#this ain’t either of them
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
🍵
You know, the thing that I find humorous about western philosophies is how much of the “rules/policies” have changed over the years, but much of the core remains the same: to bully others for not making content that “everyone else” doesn’t like, or doesn’t find “politically correct.”
A prime example right now is Sweet Baby Inc trying to get $7 million out of Game Science for “consultations” over Black Myth Wukong.
Consultations that were never wanted in the first place.
Consultations that will absolutely feel unnecessarily forced and make no sense in a game BASED ON CHINESE MYTHOLOGY / FOLKLORE.
That’s racketeering, which is a crime by the way in Canada.
It’s (ironically) racism at its finest.
Sweet Baby Inc is based in Canada.
Have you caught on, yet?
#don’t mind me#just someone observing and rambling#don’t get me wrong I would LOVE to see some danmei & baihe content#as well as a variety of skin colors for artistic creativity#(ex: if a character has dark skin and light hair; something about that pairing is just so aesthetically pleasing for me)#but like#there is a time and a place to be suggesting those things#this ain’t either of them#vanille throws out the garbage
0 notes
Note
To help encourage Jason not to kill anymore, Bruce challenges him to try to take criminals down with his guns without killing them. Or maybe he just buys Jason a bow and arrow.
love Bruce, but that man has more accidental kills than Jason has intentional ones, probably
#like?? the human body is either unfairly fragile or unfairly resilient there’s no in between#but ain’t no way the average criminal can withstand a Batman beating and just walk it off with an ibuprofen#SPECIFICALLY the batman in Tim’s era.#I think Jason had the best Batman#Tim had the worst one#not in the terms of who could Bruce fight but HOW he fought them#and it’s like. maybe don’t smash that thief’s head into hard concrete babe#bruce wayne#dc comics#text#batman
397 notes
·
View notes
Text
Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano
#Happens every time I’m telling ya#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#a tale of two stans#Y’all I just thought of smth fucked up#Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?#What if bill’s always been there#Cuz perpetual motion machines aren’t scientifically possible (think it’s bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics)#Ford couldn’t have made one—no one can#Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Ford’s machine to make it weird#Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built#And then when Ford starts being like “screw your cipher” bill’s like “oh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!”#“I’m the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you could’ve built that machine#We may be a team but I’m the mvp—always have been”#Okay I know it’s far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ain’t even a theory really more like an excuse#for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON)#Like I truly don’t know why that of all things bothers me#I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpost—oh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events#shitpost
317 notes
·
View notes
Text
Danny, bored of saying “I’m going ghost”:
Danny: gonna kill myself :/ *goes ghost*
Batfam: 0-o
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#danny phantom#dcxdp#danny fenton#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#batfam#dc x dp prompt#the entire batclan just does either the Stewie head turn or whips their head so fast they crack their neck#Danny just goes ghost right in front of them muttering#‘guess I’ll die’#‘kill me’#‘the dead are calling and I ain’t got no phone’#‘time to be murdered’#‘yo can you kill me real quick so I can beat your ass?’#‘going to become ghostly’#‘ah finally they sweet embrace of death’#‘time to commit die’#‘death comes for us all but today it comes for me’#‘hi I’m dead and you’re watching Disney Channel’
274 notes
·
View notes
Text
ngl the good omens fandom rn is a great example of why ppl need to put their feelings and right to consumption aside when their fave artists turn out to be predators bcs there’s no way some of yall r putting more emphasis on the show and fictional characters than showing support with his victims and being vocal about his (alleged) crimes towards women.
u have a right to be sad and angry but could u do that after standing in solidarity with them first?
#goons being serious#goons a freelance cultural critic#goons after school special psa#good omens#neil gaiman#neil gaimen allegations#neil gaiman is a predator#neil gaiman writes about pearly gates but he won’t be seeing them anytime soon#and that goes for liam payne too!#liam payne#and taeil u ain’t safe either#taeil#moon taeil
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
This is so lazy- but since I did that one animatic of Astaroth and Kal I had this in my head
ALSO AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO INFO DUMP YIPPEEEE
When the children all learn of their family’s past, they start reading old testimonials and books! Aster and Kiki do most of the research while Basil and Gravel focus more on what to expect, they all come together and share the information they learn (like a group project type thing-)
Around this time is where Kiki starts to worry about herself, she gets VERY insecure about her looks. To her, she found her Dad’s pictures and paintings VERY beautiful. Kallamar kept an image of beauty, it was something their followers adored- sickness is usually very ugly. So they wanted to express illness in a way that makes it pretty.
Kiki doesn’t believe she’s pretty enough to do it. She wants to keep her dad’s image alive, she doesn’t want to change it. It makes it worse that she starts developing features when she’s crowned. You BEST believe she has ALLLLL mirrors covered for a good bit-
Yaaayyyyy body and facial dysmorphia- I know this feeling very well
#bloo’s art :)#cult of the lamb#cotl kallamar#cotl witnesses#cotl astaroth#cotl fankids#Kiki’s having a great time#Tbf- all the children struggle with something#like Aster struggles with herself#Basil has depression#Noëlle just has mommy issues tbf- but that alone fucks with her#and Gravel has imposter syndrome#they’re all doing greatttttt#they just want to live up their parent’s legacies#And start a new era of faith#Doesn’t help that Noëlle ruins it either#She kinda gives them all paranoia#ain’t that fun?#I’m rambling-#/silly
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
hey sqh gang i have a quick sketch of my pride and joy. this is inspired by the song wǒ yào wǒ yào, specifically this vid, it genuinely makes me so happy to watch. + /horsegirlwarcrimes WINRN reaching the end (!!) of the main story i imagined this vibe he would bring on one of the gang’s get together nights. i want to show him just soo happy nd in love with life.
#i didn’t draw the others because this ain’t about them#i just want sqh to be happy#i think hes someone who when happy he glows#or it’s that drunk affection. either or.#everyone should be a little in love with shang qinghua#as a treat.#svsss#sqh#sqh my beloved#my art#god i just love#shang qinghua#svsss fanart
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
Today on Instagram’s (lack of) intelligence
- teaching my bird to stay on a perch when cued for short bursts of time means that if they ever escape they will stay on whatever tree they land on and never come down because I taught them to stay!
Ah yes a single cue existing means the hundreds of other cues no longer have value
Ah yes a few days of being reinforced for staying still totally overrides a non domesticated species’ innate survival responses
(By their own logic would the bird not remain totally still at all times and not take off in the first place?)
Boy will they be shocked to learn how recalling literally any species in existence has ever worked alongside stay and stationing cues
#I used to dedicate my time to explaining these ignorant comments#but now if it’s clearly coming from a place of being mad for no reason#I just block them#I don’t have the mental energy to put up with explaining things to a brick wall anymore#why are bird people Like This#hey you can train your bird to make life easier for both of you!#NO DONT DO THAT ITS NOT NATURAL AND THEREFORE I HATE YOU#captivity ain’t natural mate#at all#of course making life possible for both of yall ain’t gonna be natural either
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
Issues with the heat for ruby’s birthday of its own thing… decisions decisions
7 notes
·
View notes
Note
I think Jeremy as the father of Bonnie’s children is the best option for canon in Legacies they made him guest star with barely any mentions of Bonnie.
Jeremy was the worst boyfriend Bonnie had. She was practically his parent with how often she had to look after his wellbeing. Bonnie shouldn't have to mother the father of her children. Jeremy didn't even do anything to make up for the emotional abuse of cheating-season5. That's why Bonnie still carries the weight of his infidelity around even when they get back together. Tbh, a big reason why I’m anti-Beremy outside of cheating is that it is mainly about Elena not necessarily Bonnie and Jeremy. A lot their moments are Elena-centered discussions. Bonnie deserves far better and so does the Bennett line.
JP mentioning how Bonnie’s permanent death was supposed to be for s5 on Twitter. How she said Kat “begged” for her job mixed with the discrediting and ignoring the Bennett’s in TO/LGCs. Bonnie was never going to get anything after 2017. She couldn’t wait to be free of Bonnie. She hoped Kat would give up and quit the way Trevino did.
LGCS writers bluntly said Bonnie wasn’t an important character for their musical but we all know what that double entendre meant. Bonnie’s not important at all once Elena/Caroline got their happy endings and families. We don’t even have the luxury of seeing Bonnie at peace in the finale scene or reconnecting with her family after all those years. The only time we see multiple Bennett’s at once is when they’re saving the day.
Bonnie barely gets mentioned at all. Bonnie not ending up with Jeremy is truly a miracle considering how much JP hated Bonnie stans and Bonnie herself. There’s ZERO respect to Bonnie given how much Bennett blood the Salvatore Boarding School has and the ascendant in order to send children into prison worlds. Plecverse didn’t even respect the POC characters they had on LGCs. Bonnie wouldn’t have been the exception.
Thank you for the ask! 💜💜💜
#JP doesn’t know how to mention or talk abt Bonnie without saying something derogatory.#in her Entertainment Weekly vids she says very little on Bonnie and even when she did she attempted to put the blame on Kevin Williamson#that the Bonnie problem was bc she was a witch and a loophole so they had to hinder that loophole.#those POC actors was chosen for LGCS to clear up those arguments about race and didn’t do right by them either imo.#i do think after Kat’s mistreatment blew up again they tried to play it safe in how she treated them.#used to make jokes abt how much Bonnie was locked away in that basement of the school bc ain’t no way in hell#bonnie bennett#kat graham#anti Julie Plec#anti the vampire diaries#anti tvd#dria responds#anti beremy
56 notes
·
View notes
Text
Saw someone say they ship Rochelle and Deuce together as if these two aren’t literally soulmate smh
#it’s them or nothing#monster high#rochelle goyle#garrott du roque#best couple in monster high ong#best couple in general!!!#it’s either this or nothing#also Cleo would never let that happen#nobody can compare#nobody could lover her the way he did >:(#if it ain’t like them then I don’t want it!!!#they’re both so pretty#goth#pastel goth#Rochelle is THE pastel goth of all time#special interest
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
once again. have u guys ever been to liverpool 😭
#u think the working class ex teddy boys wouldn’t win. against the theatre kid and the pacifist.#agree davy would scrap with the best of them but it’s a 4 v 2 scenario. and michael ain’t winning either#lennon put someone in hospital and had a history of violence. george headbutted paul’s friend and also got in fights. wasn’t ringo in agang
34 notes
·
View notes
Note
Who would win in a fist fight between James and severus?
Severus would wipe the floor with James 🥰
#he’d just pick him up and throw him out a window tbh#and james can’t do the same to him bc sev can fly wandless while jim-jam can’t even hold off an alien-snake dude with or without a wand 😍#but seriously anon idk#i def think sev can throw a punch (mans grew up in cokeworth) but we don’t know enough about either of them to judge properly#severus snape#pro snape#this ain’t anti-james i just think i’m funny#pro severus snape#snape#harry potter#hp#ask#asks
75 notes
·
View notes
Text
You know what’s weird. Before we left we had a post wedding brunch with my brother and his wife (omg that’s still odd to say) and everyone was nudging him and winking about “last night”.
Like they’ve been fucking for 4+ years… why are we acting like they have just discovered the joys of the flesh. But really it’s just weird to comment uninvited on their bedroom antics TO THEIR FACE.
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
Merrick and princess Shayla @ each other in the flute episode
#deer zord ain’t wanna talk to them either 💀#merrick baliton#princess shayla#power rangers#power rangers wild force
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Just saw a post by @/mscl*ritea saying drag queens arnt a marginalised group and are “just employees”, while also saying trans is a cult amoung other awful and baffling things after Kevin Bacon voiced support for drag queens on his social media.
Anyway, reblog or reply if you think drag queens are more than just “employees” and deserve a place in the lgbt+ community!
#transphobia mention#queerphobia mention#gotg#guardians of the galaxy#Kevin bacon#footloose#drag#drag queens#drag Queen#lgbtqia#queer#MCU#like holy shit I’m sorry but if you think you can educe drag to just a job#and remain ignorant about the artform’s importance throughout queer history#than you are either painfully out of touch or transphobic#or both!#also I’m not even gonna get into the whole trans cult shit because you should know by now how much of a transphobic dog whistle that is#also please don’t go harassing or interacting with the user who said this directly#just report and block them#getting in an argument with these kinds of people just ain’t worth it chief#lgbt
14 notes
·
View notes