#this MIGHT be dumb and i MIGHT be deleting

[coochie-sniffer3000]

claus: where are we

ninten, fully lost: our first date?

claus (buying it): hahaha really

[monalisahyperdrive]

Primarch names from least moanable to the most moanable - entirely subjective.

Factors taken into account:

Name length

How easy it is to say

General vibes ('imagine having sex with a guy and having to moan gilbert')

I wrote this instead of sleeping. I don't know either. This is getting posted and I will probably never address it again if I don't delete it during my break tomorrow. I should not be given internet access past 11pm.

Perturabo

It pained me to put him all the way down (up?) here at the least moanable as I fear he may actually be one of my favourites, however... I am not delusional enough to ignore that not only is this a pretty long name, a good amount of people struggle not only to say it but to even spell it. Not at all dyslexia friendly. I would give it a good go but I feel like in order to enjoy yourself you kind of have to accept you will be calling him 'Perty' or 'Bo' or whatever you prefer.

Sanguinius

Sanguinius fans please spare me but this is a long ass name at 3? 4? syllables. I don't even know what you could call him for short instead. However, I don't doubt that it's entirely possible, I just think it would take a while to stop stuttering through.

Mortarion

Another long name. Are you sensing a pattern yet? I am. More moanable due to having less vowels than Sanguinius and less harsher (?) consonants like in Perturabo. Pretty middle of the road, easy to pronounce, could probably be easier if you just start calling him 'Morty' instead.

Alpharius / Omegon

Alpharius is again another longer name that I feel like I would trip over for a good couple weeks. I am NOT shorting it to Alpha. I must maintain my dignity, whatever crumbs of it remain. Omegon is an easier name - likely due to it having less syllables (3 rather than 4). However, I feel like the only way to shorten it would be 'Meg' and that would make me laugh and I would get distracted. Remember how I said this is subjective? This is why.

Jaghatai

3 syllables, easy enough to say, not a lot of vowels or harsher consonants to trip over. Incredibly doable, and I'm sure many have tried it. Hell, I'd certainly take a good stab at it.

Angron

Harsh G right in the middle, otherwise no complaints really. 2 syllables. Straight forward. You could certainly give it a good go.

Rogal

2 syllables - easy right? Wrong. Evil G right there in the middle again. Probably would have been higher (lower?) on the list if it was softened with maybe an H right after. Alas, it is not so.

Corvus

2 incredibly easy syllables. The V is a little evil (harsh) but with a relatively short name and a soft starting consonant I'm sure it's manageable. Best bird boy. Not much else to say.

Fulgrim

Although apparently a good chunk of people have given it a go - or at least his wives have - we're back to the G dilemma. Personally I'd suggest calling him 'Fulgie' - like Fergie but worse.

Konrad

Quite possibly the most normal name on the whole list. Konrad. Everyone can say Konrad. An easy two syllables with the harshest letter right at the start. Easy peasy.

Roboute

I actually don't know if this is 2 syllables or 3. I even went and looked on Reddit. Some people are saying Ro-Bou-Te, I've been reading it Ro-Boot. Either way these are easy, with the harshest sound being the T of all things. Either way I don't think moaning for poor long suffering Robert is too tricky.

Vulkan

Deceptively soft V and K. What a pleasant surprise. Anyone could moan this easily, and he'd probably be delighted.

Lion

Objectively this is incredibly easy, which is why it made it so high (low?) on the scale. However, I would argue moaning 'Lion' in full sincerity is somewhat hilarious. That sure is the name of an incredibly powerful (and unfortunately incredibly sexy) man.

Magnus

Easy to moan. Probably wouldn't mind if you gave it a go. Again, one of the easier names. I'm sure he'd be happy to tutor you on the subject.

Lorgar

Flows nicely, 2 short syllables, incredibly straight forward. Started mentally calling him 'Lorgie', never recovered.

Ferrus

Incredibly straight forward name. Ferrus, pronounced the same as Ferrous, like the iron tablets. Something something you should do it, it's medicinal.

Leman

Not at the top due to the time it took to decide whether it was Lee-man or Le-man (like lemon). Personal gripe, but if you've gotten this far down without understanding that I don't know what to tell you. Quick, easy, sure why not.

Horus

As much as I wish to be deeply spiteful and shove him somewhere unremarkable in the middle, I just can't do it. This is an easy name. Don't worry, if you struggle at all I'm sure he'd be willing to let you keep trying until you figure it out. Bastard.

[crazylittlejester]

The LU Chain but I assign them a random family member stereotype and then you imagine all these people at holiday dinner

Time: Dad, he just wants to watch the goddamn football game in peace but he’s long ago accepted that’s never gonna happen, so he’s trying to stop people from killing each other. Has beat up Your Uncle at past gatherings, will do so again if necessary

Warriors: Mom, and he is not afraid to hit someone with a pot lid for insulting his cooking. But he made different dishes for all the people with different texture issues because he cares, and he put way too much effort into the decorations and matching the napkins to the tablecloth is wine drunk by the end of the night and screams at Your Uncle

Twilight: Your cousin who’s older than you by 5+ years but who’s always been really nice. Chill vibes, but disappears halfway through the family gathering. Is he out smoking? Did he leave the property entirely? No one knows. He doesn’t like Your Uncle, so that might be why he disappeared

Sky: Aunt, but not wine aunt. He brought The Casserole (everyone takes psychic damage). He’s from Dad’s side of the family, lucky him he has no connection to Your Uncle

Wild: Your neurodivergent cousin, the one who went to art school and is a huge advocate for mental health (/pos) Your Uncle hates him

Hyrule: The Middle Child. Also vanishes halfway through the dinner, except that’s because he’s actually some supernatural being trapped in human form honored as a local cryptid who has a desperate urge to go out after dark and stand ominously in a field and go touch grass. The family refers to these disappearances as his “Me Time”, they’re not concerned

Legend: Eldest Daughter, is ready to fight Your Uncle about politics (your uncle will be annihilated). Dyed his hair halfway through the dinner and used the fact that Your Uncle commented on it to start a fight

Four: Your neurodivergent cousin, but the one who is a redditor. He’s definitely posted “Am I The Asshole?” posts about this family (the asshole has never been him)

Wind: Baby Boy. He knew what a fork was and everyone was so proud (he’s going insane and testing the limits to see what the bare minimum he can do is while still getting praised for existing. All the other ‘kids’ want him dead)

The Lizard Who Beat The Shit Out Of Twi: Your Uncle

[cinnabuncrumbs]

if trump wins this election i WILL personally be regarding everyone that told me they weren't going to vote with distain. because of the system or whatever . you dumb fuck. you arent going to break the system by not voting youre just gonna make it worse for everyone else because not voting is not overthrowing the system. people who try to argue that "not voting isnt a vote for trump" are fucking stupid and im sick and tired IT IS !!! TRUMP VOTERS ARENT GOING TO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP. if you disagree with harris on her views of israel thats fine because i do too but good lord letting trump win wont help. because he'll make that worse and also literally everything else. if you didnt vote and you couldve i dont like you

[finelinens1994]

i was trying to draw a very dramatic c!dream accidentally posed him like a statue outside of a pizza shop so now it's c!dream bringing his buddies some pizza. wahoo pizza night!! :D

[stxrdust-widow]

Ok quick question that @profwonderbearthementalista sparked regarding this scene in the finale:

Was she doing period math (like I had originally assumed) OR was she counting how many people she invited to her wedding (like most of the normal fandom had agreed upon apparently)?

[jennying-my-thebes]

trying to send out the opposite of what i'm feeling inside right now.

i hope you guys are doing okay. i hope you're safe. i hope we can survive this. i hope i can survive this. i hope we can find things to prevent us from becoming statistics. i hope we can hold onto trans joy with everything we've got. i hope my life doesn't have to end before i get to inhabit my own body without this ever-present knot of dread and self-loathing and hopeless dysphoria in my gut. i hope i don't lose the little shreds of hope i still cling to. i hope there is still something to live for and to get me out of bed tomorrow morning and every morning after.

i spend every day thinking of the last lyrics of hebrews 11:40, my favorite song these days, which i have posted endless times on this account. it feels like a fantasy now, but it's all i've got.

" take to the hills, run away

i'm going to get my perfect body back someday

if not by faith, then by the sword

i'm going to be restored "

[skeletonpendeja]

Why am I character design

[cishetlessfashion]

Ok so uh this is kind of embarrassing for me but I'm questioning being objectum... I've always been posic (Perception of Object Sentience, Individuality, and Consciousness) bc I become very attached to objects, especially plushies and toys, consider them friends and family, etc I had strong crushes and toys when I was a kid/tween, that faded as I became a teenager and I didn't experience it again until I was an adult, so I just figured it was a phase and didn't think much of it again... Until I got that Gloomy Bear plush backpack I showed on here, Salmon, I uhhhhhh think I might have a crush on him lmao, maybe even be sexually attracted to him, but I have kind of a mental blockage from trauma/low sex drive/probably grey asexual so that's more complicated for me to figure out I have a boyfriend of 5 years and Idk how I would bring this up or explain it to him, we're polyam, and Salmon is just a plushie, so I could just not disclose this to him at all, but I love him and would like to involve him in my personal life, so if Salmon ended up becoming my partner I'd ideally like to let him know about that... Honestly idk why this is so embarrassing for me to discuss with friends and loved ones, I already told them I'm into monsters, generally identify as non human, have xenogenders, and a bunch of other weird shit going on, but idk having to admit I'm questioning my sexuality over a backpack just seems so ridiculous rvuneisfjudifisjjsjfoaz Idk I guess for now I'll just enjoy Salmon's company and try not to worry about it

[cutiekelley]

kay but

what dirt does he have on Wolfie?? 😭😭😭

[nonetoon]

Very very VERY random but does anyone know how to make the Sims 4 cheat that allows you to remove werewolf traits that are stupid to actually work I am desperate

[frankie-the-undead]

The fact that, apparently, New Yorkers bite 1,600 people annually gives me the firm belief that Frankie has probably bitten someone IF provoked enough.

[chibishortdeath]

Maybe this is just me being autistic or something, but I do not understand how movie/TV adaptations of games are so hard to make. The original media is right there??? Just use it as a basis for your script?????? Add and subtract where necessary for the medium while still keeping it the same story at heart????????? “But it’d be boring if it was a whole tv show” ok then why is it not boring as a game???????????? Why do people replay games then???????????????????? I don’t get it.

[canisalbus]

just a quick ask to tell u it makes me super happy seeing the detail u go into when pointing out stuff u like about other people's art of ur ocs :3 it's so rare to see but it's so so motivating!! <3

Thank you! I don't take any interest for my art for granted, and if someone goes through the trouble of drawing my characters for me, I feel like trying to write a proper response is the least I can do. For a visually oriented person, receiving gift/fan art is a huge deal, it means someone considered my goobers worth their time and effort, they've probably been thinking about them more than a little and found them inspiring in a way or another, and I find that terribly flattering. It's extremely fun and interesting to see other people's takes on them. And I've drawn stuff for people as well, I know how nice and rewarding it feels to receive a response that is longer than a word or two. Positive comments like that can linger in people's minds for a long time, at least for me they do.

[pinknpoodley]

i like imagining an au where ivan is in the timeline of the movies but howlington doesn't exist, freddy just meets him randomly as part of a rival werewolf clan. but also movie!freddy just hanging out with these four dogs and seemingly having no friends otherwise is funny to me and would give ivan more reason to tease him. bonus points if he sees him hanging with the dogs before he finds out he's a poodle or even knows he's flasheart's son, and passes him off as some weirdo difkgh

[livebeginning]

Dunno if I'm the outlier here but I'm a lot less likely to reblog a fic if it isn't under a read-more. Sure, put the first paragraph before the read-more to get people hooked, but the majority should be under. I know not all of my followers want to read fic and I don't want to put something on their dash that takes a minute to scroll past, especially on mobile. Hell, if I see a fic in a tag that I'm not interested in reading, making me scroll past 5k+ of words only makes me tempted to block that person so I never have to do that again

TL;DR please put your fic under a read-more