#im stunned into silence

[runningupthatvecna]

pip the magician

[bahoreal]

article

[variksel]

anthony burch 🤝 brennan lee mulligan

being totally caught off-guard by one of their players' reactions to a reveal about their character lore being jokey and happy instead of shock and sadness

[opikiquu]

aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

[averlym]

"careful, or i'll quote that"

[good-beanswrites]

Imagine the awkwardness if in that Mikoto Prank Show ask however, if no one but Es and Jackalope were in on it… And they somehow got everyone’s crimes perfectly right.

LMAO 💀💀💀

Jackalope and Es are in on it, and they don’t even need to guess them -- the machine can be legit! As any good businessmen, they put this newfound life-changing technology to good use: reality TV. They get a hold of 10 random people, planning on editing and splicing the videos to make up some crazy stories about crime and guilt and see how people react. They chose an range of people that might feel guilt over something -- they assume doctors feel bad for losing patients even though they did their best, or policemen regret the people they can't save, or chronically online people feel responsible for things they're connected to -- but that's all.

They get to Haruka’s interrogation and Es comes back to the team going, “hey, did you guys watch the video? Crazy that this guy killed animals, huh.” Then Yuno’s rolls around and they go “shit I never would have thought she was the type for that, now she’s overthinking her abortion…” Then Fuuta. “What are the chances that so many people feel incredibly guilty over someone else’s death? Does everyone feel a secret responsibility for something that happened indirectly?” Then Muu. “Okay that was pretty direct. How did we find these people? Should we contact anyone about this? No? Okay.” Shidou. “?????” By the time they get to Mahiru’s interrogation and she readily admits to murder they’re like “yeah okay, I had a feeling.”

The funniest part is, Mikoto is the team's only hopeful case! From the very beginning, they hear him talking around the prison and everyone breathes a long sigh of relief. “Finally! A normal, not-murdery guy! Our show is saved! We have someone real to prank!” … And then.

(Slightly off-topic but I’ve always wanted to write a comedy normal au in which Es befriends the cast in different areas of their life; Amane is transferred to their school after her incident, Mahiru works in a nearby store, Shidou works at their local clinic, etc.) One by one they get close enough to Es to really trust them, and each confess to being involved with a death that was either indirect or very well covered up. The first few times it’s a beautiful moment of trust and vulnerability, but after like five confessions Es is sitting there like “seriously?? How does this keep happening????”)

[eldritch-nightmare]

he is everything to me

[riacte]

Etho in mcc. I think I’m hallucinating girl wh

[thedrotter]

sweet sweet re:kinder community... I would like to ask y'all how you came upon the game and your experiences with it because i wanna know. im genuinely so curious to hear about other people's experiences and little opinions about this game because of how wild the game is (/pos) I'd love to hear it. do ramble to me about it

[roughentumble]

oh my GOD, watching a movie called Grizzly 2: the Revenge and the tagline is "37 years in the making" bc some of it was originally filmed in 1983 but was never released until 2020, so it's got like an opening scene filmed obviously in the late 2010s then cuts to scenes filmed in '83 lol

and it 'stars' fucking George Clooney, Laura Dern, and Charlie Sheen

CLOONEY DERN AND SHEEN???? OH MY GOD

[hyptanyl]

people who don't respect others because they don't understand you or think lesser of you don't deserve your respect in return.

im tired of people thinking of me as less than a person or treating me differently/wrongly just because im mentally ill. i shouldn't have to wear long sleeves just so I don't get told im a fucking weirdo by unknown people in public.

i am tired of living in a world where people think badly of me just because i can't do the things that others do easily or because i function differently and in my own ways to make myself comfortable. im fed up and tired.

[notpetals]

damn this usb dongle i sent through the wash and dryer still works

[slutforwings]

xkcs's lucky 10000 comic yes yes sure people are constantly learning and discovering things. its fine! but during lunch my coworker went 'huh sorry whats going on in palestine? is there a war or something?' and i just feel like thats not in the same category as 'wow never heard of diet coke and mentos'

[katagawajr]

found the world’s most [REDACTED] outfit for gale to wear 🙈

[yibyeol]

it’s been a while since he’s seen her that excited. he knows her well enough to know that she’d argue that she’s excited about a lot of things, but noah’s fairly sure that given all the years they have spent together, he’d be damned if he couldn’t tell if a smile of hers was genuine or not. “it’s just a dinner, right?” he asks again, despite already knowing the answer as his eyes trail her movements across their living room. she’s said it was supposed to be a surprise, and surprisingly she’s been very adamant in her decision of keeping him in the dark. but as long as she’s smiling--like how she’s been in the past week--he’s more than willing to play along. instead of answering him, thea’s picking up the car keys, then dropping it back on the table again as she turns to him. “we probably shouldn’t drive, right? what if there’s alcohol involved?” noah could almost hear the wheels in her brain turning, so he makes his way over, placing his hands on her shoulders and bending down a little to look at her straight in the eye. “thea. didn’t you say we’re gonna be late? and that was ten minutes ago.” at her widened eyes, a hearty laugh escapes him as he lets her all but pushes him out the door. now he’s beyond curious to know what exactly is up. 

thea has no idea when this habit of hers started, but from some point, all she does when she gets anxious is to keep herself busy. busy enough that she couldn’t stop to think about anything else other than the task on hand, like glancing at the map application on her phone now, despite having already memorized the route to the restaurant ever since steven extended his invitation. noah’s quiet as he walks beside her, and thea wishes he would say something, talk to her so she could get distracted, or maybe she should tell him what this is really about so she could see his reaction, even though she isn’t quite sure what to expect--and she sees it then. the little stall selling flowers that they just passed has her coming to a pause, turning sideways to stare at it. maybe she’s imagining it, and she probably is considering the various smells of new york lingering in the air, but the vibrant colors and fresh scents of the flowers have her approaching the stall. looking back in hindsight, thea thinks maybe she probably shouldn’t have stopped and actually stood there choosing, because they were already running late. but when she held up the few pieces of tulips in her hands to inspect them closer,  hen noah approached from behind her to pay for them wordlessly, and when they finally made their way to the restaurant and she was quick to spot steven, and her, she couldn’t help but think maybe she did a pretty good job in choosing just the prettiest petals. because it’s easier to think that lily only looks that surprised because of it. “hey,” she starts, smiling at steven first before her gaze lands on lily then, only to quickly drop it as she then holds the small bouquet of tulips out towards the female. “thought you might like this. congrats on your movie.” 

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Kirk and spock are really the ideal will they won't they couple because they both have reasons for why they wouldn't confess (spock is embarrassed by his own feelings and kirk WOULD be the guy who goes 'it's not anyone's business but my own how I feel for mr spock' and also because he's captain he's not allowed) but they also have reasons for why they would be the first to confess (spock is very logical and would come forward with his feelings if he thought even for a second they were interfering with how he does his job and kirk is. Kirk.)