#this NERD

[mixanji]

Lucaluca ONCE skin aaaaaaaaaaa the happy world where his life didn’t go down the drain aaaaaaaaaaaa he’s so cute look at him

[prxckedradiolove]

HAHA JAILED FOR HIS CRIMES!!!!!! L!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH LOSER

[dozyrogue]

Tubbo is never logging off qsmp now they added electricity an the nerd brain is going off

[maximura]

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

shoutout to Clawdeen Wolf, former monster fanatic, recently self-discovered werewolf, living a school for monsters, dorming in a room with a vampire and an franken monster, sitting next to the bed where the vampire is scrolling through her icoffin, STILL SOMEHOW WITH HER NOSE IN A BOOK ABOUT MONSTERS

Clawdeen Turn Around There Is A Centuries Old Undead Teen Sitting Right. Behind. You.

[chaoticraspberry]

Cr. punch_punch16

[jazzy-tzw]

[tkachuktkaching]

Goaltender Sergei Bobrovsky #72 of the Florida Panthers celebrates with teammate Matthew Tkachuk #19 their 1-0 win against the Carolina Hurricanes in Game Three of the Eastern Conference Final of the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs at the FLA Live Arena on May 22, 2023 in Sunrise, Florida.

(Photo by Eliot J. Schechter/NHLI via Getty Images)

[rollersfataft]

hey shitass, watch me speed bridge

get your sweaty aft out of my ask box..

[xxbimbobunnyxx]

I’d love nothing more, m’lady.

*I grin down at you before bringing my firm hand to the back of your neck, pulling you closer. I kiss your lips gently, humming into the kiss as my eyes fall shut.*

-Eddie 🖤

*I giggle into the kiss, bringing my fingers up into your hair, kissing you back deeply.*

You’re such a fucking dork, a really cute dork, but still a dork. M’lord.

[ode-of-odr-archive]

[merlinlizard]

Ive decided Wednesday is an incredibly fast typer but still has to pause to sound out her own name as wed-nes-day

[bapydemonprincess]

Guy I work with: Goddamn

Me: What’s wrong

Guy: I can’t even listen to a fave song of mine anymore cause the internet ruined it

Me: Which song??

Guy:

Guy: ...Misery by Maroon 5

Me:

Me: I’m so sorry for you friend.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[tenderanarchist]

These are so fun to make

[maculategiraffe]

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?