#but Come On

[knightoflodis]

Are you telling me this catfish is a poor boy?

I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

[lyss-sketchbox]

Lord of the Murky Depths

[monster-slxt]

So my vibrator's battery has gone to shit and I'm looking for replacements right?

Well I found this

And I just need everyone to see it

[lover-of-mine]

"Buck is attached to this symbolism of couches being related to relationships, and that's not something that's actually going away anytime soon."

[racsik]

YOU KNOW WHAT WHILE IM AT IT, THIS IS NOT A GOOD DRAWING. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE STARTED HATING ONE OF MY DRAWINGS JUST CUS IT GOT ATENTION. GUYS. I HAVE BETTER DRAWINGS. PLEASE LOOK AT MY OTHER SHIT. I SEWAR ANY TIME NOW I GET A TUMBLER NOTIFICATION I JUST KNOW. I KNOW. AND I FEAR IT...

This is such a random crossover but I love it so much

also, this was supposed to be a quick sketch but then I accidentally fused the line art layer with the sketch layer🥲

[birdy-babe]

I saw someone point this out on twitter and I- widjwidheuwddhek

Do you know what’s funny about Vassago potentially being a Stolas love interest in s2???

Just look at him

He’s red with a white face… two dark striped spike-like things coming out the back of his head…. Glasses that give the appearance of yellowish eyes…. wearing a suit-like outfit…

I wonder who else fits that description…

[whimprone]

What do you mean some people think the ending of 2x3 was too weird? Are we watching the same show? Ed is such a down bad cringefail nerd, of fucking COURSE he would imagine Stede as a mermaid

[eternalmomentss]

I think saying Dorian is being irrational and blinded by the behavior of a single betrayer god really isn't fully true because while yes only the Spider Queen directly forced Opal to kill Cyrus, the Wildmother and the Matron did fuck all to help them even after they begged for it. They chose their sibling. Just like they did in Downfall. They see their mortal children as lesser beings. And they can just do it with little consequence. There is an imbalance. That is what he despises.

[knightmareross]

Kirby lore

[shibbledibble22]

GOD I HATE THESE THINGS

Pay attention to the left side of the screen 🙃😭

[undreaming-fanfiction]

A small domestic scene with Eddie re-reading the Lord of the Rings, specifically when Gimli is mesmerized by Galadriel. He asks her for one hair from heir fair head, she gives him three, and Gimli vows to set them in stone in his house.

Eddie reads about the hair “which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the gems of the mine.” 

Eddie looks up from the book and stares at his sleeping boyfriend, or more precisely, his chest hair.

"I get it now," he mutters and goes back to reading.

[teaboot]

So I've been trying to buy pants and it reminded me that everything is sized so small and I got angry again because

BEHOLD: AN OBESE PERSON

[thebluemallet]

My sincerest apologies to season 2 Colin.

When you said you were feeding the ducks and the camera cut to a swan, I made fun of you. I assumed you didn't know the difference between ducks and swans. Or someone in the editing room used the wrong footage.

But I have only recently learned that a female swan is a PEN.

(There are also ducks in the background if you squint. I couldn't find that specific GIF again, sorry. Just go back and watch the episode.)

[your-mums-nuts]

We just gonna pretend Charlie is not harbouring a little crush on Mac after this? Okay.

[mxfrodo]

y'all for fucking real. don't fucking write slave fics or x reader fics of aventurine's slavery??? are you guys out of your goddamn minds???