#this drives me Fucking Nuts man

[caterjunes]

when i'm empress of the universe, all powered hand tools (drills, angle grinders, etc) will have two parallel flat sides so you can easily clamp them in a vice. and when you set a drill down or hold it against a square or wall or w/e, the spindle will be parallel with the work surface

[rolandkaros]

ARYNA SABALENKA [BLR] & IGA ŚWIĄTEK [POL] || MADRID FINAL & ROME FINAL || 05 04 2024 & 05 18 2024

[arminsumi]

it's the...

it's the topknot it's the cigarettes it's the katana it's the blue eyes it's the cold expression it's the puck earrings it's the "idc" attitude it's the scorpiovibes it's the 6'2-ness it's the whiteshirtblacktie it's the sneakers with a uniform it's the addam's apple it's the fact he eye-measures his laundry detergent it's the cigarettes on the balcony with black coffee

it's just aki 🥴

[ratatatastic]

on the robe saga, fors told viaplay "it was our captain's idea actually" so he was team sasha btw. which could mean nothing

(they also said "smells fresh, so you've not sauna'd in this one?" and he laughed and said he didn't he saved this one for that day)

its so personally funny to me that literally everyone is team sasha (ie. maffhew, roddy) except sasha himself its "today? barky" "barky hes the best" "matthew tkachuk and you guys know why..." "id wanna be barky in tappara!" "its gotta be barky" "probably go cap!" "id say barky!" all over again like sasha youre bias is showing here please 😭😭😭

oh! now that you bring up forsy saying he saved the robes for gameday! (can we also talk about how cute his smile is as he says it because he looks so proud of himself that he listened to his captain when he told him to save the virginity of his bathrobes for the game)

it does makes sense why forsy was missing from the pic lundy posted on his stories (not that particularly means much considering ekky aj driedges spence adam jesper swaggy gadjo and kuli are missing) but in the sense that all the boys in the pic have their robes on or have them bundled in their laps sans lundy who takes tourguide duties very seriously! but even then forsy couldn't help but join in because he has them on as an extra layer during lunchtime so the cold mustve gotten to him somehow but to know even then he didn't go into the sauna with it... mmm... your restraint is admirable...

so really knowing all this the timeline gets so funny because this idea has been bouncing around probably since bzito gave them the robes in helsinki (whether that was when they landed oct 29 or the day after oct 30 when lundy played tourguide for them) and maffhew mustve quipped "man it would be so funny if we walked in with em huh?" to sasha and promptly forgot about it because he yaps unconsciously and anything out of his mouth comes out in a fugue state and also in a very "i say shit and i dont really expect to be taken seriously" kind of way, sasha made a personal note of it in the maffhew index he keeps in his head, told the team in a very sasha esque way aka "don't dirty robes too much we're gonna wear them for the game :]" and no one took him particularly seriously because its sasha he always jokes like this haha hes not really gonna- (reminds them day of probably via text) and go oh well i guess its a prank but i'll still wear them because it's sasha (shrugs) i don't mind being the butt of the joke if it's for sasha to which they're delightfully surprised when everyone shows up in robes and it slowly starts to dawn on them none of it was a joke at all

sans forsy who takes everything his captain says very seriously and diligently follows his every word and saved the sanctity of the robes for gameday merely because sasha told him to... which could mean nothing... of course...

dear god help us all...

[g1deonthefirst]

i can't stop thinking about the parallels between g—'s death and wake's death. g— going to melbourne with the suitcase and wake going to the ninth with a baby she'd nicknamed bomb. both of them completely desperate and needing a miracle. both of them probably aware it's a doomed suicide mission but of course they're both willing to burn for what they believe in. and then the fact that g1deon specifically is the one to kill wake, on john's orders, after john stopped g—'s heart. landmine people for real.

[runningupthatvecna]

pip the magician

[ge]

tang bos grey streaks *crazy smiles*

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

‘Butter’ Jacket Shoot Sketch Day Three - V

[paradoxolotl]

Somehow I forget every time I get a haircut

[impossible-rat-babies]

I finished up all the sidequests in DT and there’s something that gets me about the heritage found + solution 9 + living memory ones do have many moments that pull at your heartstrings, but they are undercut by this lingering horror. like how a girl doesn’t remember her own mother, and no one else around her recalls her either? How eventually all the turali people accepted the regulators bc this is how life is now.

there is all this technology they have, but they cannot fathom a way to correct the world in which they live? there is no way to fight or to fix their home, but merely to exist within the shelter provided? going off of how it feels like a commentary rather than a narrative flaw, it speaks a lot to how stagnant the people of Alexandria have become. there is no past because there is no memory of the people who lived before. there is no future, as there is seemingly no way to fix the world outside of everkeep. they are as stagnant as their queen. they feel as detached from reality as the people of living memory do. it’s two sides of purgatory.

note: I’m not blaming the ppl of tural for accepting the reality of their circumstances. it’s merely them being put in a situation where that was their only recourse and it’s dogshit to have to accept this is the way it goes, but when there’s not much choice…

[aikuse]

one like and i go upstairs and steal my partner's keyboard and mouse and throw them in the garbage like ron swanson

[a03-anxiousandafraid]

I honestly thought recovering from surgery would give me the time and disposition to try to dust off all my ao3 wips but instead I got frustrated with how messy the apartment is and tidied up while "dancing" (I still can't bend very much so imagine penguin waddles and little booty shakes) in the kitchen at 1:30 am to one song that has been stuck in my head... I will absolutely regret this when I wake up later...

[possumteeths]

As someone who reads like a LOT of dumb romance books, one thing that ticks me off is that the authors always strive so hard for body diversity when it comes to ladies, but that courtesy is never given to the guys. All dudes are always described to be square jawed and muscled and very tall and like… its boring lol.

Its not woke or special to go out of your way to diversify women’s bodies and describe them to be different and then write 1018301 books with the same muscled beefcake abs upon abs motherfucker but like with different hair colors or something. Such emphasis on the lovely softness of plus size women, but then clear disgust for fat or softness when it comes to a guy. Sure. Alright. I hate it.

[magnoliamyrrh]

god the way men get offended at women trying to defent themselves always sends me fuming. theres some youtube video of some dumbass american dick getting on the womens only section of a train in japan (they had to make women only sections because sexual harassment assault and groping was so prominent in mixed spaces) and the asshole is walking around in there talking at the top of his lungs abt how this is just like saudi arabia and hes being discriminated while making all of these women uncomfortable in a space meant for not dealing w mens shit. dear lord they should make a cart separate only for him and lock him in there forever

[catboynutsack]

sorry not sorry but what is it with white ppl on Food Network committing micro aggressions towards POC chefs, especially BIPOC women making more cultural food. and these poor people have to awkwardly laugh at the jokes at their expense. stop making racist comments towards your contestants and treat them with equal respect regardless of skin tone I fucking beg you

[david-watts]

becoming a little bit evil because my room's in a mess and I can't really do anything about it until other things happen and I am so so so tempted to be a complete and utter arsehole until it happens because. honestly if I don't it won't happen. but if I do that I open myself up to getting into even more shit than I already am by just existing