#but Come On

[soph-yagami]

I WAS READING A 600K SLOWBURN, AND THEY WERE FINALLY HOLDING HANDS AFTER 29 CHAPTERS

AHHURGHJJJJJHHHHHJRJEKENEHHHHHURGHAHHHHHHHHHHH

[lyss-sketchbox]

Lord of the Murky Depths

[monster-slxt]

So my vibrator's battery has gone to shit and I'm looking for replacements right?

Well I found this

And I just need everyone to see it

[lover-of-mine]

"Buck is attached to this symbolism of couches being related to relationships, and that's not something that's actually going away anytime soon."

[birdy-babe]

I saw someone point this out on twitter and I- widjwidheuwddhek

Do you know what’s funny about Vassago potentially being a Stolas love interest in s2???

Just look at him

He’s red with a white face… two dark striped spike-like things coming out the back of his head…. Glasses that give the appearance of yellowish eyes…. wearing a suit-like outfit…

I wonder who else fits that description…

[whimprone]

What do you mean some people think the ending of 2x3 was too weird? Are we watching the same show? Ed is such a down bad cringefail nerd, of fucking COURSE he would imagine Stede as a mermaid

[eternalmomentss]

I think saying Dorian is being irrational and blinded by the behavior of a single betrayer god really isn't fully true because while yes only the Spider Queen directly forced Opal to kill Cyrus, the Wildmother and the Matron did fuck all to help them even after they begged for it. They chose their sibling. Just like they did in Downfall. They see their mortal children as lesser beings. And they can just do it with little consequence. There is an imbalance. That is what he despises.

[knightmareross]

Kirby lore

[shibbledibble22]

GOD I HATE THESE THINGS

Pay attention to the left side of the screen 🙃😭

[tremendously-crazy]

sometimes, i forget that people ship sherlock holmes with characters other than watson. genuinely startles me

[undreaming-fanfiction]

A small domestic scene with Eddie re-reading the Lord of the Rings, specifically when Gimli is mesmerized by Galadriel. He asks her for one hair from heir fair head, she gives him three, and Gimli vows to set them in stone in his house.

Eddie reads about the hair “which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the gems of the mine.” 

Eddie looks up from the book and stares at his sleeping boyfriend, or more precisely, his chest hair.

"I get it now," he mutters and goes back to reading.

[galacticlamps]

if i was edwin payne and a giant inter-dimensional ghost-eating mushroom was about to consume me and my bff of 30+ years on the same day i went out of my way to dress up nice because i literally just figured out i was deeply and completely in love with him and despite my 100+ years of edwardian-era repression i already decided i needed to share this information with him as soon as possible because we are indeed that close, and said best friend/love of my life decided to take his hand off the branch/root thing we were clinging to trying not to get swallowed just so he could put his hand over mine for comfort in what even the evil witch attempting to obliterate us felt the need to comment on for being a sweet final moment, i would simply pass away. again.

[teaboot]

So I've been trying to buy pants and it reminded me that everything is sized so small and I got angry again because

BEHOLD: AN OBESE PERSON

[thebluemallet]

My sincerest apologies to season 2 Colin.

When you said you were feeding the ducks and the camera cut to a swan, I made fun of you. I assumed you didn't know the difference between ducks and swans. Or someone in the editing room used the wrong footage.

But I have only recently learned that a female swan is a PEN.

(There are also ducks in the background if you squint. I couldn't find that specific GIF again, sorry. Just go back and watch the episode.)

[your-mums-nuts]

We just gonna pretend Charlie is not harbouring a little crush on Mac after this? Okay.

[mxfrodo]

y'all for fucking real. don't fucking write slave fics or x reader fics of aventurine's slavery??? are you guys out of your goddamn minds???