#this book destroyed me istg

[berlingotesque]

Little dump of some of my old dusty drawings and a lil doodle I made of my boys.

[bunnybisexual]

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[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

#we as a society need to move past this 'lotr is above criticism' mindset #'grrm totally missed the point of lotr!!' no YOU missed the point of that quote and also asoiaf #how does no one include the 'what did they do with the rest of the orcs? did they kill the little baby ones too?' part? #the point isn't dismissive of tolkien it's critical of modern fantasy's tendency to avoid these questions #and opt instead for a black and white conflict that doesn't examine the humanity on either side #grrm has gone on about how he admires tolkien. taking a quote that expresses his desire for fantasy to expand and explore #and claiming it's some sort of faux intellectualism just because it makes you uncomfortable #is incredibly small minded and harmful actually and I'm sick of pretending it's not

everyone who doesn't include the full quote when mocking GRRM's "what was Aragorn's tax policy" rhetorical question owes me $200

[tired-demonspawn]

after reading the book of bill, i need them to make out sloppy style

i mean uhhhh i now change my selection that i made in this post to: one sided(divorced), funny(divorced) and divorced(divorced) where they had a good thing once at karaoke night and both will not let go of that mentally

either making them think "of course he'll come around he needs me, he needs me so bad *sob* it makes him look stupid, he's so stupid i'm so over him actually *sob*, dating humans is so last week, what was his name again? i'm so over him. i'm so over him!"

or making it harder to listen to the obvious green flag romance option college roommate(fiddle forgives him in like a minute flat???? absolute sweetheart?????? what????) and then when the truth smacks him across the face transforming that passion and devotion into hatered and singleminded goal of destroying him.

and years later thinking of it as folly of youth and dismissing it, even tho that one fucking karakoe night haunts him as much as it does bill

not saying they did a lil foolin around only on that one karaoke night, but that "one thing lead to another" is stamped onto the inside on my eyelids istg

anyway in summary:

did the old man fuck that triangle? yes.

[maxdibert]

can i vent here?

i wanna scream every time marauders stans pulling snape-creepy-obsessive-stalker narrative (ugh but he’s not the one with a tracking map and invisible cloak, is he?)

or

when regulus stans(that are also anti snape) listing reasons why they like his character in canon discussions, and they just…describing canon snape???(i guess fanon too impactful for them huh)

istg they were not this bad before, i have a theory that the shift on the behaviour of these stans is marked by the existence of ⏰app and *redacted* fic

This obsession with Regulus has really caught me by surprise because I’ve been out of the fandom for a few years, and when I first got into it back in the days of Fanfiction.net and LiveJournal, he wasn’t a character anyone really paid attention to, or at least if they did, they portrayed him as a sort of 70s Draco Malfoy and that was about it. The fact that he’s now being treated as a victim of abuse and mistreatment who had no choice but to join the Death Eaters is laughable to me because it’s well-established in canon (Sirius himself says it) that his brother always followed the family’s rules and was actually Walburga’s favorite because of it. (Though I’ve always thought that if Walburga had so much contempt for her eldest son, it wasn’t just about politics, but because Sirius and she had very similar personalities: both were uncontrollable and insufferable, and she couldn’t stand seeing herself reflected in someone who despised everything she valued. And that Regulus probably had a calmer, more malleable, less confrontational character like his father. But anyway.)

Regulus is no martyr. Regulus was a young aristocrat completely aligned with his social class and its prevailing ideas, just like Draco or many of the Slytherins who were Death Eater children during Harry’s time. I’ve always seen Regulus as similar to Narcissa (in contrast to Sirius, who’s like Bellatrix) with pride in his surname and bloodline, with the belief that being who they are makes them superior to others, and with the firm conviction that those beneath them are worth much less or nothing at all. And, like Narcissa, I don’t see him as sadistic, just someone who joined what he joined feeling quite sure of himself but then got scared when things got out of hand. It’s something that happens to many people who join far-right groups, completely convinced of what they’re seeking, but then back down when they come face-to-face with extreme violence. But to project him as some poor victim… Please. Not only is it incoherent and a betrayal of canon, but it also takes away all the character’s depth. You’re stripping away the tragedy of his regret. You’re robbing him of the chance to become disillusioned with what happened and rebel against it. It’s a mess.

I’m convinced that the new Marauders fans simply hate Snape because: 1) he’s the living, canonical representation that their favorite characters were bullies and abusers, and it completely destroys the narrative they’ve created of the idyllic, super-progressive group of friends; 2) because they’re classist jerks who prefer to fangirl over the cool rich kids with money and status who are on the dark side, essentially turning it into some kind of magical Gossip Girl; and 3) because he’s not canonically attractive, and therefore they can’t make aesthetic TikTok videos with him. It’s such a superficial and absurd perspective, much like treating as canon a bunch of characters whose personalities, relationships, and stories don’t exist in the books because for most of them, we only know their names. But hey, fans like this have just enough brain cells to not crap themselves, so…

[spacy-snail]

Parts of the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes movie that did the book dirty

Spoilers!!

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• Snow is the one to suggest feeding the tributes, not stumbling across Sejanus already doing it

• The downgrade of the whole rat problem/rat poison thing

• Grandma’am is nice now???

• The almost total removal of Clemensia’s character, her being a weird suck up instead of her making a normal teen lie, and the fallout showing the absolute apathy Dr Gaul has (and also making Snow realize he can’t even trust the Capitol)

• Dr Gaul literally spelling out what the snakes do and Clemensia still sticking her hand in that stupid snake tank

• Not having Snow calling Lucy Gray “mine” in a creepy way even once to show how he feels he has ownership of her from the very beginning

• The EXTREME downgrade of Snow and Sejanus’ relationship, and the weird bond he has with the Plinths in general

• Ma Plinth erasure

• Tigris erasure

• Getting rid of Arachne’s funeral

• Snow not going out of his way to get Lucy Gray a guitar

• Having a blink and you’ll miss it throwaway line of the tributes and Academy students that died in the explosion

• Not showing the other tributes that did the interview

• Not showing Mama Snow’s compact until Coriolanus deciding to give it to Lucy Gray

• Lucy Gray and Snow didn’t kiss before she went into the games??? I feel like that added and extra layer of her wanting to survive but idk

• The erasure of the iconic “it’s not over until the mockingjay sings” line

• The drones never being fixed was a super weird choice and I’m not sure if I liked it or not

• Snow being super suspicious and running out to put something with Lucy Gray’s scent in the snake tank instead of just getting lucky and putting it in there on the off chance instead of it being predetermined

• The Games ending with the snake scene instead of Lucy Gray having to be clever to outwit her opponents, like I get it’s dramatic but that scene with Dr Gaul was just so weird to me

• Highbottom TELLING Snow to sign up for the Peacekeepers instead of just implying it and also telling him to keep his identity anonymous instead of Snow doing it out of pride

• Sejanus not telling Snow about the diploma he literally bargained for for him

• Sejanus showing up on the train instead of after Snow gets to District 12 and has to wallow in what his life is now before having finally having someone that actually knows him

• Snow not having IMMEDIATE beef with the mockingjays

• Snow not calling Sejanus his brother until the moment he betrayed him

• Them playing the Jabberjay audio at the hanging instead of Snow having to sit with his guilt and finding out via the commander was so so SO cringy omg

• Snow finding out he was going to District 2 BEFORE finding out about the hunt for the guns and who killed the mayor’s daughter was so so weird like why did they choose to do it in that order I feel like it took away all suspense of wondering when the other shoe was going to drop

• Lucy Gray looking that man in the eye and calling herself a loose end while he has a gun in his hand and not getting shot then and there was the most unrealistic part of the movie istg

• Not showing the Plinths in the apartment with them at all and just kinda having a throwaway line about where the money’s coming from

• Dr Gaul never says that she destroyed all evidence of the 10th game because of everything that happened with Snow, Lucy Gray, Sejanus, and the other dead Capitol children

• Snow not throwing away the morphine and Highbottom digging to get it, and instead just leaving it on the desk, idk it takes away the agency of the murder to me, less like an accident and less thought out (and on top of that, not showing how meticulous he was with poisoning the morphine so it couldn’t be traced back to him)

[fwitolei]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x09 - Stardust

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“I called her my ‘unicorn’”

Okay why the FUCK are we starting with a villain backstory that I already know is gonna end horribly because he’s talking about his daughter in past tense

*mentally preparing*

*dEEp sigh*

*grabs tissues* Okay here we go

“Her name was Leola”

THE LOVE IN HIS EYES UGH—

ALSO leola’s last wish? The starr???

Woah runaan what happened to you—

It’s like ttm when the other moonshadow elves were in their phantom forms attacking rayla

Oh wait why aren’t tiadrin and lain like that—

Ooh maybe cuz runaan and the other elves had unfinished business maybe rayla’s parents were at peace when they died

That is a BIG BOOK what—

OMG SO THE CUBE DOES DO STUFF

I wonder what that book is and where it is now

“There is proof. A witness… Anak Arao”

Are you telling me that a little child got arrested for breaking the flow of the universe because a fuckass dragon saw her FLOATING R O C K S in front of a human—

wait if leola gave PRIMAL magic to humans (cuz dark magic didn't exist at the time) is that why callum can do magic???

“If you so choose, you may die alongside your daughter.”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHAT KIND OF MERCY IS THAT

“It was rescued? By who?”

“Me.”

Bro she waited so long to say that lol—

“We love you, Rayla.”

I’m glad she decided to let her parents go

That way they can stay together instead of ripping one of them from death and having them spend the rest of their life without the other

And it’s also like does she choose mom or dad yk this way she doesn’t have to make that choice

“There’s nothing to fear. Close your eyes.”

OMG STOP this shit is wild

I feel so bad for aaravos this is not okay—

he was such a good father he's a completely different person now

istg the dad's in this show L O V E their daughters ugh

THEY FUCKING ATOMIZED HER

NOOOOOOOOOO

Oh look the star on his chest is black and upside down now

So he became the “fallen star” because of Leola’s death

FUCK OFF MERCIFUL ONE

Nah that line official kicked off his villain arc that’s for sure

“Ethari.”

AWWWW STOPPPPPP

The cheezy romance in this show is top tier ugh—

“I’m your daughter.”

GAWD THAT WAS CLOSE

Yuhhh tiadrin and lain were together but ethari’s all alone he needs his husband back 😭

Runaan isn’t done with xadia he wasn’t supposed to die I bet that’s why he was that angry phantom thingy

“He isn’t doing anything for love, he’s doing it for revenge.”

YES TERRY talk her down

Even thought aaravos has EVERY RIGHT to get revenge on those fuckers

YAYY RUNAAN’S BACK

What’s up with the coin why’s callum examining it like that

“Is that…Katolis?”

OOP he found out—

OMG EZRAN FOUND OUT TOO

welp time for the brothers to spiral together in to self-deprecation and blame—

Aaravos getting his anime-girl transformation

Omg he’s hERE aaahhhhhhhh

OH MY GOSH HE’S HUGE

WHAT

Why’s he so HUGE now wtf—

He wasn’t that huge in the flashback—

Oooooohhhh my gosh—

Oooooomgggggggggggg the shock factor in this season was C R A Z Y. Aaravos is out and he’s ready to wreak havoc that is def gonna be interesting. I get the feeling Terry’s gonna join Team Zym because he’s not so invested in aaravos’s plans and whatnot and i think he’s gonna wanna try save claudia. Callum is gonna FLIP OUT when he finds out that aaravos is out and he took the candy to the starscraper that’s gonna be bad. And EZRAN TOOO we never see ezran so worked up like we did this season and i’m scared and a little curious to see how he’s gonna be now that katolis is pretty much destroyed. But hey only 3 months until s7 :P

[ijustreallylikepirates]

DCASE13!!!

-NO DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME WATCH TREVOR CRY AGAIN

-“now why you crying like a little bitch?” HAHAHAHA YEAH NINA

-ALEC AND RIYA YOU ALCOHOLICS LMAOOO

-Connor is that one of Alec’s books??? 🤨

-AIDEN YELLING SHUT UP HAD ME LMAO

-OMG ALEC AND RIYA ARE DRUNK THIS SHOULD MAKE THE EPISODE INTERESTING

-oh Alec…

-I feel so bad wait ☹️

-poor baby

-WHAT THE HELL???

-ALEC AND RIYA KISS

-HELLO???

-YEAH GRETT STAND UP TO YUL

-“I’m happy for you and that lesbian behind the tree” LMAOO

-YEAH GRETT BREAK UP WITH YUL

-GRETT ISTG HE TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT LEAVE HIM

-“vegan carpet muncher” HAHAHAHAHA

-EW I CANT WITH KRISTAL AND DEREK RIGHT NOW

-Kristal please stop it with the challenge related jokes it didn’t go so well in episode 6

-“ELECTRICITY 😈” I CANT THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME

-“and I can take some annoying kids” honestly me too yul

-wait so what is Alec gonna do? 💀

-“what’s VR 😐✋”

-RIYA SETTING ALEC ON FIRE LMAOO

-WHYD HE SCREAM LIKE THAT IM DEAD

-OH ALEC YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR RIYA???

-YOURE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS FOR CONNOR ☹️

-JAKE YOU SOUND LIKE YOURE TRYING TO SHIT YOURSELF 💀💀💀

-ALEC SLAPPING JAKE WITH A ROCK LMAOO

-AIDEN WHY WHY DID YOU KILL ALEC HOW DARE YOU

-“rest in pieces asshole” HAHAHAHA

-I like to see Jake and Aiden actually getting along

-CONNOR STRANGLING YUL LMAOOO

-THE VILLAINS ARE SO BADASS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

-YEAH GRETT BEAT YULS ASS

-YEAH GRETT BREAK UP WITH YUL AND GET THAT DINOSAUR TO KILL HIM YOU GO GIRL

-I love how she did that mostly for gabby too girl friendship goes so hard

-YEAH GRETT GET HIM

-I love you so much Grett you slay

-BYE YUL YOU SUCK LMAOOO

-GET SERVED HAHAHAHA

-“Connor you’re old 😡” IM DEAD

-“Aiden you’re a twink” DECEASED 💀

-“Jake youre a twink part 2” ASHES ASHES DUST TO DUST

-“gabby fuck you bitch” no fuck you yul this is why you just got voted out

-YUL FLIPPING THEM OFF AS HE LEFT LMAOO

-YEAH GRETT SHOW HIM THAT FINGER

THIS EPISODE HAD ME FUCKING ROLLING I HAD TO KEEP PAUSING THE EPISODE TO CRACK UP EVERY TIME

This episode also mentally destroyed me

WHY

DID

ALEC

AND

RIYA

KISS!?!?!?!?!?!?

THAT WAS JUST SO… NOT IT

sorry to the Aleriya fans but I just can’t

Happy we got the Alec family namedrop through

I REALLY WANT ALEC TO WIN MAN YOU CAN DO THIS I BELIEVE IN YOU DO IT FOR SHERYL AND DANIEL

[emilynyaesmp]

I FIGURED ASMP OUT… I think? (A.k.a your average rant Abt a theory with like to pieces of evidence, from yours truly, me)

OK OK OK. SO…

EDEN. WE’VE SEEN A BOOK ABT EDEN IN ASMP TWICE NOW, AND I THINK I’VE FIGURED OUT WHY.

ASMP, the simulation, is Eden. LOOK HERE ME OUT OK?

in Christianity, the garden of Eden is supposed to be, like, the perfect place.

like how ASMP is, in Guqqie’s own words, a fantasy.

in the bible, Adam and Eve are kicked out of the garden of Eden because Eve took the apple of Knowledge.

Like how the world is destroyed by Aimsey’s search for knowledge, it’s destroyed by Aimsey finding out to much.

SO

my theory is that ASMP is supposed to be the creators idea of what a perfect world would be for Aimsey, so that they can keep them there and find out about them and their powers.

@aimseytv istg I better not have looked to much into this 😭😭

[starfishthestarfish]

𝕽𝖆𝖌 𝕯𝖔𝖑𝖑

Sub!Hyunggu(PTG) x Dom!Male

Word count: 555

Warnings: NSFW (minors dni), pwp, and they were roommates, rough sex, mentions of fingering, knife play, blood play, spanking, mentions of anal penetration, denial, torture, idk if i forgot smth, ok bye. but did i forget something?

I'm late lol. Gonna publish double post this week. Also, there is not enough Pentagon content out there istg.

This smut belongs to one of my unpublished book, edited to fit Hyunggu.

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Kinktober 2024 - Week 3: Knife Play/Blood

"He wanted to be pushed past his limits, taste death on his tongue and fear his lover. He enjoyed feeling the adrenaline through his veins every time blood spilled out of the trail the knife left. He wanted to take anything they might give him, to be broken and then be brought back in pieces just to shatter and play all over again, as if he didn't have a life of his own."

Hyunggu winced and pulled back his hands when he felt the familiar cold metal touch piercing his back at a torturing pace, gasping. He couldn't move his hands more than a few inches due to them being tied up to the bedposts. 

He leisurely remembered the events that took him to this place; playing truth or dare with his roommate, a dare request going too far, and his roommate asking him to undress, fingering him for a few rounds from behind while standing up until Hyunggu's knees wavered and couldn't keep him on his feet anymore and his roommate had to grip tightly his waist. It didn't take long for him to get tired of his squirming and place him over the bed face-first, tying his hands above his head on each bedpost to proceed with the torture. His roommate was not really worried about Hyunggu's drowsy state, since he acted as if he could take anything before they began. And Hyunggu hadn’t said his safe word yet. 

"Do you wanna give up yet?" His roommate suggested leaning over Hyunggu to look at him, even though his dark bangs were covering most of his eyes. Hyunggu didn't answer, closing his eyes again when he was aware there was no knife on him anymore, whimpering almost quietly. His cock was burning in need, leaking so much pre-cum he had a wet patch right underneath him on the bed. His roommate smiled, straightening his posture and gazing at Hyunggu's blood-tinted back and red ass, proof of all the spanking he had done to him, "Are you really that proud?"

Hyunggu forced himself to react and shake his head in between pants, signaling he actually didn’t want to give up yet. His pride wouldn’t let him. And his roommate chuckled. 

"You’re crazy…," His roommate mumbled, dropping the knife on the bed to slowly rub his bruised sides. Hyunggu hid his face in the pillow and felt his roommate’s hands lowered to squeeze his asscheeks. Hyunggu moaned and fisted his hands, whining something too low to hear, "What was that? You have to speak louder if you want me to hear you," His roommate mocked, spanking him one more time, earning a gasp from Hyunggu.

"Please," Hyunggu mewled louder this time, head turning to lay on his cheek to speak easier, panting heavily, eyes teary, "I need you inside…," Hyunggu was able to say in between his pants, making his roommate stop in his tracks.

"Really?" He turned around to look at Hyunggu's messy state, surprised. That wasn’t part of the dare, and he was shocked Hyunggu was that needy. Hyunggu nodded quickly, "How much?"

"Please, fuck me hard,” he tried to control his breathing, “I need to come…," He whined, eyes closed tight to try to lessen his embarrassment. It didn’t help, but he felt his hole gaping in need of something bigger, desperate to come after being denied for so long. 

"If that’s what you want…” His roommate answered, watching his body shivering, sticky, and wet with fluids, and yet he hadn’t finished even once, “You better not come at me tomorrow,” he smiled and climbed behind him, unbuckling his pants. He heard Hyunggu sigh in relief at his movements and decided to destroy his hopes for a little longer. “But you’re still not allowed to come…”

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[hopelessromanticme]

I'm totally fed up.... A Desi guy's guide to personality annihilation...

Yaar now im actually fkin confused bhayy... Like on one hand ik for sure that hell nah nobody can destroy Me, only Me can destroy Me but on the other hand bhayy when i go out and i see the world that shit is actually depressing and downright fked up... Like this Tumblr ki duniya is like a giant rabbit hole of all the good things and happiness aur humour aur love... Aur if you'll outside of it bahar ki duniya is full of misogyny, misandry, toxicity, patriarchy, matriarchy... And all those bullshitery likeee SHUTT UP PEOPLE FFS.

I WANNA SCREAM ON TOP OF MY LUNGS SOMEWHERE QUITE.... I'm done with this societal norms aur uski bakchodi bhai... People think that I'm going mad... Well ofcourse koi bhi sane person would be mad... Have you seen the hatred people hold against other religions and castes... Kyunn hai itni hatred saalo tumhare aander... Mat rakho naa itni buraai dusro ke liye... Shaanti se raho na bey pyaar se... I'm sorry for my language but yeh bkl ab meri sarr ke paar jaa rhe hai... Nobody gives a fuck about what's going on Manipur or the farmer's protest but Maxtern aur Elvish ki news aa rhi hai... Like have we gone completely mad... Pagal ho gaye hai kya sab... Dosto se baat karta hoon toh wahin Hindu-Muslim aur Women ko objectify karna.... Abe sab ke sab saale chutiye pagal ho gaye hai... Mere ko maa kasam bhagwaan ji kal ko utha le gaye naa toh main Khushi Khushi chale jaunga... Itni si bhi positivity nahi bachi hai yaar iss duniya mein... Aur yahan Tumblr pe alag he Utopian Society bana ke baithe hai sab... Abey pagal ho kya tum log... Where the fckk is BALANCE BHAYYY... Either I'm here toh I'm super happy and lovey-dovey aur either I'm bahar toh I'm super sad and depressed as fck...

Mujhe moksh chahiye yaar... Kyun na karun main suicide bata... Haan royenge sab 2 din 4 din 10 din... Fir... Fir kyaa... Fir toh society wahi rahegi naa...

I'm out here assassinating my persona because i wasn't able to find a perfect person to love... Like that how depressing this shit is...

And fckkk practicing Stoitism aur following Sigma Male and Andrew Tate... Fckk them all... Bish I grew up reading Srimad Bhagwat Geeta and Purans... We all are humans we all have flaws... Nahi bann sakte ho tum perfectooo... Nahi hote hai sab ladke 6'0 feet nahi hoti hai sab ladkiyo ki zero figure... Kyaa chal raha hai duniya mein kaunse idols hai bhai sabke...

Have they ever read any sane text either their holy books or anything related to wisdom... This new world I HATE IT... I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT... I HATE WOH PINTEREST KE CUTE COUPLES... YES I'M SALTY AUR HAAN PAGAL HO GAYE HAI HUM...

Yaar... All I'm saying is "Love Me". I need some kind of compassion and female touch... Yes im going insane and soo is this fucked up world... I'm sorry for everything... Sorry for wasting your time reading this note... But at the same time No I am not really sorry...

Either I'll die in this journey... Or will become a lifeless corpse... Shit im not a philosopher but istg if, i not become one in the future...

can't say she was wrong here...

Meri toh kitni kam expectations thi life se... Aur self love kitna he kar lunga... Main toh thak jaata hoon sometimes yk fake scenarios create karte karte... The manifestation of love is the sole reason of my depression...

But idk what should i do... i never loved myself... i always try to love people... maybe because of the lack of love i never got, i don't want to happen the same to them.... I once read on Tumblr on one girl's blog where she wrote "When you are not served love in silver spoons you learn to lick it off knives". Kinda says alot about today's society and people... Doesn't it ...

[m4yasnotthatcool]

S1!SAM WINCHESTER X F!READER♥︎

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warnings: just fluff guys istg(thats it i think) (if u find anything else you think should be put as a warning pls tell me dawg); its written in all lower case as a stylistic choice; also reader is shorter than sam;

breif descripiton of contents: okay so *kicking my feet in the air and wearing sunglasses so people dont see what im looking at * (its sam edits that use the clip of him from s1 where we get a tummy peak) (yum) GIRL. imagine this (no its not a 2014 1d imagine, calm yourself down princess and get off of your knees suckers) youre sitting on his lap, one of his hands pressed flat against your lower abdomen, fingers lightly grazing the skin underneath your (actually his) shirt. his voice soft as hes reading to you from one of his mistery books, his back hunched over as hes resting his chin on your shoulder as his bangs lightly tickle the side of your face that they rest upon.

now that wasn't very breif, was it?- anywayyssssss

relationship not established but it's very obvious you guys are head over heels for eachother dont play w me rn;

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(a/n) guys, this is more self indulgent more than anything if im being honest. i just wanted some feel good with my boy sammy wuth his painted puppy dog eyes and his cute boyish smile AGHHH i love him sm; anyway, enjoy :))) (or dont, idc) (if you tell me you dont like it im hoing to commit sewer slide)

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with dean away to "run some errands", the cheap motel room was left solely to you and your best friend, sam. the both of you had ordered take out a couple of hours ago, the now empty boxes littering the tiny desk provided in the room.

after the two of you ate, you guys decided to watch some tv. the only problem? the shitty little tv didnt work. so what did you do? what brilliant sollution did the two of you come up with?

"ugh why is it not working!" you say frustrated as you punch the top of the tube tv. "well thats not surprising i guess, i mean look at the thing..." With one of his numerous books in one hand and his other arm resting its elbow on his knee to support his head, Sam murmurs to himself as he sits cross-legged on the bed the two of you have grown accustomed to sharing.

"wow, you, sammy my boy, are completely destroyed by these news, arent you?" he feels his cheeks warm up ever so slightly at the use of the nickname, before tryibg ti regain his composure by responding with a snarky comment of his own "yes, mortified" he said as he reached to turn the page of hie book, but stopping for a second when his fingers reached the page. instead of turning to a new page, he neatly folded the corner of the pice of paper before closing the book. "i can land you one of my books if you wanna read anything" he said, reaching for the small stavk of the few books he had brought with him on the hunting trip, but you stopped him before he got to it. "nah im good, but thanks" you said giving him a warm smile. "oh, okay, but what are you going to do? go to bed or something?" "mmmm... you know what, i think i will." you paused as you lowered yourself right next to him, covering your lower half with a comforter the two of you found in the closet when you first entered the room. you closed your eyes, trying to drift off to sleep, but nothibg seemed to work. you shuffled and shuffled, shifting your position every 2 minutes or so. after about 20 minutes that to you felt like 20 hours, sam spoke: "do you need a bedtime story now or what?" he said and you could hear his signature boyish smirk in his tone. it was obviously supposed to be taken as a joke, but much to his surprise you said "yes, that would be awsome actually" you reached your hand blindly as your eyes were still closed and you tapped sams knee "okay you can start now".

and he did. while his voice alone didnt help you fall asleep, it at keast calmed you quite a bit to say the least. you previous shifting in search for the perfect position to sleep in had been long forgotten as sam read to you. sometimes he would pause to explain certain paragraphs before moving on to reading from the book once again, but if you were being honest you were not sure when the reading woult resign and the comments regarding the events of the book would flod your senses, but you didnt mind.

after some time, he asked you in a shushed tone if you fell asleep, seeing as your breathing had stabilized and softened. on the contrary tough, you were very much awake, so you responded to his question mocking tone he used. "yea, im very much asleep right now, thank you for asking" .

he smiled as he lightly smacked your shoulderblade. you scoffed in fake annoyance as you rolled out of bed, heading for the fridge to get some cold water out.

opening the fridge door you asked him "you want some water too?"

"no, im good. but thanks tough!" he flashed you a quick smile.

getting the bottle out, you returned to your side of the bed before opening the water. what you didnt know was that it was sparkling water, and it exploded all ober you and your side of the bed when you tried to take a drink.

sam couldnt control himself, so the first thing your now wet self heard was him snorting, trying not to full on laugh.

you sighed loudly before closing the remaining contents of the bottle and sitting back up. "ugh, oh shit" you said as you glanced at the sheets on your side of the bed. "im sorry, fuck" "yea, yea, its fine, dont worru about it" he said tough his mind focused on something far more important: your now wet shirt clinging to your body, showning off the shape he had came to love so much but could only feel whenever the two of you hugged.

he quietly observed you desperetly look for something, until, he realized what he was doing, so he shamefully looked away, all of a sudden being very interested in the color of the walls surrounding the two of you.

"sam, have you seen my stuff?" "huh? oh... yea, i think its in the car. do you want me to go get it for you?" he asked you, forgeting for a moment his brothers usual antics of taking the car and speeding off intro the night. "but didn't dean take it?-" "oh shit you're right..." he mumbled, sitting (his goofy ahh) back down. "what did you need?" he asked you grabbing his duffle bag to look for something to substitute your missing item. "a dry shirt I guess, my shorts aren't that wet" you said signaling to the wetness of the long sleeve top you were wearing in comparison to the slight dampness of your pajama bottoms. he gave you a quick nod before briefly looking for something to give you. he landed on his purple t shirt that had an also freakishly purple dog printed on it which you accepted gratefully.

you left the room for a minute, going to the bathroom where you changed your top.

the way his clothes swallowed you was just another reminder of the already obvious size difference between the two of you, the shirt almost covering your shorts entirely with how long it was on you. you sighed in content as you walked out, wet shirt in hand as you reach one of the two chairs by the desk. you used it to hang the pice of clothing up to dry before sitting on the other chair.

sam raised a curious eyebrow at you before asking "what do you think you're doing?" you looked at him confused before he patted the bed, motioning for you to come sit with him. "sam, my side is like, soaking wet right now. I gotta wait for it to dry."

"who said anything about your side of the bed? come on we can share mine." His eyes met yours expectantly and he smiled kindly. you slowly got up and sat next to him, trying to take up as little space as you possibly could, to which sam grabbed your arm and pulled you to stay on top of him instead of on the almost non existent space left.

your breath hitched the second your head came in contact with his chest, one of his arms holding you in place as the other one still held the book he had been reading to you earlier. "you wanna read it with me or do you want me to read it to you?" "or, a 3rd option would be you shut up" you smiled into his chest. God, why does he have to smell so good? you asked yourself before realising what had just ran trough your head. "but, I guess the first option sounds good." unscebted soap and woods, thats the best way to describe the way he smelled at that moment. a warm woody musk leading you into him to explore his warmth. and with that his grip on your waist loosens, letting you turn around but not fully allowing you to escape his grasp.

His hand was flat on your lower abdomen, playing ever so slightly with the tie of your shorts, which you had tied into a loose bow, as you turned to face the book. his head rested on your left shoulder, his bangs touching your face, tickling you slightly making you giggle under your breath. his periodic breath fanned on your shoulder, and his body emitting such comfortable warmth, you could feel yourself finally getting tired. your body relaxed against his own, something he welcomed quickly, letting you rest your head on his chest and you finally drifted off to sleep.

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(a/n) guys I'm deeply aware this is bad asf and idek why I still posted it tbh

anyway, I'm sorry it's so short

It's the 2nd oneshot I wrote after almost a year of giving up (and even then I had like 2 disc posted to my name) so please excuse how shitty it was

Anyway, lly byeeee

[antithetical-logician-the-nerd]

Day 4/100 of The 100 Days of Productivity Challenge

Today I:

slept for 3 hours

woke up at 6am

had a proper breakfast

attended classes for Numerical Methods (matlab is super fun) and Compressible Aerodynamics (studied mach number and speed of sound, flow regimes at different mach numbers, did some mathematical derivations, more like stuff we've already studied in earlier courses but i liked it cause now it's from a compressible perspective.) The rest of the day was free so that was nice. came back to my room and had a 3 hour nap

had two teas and a slush to hydrate

read up on Heat Transfer (this cengel guy really writes good books y'all. heat and mass transfer looks like an epic book)

walked ~ 6.5k steps (the biking yesterday destroyed me istg)

(TW)food: ~ 1200cals

calories burned: 190

moisturized and stuff (lmao)

watched The Wind Rises for inspo (oh man amazing stuff. a. aesthetic, b. motivation)

Song of the Day: Vance Joy - Missing Piece

Album of the Day: Arctic Monkeys - Humbug

[ennieasys]

We are re-watching all the star wars movies bc we forgot almost all of it and here are our reactions to Episode II The Clone Wars. Everything Kat says is in bold (and trust me she says a lot) and CW for language, inappropriate/sexual jokes and references and a whole lot of gayness. Enjoy!

Little bitch (Anakin) jumps out of flying cars often?

Yes yes use your mindfuckery

Istg is little bitch a perv?

Am I the only one who thinks that dream scene was weirdly erotic?

Boba is but a babe

Run dilf run (jango fett)

Oh my fuck Natalie Portman's a cutie

Asshole (Obi-wan) you don't go in the same hole as another man it's just not polite

*Anakin leaves* Oh no, Padme's all alone, who will take care of her?

Oh it's the man I thought was an object in the first movie (viceroy) - Tate

She does not have the right to be that sexy

Oh shit little bitch did a fuckin massacre

I can be a better boyfriend than him~

Little bitch don't be a villain I didn't and I had worse, wait is that unempathetic

*Idk Padme does something hot apparently* Nice one gorgeous

Did jar jar just say the f slur?

The Jedi are not very good at their goddamn job

Oh so that's how the sith got the clones! - Tate

Oh shit she looks fuckin hot 🥵 (Padme in the white suit)

Ew the walls are gremlins

Poor c3 he doesn't deserve this madness - Tate

Kill him so I can get his gf

*Ani gets captured* THIS IS WHY U NEED A LIGHTSABER

*Padme says I love you to Ani* NOOOOOOO

Ugh imagine if Padme had a high quality gf this movie would be so much better. I actually thought that the queen and the handmaiden were in love in the first movie. - Nic

*They get chained* BDSM? This was unexpected

*Padme is picking her handcuffs* SEE SHE'S ACTUALLY BEING USEFUL WHILE UR SITTING THERE LOOKING UGLY!!!

*Anakin rides the creature* I wish I was Anakin and Padme was the beast

*Droids come* oh fuck murder cubes they're literally circles

Hot man is on fire (Samuel L. Jackson) you like difs? Yes.

Oh fuck is daddy fett gonna die? sighs I wish she'd call me daddy Oh shit he did die.

R2 is the best character. -Nic how dare you disrespect my queen like that

Oh shit it's sexy blue lady (Aayla Secura apparently?) u cheating on Padme? She has a boyfriend I can look!

The clones are still ass at shooting though.

*Baby fett with with Jango’s helmet* now that's childhood trauma!

Ick, am I the only one who hates the the young Padawan thing? It's like demeaning.

Do the Jedi know they're practicing slavery? Cause that's a no-no in my book

Bitch, they destroy the death star in like the first movie. That isn't that ultimate.

*Obi-wan says Don't let your feelings get the best of you!* Wow u really are an asshole

JEDI HAVE ELECTRIC FINGERS??? I have electric fingers Kat! - primary caretaker

Why is everything Ani does weirdly erotic?

You had that lightsaber for 2 seconds. How did you break it already???

Oh shit green grandaddy (yoda) is here

I guarantee someone has made a compilation of Ani erotically moaning

The name tyranus sucks.

Oh shit THAT'S A LOT OF SLAVERY

*Anakin and Padme get married* wow that was fast Kat cries in background u knew this was gonna happen at some point cries louder

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

2, 7, 18, and 34?? <3

thanksss <3

2. what movie do you wish you could unwatch?

maybe shallow hal lol? i watched it like 2? years ago but it fucking HAUNTS me istg... not only is it just bad and painfully unfunny, but the internal logic of the film doesnt make sense i've literally spent hours of my LIFE complaining about this film pfft... (i also half wrote an essay about it cos i was so mad pfft) so yeah... unwatching it would give me a lot of time back pfft

7. name a movie you're emotionally attached to

i have already done this one but that just gives me an excuse to pick ANOTHER film so since i did live action last time i'm gonna go with animation and pick watership down! made me cry a lot as a kid, plus it's one of the few animated films that actually feel like a storybook brought to life if that makes sense? maybe it's animation style or smth idk?

18. favourite actor

legit really tricky question cos i love a lot of actors (and recently spent the last few months watching the films of reece shearsmith so like he's def up there) but i might have to go with ben whishaw? i love the subtle way he's able to portray a characters emotion, plus he's reallyyyy fucking good at playing both a psychopath and a loveable bear lol...

34. what film is the most visually beautiful?

another one i've already done but again, this just gives me the chance to talk about more films i love pfft anyway i picked an animated film last time so i'll go with a live action one now, and i might have to go with the lovely bones? not only did that film(and book) absolutely destroy me, but i honestly think the film's visuals enhance so much of the story! the colours in particular stand out to me tbh! just stunning

[kellyvela]

The gatekeeping with #those stans in regard to Lyanna parallels sends me lol. She's a long dead minor character whose only characterization is, 'I can't marry Robert because he'll cheat on me' before she runs off with a married father of two lmaooooo. People really need to stop acting like she's some amazing character only a select, lucky few characters can be compared to lmao. They really need to be serious ISTG.

I think there's more about Lyanna and why did she run away with -the married and father of two- throne prince of Westeros. And we'll only know about it when George finish the books.

But yeah, so far Lyanna running away with Rhaegar was really fucked up, it started a rebellion, killed her father and big brother, killed a lot of innocent people and destroyed the royal family by killing some of them and making the rest a pair of exiled beggars. And it also killed her, leaving her son an orphan. A tragedy.

Sansa doesnt' have the Stark look, she doesn't like to ride or fight with swords, but like Lyanna, Sansa fell for a royal blondie and their relationship ended in war, with her father and big brother killed by blondie's family and with her trapped in some tower of Maegor's holdfast. A similar tragedy.

While Arya, like Lyanna, has the Stark look, a bit too much of the wolf's blood, likes to ride and fights with swords.

Neither Sansa or Arya are exactly the same as Lyanna, but they both share similarities with their dead aunt, and denying that is simply being obtuse.