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quick drawing of something gn
#call of duty#cod mwiii#cod mw3#john soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish#cod soap#soap cod#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod fanart#this bitch dead
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the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.
like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?
#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#crystal palace#charles rowland#edwin x charles#Yes the repressed twink has done hard drugs he has the range darling#edwin: everybody's done cocaine bitch let's get you some fruit#dead boy detective agency
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tips my fedora Hellooww ladiez 😏
#special feature sean “im into fat bitches mcguire#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr#sadie adler#abigail roberts#karen jones#sean macguire#tilly jackson#mary beth gaskill#my art#digital art#fanart#sketches#illustration
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Barty, barging into the Gryffindor common room: What’s up losers!
Sirius: Wh—
Barty: I actually don’t care, don’t answer that!
Remus: That—
Barty: Anywhoo! Am just here to collect my bitches!
James: Hey—!
Barty, looking at Pandora & Dorcas: Respectfully.
Barty, turning to Regulus: Disrespectfully.
Marauders & Friends:
Barty: Alright, great talk! Let’s go bitches!
Pandora, Regulus & Dorcas kissing their respective partners and following Barty out of the common room.
Marlene: …What the fuck just happened?
Lily: No fucking clue.
#Barty being a whirlwind of chaos that only the Slytherins understand#Barty is THAT bitch.#regulus black#james potter#pandora rosier#lily evans#marlene mckinnon#dorcas meadowes#remus lupin#sirius black#established jegulus#established pandalily#established dorlene#pandalily#dorlene#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#starchaser#sunseeker#jegulus#dead gay wizards#dead gay witches#barty crouch jr#slytherin skittles
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HAPPY ELEVEN YEARS
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DM ME BITCH
WE’LL TAKE THIS TO DENNYS PARKING LOT
Ferdie's going to fucking get you
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and what if i said that will being highly associated with clocks ties into hannibal’s obsession with time reversal? in a way, the thought heavily implies that will is the personification of hannibal’s fate. will is hannibal’s sense of time. the time keeper of his present and his future. which could mean nothing.
#hannibal#murder husbands#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannibal nbc#hannibal series#hannigram#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen#i need them dead#exploding them with my mind#these bitches gay#will graham hannibal#hannibal and will#hannibal fandom#hannibal x will
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None of them are equivalent to eachother but you get the point
#i love asshole characters#i love them EVEN MORE when they’re women#i support womens rights and womens wrongs#and they're all diferent kinds of assholes too#some of them are just bad bitches (kinda mean) and others are bad bitches (straight up murdered someone)#realistic flawed and incredibly entretaining#eleanor shellstrop#the good place#johanna constantine#the sandman#crazy jane#madame rouge#laura de mille#doom patrol#reagan ridley#inside job#crystal palace#dead boy detectives#i shouldve put esther too#i love her#Helen Sharp#madeline ashton#death becomes her#my stuff
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charles rowland every time edwin opens his mouth:
#was rewatching an ep for a fic I'm writing and literally went out loud “god he's such a fucking bitch i love him”#charles rowland#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#tv
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Jazz's parents have gotten worse, their passion has turned into an obsession. Her parents don't even know that they are hunting their son every day. Jazz makes a tough call and rings up her uncle-in-law whom she has not had contact with in years.
Commissioner Gordon was not expecting to get a phone call at three in the morning; especially not from an estranged niece that he had seen a handful of times. The last time he seen that side of the family was before his wife had died.
Now he's driving halfway across the country with a confused daughter to meet up with the said estranged family.
#I don't know Gordon's lore but I've never seen his wife#I know he has a son and daughter#So his wife had to have gone somewhere#I'm going with dead#canon is my bitch#danny fenton#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#ao3#dp x dc crossover#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#jazz fenton#commisioner gordon#barbara gordon
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Starchaser where James is the snobby popular guy who could date anyone he wanted bc everyone trails after him all the time
People are expecting him to go for someone like Emmeline (most popular girl in the school) or Lily (an actual genius obviously) or maybe just mess around with as many people as possible just because he can and there would be nearly no repercussions
So when Sirius finds out that he is dating Regulus- who'd always had trouble with social cues, especially when so many people expected him to be a perfect pureblodo son, and was always a bit mean and proud when he was talking to people because he was never taught otherwise, and didn't really stick out at school because he was a bit more of a recluse than many other Slytherin purebloods and was 'very good' at school but not a Barty, Severus, or Lily level genius- he can't help but be so happy
Because despite James having so many people he could date, he fell for the one person everybody else would be disappointed about when they heard. And Sirius KNOWS it was NEVER a matter of James pulling out the name of an adoring fan from a hat. He knew he'd have had to connect to Regulus, see past the bitter cruelty of his mask, break down his walls, and earn his trust unwaveringly before he was able to ask him out
He knew that his best friend had settled for who he wanted instead of who everybody else wanted him to want, and he knew that his brother got to know what true care and understanding felt like from somebody who had so much to give
#spreading the reclusive autistic regulus agenda#obviously he's still smart but imagine him just being *there*#and James looks over the crowd of adoring fans and goes 'I want that one'#to the bitch little fucker in the back who isn't even looking at him#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker#black brothers#the black brothers#sirius black#regulus black#james potter#marauders era#mwpp era#dead gay wizards
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It's been months since the Riddler has one upped the Batman. Thousands of crumpled pieces of paper overflowed his recycling bin near his desk of sub par riddles and imperfect plans. Edward snapped the pencil in his hand with an angry jerk of the hand and let out an angry yell. Nothing is good enough to be used to beat the Bat! Edward slumped in his chair, grumbling nonsensical curses and half parsed riddles when something caught his eye.
Near his desk he always had at least 4 tv's that randomly switched through local news channels from around the world. Both as something to look at to clear his mind and to help spur ideas.
His attention was caught by the bottom left screen showing a very distressed man in a wannabe Conan O'Brian haircut talking about reports of an "Invis-o-Bill" sighting near a local school.
Edward checked the location on his computer which was running the code that randomized the news channels. This one hailed from Amity Park, Illinois.
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It was quick work figuring out Invis-o-Bill's identity, a boy named Daniel "Danny" Fenton. The boy's self titled moniker "Phantom" made Edward have a fit of crazed giggles, it was like the boy wasn't even trying to hide his identity!
Edward got to thinking... A boy who's both dead and alive at the same time. The plan of a Schrodinger's boy in a Schrödinger's box was slowly being molded in his mind. It's perfect.
Edward grabs a new piece of paper and starts writing frantically. He needs to set everything up but in the meantime, he needs to call up some of his goons to capture Daniel Fenton.
#He has an entire elaborate trap where the whole catch is figuring out if the person inside the box is alive or dead. surprise bitch its both#dpxdc#danny phantom#dc comics#dp x dc#bones prompts
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Edwin was a boy magnet
Bonus, i guess
#autism be damned my boy can pull hot bitches#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#edwin x charles#edwin x the cat king#Edwin x Monty#painland#is that it
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don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man
#nobody hates lestat like the men who have brain rot about him#like that’s Claudia’s mother their whole thing is far too messy to be reduced to hate#like sorry that was her mumdadbastardparent. too complicated to get it sorted out right#madeleine didn’t even know him#daniel doesn’t know him (yet)#santiago will bend over for any vampire with more power than him unless they don’t like him#(then he’ll seethe while imagining getting fucked) so in another life he’d dickride lestat or seethe at him and louis hardcore#uhhh. who else knows this bitch. his momma dipped she got her own shit going on she don’t really think about him#maybe Louis’ family are bigger lestat haters but they’re all dead#armand hates him but that’s entirely dwarfed by the sex thing and also he’s way more obsessed with daniel. lestat is not touching that thing#so yeah it’s just louis who knows him deep enough to be a true pure hater#and louis loves him so so so much. so it’s kinda over this show is literally about these two#attacking each other and then holding hands. or punishing the other for 77 years#so. yay!!!#this is not the show for you louis gets the mic for like five minutes n he’s immediately going ‘so there’s this blond-’#like we all didn’t know. get off the stage!!!!!! silence on the blond guy. but alas. louis has the mic still so it’s blond guy central#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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I fucking love how nosy arthur is, he’s like the gossipy wine aunt in your messy family, who knows everyones shit and will share it as soon as she has you within earshot and cannot escape
#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#literally on some missions he’s literally vibrating with excitement when he can start to gossip about other gang members lmaoo#’i saw bill williamson..’ ARTHUR!! you messy bitch
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steph and babs don’t need personas, as far as anyone is concerned they’re just family friends.
bruce has his “brucie wayne” persona, very clumsy, playboy, kinda air headed but still very smart and wants to do good for gotham. which of course makes him seem naive cause good?? for gotham??
dick has “richie grayson-wayne” who’s dabbled in modeling before becoming a gymnastics teacher. also very vocal about his “adorable little siblings”
jason never really had a “nickname” after all he was from crime alley and he had to look GOOD for them or else they’d go back to “he’s just like the rest of them”. his persona was very empathetic and kind though, which worked great for him since that’s how he was like. he always talked about doing several non profit charities. the elites switched their opinions of him on a dime, although the rest of gotham adored him.
damian refuses to go by a nickname. his persona is based around animals, mostly about abandoned animals. it’s very clear his goal for the future is to make good animal shelters and help every animal he can. it’s the only persona he could stomach and there were SEVERAL other ideas
cass is “cass wayne” very quiet, polite, generally just there in the background. normally hanging around one of her siblings, most often tim. although her being around him unnerves some of them, she’ll get a look in her face and then her and tim both know they were lying. they fully get why she hangs around tim
duke is regularly seen as the normal one. pleasant to be around, kind, but generally also just there. very normal student, not really sure what he’s gonna do. the elites don’t particularly for him, though the rest of gotham love him.
tim’s persona differs from the rest pretty heavily. he can’t get away with being like bruce, the elites vividly remember janet and see her in him very often, which vaguely scares them if they’ll be honest. he’ll act like “Tim Drake-Wayne” to unsettle them, after all he’s a Drake why is he acting clumsy? they’ve seen him when he was younger and he was the spitting image of perfect. it makes more sense to them when he trips and lands right where he can tell them something no one else can hear. “Timothy Drake” is what scares them though. the tim that casually whispers secrets no one else knows, who points out someone they’re supposed to have a “private meeting with” in a week. who has nearly cause several of them to go broke with such simple actions, and the only reason they didn’t was cause he let them stay rich. there was one elite who insulted damian near tim and suddenly said elite had to get an apartment in crime alley, pay his now ex-wife, a kid he had with some random person, and several debts
the fact that lex luther and tim are some kind of friends also doesn’t make them feel super great but that’s another issue
#tim drake#bruce wayne#damian wayne#jason todd#cassandra cain#dick grayson#unhinged tim drake#chaotic tim drake#i am pushing the tim and lex being weird friends who aren’t really friends but they tolerate each other significantly more than you would#expect. gotta be on good terms with the in laws right?#tim starts walking over to someone and they scramble for a reason to leave and hide#dc stands for disregard canon#is tim fanonized in this? yes. am i gonna stop making him like that? no. and you can’t make me#lex: who are you trying to bankrupt now?#tim: that bitch right there. she insulted cass’s clothing who does that? ig she also called me a slur but who cares#lex is debating if he needs to get someone to take care of a dead body. mentally preparing for this to be thing to make tim go super villain
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