#this bitch is SKINNY
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More human bill doodles, and also post canon human bill
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#gravity falls#bill cipher#human bill cipher#billford#the book of bill#this bitch is SKINNY#the waist is a scam. he’s just malnourished#forgot his hat#rip#handyman bill au#while making this I accidentally created a whole folder of graphic tees I think bill would use#i regret nothing
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a josuke made with only the lasso tool ➰
#i did the one layer challenge and i did no sketch also. really stretching those art muscles to their max this morning#josukes bag is so skinny this bitch is NOT invested in his academic performance#there are 3 copies of rolling stone magazine/a lipgloss/a comb in there and thats IT#also the anatomy is a lil funky but give it a pass i did it in an hour☠︎︎#josuke higashikata#jjba#jojo#jojo's bizarre adventure#my art
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Indie ttrpg designers
We seem to be back in the “dnd sucks why don’t you just play Other Games (yours)” and I have a single question for you in return
Do I get to roll a d20?
Because I like the d20
That shape pleases me
I do not wish to roll a random amount of d6s or d8s or any of them other fuckers
I wish to roll the d20 because icosahedrons please me
I will also accept d12 but the other shapes all have less mouthfeel so if that’s what your game’s based on, it is not for me
I’d also prefer more than four stats but I’m not gonna lie it is the shape of the math rocks so like
Rec your d20 based indie ttrpgs friends cuz every single one I’ve opened is them little cube fuckers or the double pyramid and I Require Round
#ttrpg#dnd#so many people so close to super good points about the problems with dnd#and then they go ‘and as an indie designer you should just play Other Games (mine)’#and like. it’s a good point. it also very clearly underlines that you’re marketing via negativity and i’d actually really rather just hear#how good your game is? complaining is not an access point to my wallet#for real tho rec list this shit#indie ttrpg#i have Math Rock Requirements and also i hate d10s for no discernable reason#i don’t like the rest as much but d10s man. i just. i hate em#they are Bad Shape#skinny tutu bitches#not even good for caltrops#xoxo fuck you d10s#i get the math for probability and shit is easier on smaller dice but have you considered:#d20 shape good#and also d20 easily maths into 100 for percent calculations#which is why it’s weird i hate d10s they’re the only other dice that don’t Fucking Suck to calculate percents from#i know a 13 on a d20 is 65% bad#the fuck is a 5 on a d8#(it’s 62.5 but that’s my point fuck decimals)
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weed pin backpack marcille literally changes everything
#txt#EDIT THIS IS FLEKI AHHH#a series shluld only have two skinny blond bitches or i get confused...
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finished traumabringer last night have some doodles i did to cope
#if verlaine is most dangerous assassin then why so pretty :(#saw his ref sheet and gasped i have never been so infatuated w a drawing before#also the flags?? sb when bones i want to see albatross and lippmann#also i did not notice how skinny i drew everyone until i opened the file like gd these bitches anorexic💀😭#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#stormbringer#bsd stormbringer#paul verlaine#verlaine#bsd verlaine#bsd lippmann#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chuuya#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#skk#soukoku#lotus draws
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Divorced memes for *my* barbie girl ♡
#What is with my coloring!?!?! Idfk how to do it. Looks like candy… as long as its green and pink then im happy lmfao//#Also Sorry i draw him like a skinny bitch its just funny to me and also cuter since wani is wide hehe#One piece#donquixote doflamingo#dofuwani#dofladile#Fanart#Digital#Procreate#My art#Eye strain#Honestly cant tell but sheesh idk
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fat mermaids save me
save me fat mermaids
#its amazing how much better your mermaids look with weirdly shaped fishtails#when you let them have fun shaped human halves instead of sticking skinny bitches on blubbery chub fish#skinny bitch fish have their place#but a sunfish aint one#shire screams#this is in a way that appreciates and likes fat bodies and is not about fetishizing them#i am also a fat mermaid
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some random WE employee: hey drake your boy-toy's at the reception
tim: bitch that's the mother of my children
#kon at the reception wearing those skinny jeans and a bodysuit with slutty cut-outs: bitch i am a mother of two#the thing about timkon is that they're both the mom AND the dad#tim can both full-name his kids mother style and mess up between their names father style#get yourself a man who can do both#dc#dc comics#timkon#tim drake#red robin#kon el#superboy#conner kent#kon el kent#timkon clone baby au#timkon clone baby
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Prompt 144
Danny regrets nothing. He regrets absolutely nothing at all. Okay so maybe he regrets things a little bit, but it’s hard to concentrate. It’s hard to think, he…
He’s never died a second time before.
It’s… weird. His head hurts, his body too-small, not in a younger sense, but almost in a… feeling sense. His skin feels colder, and his hair has- it has bits of white in it now? And he’d already been able to use his ghost abilities even in his human form but it feels… easier now.
He’s not overshadowing his own corpse- he doesn’t think he is? His head hurts… his everything ached actually, like he’d gotten electrocuted again even if he’s certain that wasn’t how he died.
Did- did someone throw his body into the sewers?
Seriously, what the heck? Who would do that?! Urgh, that made him so mad- who just throws a corpse around, nevermind his corpse! That’s so rude!
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Hello crocodile-man staring at him in slight horror, please ignore the blood covering the back of his head, the wound has healed, he will be out of your way once he can talk again- Wait, there’s no need to call for someone-
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#waylon jones#solomon grundy#danny fenton#Waylon staring at what he’s pretty sure is a baby Grundy situation:#Waylon: Heeey sewer buddy you wanna c’mere for a hot minute-#Waylon: Oh my gotham what do I do there’s an undead child or teenager staring at me#Waylon: Why are they so skinny and why are they down here- oh no#Waylon: Oh no what if the Bats think it’s my fault somehow- c’mere small probably fragile child we’re going to Grundy#Danny: I would struggle but honestly rigor mortis is a bitch that suddenly sets in & takes a bit to leave#Honestly blame my discord buddy#specifically the one who joked about WaylonxGrundy#because honestly the idea of them being together is actually kind of sweet and cute ngl#Like Waylon is canonically one of the only ones that stick by Grundy's side even when he comes back 'wrong' or 'dumber'
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stolen from discord WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
Sir do you mind?????????
#hellsing#alucard#shitpost#tw Alucard#freakycard#PUT THAT AWAY#manwhore#he is fuckin weird#he's a skinny little bitch#he's like a spider#or perhaps a caterpillar#freakazoid of a creature he needs to be detained forever
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love how we all went into redemption either wary of or expecting to hate harry but within two episodes we all collectively went, oh, he’s just some lil weird guy and we adopted him just like the leverage crew did
#the writers definitely knew what they were doing writing him#I think it’s definitely interesting and a feat to good writing because we were technically losing two series regulars and they had the task#of both finding new characters while also making sure they wouldn’t just erase or dismiss the old characters#they had to come up with something completely different and have it appealing enough to satisfy us as we are missing two of our original#beloved characters (nate and hardison)#and they came up with harry lmao#he’s such blorbo shaped#skinny little dude that is a former evil lawyer bad dad forgot he was bisexual until he saw eliot fighting#skrunkly lil gamer guy pathetic man silly little disguises way too enthusiastic just happy to be there#honestly me too bitch#jackie talks#mine#leverage#leverage redemption#meta#harry wilson#harry wilson meta#leverage redemption meta#leverage meta#character appreciation
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"we LOVE dykes with tummies in this household 😌" [cue timelapse of scrolling their blog to only find they rb pictures of extremely thin people, big big titty women with tiny waists, and the occasional size 12]
#im so annoyed by yall#“ohhh its a preference” i dont care#shut up about loving tummies if u primarily rb skinny people frankly#u dont like tummies u like stomachs like washboards#i dont care that tummy “technically” doesn't refer to a specific size#and like ofc when its a white bitch yall also basically Only rb the skinniest whitest bitches in the world#it's just annoying#i am also in a ornery mood today so im admittedly a little bitchy about this#but also some of yall have rbed so many skinny white ppl in just one night that my Entire dash is just.....#skinny waists. flat stomachs. tiny tiny tiny waist. girl sucking it in. girl showing off how small she is (i mean- how sexy she is ofc🙄)#it's a sea of skinny white bitches
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I love that photography was invented and people were immediately like “we need to photograph. nude buxom women with fat asses. and totally shredded nude men with mustaches.”
#the ideal for the female body was like#big hips. big thighs. big boobs. artificially tiny waist.#they loved a good beefcakey man too#no skinny bitches allowed
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#lizzy grant#lana del rey#this is what makes us girls#skinny vanilla#skinny little bitch#girl interrupted#dream girl#maniac pixie dream girl#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant aesthetic#dollyswan#ldr#waif chic#waifspo#esoteric#the virgin suicides#valley of the dolls#china doll#dollette aesthetic#girlblogging#tumblrina#effy stonem#lux lisbon#alison dilaurentis#last girl on earth#i talk to jesus
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🤞 🤞
#LUV AND PEASE#my art#i wanted to draw his long stupid skinny bitch twig legs excuse me#trigun#vash#vash the stampede#artists on tumblr#anime#trimax#trigun maximum#tristamp#trigun stampede
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The thing abt, like, "well um actually Aziraphale isn't even fat :/" discourse? Does this warrant being called Discourse? Whatever the thing about it is that I can do whatever I want. Like, I thought "fandom culture" understood that, that not everything needs to be an exact 1:1 with The Source and that people have headcanons or whatever. So why can people accept headcanons where Az and Crowley have tattoos or tongue piercings or dicks (!!!! In the text they do NOT have dicks) but completely shut down whenever someone makes the choice to describe or depict Aziraphale as fat, including fatter than he is in the source material, which is a neutral descriptor of a neutral body type that fucking deserves to be highlighted in romantic and erotic fiction for once, let's be so for real. You're in MY house and in my house Miss Azoopha is built like the Venus of Walendorf and you can fucking cry about it. You do not need to protect celebrity actor men from "being called fat" because fat or chubby is not a bad thing to be
#also less important but if u live in a world where crowley Isn't Skinny i want access to your rocket ship#i did NOT learn to draw THIGH GAPS for that bitch just for people to claim that Crowley Has An Ass Actually. she does not!#open mick night#good omens#gomens#aziraphale
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