#things will be getting spicy soon ;3c

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Hi hiiiiii! Firstly, lemme just say I absolutely ADORE your fics on wattpad and im SO thrilled you're also here on tumblr now??!?!? An absolute treat, this is <3

Anyways as for requests— can I request Larissa and/or Marilyn dealing with Y/N who's got a really bad sleeping schedule thanks to having the WORST case of insomnia? (fluff most appreciated, but IF you want somth more spicy to deal it, I wouldn't say no to it hehe 💕 :3c)

Thank you sm <3

Thank you for the request and so sorry it took literally MONTHS!!! But here it is now!! And thank you for your kind words, means so much to me <3 I really hope you enjoy this, I made a few changes to it. I don’t have that much experience with insomnia, but with sleep deprivation so I wrote about that, I hope it is okay!

No Rest for the Wicked

Pairing: Larissa Weems x fem!reader

Warnings: sleep deprivation, health issues, fainting, worrying, fluff

Word count: 2.5k

Summary: Larissa tries to help you when she notices how little you’re sleeping…

You sighed deeply as you raised your gaze from your laptop and looked out the window. A heavy fog had descended on the school grounds, reaching as far as the tired eye could see. 

The fog was persistent, it was thick. 

You felt like your thoughts were similarly clouded. You smiled at the irony. 

Returning your gaze back to your work, you looked at the time, it was way past 4 am already. Larissa would wake up soon. 

For the past few weeks it had been like this. You were staying up late, only getting a few hours of sleep a night. And sometimes, like tonight, no sleep at all. 

You felt that you didn’t have enough time. The work load you had felt like the weight of the world rested on your shoulders. You had stacks of ungraded papers, lesson plans to finalize, and a curriculum to update. 

You were exhausted. 

You tried your best to hide it, you didn’t want Larissa to get worried. Because her concern would’ve broken your heart. 

Every day went like this: You ’got up’ at 6, prepared for your lessons of the day and started at 8, taught for 8 hours straight, got back to your shared quarters and spent the rest of the night with Larissa. And after she had fallen asleep, you’d finish your work and prepare for the next day. 

You didn’t have the heart to tell your wife how much workload you’d had recently and how overwhelming it was for you. You had had difficulties in the past finding time to spend together, and after months of you both trying to work it out, it was, indeed, working. 

But lately, it had become too much. With the work, of course. You knew that Larissa would get concerned and start panicking and rushing things to make it better. You didn’t want that. She had her own job to do, which definitely had a workload twice as big as yours was. You felt pathetic. Your wife does three times the work you do in a day and you’re still stressed? Yes, pathetic. 

You finished your lesson plans for the day, just to save yourself some time later. 

It was 5:13 am when you were done. You rubbed your temples to ease your already growing headache as you got up from the desk, swayed there for a bit before making your way to the bathroom. 

You winced at your reflection in the mirror. Your dark and puffy undereyes were still there, if not even more bad and noticeable. This was the first time in your 25 years of living that you had had eye bags. You knew it was bad. 

You hopped in the shower to keep yourself up and maybe gather some energy to get through the day. At first the cold water did wake you up a bit more. Then, when you turned it a little bit warmer, you realized how bad of an idea it was. The warm water relaxed all those tense muscles in your body and you closed your eyes to enjoy the feeling. 

And your eyes stayed closed for a bit too long. If you weren’t so tired, you would have laughed at yourself. The image of you half asleep, standing in your shower. What in the actual fuck, really? 

But something made you jump and push your body’s cries for help and sleep to the back of your mind. 

”Darling?” You heard Larissa’s hoarse morning voice call out to you from the door. 

”Mhm?” You hummed as you turned the water back to cold to not almost fall asleep again. 

”Nothing, just wondering how you’re up so early every morning this week, usually it’s a task itself to get you up,” She chuckled at her own words. 

You smiled to yourself and turned the faucet off, stepping out of the shower so you could see her. 

You noticed how she was checking you out, biting her lip as her eyes roamed across your body. You smirked at her as you took your towel and dried yourself, about to wrap it around your bare body. 

She quickly snapped out of her trance and stepped forward, taking the towel in her hands and unwrapping it, causing it to drop on the floor. 

”I don’t think we’ll be needing that.” She said in a low tone as she pulled you flush against her body by your waist, attacking your neck with her mouth. 

You hummed in delight and closed your eyes in satisfaction at the sudden move, wrapping your hands around her neck. 

You let out little gasps, you couldn’t even let out a simple moan because of your sleep-deprived state. 

And it felt so good, feeling your wife’s lips on your neck, still keeping your eyes shut, leaning into her, maybe leaning too much, starting to drift off, losing your balance… 

Your eyes snapped open when your heard Larissa’s sudden, loud gasp, as she had her arms tightly wrapped around your torso to keep you from falling to the hard floor. 

”Darling, what on earth just happened here?!” She asked in shock as you stood up. 

You took a moment to process what she just said, just because you couldn’t think as fast as usual. 

”What? M’sorry, just got a little.. distracted there, I think..” You responded hazily, trying to focus your eyes to look into hers. 

She ducked her head a bit, trying to get a closer look of you and inspecting your condition. ”Are you alright? You had me worried there, are you sure you want to go to work today? You can take the day off, okay?” 

Your eyes widened in panic, ”No, no, Rissa I am absolutely fine, and I will not be taking the day off. You shouldn’t be concerned, I am okay.” You said hurriedly and walked away, leaving your wife standing in the bathroom, extremely confused and concerned. 

-

”Okay, I think it’s time we all head for lunch, see you guys tomorrow!” You announced the class with a smile, packing your things and leaving for the dining hall. As you entered the hall, you seached for your wife with your eyes, as you always ate lunch together. She wasn’t there. 

You yelped loudly when you felt someone grab your shoulder from behind, causing some people nearby to look at your weirdly. You turned around, ”God, you scared me, Rissa,” You breathed out. 

She just responded with a laugh, sliding her arm to the small of your back and guiding you to walk together to get the food. 

As you sat down, you began eating in silence. You opened a can of energy drink, something that you’d been drinking a lot these days. You didn’t usually even drink those that often, but you needed something to keep you up and awake. 

Larissa sent you a scolding look, a frown tugging at her lips. ”Y/N, what’s this?” 

You widened your eyes, you didn’t want her to find out like this. Or any other way. ”Oh, that’s just an energy drink. Thought it might give me a little boost.” 

She narrowed her eyes slightly, ”A boost? Y/N, darling, this isn’t healthy. Are you not sleeping enough?” 

You smiled, but it was forced. ”Rissa, I’m fine. It’s just been a busy week.” 

She sighed, looking at you with worry-filled eyes. ”Y/N, I can see something is going on, don’t shut me out. Whatever it is, I’m here to help you. We’re a team, remember?” 

Your gaze softened, you were really lucky to have her. But you didn’t want her to know. You didn’t want her you worry about you, because when Larissa got worried, it was all she could think about. She couldn’t work, rest, do anything. She’d have to get to the bottom of it. 

You pursed your lips and took her hand in yours, ”I know, and I appreciate that. But I’ve got this, Rissa. Trust me.” 

-

It had been a few days since that, and your condition and fatigue were only growing worse. Your work load seemed to have doubled since that day. You were trying (and struggling) to stay awake with the constant consumption of caffeine. 

The fog was growing thicker and thicker. You barely could see where you were walking. 

Larissa had had enough. She had been watching your extremely concerning situation unfold in the past few days into something much more worrying. She couldn’t bear seeing you suffer like this for a moment longer. This had to end now. 

You were sitting in your classroom, head buried in your hands as you tried to take a deep breath so that the pounding headache you had recently gotten would go away. You’d taken more aspirin than you probably should have, but it didn’t do anything. You were feeling miserable, physically, and that way, emotionally, too. 

Your eyes began to feel heavier and heavier, and you almost didn’t hear the sharp knock on your classroom door. You flinched harshly at that, squeaking a quiet, ”It’s open.” 

You heard the door opening and the familiar clacking of heels filled the room. 

”Darling?” 

Her voice was soft, almost a little wary. 

You raised your gaze to meet hers, ”Yes?” 

Her eyes were filled with concern, barely hidden. ”I’m worried about you. I can see that something’s going on, and if you’d just please, please let me in, I could help you. Okay?” 

You pursed your lips. You knew this was coming. ”Larissa there is absolutely no reason for you to worry. I am fine, okay?” Your voice was a mixture of frustration and exhaustion. 

”No, you’re not.” She snarled, her tone of voice contrasting the one she had just moments prior. ”You’ve been running on fumes for days! Darling, this… this can’t go on any longer.” Her voice broke as her eyes held a silent plea. 

Your jaw clenched, eyes fixed on the floor. ”I can handle it.” Your voice was barely above a whisper, and it was becoming harder and harder to keep convincing yourself that. 

”Y/N you almost collapsed earlier! This can’t go on.” She stepped closer, reaching her hand out to touch your shoulder. 

You shrugged off her touch, ”It was nothing. Just a moment of dizziness.” 

Larissa scoffed, her patience was wearing thin. ”And what happens when it’s not just a moment? What happens when you can’t get back up?” 

Something in that comment did it. Your eyes flashed with fury as your tone of voice turned into one laced with venom.  ”You just don’t get it, Larissa! I can fucking handle myself!” 

Her brows furrowed and you could’ve sworn you almost saw her flinch a little. ”Look, I am not trying to belittle you. I just want and need you to take care of yourself.” 

Your head tilted as your eyes held nothing but defiance in them. You felt your breathing pick up, uncontrollably, and how that pounding headache seemed to double, you started feeling a little lightheaded. But you chose to do what you’d been doing for god knows how long now. You ignored it. 

”I don’t, I don’t need you constantly watching over me.” You said, out of breath. 

Your wife’s expression dropped as she realized your condition and what could be happening next. She approached you cautiously, attempting to try and calm you down. ”Y/N, darling, this is not about control. It’s about caring for you.” She told calmly, cupping your face with her soft palm. 

You shook your head, ”You suffocate me, Larissa! I can’t breathe with you hovering over me all the time!” 

Larissa’s heart sank at that. She never meant for it to come to this. She only wanted the best for you, to protect you. 

”Y/N, please, I…” 

Your breathing laboured and before she could finish, your legs gave way and you collapsed on the cold, hard floor. 

”Y/N!” Larissa’s voice came out as a terrified cry as she rushed forward to try and catch you, but she was too late. 

Tears welled up in her eyes as she knelt beside you, shaking you gently and trying to wake you up. ”Y/N, can you hear me?! Please, say something..” 

Your eyes fluttered open, but you couldn’t focus on anything. Your breathing was still laboured and the words you tried to speak came out as a strained whisper. 

”Y/N, I’m taking you to the infirmary.” She breathed out as she scooped you up in her arms and rushed out the classroom. 

-

Since then, you and Larissa made an agreement. Well, you didn’t have much say in it, since Larissa demanded it. 

Larissa began monitoring your schedule, making sure you were following the new schedule she had made for you. And there was no room for negotiaton, absolutely no exceptions. 

Larissa also began cooking more, preparing the meals with care and love, making sure each one was balanced with important nutrients to get your energy levels for the better. 

Bedtime was the most strictly monitored. As evening approached, Larissa would guide you through a calming routine. She’d prepare a warm bath with your favourite scents, she’d slip in as well and wash your hair for you, massaging your head to calm you down. Then, she’d dress you into comfortable pyjamas and lead you to bed, prepare you a nice cup of tea and dim the lights. 

And she’d lull you to sleep with soothing caresses and words of affirmation, telling you how much she loved you, again and again, kissing your whole body as she did so. 

And it worked perfectly. You were feeling both, physically and mentally better. The dark circles under your eyes were slowly fading away, your energy starting to gain back. You also growed to appreciate your wife a thousand times more.

One evening, you were sitting in your shared bedroom, by your desk. Your laptop was open and you were determined to finish grading some papers for your students. Then, Larissa entered the room, the stern look on her face telling everything. ”Darling, it’s time for dinner.” 

You sighed, closing the laptop as you didn’t want to argue about it. And you were starving too. 

You ate in silence with her, you occasionally stealing glances at her. The way she fussed about your portion sizes, making sure you got the right nutrients for your health - you heart warmed as it was all an expression of love. 

Once you were finished, she led you to bed, undressing you and helping you with your pyjamas. I could’ve done that myself, you thought. 

”Now, off to bed. You need your rest, dearest.” 

You smiled as she laid down next to you, caressing your hair and kissing you softly. And you kissed her back, again and again.  Soon, you fell into a peaceful slumber, under Larissa’s loving gaze. She laid a final kiss on your forehead, ”I love you, my darling.” She whispered before drifting off as well. 

And if you looked outside, you’d have noticed that the fog had finally cleared. 

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last song i listened to: lmfao so my friends and i went to a sebeuntin concert together recently and while we were hanging out got kiof stickayy stuck in our heads and would randomly burst out singing HOW LONG BEFORE WE FALL IN LOVE in public so i listened to that last night while playing with my cats... unnecessary story time. also re: apateu we did that and many other clerb classics at karaoke which was a blast

favorite colors: lilac <3 as everyone knows. and then mint/teal and sunshine yellow are up there

currently watching: new abbott season and arcane s2! this was my twitter header for like 3 months when the first season came out like das my morally ambiguous babeyyy... i'm also watching current gbbo season but i'm somewhat behind and got spoiled about my fav being eliminated so now i'm like :/ also the redditors were pissing me off about her voice / attitude / etc. like OKAY WE GET IT U HATE WOMENNNN be quiet. anyway recently finished the english teacher s1 + only murders s4 which was my fav season of the entire show so far :3c good stuff

last movie i watched: i've fallen off so hard with movies these days someone needs to hit me over the head and tell me to get my brain into gear... but i did watch Look Back (2024) which i came into with very limited knowledge and was appropriately emotionally destroyed by. need to watch anora soon!

currently reading: gorl... don't worry about it. let's just say i need to stop reading fanfiction for a fandom that hit its peak in 2013 😔

sweet/savory/spicy: exactly as jo said i'm sweet > spicy > savory all da way!!! i have the biggest sweet tooth in the world it's dangerous i literally Don't Play Around about dessert. and half my family is from sichuan so u know i love my mala :saluting_face: even if it makes my tummy hurt after...

last thing i googled: nice try FBI!!!!

current obsessions: my kitties... T__T honestly they are my whole entire world every day i am filled with so much affection over how perfect and cutieful and lovely they are :( and obvious op81/f1isms aside recent gaming obsession is playing fields of mistria is anyone else into that!!! also k-pop adjacent but i've gone full eyekon lately i need them to release a new ep + tour asap because why are they kind of the perfect group LOL... but i'll stop talking k-pop on da f1 blog soz.

currently working on: omg i really want to crochet a bib thing for my kitties i think it would be cute TT and i still have the 814 girldad comics i sketched out that i need to finish incl. some suggestions people gave me as well... and i really want to work on potential stuff for aus25 but i'm like ??? idk we'll see... i was thinking of drawing my Own f1 snoopy merch without the huge lvgp logo taking 40% of the real estate lolol but it's all very ambiguous atm. also crazy how march 2025 is much closer than it seems!!! why does time pass so fast

i think everyone has done this tbh... apologies for belated rambling 😪

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least favorite disney movie protagonist ~

favorite kind of pain ~

a song to listen to when you've given up on being normal an entering your unhinged witch phase ~

describe or provide a link to one of your typical [written/audio/visual material] rotation for when you need to get yourself off ~

favorite place to get bit ~

What an interesting range of questions :3c

Least favorite Disney protagonist:

Whew haha how can I pick Just ONE? There are so many giant Yikes as far as protagonists go...

Imma just write off the old stars because i think their issues have been Well disected by now.

Sooo, I think the disney protag that I'm aware of and least fond of from more modern Disney is probbbably.....

Now-- Hear me out. Ella, from Ella Enchanted.

1. the movie is a Bastardization of what the book was.

2. she breaks the curse on herself by looking in the mirror and commanding herself not to be obedient anymore...... imagine living two decades or so being forced to do everything you're told only to- forced to steal- forced to break off your friendship and tell said friend you could never be friends with someone of her race/ethnicity...only to break it that simply.

3. she abruptly falls in love with the fucking prince after like 2 days of travelling and agrees to MARRY HIM after having been an activist fighting against the regime of the royals and everything they've been doing to unfairly segregate and subjugate the fairy tale creatures

As for my Favorite kind of pain... hmm.. Heat probably, but specifically directed dry heat (like from a hairdryer)... there is a bundle of nerves where my neck meets my skull where I can definitely almost come from forcing dry heat there for long enough-- given that thats not uuuhhh the sexiest xD impact play is probably next-most up my alley- looots of cushioning for basic spanking but a few Good smacks to the face, tits, etc (most places) feels great 🥰

A song to listen to specifically for when you've given up on normality and enter into your unhinged witch era?? Oooh Very specific question, Love the energy!

Im sure there are Lots of great possible answers here-- I'll just direct you to a few that came to mind:

SHUM by GO_A

Harpy Hare by Yaelokre

Sour Times by Portishead

How Soon is Now by t.A.T.u.

EAT ME by Demi Lovato ft Royal & the Serpent

Spellbound by Siouxsie & the Banshees

Go-To Sexy Stimuli for getting off-- I am.... a creature of novelty. I usually search out new things. The overwhelming majority of the time, I'm trying to find something new to spark my interest, but One of my defaults to return to when I am looking for that, are select pages within the Alfie comic (by Incase) I have saved pages to start reading at for different vibes... I'll include a few here but I've saved the pages for every spicy scene:

Semi-public fuckery: https://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/p-282

Drunken Bi realization Exploration: https://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/p-340

Anti puritanical restructured family dynamic goat-people/human orgy: https://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/p-615

Snowed in and Horny (part 1): https://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/p-675

👉🏻👈🏻 (There is Soo much more annd I just wanna highly encourage y'all to read this comic if you haven't yet! because It's so gooooood 💖💕)

Favorite place to be bitten...

for nibbling/gentle bites: my bottom lip when making out is Hott & the chest in general also likes gentle teeth

for bigger chomps: thighs (especially inner), neck, & arms >:3

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🧥 and 👻 :3

🧥 warm coat: share a happy or fuzzy scene from your wip!

Do I even have any warm fuzzies and happy scenes that don’t become spicy??? I can share something I haven’t yet!!! I have fallen so deep into the Stormcloak rabbit hole

Auda walked over and set the basket on the table. “I wanted to bring soup. But I don’t have any more travel cups.” She sighed as she opened the basket and set the food out.

Arrald walked over and put his hands on her cheeks. “You already do so much by coming here with food.” He leaned down and kissed her. “Divines. I cannot wait for this war to be over.” He wrapped his arms around her and sat down at the table with her in his lap. He rested his chin on her shoulder. 

“The food….”

“Will be delicious regardless of its temperature. Let me hold you.” He kissed the back of her neck. He pulled her closer. “You smell delicious, too.” He kissed her cheek. Arrald unwrapped his arms and reached to grab the food. “Did you eat already?”

“Aye.” Auda shimmied out of his lap and pulled a chair close to him. “I did save dessert. For us to share.”

Arrald raised his eyebrows. “Hmmm? Apple?”

Auda nodded. “Always.”

“Talos and the Divines blessed me with the most wonderful wife.”

Auda laughed. She leaned on the table and watched him as he ate. A soft smile spread across her face.

Arrald turned. “Got something on my face? My beard?”

Auda shook her head. She smiled. “Eat.”

“Aye.” He opened the bottle of mead. “You should bring wine next time.” He hummed. “Something you and I can share.” Arrald reached over and cupped her cheek. He caressed her face with his thumb. “Do you want some?” He offered the bottle. She shook her head. “Do you want to stay the night?” He raised his brows.

Auda’s face flushed. She covered her face. “Maybe….”

“I know you’ve been as lonely as me.”

Auda bit her lip and nodded. “Aye.”

“The soldiers won’t care.” Arrald turned his attention back to the food.

Auda hummed a bit. “I’ll stay.” Her face flushed again and she looked away.

“Good.” He pulled out the crostata. “Almost too pretty to eat. Just like you.” He cut a piece off Auda. “You spoil me too much….”

Auda took a bite of the crostata. “Hmm?”

“What are you going to do when we finally have kids?”

Auda nearly choked on the crostata.

Arrald chuckled. “I’m serious. Will they be as spoiled?”

“Aye.”

“Good.” Arrald licked his fingers. “I’m going to get fat after the war. Everything was delicious as usual.”

Auda smiled. “Good.” She laughed. “It’ll mean the war is over. And we both can finally relax.”

Then it gets spicy lol 😂

👻 ghost: can you tease some wip ideas that have been haunting you/something you want to write in the future?

I have a bunch of AU things I want to work on. Like Torygg living and joining the Stormcloak side. I want to have Abnur Tharn as Dragonborn after ESO Dragonhold …..

I have lots of werewolf ideas. Mara werewolf.

I don’t want to rewrite the Dragonborn questline so Dyrvina’s is getting changed a lot. Skipping a lot of the Thalmor and blades stuff bc like…. Yeah Skyrim is under Stormcloak control.

Vignar is gonna die soon :3c

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Last Song I Played: Splash of Color by Vincent Diamante

Favorite Color: Baby pink!! :3c

Last Book I Finished: The Maid and the Orcs by Finley Fenn (It's mostly smut...) Last TV Show I Watched: I don't watch TV.. but I am gonna try and watch Vinland Saga soon Sweet/Spicy/Savory: I love all three of these but I like savory foods most..

Relationship Status: Single. I've never even been kissed or held hands with a person in a romantic way.

Last Thing I Googled: Where to buy Sake in Yakuza 0 (I forgor...)

Current Obsession: My OCs rn I'm thinking about them very very hard UwU

Looking forward to: Going to get a coffee with my friend tomorrow :3

tagging....!! I,,, I don't really know ah I'm a bit , w , tired

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Last Song Listened To: Heretic Pride by the Mountain Goats, courtesy of Darby playing music from their computer hehe :) *waves*

Currently Watching: we've been watching so many movies lately but nothing currently, there's several movies i've thought of in passing so they get added to the neverending list etc... though technically i've gotten a few eps into The Last of Us, which we havent gone back to in a bit but maybe someday! i also have a tab open to a Dollightful doll custom video, to finish later hehe!

Currently Reading: i just finished Boys Run The Riot Volume 1, and am about 15 pages into The Verifiers by Jane Pek!

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: spicy and savory please, yum!

Current Obsession: OCs are always on the brain of course! currently rotating in my mind: Felipe and Gabriel cuddling after being snowed into Gabriel's parents house 😌

also i have gotten into playing Neopets again because of the daily quests system they just enacted, i love those lil guys and having a daily task!!! give me a chance to talk about my neopets i'll do it---!

also also--- Graveyard Keeper was 4 bucks on steam so i've been playing that alot. it scratches an itch that something like Stardew Valley does (which im also obsessed with, if given the chance to talk/think about) so ive been having fun with that. even if its more grindy than is ideal is a fun puzzle to me.

Relationship Status: *looks up at who tagged me* oh, you know.... but yes dating and living with Darby, blogging next to each other in our side by side desks livin the dream and such :3c

Last Thing I Googled: probably something relating to Graveyard Keeper....? ok that's kinda true theres so much i need to google from that game hkfkdh but also i checked my history i googled "host movie", it was mentioned on a stream we were watching i had to See. one thing about me is im always googling things, gotta know so many things!

Currently Working On: a drawing of Felipe and Gabriel, like i said, obsessed with them! though this sketch has been hanging around in my sketchbook for months im just now getting around to making it a digital piece.

also i am nearly done with a drawing of one of my neopets but i have to ponder on some of the design choices, so it's been sitting a little bit! maybe we'll see it soon!

I tag: tagging 9 people is so wild ummmm how about whoever sees and wants to do this please tag me i wanna see more about my buds! ok bye! :)

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Last song: Relax by Frankie goes to Hollywood. Another song that's been forever ruined by a movie I recently watched and now activates a pavlovian response everytime I hear it (<- starts foaming at the mouth but at least they don't want to kill the president of Malaysia. Yet.)

Fave color: FUCKIGN PURPLE BABYYYYYYYY

Currently watching: The entirety of Will Ferrell's filmography. All of it. I can feel my brain atrophying and shrivel with each one I manage to finish (with a few exceptions), but trust me: this suffering is not for nothing. I have a plan (<- the brain rot wrote this)

Last movie/TV show: Bewitched. The.. the 2005 version. It was cute I guess. It definitely didn't fill my brain with ideas about doing a themed AU but with werewolves or similar beasts ahahaha..!

Currently reading: Nothing, unfortunately. I got some titles I'd like to get back to now that I've got a little more time, but I still need to find the mental capacity to sit down and actually read :')

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: All of them! Combined, possibly. Like hot honey-glazed spare ribs.... Hrrmrmm.. Dammit, I'm salivating like a starving dog now, help dhjshsjs

Relationship status: People say I'm a self-insert Mary Sue slut... but the truth is, I have fifty BILLION boyfriends. And they all love me. And you're just mad that I'm having WAY more FUCKING FUN than you EVER WILL. You know, what's your damage? Maybe you should try having fifty BILLION boyfriends too, because then you might not be such a salty, jealous bitch. I'm just sayin.

Current obsession: Do I... Do I even have to say it? Take a look around and take a wild guess. The hints are there I prommy fjsbxjdls BUT!!!! I'm also going back to being obsessed with 3D sculpting since I'll be soon finally able to carry out the insane ideas I got... SOON!!!!! *cackling like a mad man*

Last thing you googled: How to stream movies on discord. And once I figure it out, we're gonna watch the Barbie movie. Together <3c

Tagging @taonpest @smimon @dansdaughter @monochromatictoad @hedjblogr @amazinlei (no pressure guys, ignore it if y'all ain't in the mood, I just wanted to let y'all know ily <3)

[threadsun]

\(//∇//)\Oh you little rascal you! Got me swinging my legs over here giggling and crap 😂 Dude, with me being a libra and all, I freaking LIVE for exchanges like that. I’ll gently push here and there (respectfully, of course) until BAM! I’M ON THE GROUND! I don’t do it in a mean way because it’s not in my blood, but it’s just so much fun to tease a bit! Shoot, am I brat? •.• But legit, I know the feeling, well, in a subby way at least. I’m just like, am I going too far? Was it too much? As you can clearly tell I’m a VERY descriptive writer so I’m just sweatin bullets over here being like, “Did I cross the line there?” Lol. But ahhh that makes sense with Joesph and Jack. Got that good old balancing act once they have healthier relationships with themselves. I can totally see them being service based! But UGH can you just imagine how amazing it’d be to finally have the conversation with them where they feel comfortable enough to share their sexual preferences because they feel safe and comfortable enough with you? Just all that healthy communication and then blowing their minds by just hitting all the right places, having them feel fulfilled and loved while they finally love themselves enough to enjoy it? That they think they’re WORTHY of receiving that love and attention and DESERVE IT? That they can be themselves and receive unconditional love? UGH, freaking love it man! Of course, I also love my Yandere spicy men, but like, healthy bonding and healing is so hot too! But that makes sense with Jack willingly pushes all of his precious desires down he had as Joesph. I know Jack is doing it personally to himself and is being shady af, but poor baby boi putting his life on difficult mode when he could just be loved as Joesph. I know the reasonings and that he’s a fully grown man completely aware of his actions, but my freaking heart man! I’m more emotionally driven than logic based so I keep those rose tinted super glued to my face 😂 Real people? Those bad boys be flying off from the moment they say hi. Fictional characters? What do you mean he’s not good for me? He’s only killed 4 guys and locked me in the house for 18 days so it’s not THAT bad!

-🎃

Sounds like someone might be a little bit of a brat, yeah ;3c but hey, that's okay! Just keep pushing and being bratty until someone puts you in your place and reminds you why you love to submit~

lmao yeah my default mode is flirting. I flirt with all of my friends and for my job, so I struggle to turn it off sometimes. But I don't wanna make people uncomfortable either? Then again, if people are coming onto the Kinky Smut Blog, they're probably expecting at least a lil flirting if they talk to me, hopefully?

Yes, exactly!! They're both service oriented, they want to please their partner first and foremost!! But when they finally get comfortable and can embrace the idea of being served, and having their needs and wants prioritised... oh boy does it blow their minds! As soon as they can get comfortable enough to open up with their partners about what they want, rather than just constantly catering to their partner's desires, it opens up a whole world of possibilities! Especially if their partner happens to have the same wants, and just hasn't expressed them yet. Healthy and honest sexual communication is so good!!! I love seeing it so much.

Oh relatable, like yes Jack did it to himself, but also 🥺 he's like this for a reason!! He's like this because of all the trauma Joseph went through!! Sure, irl I'd be like "dude it's on you to fix this shit" but like in fiction... I just wanna wrap him up and tell him its okay and hold his hand while we work through his issues together. I wanna give broken characters who do bad things because of their experiences the same love and care and understanding that I want given to me when I do bad things because of my experiences (though, the bad things I do are like being a lil bitchy not kidnapping). If they're worthy of love and care and help, then I am too! It's character therapy!

[companionwolf]

Dreamscape (FIST) - Hazard Function aka the first 8 sessions of the campaign

Session 1

1/22/2024 - 3h28m - rooms cleared: 4

Context: started our fist campaign; running the players through a modified Hazard Function (a character funnel normally), which in this game is actually a VR simulation that a NPC is trying to free them from (PCs all took a job that offered lots of benefits in exhange for time spent being used by the corpo who needed testers for the sim)-- all the PCs save Silver are not FIST mercs yet (that comes after the escape)

PCs: Pierce, he/him; Kinship, they/them; Silver, he/him; Hare, she/her; Innsmouth, xe/xem; Molotov, it/its

- this hospital is Weird, and the PCs are starting off strong by realizing that

- Where Are the Nurses, ask the PCs. The Staff. Why Don't We Remember How We Got Here.

- teehee :3c says me

- SURVIVE FUNCTION. RESCUE SOON.

- enter: the pitch black parking lot

- aaaaand they initiated combat already

- YAY A BOLT ACTION RIFLE

- FIRST INJURY OF THE GAME IS A GRAZE

- flashlight to the head says bye bye to half a enemies HP

- Molotov don't die, get away from that truck.

- being lifted by the throat sounds. Painful. Sorry Hare.

- INNSMOUTH WITH THE 'RAM XERSELF INTO THE ONE HOLDING HARE' MANUVER-- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK, THAT WORKED?

- Molotov continues to get shot :/ stop

- CAR EXPLODES ALA XCOM 2, ENEMY 1 DIES

- but Innsmouth, Hare, and Molotov are alive!

- Kinship jumps on a bitch and kills them

- Molotov tries to shoot back at the last enemy, fails ofc

- KINSHIP GETS SHOT AND THEN ALSO A CAR EXPLODES BASICALLY ON TOP THEM BUT THEYRE. ALIVE. they're fine I prommy

- Silver takes the rifle from Molotov, goes -_- and kills the last enemy

- group takes a minute to examine the dead things which are androids, strip them of weapons, and then go smashing parked cars (to find anything they use to patch their injuries)

- in the distance ...

- a office building

- OH fuck a TURRET

- oh they killed it in like. 3 turns

- Molotov's big wound is treated yay

- Silver uses his TRUTH trait

- the referee is kind (+1 medkit)

- Silver helps everyone but himself

- and we begin to move through the office

- that's where we ended today

Session 2

1/23/2024 - 1hr - rooms cleared: 3 (total 7)

- OMG ANOTHER HUMAN

- oh they're hostile ):

- gun turret the second one

- CAN MOLOTOV STOP GETTING SHOT PLS

- Silver continues to be a tank

- everypne is tearing their sleeves off to make makeshift bandages for everyone else ;w;

- Hare with the gun turret killshots

- the singular other hunan they saw has fled

- YIPPEE A LAPTOP

- too bad molotovs too ouch to use it rn

- pause for medical treatment yay

- Silver continues to put others above himself

- Silver: I see a way over this electrified water to the exit door

- * Silver falls in the fucking water *

- Kinship saves his ass from death by spicy water

- Hare nearly eats shit trying to get herself and Molotov across to the exit Silver pointed out

- OH BOY A PISTOL FOR PIERCE

- everyone makes it out the door but more than half fuck up their rolls to jump out instead of walk and take damage from the spicy damage

- ooo another parking lot

- this time ft Light. And barrels

- and also some androids that will shoot the party

- Pierce takes the fucking shot

- THE DICE SAY FAILURE, cue explosion

- so.

- the explosions killed both androids.

- BUT

- it also detonated their grenades, and a car, and a explosive barrel

- SHRAPNEL HELL BE UPON THE PARTY

- ..the dice say everyone got damaged

- everyone has hp at 0 or negative now :,)

- thank God for anesthetic depth optional rules

- anyway they need a REAL hospital

- but all they have is [checks notes] more parking lot that is surrounded by a forest

- and thats where we ended today

Session 3

1/24/2023 - 1h34m - rooms cleared: 0 (7)

- the team finds a bunker in the forest

- Silver leads the group down into it

- fuck the other people in the forest ig

- YAY MEDICAL SUPPLIES

- Silver plays doctor with everyone

- things that exist in this world: portable IVs/blood infusion tech and 'repair biofoam'

- also Silver continues to put himself last

- Kinship go AAAAAA bc ouch ouch fuck ouch

- Hare: can I offer you a paw in this trying time

- Molotov you know crying is okay right

- innsmouth leads further bunker exploration

- Pierce it's okay to ask for help

- SILVER OVEREXTERTED AND PASSED OUT

- and Hare just slings him over her shoulder #BAMF

- oh thank fuck some bunk beds

- let's just. Barricade ourselves in here. For safety

- NO MAN LEFT BEHIND says Pierce

- Hare is touched by the group continuing to be normal and not cruel about her being ultrahuman

- (Molotov voice) IM IN

- ... but the computer is boring

- innsmouth starts first watch, everyone else does a eepy

- and that's where we ended today

Session 4

1/25/2024 - 1hr - rooms cleared: 0 (7)

- Silver isn't used to people caring about him

- the bathroom in the bunker works! rejoice

- Silver gazes into the bathroom sink mirror and has a #Moment

- INSTANT COFFEE YAY

- and pancake mix yay

- Molotov knows how to make pancakes

#canon

- why does everyone in this party drink coffee black (save Kinship who just dumps a lot of sugar in there)

- INNSMOUTH GOT A MEMORY

- its about how xe can't make pancakes lol

- Silver asks God why they're kind, and when that'll stops

- yaaaaay breakfast as a family <3

- OH SHIT that door has a seal on it (the lock kind not the aquatic)

- Silver resigns himself to the party opening the sealed door and going to investigate whats inside

- party resupplies (items, weapons, clothing, etc) and prepares to unseal the door

- that's where we ended today

Session 5

1/26/2024 - 1h21m - Rooms cleared: 2 (9)

- door: unsealed

- bear: present

- hotel: trivago

- Molotov and Pierce do not believe in bear

- SURPRISE BITCH THE BEAR IS REAL

- THE BEAR IS LOOSE

- innsmouth takes a bears set of claws to xer legs oof

- dm makes unintentional bear puns and laughs

- Pierce kills the bear; dm makes another joke

- person on the cot drops some LORE

- also they didn't think hybrids were real

- # of times ppl have touched hares ears: 1

- Pierce Has Opinions On This Experiment

- oh this person is also an amnesiac

- but worse

- like innsmouth really

- Silver gives the person the codename Vex

- group brings back Vex to the bunker amenities

- innsmouth stays behind as the group goes back to scout out the rest of the bunker

- and thats where we ended today

Session 6

1/30/2024 - 1hr - rooms cleared: 0 (9)

- ooooo room of storage whats in there

- oh shit tanks . we xcom 2 in this bitch

- Silver ponders if this is a hospital. fucked up if true, he thinks

- Hare has beef with tanks apparently die to being a animal human hybrid

- Kinship knocks on a tank and their own face presses up against the glass lol #jumpscared

- 'their eyes aren't human. or ultrahuman. they're inorganic. machine.' definitely not foreshadowing

- oh FUCK that says Hare

- Silver leaves the choice to Kinship as what to do as their doppelganger struggles in the tank

- Kinship releases their doppelganger

- uhhhh the doppelganger doesn't have blood (that's probably fine)

- kinships doppelganger remembers more than they do, that's...also fine (:

- Pierce argues if these are all doppelgangers of the group, each should meet their other first

- Silver releases his doppelganger; both consider this being a plot point or hook

- Silvers doppelganger says the Fucking Thing (it's an end to afterlife, the answer to true death)

- THE FINAL DISEASE BABEY (<- this is an Eclipse Phase reference sort of lmao)

- and thats where we ended that session

Session 7

2/1/2024 - 26mins - rooms cleared: 1 (10)

- still in storage releasing the doppelganger

- Hare releases hers, they briefly consider who's the original, which of them is real

- Pierce releases his, explains what the group is doing and offers the doppelganger to join up

- Molotov frees it and Innsmouths doppelganngers

- this was a super short session

Session 8

2/13/2024 - 40mins - rooms cleared: 1 (11)

- group of 10 continue down the stairs

- oh boy a reactor room

- Oh Boy Heavy Androids

- OH BOY COMBAT START

- so. the doppelgangers are constructs ala TMBD <- silver's just opened a gunport on his arm and shot a dude

- a android tries to hack Kinship's doppelganger, fails, PCs don't know this is what it was doing but . Yeah.

- Kinship: is [gestures at the robot doppelganger situation] a problem ? / Silver: nah

- also silver: GM PLS BE NICE

- Pierce will give a fuck Later. Rn is Murder Time

- Molotov is just grateful for the help

- innsmouths doppelganger freezes up so bad Silver has to yell at xer to get xem to act

- Silver + his doppelganger take out the last android together

- the gm realizes 5 pcs + 5 dmpcs vs 3 enemies is not balanced very well. Whoops

- Silver searches for useful items, as he does

- they move to go through a door--

- FLASHBANG (?) OF EVERYONES SENSES

- oh shit WE'RE all in tanks?

- who is this man yelling at us

- why is this room fancy. also alarms?

- we'll find out next time

- tldr:

- they finished the hazard function portion of this part! yay!

Total time: 7h8m - 11/22 rooms cleared - 27/24 clock - finished in: 8 sessions

[wolfnlamb]

8, 25, and 29 for Aki :3c

(count this as sent from my @slf-nights sideblog hehe)

Spicy / Thirsty Self Ship Asks

Thank you for the asks and Im sorry I took forever to answer 😭

8. Any favorite places (ex. bedroom, kitchen, on a desk, against the wall, etc)?

If Aki could choose, he'd always want the comfort of the bedroom. He likes the privacy, being in his clean sheets, and being close to the bathroom, ha. But the kitchen has seen some nasty things, courtesy of my seducing antics. I can't control myself when I see him being such a malewife, making dinner so meticulously, patiently, and kindly. The next favorite place would be the shower. He likes when I scrub his back and reach around him and---

Really I'm the more adventurous one; Im down for any place in the house: couch, shower, balcony, staircase. It gets him flustered...but he likes it.

25. Do you and your f/o hold hands while making love? How tightly do they hold onto you?

Sometimes we do; if we're in the missionary position definitely. But he gets to lost in the moment his hands end up in my hair or sliding underneath to get a better grip as he thrusts. Sometimes the handholding makes him a little emotional, and he doesn't want to cum too soon, so he's gotta grab somewhere else.

29. Aftercare: I answered here! :)

[writing-and-rebloging]

Tagged by @arrancxr!

Favorite color: Black and green. And lately this sort of raspberry red-pink too.

Currently reading: so much. This is just manga (and not a full list, several pending on the some day I'll get back to you) but the actual list counting books alone is a nice +6 items longer at least.

—Noragami, Bungou Stray Dogs, Tokyo Ghoul: re, Boku no hero academia.

—To read list: Innocents Shounen juujigun, Jujutsu Kaien, chainsaw man.

Last song: 2 minus 1 — seventeen's Vernon and Joshua.

Last series: Grid (k-drama)! And I really, really need a season 2 soon.

Last movie: the visitor (2022, USA). It's... It's really not as good as the trailer may suggest.

Sweet/spicy/savory: sweet! Sugar and salt are the love of my life. Can't handle spicy tho.

Currently working on: the top things rn are a Fyodor (Bungou Stray Dogs) whump that I still haven't figured out but want to, Snider (Senjuushi) getting spanked in a non sexy way, and some Senjuushi first kiss headcanons that I don't whether I'll post or not. And a long fic that is lowkey bullying me from it's place in the to-write list.

And I'm tagging @https-casanova and @kerojorts >:3c

[katzuyas]

dazzle me with gold

from the start | ao3 | previous part

"That was the last one, my lords," Pavel announces after a man with a bouquet of golden lilies leaves to woo his beau. "Lady Yulianna has sent an invitation to lunch for you. She and Lady Mila expect you in the gardens at your earliest convenience."

Victor would much rather seclude himself with his Yuuri in the chambers and eat food straight from his sweet fingers while drinking in all of his beauty, but he shan't, because he is a proper adult who knows to tell apart the time for pleasure and the time for family. And, sadly, at this moment it is the latter.

"Do you wish to meet my aunt?" he asks Yuuri, still. "We can decline the offer, for it is just that – an offer. I'm certain she will take no offence if we prove to be absent for the time being."

Yuuri smiles at him, benevolent and kind, and says: "No need to be so cautious on my behalf, my lord. I already took a liking to Mila, so what harm could it be?"

Since Victor can find none, they accept and make their way to the gardens. Victor wraps Yuuri's arm around his own and rests the hand on his bicep as they take a stroll to where the gazebo sits among the trees and greenery.

The alleys of neatly trimmed flowers and bushes lead them deeper into the maze and Victor takes note that it is not much different from how he remembers it, and yet it is. The flowers much remind him of the meadows past Yuuri's parents' cottage, the bushes – those in the forest beyond the hills. The only thing that colours the contrast between the places is the memory of both, because while the cottage in-between the Giacometti and Nekola lands is a warm, tender glow in Victor's heart, the garden here is a pit of darkness and unhappiness that no sweet flowers or elaborate cut of the bushes can change.

"This is incredible," Yuuri says when they pass by a yew bush trimmed into a shape of a woman with bird-like wings. The goddess Nike, Victor knows.

"Or pretentious," he replies. "It depends on who you ask."

Yuuri turns a glance at him, inquiring, but not pushing. He never does, Victor realizes. He never pushes, simply accepts what Victor gives and waits for him to open up of his own volition. Should Victor choose not to, Yuuri accepts that as well, the caring man that he is.

Victor's heart swells with affection.

"This is the goddess Nike," he explains to Yuuri. "It is the surname my great grandfather chose when he was made a Lord. Nikiforov from Nike to mean those who are favoured by victory. If you add the name my parents have chosen for me, it all becomes quite much, don't you think?"

"Not at all." Yuuri hums. "Victor, favoured by victory with a touch of gold. I think it fits rather well."

"Ah, yes, I almost managed to forget that small detail," Victor says blithely. "Thank you for the reminder, dear."

Yuuri's laughter is a sweet sound among the dark memories of this place and Victor cannot help a smile of his own. He leans in to press a kiss against one of Yuuri's laughing cheeks. They're warm from the sun, flushed, and touching them feels like touching a freshly baked bun: squishy and sinful. Victor puts down the urge to bite into it. Alas, he does so with great difficulty.

"Come, love, let us go," he says, guiding Yuuri down the cobblestone path. "My aunt is not a person you should fear, but it is better not to make her wait too long."

"Is she your mother's sister or your father's?" Yuuri asks. "She's Mila's mother, yes?"

"Yes, she is," Victor agrees. "Aunt Yulianna is my father's sister. She is more of a family to me than the woman who calls herself my mother ever was or will be."

Yuuri squeezes his arm briefly at the bitterness that edged itself into Victor's words, so Victor smiles at him in apology.

"Mila takes more after her father, Viscount Babichev, than she does her mother, but you'll find that Aunt Yulia is a kind, agreeable woman. I hope for you to get along, if possible."

"I'll do my best," Yuuri promises right as they round the corner and come into a clearing where the fat gazebo redone in the fashion of the current lady of the house sits majestically against the walls of privet that surround the garden.

The gazebo itself is truly a sight to behold: the columns are covered with luscious vines of ivy and the gold of them peeks from beneath the leaves, while the roof glints in the morning light as if it is the sun itself. The inside is painted white, oozing brightness on an already bright day, but that is not what immediately catches Victor's eye, no.

Mila's red hair glints copper in the sun and it's a beautiful picture – one to contrast vividly with the pale silver of her mother's. It is a similar shade to Victor's own, only slightly more golden, but just as unprecedented. If anyone had doubts that she was born a Nikiforov, they would ease with a single look at the long locks braided over her shoulder.

Both ladies lift their heads as they approach. There is a grin on Mila's face, but Lady Babicheva purses her lips and eyes them with a narrowed blue gaze.

"Good day, aunt Yulia," Victor greets with a true smile. "And to you, Milotchka."

"How nice of you to finally join us, Vitya," Lady Yulianna says in return, tone unhappy. "Must you always make us wait on you?"

"I was taking petitioners, aunt," Victor explains. "If you have a grievance, bring it up with them next time."

The lady huffs, but her expression is light. Victor knows she is not terribly upset with him, but plays a hard woman to please likely to intimidate the only person new to them. Without waiting for her to ask, Victor unwraps himself from Yuuri's side and presents him to his last living family:

"Aunt, allow me to introduce to you," he speaks, voice sneaking into fondness when his gaze rests on the side of Yuuri's face, "this is Yuuri, the companion my heart has chosen."

Yuuri bows respectfully towards her, but before he can as much as rise from it, Lady Yulia makes a doubtful sound.

"Hm," she says, eyes sharp, "we shall see about that. For now, why don't you both take a seat?"

[nyaagolor]

may we please get the mirror world headcanons?

heck yes u may

Most of it will be under the cut bc I talk a lot

I like to think the Mirror World is a reflection of the regular world (I call it Prime World for convenience's sake), and by reflection I mean opposite. It's not opposite in a "good v evil" way, just in the sense that a mirror world counterpart is the inverse of their prime world self, for better or for worse. For example, Noddies in Prime World sleep for most of their lives, while Mirror Noddies barely ever sleep and are constantly alert. Instead of a Sleep Ability, they give Panic, aka the Kirby equivalent of slurping down 15 espresso shots in a row. The mirror world counterparts are no better or worse than the prime world, just different!

Headcanons for all the mirror world counterparts of the Star Allies (or at least the ones I've thought abt) are under the cut :3c

Shadow Kirby (Skirby): Where Prime Kirby is reckless, bold, and overconfident, Skirby is reserved, cautious, and kinda pessimistic. They're no weaker or meaner than Prime Kirby, but seem a bit shy and non-confrontational because they always want to scope out the scene before they launch into anything. Some might call it cowardly, but Skirby thinks it's pragmatic. Much like prime Kirby, though, he's the hero of Popstar and is usually the planet's last defense against whatever eldritch horror comes their way. He deserves a break, though, since unlike Prime Kirby he's not surrounded by friends to help him out

Shadow Dedede (SDDD): He started off as a good king, always being diligent, professional, and responsible in contrast to Prime DDD's self-serving, goofy ways. He wanted what was best for the mirror world, but life didn’t make it easy. The mirror dees, rather than the loyal helpers we know from the prime world, were backstabbing jerks who were loyal to no one but themselves. SDDD tried so hard to be a good king, but had no one to help, no one to pull him out of a slump, so he just slipped through the cracks and got worse. Bitterness and anger consumed him until he started looking out for himself and himself only. He became a tyrant, turning into an iron-fisted, merciless ruler whose laws were enforced through violence. DDD got better with the help of his friends, but SDDD got much, MUCH worse as a result of his isolation and loneliness. Also he has a battle axe instead of a hammer bc I think it's cool

Dark Meta Knight (DMK): He's basically the antithesis of a knight: he's willing to work for anyone no matter how rotten they are; he always plans on backstabbing them later, cares about no one but himself, never plays fair, and is a lazy, rude jerk. He likes spicy foods instead of sweets, challenges children to duels WITHOUT offering them a sword first, and is deathly afraid of heights, despite having wings. He was in the process of creating a land-razing tank called the Halberd, but his crew betrayed him and cut up his wings and mask so now he isolates himself out of anger and fear. After being with the Star Allies, he's made some friends and realized the value of teamwork-- also he likes teaching Adeleine swears. With Dark Mind gone and the Mirror World still a bit of a dump, DMK would much rather hang out in the prime world and get on Meta Knight's nerves. He tries his best to protect the two (2) people in the mirror world he does tolerate, though (it's skirby and sddd).

Mirror Bandee: Hates SDDD with a passion. In fact, he's attempted to assassinate the king at least 26 times, but fails both because SDDD is way smarter than him and also Mirror Bandee is a sniveling coward who runs at the first sign of danger. His repeated failures have made him more of a scaredy cat, so no one takes him seriously anymore. He has a knife and ties his bandana around his "mouth" like a scarf, but it doesn't help to make him more intimidating. His repeated attempts to kill the king (and more recently Skirby and DMK, who hang out with SDDD) have become a constant in their lives and weirdly enough they don't mind his company.

Mirror Marx: I always assumed that Prime Marx was a noddy with Mirror instead of sleep. Well Mirror Marx is the opposite-- instead of having Panic like the regular hyperactive Mirror Noddies, he has sleep. He didn't show up for the events of Amazing Mirror bc he was snoozin. Because of this, he never got the Nova's powers, never tricked skirby, and never did anything evil. In fact, unlike Prime Marx, Mirror Marx cares too much about everyone's feelings, is always kind, and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. He's the glue holding the mirror world together bc not even the worst of villains want to hurt him. He's just so darn CUTE

Mirror Animal Friends: Imagine the animal friends. Give them angry expressions and sunglasses. Now make them part of a gang. Yeah that's it. The Animals are no friend of skirby's and would sooner maul the poor kid than ever lend him a paw (or flipper or wing). The forest bows to their whims and they rule it like your typical mafia boss. They're jerks.

Mirror Daroach: See these posts.

Dark Taranza: Hoo BOY he's bad. He's real bad. He rules over Mirror Floralia (Sporalia?) which is underground and filled with nasty creepy crawlies. He hates getting his hands dirty and will do anything it takes to get more power and luxury so long as he doesn't have to put himself in danger. He only cares about one thing, and that's himself. What about Queen Sectonia, you ask? She was the original queen of Mirror Floralia, but Dark Taranza mind-controlled her into his puppet to do his bidding. When the people finally snapped and declared war on the tyrannical queen, it was her they shattered, being none the wiser that Dark Taranza was the one pulling the strings. He still has a box of her shards in his castle, just in case he needs a new puppet to play with. He loves jewels and machines, all things inorganic. The imperfections of flowers? Not his style.

Mirror Magolor: Quick tangent here: Mirror Lor Starcutter, rather than being a ship to BRING people to paradise, is a sort of pocket paradise, a little virtual reality magic... thing. It can also be easily modified to only open from the outside. That's important for later. Anyway, Mirror Magolor is brutally honest, but also rude, unfriendly, impulsive, and incredibly violent. He hates machines and will start punching a lamppost if he accidentally walks into it. Scrappy little dude. He would actually rather claw his ears off than be friends with another living being. He just likes brawling and destroying ancient artifacts and that's it. Well one day he tells the mirror crew he wants to go get this thing called the Master Crown so he can destroy it. SDDD, Skirby, Mirror Bandee and DMK realize hey, that'd be nice for us to have, let's join him and then betray him at the last minute. As soon as they get there, though, the crown ends up choosing Mirror Mags as a host before anyone can do anything. Oops! The others manage to shatter him... but then the crown pulls his shards back together and attacks them again. Realizing he's both totally lost it and also immortal, the others lock Mirror Mags inside the Lor as the crown erodes the last of his humanity. Consumed by blind rage and the crown's power, Mirror Magolor just lashes out at anything that moves, biting and clawing at whatever he can reach like a feral cat. There's like a 80% chance he has rabies.

Sorry to Susie, Gooey, Adeleine, and all the non-Star Allies crew, I haven't thought abt them yet

[killemwithkawaii]

K.E.W.K.: Daaang, this shit sure piles up fast...!

D.S.: I told you....

K.E.W.K.: You don't think I tried to fix things? That's what the whole second honeymoon thing was for!! It was a last-ditch effort to try to spark something again... And how could I just break up with it? It didn't have anywhere to go! No identity, no way of supporting itself, it has my name tattooed on it twice.... If I would have broken up with it, you all would have been in an uproar about me throwing it out in the cold! I was stuck between a rock and a hard place before D.S. showed up... [sigh] it's a huge relief. I'm really thankful to him 🥺💕

D.S.: I guess demons can be saviors after all, huh? ;) 💙

L.S.S.: .....

D.S.: [chuckling] Thank you for the idea! It really came in handy to stop most of that creepy moaning and groaning it was doing.

K.E.W.K.: I love that you chose the pink thread, too! It's serving up even more gurokawaii vibes now~

I've been eating better, now that I'm eating [laughing] but, I'm sure the snacks we've been munching on today are nothing compared to the Halloween feast we're going to have! Eeee, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it..~!!

L.S.S.: .....

D.S.: Ah, fashionably late with the welcome wagon, I see. You'd better work on your decorum if you're gonna be claiming the title of 'lead kouhai', around here, bestie :) :) :)

K.E.W.K.: Better late than never, sweetie! [whispering] you're living proof of that ;3

D.S.: Aww... 💙

L.S.S.: ......

K.E.W.K.: You still can't have my ultra-sloppy seconds, Meadow-chan >:C

D.S.: [Whispering] But we might leave the dishes outside, if you wanna pick at the bones later ;) 💙

K.E.W.K.: Thank you, Shin! Wow, first New Orleans and now Japan, huh? That sounds like quite the trip! We hope you and Polly have a great time together~ :D

K.E.W.K.: Aww, thank you, Anon! I felt bad for it at first, too, but now that I know what exactly it is and that it doesn't really have feelings beyond survival reflexes, it's easy to ignore that unnecessary empathy! t's like how I feel bad when I accidently step on a bug. You know it doesn't have the cognitive capacity to suffer, but you still get that little twinge of guilt for a second...

D.S.: Don't worry K.E.W.K., we'll squash those pesky feelings like bugs, too! :)

L.S.S.: .......

K.E.W.K. and D.S.: That's okay, we both like it rough, if you couldn't tell!! >:)

K.E.W.K.: Yeah, but it's a relief, you know? When something you don't really like finally breaks, you have a good excuse to throw it out and make room for new (or, in this case, original) things! That's the perfect analogy, Cali-chan! Thank you~ :D

D.S.: Hmm... surprises for Halloween... it is really soon, isn't it? Time sure flies when you're having fun... and you're an immortal whos perception of time is inconceivable to the average joe....

Well, since Mitchie came to their senses, we'll be doing it up together for Halloween! I think they already mentioned we're having a feast-

K.E.W.K.: A feast of FISHER >:3c

L.S.S.: ......

D.S.: [cackling]

K.E.W.K.: I've been looking up all kinds of recipes and brushing up on the best cuts of human meat and how to cook them... I know this is the internet, but I'm still surprised as just how many human butchery and preparation instruction websites there are! I've been reading about it all evening! It's SO NEAT~!! ;o;

D.S.: They found a lot of good ones, it's gonna be hard to decide just what to make...

K.E.W.K.: Oh SHIIIIIIIT~ This is perfect...!!! You know how I like my spice extra spicy~ 🥵🔥💖

Honey, do you think you could make those fried toes again? They were really good, but I think this ghost pepper extract will help give the dipping sauce an... extra kick >:3c

L.S.S.: [muffled, indecipherable]

D.S.: Oh, you want some, too, chewtoy? Here, this oughta help perk you up a bit... >:) 💙 [Whispering] Thanks for the honeymoon gift, anon! We all REALLY appreciate it....~

[ridiasfangirlings]

How about an erotic massage from Yata (as part of an anniversary/birthday/Valentine's day gift or something)? Massage smoothly flows into soft misaru sex. Fushimi should appreciate the efforts of her boyfriend/husband. (Fushimi, appreciate Misaki's efforts don't be an ass). let's say thank you to Chitose, his contribution to the expansion of Yata's theoretical knowledge of sex is invaluable.

Ooh I like this, massages are important :3c Imagine Yata wants to do something special for Fushimi for like their anniversary or something, he just wants to find something to really show Fushimi how much Yata loves him. Yata's trying to think of something good, like Fushimi's notoriously hard to buy stuff for and Yata thinks he would laugh at something like a romantic dinner. He decides to ask the Homra alphabet for help and it's Chitose who brings up the massage, like that guy works all day right so he probably gets all sore. Yata's suspicious that Chitose's mentioning something as tame as a massage and Chitose laughs like if you think it's tame you really are a virgin. Yata gets red in the face as he grumbles that he isn't a virgin and Chitose's like that's why you should go for the massage, leaning in to give Yata some advice that makes Yata's face get even redder.

A couple days later though Fushimi comes home from work to see Yata waiting for him, on the floor there's some blankets and a massage mat that he was able to borrow from a massage place that Homra once helped out. Fushimi raises an eyebrow and Yata tells him to take off his shirt and pants and lie down. Fushimi teases Yata for being so bold and he's surprised when instead of getting angry Yata just grins and says yup, he's got a good surprise so stop being a jerk and come lie down. Fushimi's intrigued enough that he takes off his clothes as requested, wearing only his underwear (Yata made him wear underwear that day okay, this isn't a normal thing) as he climbs onto the mat. Yata tells him to lie on his back and he pulls out like this scented massage oil he got from Chitose. Fushimi wrinkles his nose a little at the scent and Yata asks if it's bad, Fushimi shakes his head and says it's just unfamiliar, like it's a bit spicy, and Yata says it's supposed to help soothe his muscles.

Yata tells Fushimi to lean back and he decides to start with Fushimi's legs, putting the oil on his hands and slowly rubbing circles along Fushimi's lower leg. There's nothing rough in his hands, just these slow gentle motions as he moves higher to massage Fushimi's inner thighs. His hands are right against Fushimi's skin, slipping under the legs of his underwear and Fushimi gives this sharp breath when Yata's fingers just brush between his legs. Yata grins, looking up to see that Fushimi's not looking at him which is a sure sign that he's feeling good and doesn't want Yata to see. Of course Yata's not going to give up the chance to see Fushimi's face as Yata services him so he leans up, half climbing on top of Fushimi as he brushes Fushimi's cheek with his lips and murmurs 'Saruhiko.' Fushimi looks up sharply, eyes meeting Yata's and Yata gives him this hungry smile as his hands start moving along Fushimi's sides.

Soon Yata's just carefully working his way all across Fushimi's body, teasing his nipples and then massaging his neck while placing small kisses and bites along the places his just touched. Watching Fushimi relax and then start coming undone beneath him makes Yata even more excited, his slow careful pace getting faster and more insistent and he can see the way Fushimi's starting to breathe heavier. Soon Yata's got Fushimi's pants off and he's still massaging with his hands even as he starts pressing his body down against Fushimi's. Eventually it all dovetails into this really gentle but passionate sex and afterward Yata's cuddling Fushimi on the couch, wondering if Fushimi liked the massage. Fushimi starts to say something caustic but then he pauses and just buries his head in Yata's shoulder a little as he murmurs 'liked it,' Yata smiles and decides maybe for once he owes Chitose a thank you for his romantic advice.

[silverryu25]

I have a headcannon that sans doesn’t dress in lingerie much. He wear more comfy loose clothes. So what if one day he surprises his bara bone friend ( either bara red,lamia red or wolf red) in some sexy lingerie. Sans shyly asking if he looks okay and he kinda panics and wants to leave because he thinks red doesn’t like it but instead.... idk u decide next what do u think what will happen next miss silver ;) I wanna hear ur spicy predictions

Ohhhh! Another spicy one? >:3c

18+ only please!

Awwww! This is adorable noony X3

I really love the image of Sans standing in the bedroom, shy and blushing, probably hiding behind his hands cause ‘stars what was he thinking? red would just make fun of him for doing this cause he looks ridiculous!’ and as he got overwhelmed he’d turn and try to run but...

Bara Red: ... he would port to the door cutting off Sans’ escape. Poor Sansy would jump in place, not expecting it and as soon as he looked up at his big bonefirend, he’d see Red is bleeding a bit from his nose and wiping it with his sleeve, uncaring about getting it dirty. The look in Red’s eyelights would be filled with pure adoration and lust, cause ‘fuck, his tiny made dressed himself up just for him. and he looks like the perfect present. so sweetly wrapped and ready for Red to unwrap and enjoy.’

Red would take the smol monster and carry him to the bed, making sure his claws don’t damage the lingerie (he wanted to see Sans in it again after all). Gently he’d put Sans down and just pull back to watch and enjoy the sight of Sans laying there, legs pressed together, arms above his head grabbing the sheets, blushing hard. The stare Red would give Sans would make the small monster squirm, magic gathering in his joints and pelvis and the sight would make Red’s magic boil.

He would take his time unwrapping Sans, using his teeth to get the ribbons untied and delicately unbuttoning any parts that he couldn’t get with his mouth. The moment he uncovered some bone, he would leave a mark, biting and suckling on it, making sure Sans knew who he belonged to and how gorgeous he was. He would praise that skeleton until the little monster felt faint from the rush of magic to his cheeks.

Their fun times would last long in the night and Sansy would have trouble walking for a few days later... must be part of the reason why Sans doesn’t wear lingerie that much, huh? >;3

Wolf Red: ... he would run after Sans, grabbing his arm and spinning him back. The short chase making his magic boil. He isn’t really a guy that’s interested in what his mate is wearing, but the sight of Sans running in shame makes him growl and that makes Sans flinch. The moment Red saw that he would pull sans into a hug, nuzzling into his skull and neck, saying how gorgeous and pretty his little mate is.

After that he’d carry Sans into bed and go from nuzzling to kissing and biting, tearing the lingerie up with claws and teeth. Sans would probably squeak at him that it was not easy to get in his size and to be careful, but Red wouldn’t listen, too focused on unwrapping his mate and taking him fully. Cause let’s be honest, the lingerie is pretty but Sans’ bones are a million times prettier >;3

Sans not wearing lingerie that much with wolf Red would mostly because it gets shredded every time XD

Lamia Red: ... his tail would snap out and grab Sans, pulling him into the nest and Red’s coils. Seeing Sans run like that is always pleasing, but he wouldn’t really understand why he did this time. With a little coaxing, he would get Sans to admit that he was embarrassed and then he would just bluntly tell Sans that was dumb. Sans would probably be hurt, thinking Red meant that dressing up was dumb, but before he could spiral Red would follow with something like “ya look perfect in anything ya wear ssssweatheart” and poor Sansy would blush even harder. Seeing this Red would tell Sans that he could dress however he wants and he will love him the same.

Red might try and get Sans out of the lingerie without tearing it, but he would be frustrated with the ribbons and buttons and give up at some point, just tearing the whole thing off Sans. Sansy wouldn’t have the heart to scold the big noodle for that with how supportive and sweet he was being. And they would both do their very best to make the other feel good that night X3

Sans would probably wear lingerie when he wants to feel cute, not so much for Red here cause the noodle just doesn’t get clothes that much XD

Hope you like noony! Bara Red is very much into Sansy dressing up into different outfits, especially when he can take the time to unwrap and enjoy his treat. Wolf and lamia Red are a bit too rough and uncaring about anything covering those perfect bones so they wouldn’t be that much into it, but they would most definitely support Sans if he wants to wear any outfit.