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neon-tigre95 · 3 months

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i haven't posted anything maccready related in a hot minute so y'know the drill

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trollprincess · 2 years

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This is Professor. His full name is Professor Pancakes. His full government name is Professor Huckleberry Elizabeth Pancakes III.

Professor would like you to do him a favor. He’d like you to be kind. Not all the time, of course. Not everyone can be kind all of the time. But he’d really like you to be kind to strangers in the internet who aren’t doing anything harmful, and coworkers, and acquaintances who need a little support, and small beagle mixes who like to bark at kids and bicycles. Make the world nicer, if you can.

He would also like an piece of that chicken you’re having for dinner. Just one piece.

#dogs #this absolute goober

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egophiliac · 26 days

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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deltamothsblog · 1 year

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the world is in peril, and people are hurting

but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.

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#creature #slug #sea slug #heehee #from sea slug to sea sludge #the gloriois beast of glop...#he is very flammable #absolute glob #goober #big fella

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buckleyanddiaz · 1 month

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Eddie when Buck is dying/dead: climbs wet ladder recently hit by lightning, trying to pull Buck UP with a single rope, pushing Bobby aside to get to Buck, bringing Buck's heart back go life, yelling at the doctor to do more, basically dressed in mourning clothes and refusing to look at Buck hooked onto the ventilator

Eddie when Buck is finally awake: bzzzzt joke hehe

#absolute goober I love him #gotta uphold the best friend part of the best friends in love #eddie diaz #buddie #911 abc

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stormyblue90 · 2 years

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Behold, the Domino Twins

Absolute finest troopers!

#the clone wars #Domino Twins #the bad batch #ARC Trooper Fives #Bad Batch Echo #ARC Trooper Echo #they’re beauty they’re grace…they fall flat on their face!#absolute goobers the both of them

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clownsuu · 1 year

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Clownsuu, i think your goober wally is popular now. I've seen so many artists make their own style of da goober. GOOBER WALLY WILL LIVE ON!!!

GOOBER WALLY UPRISING

FORFEIT ALL YOUR VALUED POSSESSIONS TO THE GOOBER-

#GOOBER GOOBER GOOBER #SILLY LIL GUY #The one true Wally smhh #Welcome home #welcome home wally #wally darling #Goober Wally will steal your toes and drain your life savings on apples #YEAHHHH I SAW SOME ART GAMERS DONE ON THEIR GOOBER VERSIONS #Absolutely adore them all the goober is just too silly 😔🥄🥄

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sevennone · 5 days

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240922 | 😋😵🤪😱

#macklin celebrini #san jose sharks #7n;pic #sjs@pre #vgk@sjs #:getty #dying fucking laughing #literally every pic on getty is gold #mr henderson your shot selection.. absolute perfection #(fitting name to be shooting the hsk babies btw)#welcome to the nhl you goofy goober (:

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canisalbus · 4 months

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Omg Happy Birthday!!! <3

Wish you all the best!!

(sorry if it’s a little late)

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#!!!!!#oddly mesmerizing :o #oh boy howdy it's a good thing this critter's eyes aren't made of soft tissue otherwise this would be somewhat unpleasant #absolutely perfect #A+ edit #loving it #gift art #ieatmypaper #own chacters #claydol umbreon #get squished ya goober

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goobie-goobert · 3 months

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I love crappy drawings of sploons over cars

#splatoon #pearl houzuki #pearl splatoon #marina ida #marina splatoon #technically☝️🤓#goober art #why’d he so car #can you still see the cat?#yes #does that make it funnier to me?#absolutely

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trollprincess · 6 months

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The “fetch” conundrum:

Dog clearly wants to play fetch.

Dog does not want to bring me the ball.

I get up to go get the ball and he will immediately pick it up and run off.

Therefore, dog has fetched me instead.

#dogs #this absolute goober

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starsillys · 6 months

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I'm sorry but when I saw kinito with the curler things in his gills I just imagine he just forgot he needed his gills to literally breathe and now he's just trying to push through the suffocation just cuz he looks nice-

OOOOH! ttbh i compltyy forgot those are gills LOL but uouyre so ABSOLUTELY right