the "prey" starts to inhale and turns the tables on the air elemental. As for fire? Well get fire eaters for reason. So what did we learn? Only earth elementals are immune to such role-reversal trickery! XD

how soon you forget....the dirt eaters are real and WILL eat dirt

[box-off]

Story time!

When I first picked up the sniper rifle I got jumpscared by Dudes breath. I sat there, eyes wide open, hands not touching the keyboard.

Like man, hello? Dude?? Why are you suddenly like 2cm away from me breathing into my ear???

But hey, I mean, I don't mind it at all-

[itzamedee]

I forgot to post the other day but omg gift for my buddy @sanditimtom

[ziracona]

Playing Lonesome Road is like

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Me: I need edible rocks

Mom: or you could just fix your iron deficiency?

Me: R O C K S

[vigjluvsu]

randump 🤘(•﹏•)⋆*

been bored all week :/

i hav two sides

[thelastsirenssong]

Jean Kirstein send tweet

[uncle-outrage]

joe biven joeee biven