#sjs@pre

[sevennone]

240922 | 😋😵🤪😱

[milktrician]

(what the. who threw a wife plot device in the middle of a peak lord meeting)

i thought about this bit at the end of the airplane extras the other day. bro why are you looking at your coworkers like that rn

[piosplayhouse]

My headcanon that I personally believe is 1000% right and that I will never let go of is that sy's biggest tell for not being sj is that he never gets quite used to dealing with the super long hair and elaborate hairstyles so he just fudges it a majority of the time before Binghe starts doing his hair

It was unfortunately covered by the ears but sj's hair is tensely pulled back on all sides of his head to form a tight topknot whereas sy's bun is much looser and unstructured (he woke up and put his brown hair in a messy bun etc) and he clearly didn't comb his hair to make the initial ponytail for the bun extra tight

[tinynerdycthulu]

fem!, modern moshang!!! sqh writes scum gong cheap shou novels in this au and constantly has to self-censor before the chinese government does <3 when she transmigrates into one of her novels she tries to seduce beibei because everyone knows there are only three types of female characters in BL: bitch, fujoshi, lesbian, and she'd probably get murdered by sj or lbg if she wrote rpf of them. now, you'd think that their relationship explicitly being NON-platonic would make them communicate but they're still moshang so...

oh and in this universe i think shen yuan's meimei should be the one who transmigrates bc i have this vague memory of her canonically reading hardcore bondage danmei (maybe it was a headcanon?) but i feel like she'd still have discerning taste...yk maybe she hooks up with minglingning

[the-girl-with-too-many-ideas]

So i'm in the middle of playing the Silent Hill Remake, and it's the one and only Silent Hill game I've ever played. What I knew before was very minimal, so what I've gathered is that Silent Hill is a town that's basically aggressive therapy that takes the aggression extremely literal. Thinking about it that way, I had a thought.

What if the Ling Xi caves were more like Silent Hill. Psychological horrors and everything. It doesn't let you go until you've conquered your heart demons, and if you don't, then you Qi deviate and die.

I have not finished the game at this point, so if my interpretation is wrong, feel free to correct me.

[shararan]

On one hand, yes Shen Yuan being chronically ill pre-transmigration is fanon. On the other, I struggle NOT thinking of him as chronically ill anyway considering like... Without-A-Cure

[ryeology]

SHAWN JAMES TOUR?????!!??!??! AGAIN!!!!??!!

[notanotherinfjblog]

I’m currently collecting interviews with fiction writers of all MBTI types, but I’m obviously restrained by the kind of authors that I’m reading myself, so I’m turning to you now! If there are any writers that you suspect to be ISTJ, ISFJ, ISTP or ISFP (where I cannot name a single one yet) or any NJ, INFP or ESFP (which are rather small in numbers on my list) and that have been interviewed on camera, please let me know! 

[horsegirlwarcrimes]

OKAY I SAID THIS and then i did it. preview of a fic i have loving labeled 'shen jiu adopts ugly catyuan' in my notes to tide everyone over this week 😹

[tk-duveraun]

Qijiu AU

Pre-canon, HHPM decides YQY is too popular, too powerful and CQM is doing too well under the Qing generation. He feels threatened, so he starts conspiring to take out YQY and frame SQQ(J) for it.

After all, the animosity between the two is obvious and SJ is little more than a power-hungry dog dressing as a tiger.

However, HHPM's plan hinges on SQQ trying to take advantage of YQY's disappearance, or at least doing nothing.

HHPM's not expecting the full wrath of SQQ to descend the mountain like a hurricane bc yqy missed his monthly 'beg for forgiveness' tea that SQQ planned to once again snub him and refuse.

It results in a Xuan Su reveal and SQQ covered in blood while he breaks HHPM's neck with his bare hands

YQY is shocked into silence.

SQQ mutters to himself about how "Qi-ge is so stupid" and YQY cries in happiness

[sevennone]

240922 | 🦈

[systemonyx]

Ok but hear me out.

Give me a Shen Yuan that was sick in his original body, ye? Nothing too special, I know, but please stay with me on this one-

Make him transmigrate, like he does die, he does get transported into the other world, but it's not as SQQ/SJ.

He has his own original body, maybe he looks a bit more like a xianxia character to fit in, maybe he looks drop dead gorgeous, sure!

But he's still sick

His sickness is still with him, and it's getting worse

Like, SY is actively slowly but surely dying, while maybe he befriends TLJ, SXY and ZZL (if he transmigrates pre-canon) and the three are trying to help him.

Maybe he meets a child SJ and takes him with him, so the poor child watches the only person that cares for him, actively dying.

Maybe he somehow becomes a beloved friend, peak lord or anything that makes the Cang Qiong sect adore him, and therefore be willing to find any cure for him.

Heck, maybe he's a powerful yet sickly and fragile demon!

Maybe he's even apart of the northern realm with MBJ, idk!

But the one thing stays the same.

Sy is dying.

Maybe it's not noticeable at first, like you'd take one look at him and sure, maybe he a looks a bit more tired, a bit paler, maybe even a bit thinner than what's considered healthy. Maybe he let's out a caugh here and there, some completely normal things.

But then there are those small (sometimes rather big) fits where his illness acts up.

Ones where he curls up on the ground, gritting his teeth in exctruciating pain as he coughs out blood, maybe he faints, maybe he has any other symptoms.

And then it gets worse, his health escalates, maybe he can't walk anymore as he's slowly losing his motor functions, maybe he's getting much weaker, his breathing worse as he feels like he's suffocating. Heck, give him any curse marks and stuff too, while you're at it, maybe even without-a-cure!

Point being, SY is dying, and there is no cure.

His death is fated to happen, while he's just waiting and wasting away, he's not that upset either (maybe a little bit).

Give me an au where SY is the mentor, the parental figure of all the sect leaders and demons, give me an au where SY is such a sweet and kind hearted person, one who still loves beasts and demons and everyone, yet is also slowly but surely being poisoned by the very air he's breathing, his body shutting down and wasting away as he's waiting for death, while everyone weeps.

Everyone is trying find a cure, maybe make one too, yet it's all in vain.

SY dies, he no longer has to endure the suffering of his pains, his illnesses, and while he passes away, he leaves behind many mourning a precious and beautiful soul.

[scumvillainess]

five rules that shen qingqiu (sj) would definitely have for his kid if he ever became a parent

absolutely no sleepovers allowed (his pre-cqms backstory is enough of an explanation as to why he has this rule)

has to have the best grades out of everyone in cqms (if sqq became the peak lord of qj after only starting his education in his pre-teens, beating out other pl candidates who’ve been studying for longer than him, then his kid can at least beat out the other cqms disciples in grades)

location must be shared at all times (again, his pre-cqms backstory is enough of an explanation as to why he has this rule)

as long as his kid living under his roof, dating is strictly prohibited, the gender doesn’t matter (if he’s still hung up over that one person he had a disastrous homoerotic friendship with (yqy), then who is his child to be happy and in love in his house, huh?)

if they’re going to cause trouble at least do it in a way where they won’t get caught (honestly sqq would be more mad about his kid getting caught beating someone up unlike normal parents who would be pissed that their kid was beating someone up (he’s definitely the type of parent who’d be like “did you at least win?” whenever his kid comes home after getting into a fight and would be mad if his kid lost the fight))

[patheticpeoplesupreme]

Dancing SQH, I like to think he’s always liked dancing but never got the money or time to pay for dance lessons

He’s got an affinity for music too,, projecting it into his character SJ

SJ liked dancing too

Pre—peak lord , SQH would catch SJ lightly dancing in a private area and was super interested and impressed by his elegance, so when he was alone as well, he tries imitating him. But SQH’s incredibly clumsy, so he never got to perfect it.

He’s also way too busy to keep dancing so he shelves his dancing dreams twice,,,

**for convenience, SY and SJ shares the peak lord title, I don’t have a how it happens, I just feel bad if scumplane were besties and then cucumber bro came and took Shen Jiu’s place

This way…. Scumplane and Cumplane is canon 🫡

**grabs airplane’s hand waving skills to wave away the plot holes**

[lurkinginnernarrator]

pre iac au where YQY gets word of Wu Yanzi and his apprentice, sees a wanted poster for SJ and then hunts down wu Yanzi for sport.

This also means he's not there at the sealing of tlj btw

[phoenixcatch7]

Hey does anyone know where that one svsss fic is where married liushen (post canon I'm pretty sure? Maybe not?) accidentally get transported to pre lbh cq via portal centipede and encounter the peak lords including sj and lqg, who are both utterly horrified and morbidly intrigued by their 'future selves' getting MARRIED of all things, thus starting their own potential path to liujiu.