#thinly veiled threat

[j-ad1]

How likely do you think that Piss Harbor will continue to call Aqua by Blynth?

depends on how much leverage i can come up with. as a writer of many aus i can create wonderful fluffy oneshots for ships like brynth, blarb and trickory, or i can can write some messed up aus that torment the soul like that one au i did last month. im sure piss knows better.

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[panthermouthh]

“It is more dangerous than you think in this country.”

[cynomain69]

something about how every mercenary in sumeru probably has a story about being awkwardly propositioned by an akademiya student on the verge of a mental breakdown about their thesis

[nocherrybombs]

She's Trying to Flirt

Arlecchino: Lady Furina, on behalf of the children of the House of the Hearth and myself, I would like to offer you this assortment of cakes as a token of our appreciation for your hard work. I hope that we can put any past indiscretions behind us.

Furina: "Indiscretions"?! You tried to murder me!

Arlecchino: Oh, did I? My apologies. In my defense, my objective was to take the gnosis, not to kill you. Had I truly intended to end your life, I would have done so. Rather easily, I might add.

Furina: Sorry, I'm just... you're giving me a lot of mixed messages here and it's very confusing. Is this how you usually apologize to people? With cakes and thinly-veiled threats?

Arlecchino: I have never apologized to anyone before, so I must confess to my own inexperience. How am I doing? Has my performance been satisfactory?

Furina: It could use some work.

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Lyney, back at the House of the Hearth: So, tell us how it went! Did you put the moves on her like we talked about?

Arlecchino: Indeed, I did, and to great effect. In fact, she was sweating profusely and her eyes were the size of dinner plates the entire time we were talking. I believe that means she fancies me.

Lynnette: I suppose that is one of the things it could mean.

[floral-sacrifice]

this is ur punishment for snooping around....... shoulda never trespassed on my property, boy

i KNOW my irl found my blog. should i start posting and reblogging more deranged and discomforting shit maybe. just to be silly n obnoxious... oh u wanna read my blog n see the insides of my mind?? TERATOPHILE BLAST!!!!!!!!!

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie: When we first met, your uncle looked at me the way every woman wants to be looked.

Webby: And how’s that?

Goldie: With fear in his eyes.

[emergingghost]

why is fender holding their julien baker interview hostage. i need it now to survive

[xxthefairywitchxx]

My boss is a weasel He keeps me from the easel I'll fill him full of diesel I'm gonna pop the weasel

I got a job at a candy shop And I listen to Insanity Pop When I feel down it builds me up I'm a balloon til I go pop

Pop goes the weasel Pop goes the weasel Pop goes the weasel Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!

@theandrewgraves I didn't forget to tag you not at alll....

[springlucked]

Hey man, I got you pizza!

I thank you dearly for the pizza.png

[dracanboys-m]

i really love this post and i also think it sums up . the au really well

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

Dead Beauty's flag is red with hourglass on it.

This is considered deeply ironic by those Isle kids who did not fall asleep during their history lessons.

(outside of the AU, it is the flag of Shattered Hope, too)

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[jalebi-likes]

I love Chand Jalne Laga, I love IPKKND and I love Tumblr.

But if anyone chooses to see the rest of Chand (especially post my multiple warnings because I love the show and need to express the love and disdain for the dismemberment of the show post Episode 49 starting 3 minutes and 29 seconds)

Then I'll leave Tumblr...

Forever

Or do something illegal

Just saying

Hell even the lead mourned the show for a legit 2 months and got a breakup haircut after the end of the show - who am I at this point?

[jinxneedssleep]

I just watched Prismarina’s new ep and timeflow is so fascinating in how it’s constructed

Every conversation Pris has with Cleo sounds like it’s through gritted teeth

Pris adamantly insisting she is a nice person to the one person that knows otherwise

“Kind people don’t have to say they’re kind”

Pris convincing herself that the Supreme Witch is her duty

Cleo, one of the most formidable witches, backing up when she gets close

[sad--fem]

genderists inability to tolerate criticism of even a single trans person is so annoying and the kind of performative reactionism where "someone criticized a trans person so now we must exult them as a perfect pillar of humanity" is irritating and scary in equal parts. I feel like regardless of gender identity, or your thoughts on women's spaces, dylan mulvaney is a huge creep and you have permanently damaged the part of your brain responsible for identifying threats if you think dylan is some sort of extremely genuine, positive, sweet being of kindness