#this MIGHT be dumb and i MIGHT be deleting

[captainpricespuppyboyfriend]

Me

[m0llygunn]

whenever I’m looking for a specific ‘lost’ fic, I don’t bother using tumblr, I use google. The best way to use google to find a tumblr fic (to my knowledge) is to search it like this:

site: means that only the site that you type in will be shown. The quotes ensure that those keywords are always included in every result shown. So if you know that the fic you want has specific words in it, you can add them in quotes. You can also add multiple quoted words/phrases.

For example, pretend I started reading a fic, read the first few lines and then the page reloaded and the fic got lost. I know the fic was about Eddie Munson, and his tutor, and it started with “you’re failing gym” — I can put those three things in separate quotes like this:

And then I get this:

While this isn’t fool proof (the first link literally brings me to the eddie munson oneshot tag lol), I did get the title and one of the tags it was filtered under. Then you can just quote search it with the new gathered info, click around, I’m sure you’ll find it.

Anyway, that’s how you find lost fics. You can also use this to find fics that you want to read, it filters way better than tumblr does lol and also! you can add years in quotes!

[coochie-sniffer3000]

claus: where are we

ninten, fully lost: our first date?

claus (buying it): hahaha really

[galactic-rhea]

in my sith raised anakin AU, he still gets most of his limbs chopped btw

[monalisahyperdrive]

Primarch names from least moanable to the most moanable - entirely subjective.

Factors taken into account:

Name length

How easy it is to say

General vibes ('imagine having sex with a guy and having to moan gilbert')

I wrote this instead of sleeping. I don't know either. This is getting posted and I will probably never address it again if I don't delete it during my break tomorrow. I should not be given internet access past 11pm.

Perturabo

It pained me to put him all the way down (up?) here at the least moanable as I fear he may actually be one of my favourites, however... I am not delusional enough to ignore that not only is this a pretty long name, a good amount of people struggle not only to say it but to even spell it. Not at all dyslexia friendly. I would give it a good go but I feel like in order to enjoy yourself you kind of have to accept you will be calling him 'Perty' or 'Bo' or whatever you prefer.

Sanguinius

Sanguinius fans please spare me but this is a long ass name at 3? 4? syllables. I don't even know what you could call him for short instead. However, I don't doubt that it's entirely possible, I just think it would take a while to stop stuttering through.

Mortarion

Another long name. Are you sensing a pattern yet? I am. More moanable due to having less vowels than Sanguinius and less harsher (?) consonants like in Perturabo. Pretty middle of the road, easy to pronounce, could probably be easier if you just start calling him 'Morty' instead.

Alpharius / Omegon

Alpharius is again another longer name that I feel like I would trip over for a good couple weeks. I am NOT shorting it to Alpha. I must maintain my dignity, whatever crumbs of it remain. Omegon is an easier name - likely due to it having less syllables (3 rather than 4). However, I feel like the only way to shorten it would be 'Meg' and that would make me laugh and I would get distracted. Remember how I said this is subjective? This is why.

Jaghatai

3 syllables, easy enough to say, not a lot of vowels or harsher consonants to trip over. Incredibly doable, and I'm sure many have tried it. Hell, I'd certainly take a good stab at it.

Angron

Harsh G right in the middle, otherwise no complaints really. 2 syllables. Straight forward. You could certainly give it a good go.

Rogal

2 syllables - easy right? Wrong. Evil G right there in the middle again. Probably would have been higher (lower?) on the list if it was softened with maybe an H right after. Alas, it is not so.

Corvus

2 incredibly easy syllables. The V is a little evil (harsh) but with a relatively short name and a soft starting consonant I'm sure it's manageable. Best bird boy. Not much else to say.

Fulgrim

Although apparently a good chunk of people have given it a go - or at least his wives have - we're back to the G dilemma. Personally I'd suggest calling him 'Fulgie' - like Fergie but worse.

Konrad

Quite possibly the most normal name on the whole list. Konrad. Everyone can say Konrad. An easy two syllables with the harshest letter right at the start. Easy peasy.

Roboute

I actually don't know if this is 2 syllables or 3. I even went and looked on Reddit. Some people are saying Ro-Bou-Te, I've been reading it Ro-Boot. Either way these are easy, with the harshest sound being the T of all things. Either way I don't think moaning for poor long suffering Robert is too tricky.

Vulkan

Deceptively soft V and K. What a pleasant surprise. Anyone could moan this easily, and he'd probably be delighted.

Lion

Objectively this is incredibly easy, which is why it made it so high (low?) on the scale. However, I would argue moaning 'Lion' in full sincerity is somewhat hilarious. That sure is the name of an incredibly powerful (and unfortunately incredibly sexy) man.

Magnus

Easy to moan. Probably wouldn't mind if you gave it a go. Again, one of the easier names. I'm sure he'd be happy to tutor you on the subject.

Lorgar

Flows nicely, 2 short syllables, incredibly straight forward. Started mentally calling him 'Lorgie', never recovered.

Ferrus

Incredibly straight forward name. Ferrus, pronounced the same as Ferrous, like the iron tablets. Something something you should do it, it's medicinal.

Leman

Not at the top due to the time it took to decide whether it was Lee-man or Le-man (like lemon). Personal gripe, but if you've gotten this far down without understanding that I don't know what to tell you. Quick, easy, sure why not.

Horus

As much as I wish to be deeply spiteful and shove him somewhere unremarkable in the middle, I just can't do it. This is an easy name. Don't worry, if you struggle at all I'm sure he'd be willing to let you keep trying until you figure it out. Bastard.

[evansbuck-ley]

8x11: bucktommy being completely insatiable and horny for each other. evan “heart eyes” buckley back in action. both of them looking at each other with so much love and fondness. both of them actively expressing that they want to be together and try again. straight eddie dropped TWICE. buck saying with chest he doesn’t not have feelings for his STRAIGHT best friend

bvddies: OmG BuDdIe CaNoN!! We NeVeR BeEn So ClOsE!!!!!! GaY EdDiE NeXt EpIsOdE.

[witchexia]

Hello, dear patient.

I want to play a game. For weeks, you have been missing your therapy sessions. But, it's time to make up for the missed sessions. There is a piece of paper on your left, with a pen. You have 5 minutes to write down how you've been feeling for the past week, or else the door to the room will open, and a hoard of ducks, including Maverick, will quack at you and bite you. Live or die, make your choice.

[claymton]

People will larp about understanding mental health issues but the moment you aren't wailing about how pathetic and sad your life is because of your disorder and instead are "loud" they'll turn their backs on you

[bluejey]

this has probably been done before

[cinnabuncrumbs]

if trump wins this election i WILL personally be regarding everyone that told me they weren't going to vote with distain. because of the system or whatever . you dumb fuck. you arent going to break the system by not voting youre just gonna make it worse for everyone else because not voting is not overthrowing the system. people who try to argue that "not voting isnt a vote for trump" are fucking stupid and im sick and tired IT IS !!! TRUMP VOTERS ARENT GOING TO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP. if you disagree with harris on her views of israel thats fine because i do too but good lord letting trump win wont help. because he'll make that worse and also literally everything else. if you didnt vote and you couldve i dont like you

[finelinens1994]

i was trying to draw a very dramatic c!dream accidentally posed him like a statue outside of a pizza shop so now it's c!dream bringing his buddies some pizza. wahoo pizza night!! :D

[stxrdust-widow]

Ok quick question that @profwonderbearthementalista sparked regarding this scene in the finale:

Was she doing period math (like I had originally assumed) OR was she counting how many people she invited to her wedding (like most of the normal fandom had agreed upon apparently)?

[attention-all-pickpockets]

trying to send out the opposite of what i'm feeling inside right now.

i hope you guys are doing okay. i hope you're safe. i hope we can survive this. i hope i can survive this. i hope we can find things to prevent us from becoming statistics. i hope we can hold onto trans joy with everything we've got. i hope my life doesn't have to end before i get to inhabit my own body without this ever-present knot of dread and self-loathing and hopeless dysphoria in my gut. i hope i don't lose the little shreds of hope i still cling to. i hope there is still something to live for and to get me out of bed tomorrow morning and every morning after.

i spend every day thinking of the last lyrics of hebrews 11:40, my favorite song these days, which i have posted endless times on this account. it feels like a fantasy now, but it's all i've got.

" take to the hills, run away

i'm going to get my perfect body back someday

if not by faith, then by the sword

i'm going to be restored "

[hanniesthoughts]

i’d like to think if i ever had a stalker he’d follow me on tumblr you know and then we would start kinda talking and he would save all the photos and videos that i post have a cute little folder on his phone~ then one day he decides he wants to hear me whine in real life and cum on my tongue for real not just to a picture, so he somehow finds me and doesn’t come into the house yet but watch in from afar….

till one night when i go out with friends that’s when he sneaks in, he wonders around going into my bathroom getting my dirty panties and pockets them, doing swathes of my makeup and licking them off, he lays down in my bed huffing my scent hips buck into the air his hand slips into his pants before…

he hears my front door unlock and me drunkenly stumble though my house he quickly rushes to hide in my closet, he stands watching me take off my clothes and get into bed, he stays just look for inside my closet waiting for me to sleep till he hears me whine and moaning i’m sprawled out on the bed touching myself drunk heavy body shaking with desperation….he watches intently as his hands drift down to his aching cock he stuff my panties in his mouth so i don’t hear him moan.

he waits till i fall asleep before walking over to bed, his fingers gently brush over my lips slowly pushing them into my mouth, he takes a photo then he moves down groping my boytits hard enough to leave marks, he takes another photo then he places the camera down as both his hands make their way to my thighs squishing them jiggling them in his hands till he moves up to my inner thigh he spreads my cunt with his fingers before taking another photo….

i start to squirm in my sleep he backs away and kisses my cheek and leaves….

[amyjustcos]

[cutiekelley]

kay but

what dirt does he have on Wolfie?? 😭😭😭