"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"
"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"
"cool!"
[100 years later]
"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"
"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"
"..."
"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"
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i can be your chimra....or yuor dungeon lord
※ please do not repost my art ※
➜ commission and ko-fi links in bio
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this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻♀️
so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)
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pov you rescued your crewmate from a forced marriage but he's not that grateful and insists you carry him back to the ship
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Some of my fave guys in level 100 crafter gear - but opted out of the giant mittens for Estinien. Should I complete this set with level 100 gatherer gear? MAYBEEeeE. See below the cut on who is wearing which gear.
Update: I posted the gatherer gear sets here. Enjoy!
Thancred - Carpenter
Estinien - Blacksmith
Ardbert - Armourer
Erenville - Goldsmith
Koana - Leatherworker
Emet-selch - Weaver
Aymeric - Alchemist
G’raha - Culinarian
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hi so basically i've fallen into salmonmac hell and have sucked up every ounce of content like an ameoba. finished hit the road recently and i like their wedding outfits from the dress up minigame a normal amount
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Drew Gabriel in a dress . . . again ✨
This dress genuinely fits him so well AAAAAA!
Heres the dress for reference <3
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