#theyre male yuri

[mylove-thresher]

i am so sorry.

i am so, so sorry.

but i couldn't hold the urge to

fighting ibis to finish this bc i cannot leave it unfinished 😭

[cowboy-robooty]

watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

[lazycranberrydoodles]

Can I see hualesbians. Please. They are everything to me I’ve read every fic in the tag and if they lose I need some consolation

so i cheated on these and did them in procreate !!!! cause!!

[surpriserose]

Seeing a lot of like stop calling male character x female character yuri posts today and i love to give my opinion on everything so while i completely understand why and i really do agree with people who are like stop doing that im also like....its okay when butches do it because geniunely we have like...no butches in media and even the female characters who are somewhat butch or masculine often have a lot of scenes where they present more feminine and youre not gonna see that with a masculine male character unless its for a transmisogynist joke which also fucking sucks... but like idk thats why its just easier for me to be like oh idk uhhhh senshi dungeon meshi is a butch lesbian rather than marcille you know? im not saying its good or even that you cant still disagree with me like thats completely fair i get it honestly im just saying its different than what other people are doing you know? To me at least

[snalsupremacy]

thinking about yuri espoir again...

[eponychium]

the way you go from tawny man's Repression Olympics: World Series I'm Not Gay Edition to Rain Wilds, with its literal six fully homosexual named characters, is crazy. such a jarring whiplash. you'll remember the shit that those two did (and didn't) do with each other back in tawny man and you're like "????????? what the fuck was wrong with those guys actually"

[waitineedaname]

I think the most surprising thing about svsss is that it seems like it might pass the bechdel test

[selamat-linting]

i should really hang out with more indo wrestling fans (they actually got other nia jax stans here)

[guiltycrunch]

some of yall have gone so far with the redefining of yaoi and yuri that it's just asinine at this point. none of these words are on dynasty-scans dot com

[sweetmiremoonie]

🥹 They're so gay I love it~

[arundolyn]

unspeakable rizz (dahlia telling someone to scream more) vs sexual harassment (terumi telling someone to scream more)

[xinnic]

Why am I seeing a m/m ship being called yuri like I get the meme but idk guys I don't think using the term yuri to refer to gay male ships is the move. Gay male stuff already gets so much more focus than gay female stuff in fandom I don't think fandom should be appropriating a literal term for gay female content for males. Like pls.

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Which Toxic Yaoi is the best

Sequel to the toxic yuri poll. I deeply apologise if some of these are not toxic, i went off of the propaganda

Propaganda under the cut!

BbKaz (Big Boss/Kazuhira Miller)

they have multitudes.. you can ship it as something goofy and fluffy or as the most toxic yaoi of all time and theyre both pretty reasonable interpretations. they go on a date together and have sex in a cardboard box on a beach in canon and a bunch of other crazy shit. their relationship spans 20 years so they span from honeymooning to divorced to one trying to kill the other etc. "love loses" the ship they make me insane

Flash/Reverse Flash

"It was ME Barry, I jerked you off at supersonic speeds so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!"

Possibly the most toxic yaoi of all time

SuzaLuLu (Kururugi Suzaku/Lelouch Lamperougue)

TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI

SaruMi (Saruhiko Fushimi/Misaki Yata)

Toxic yaoi, obsessive boy joins a gang with his best friend but then his best friend makes other friends in the gang so he joins up with an enemy gang instead. Normal behavior.

Valvert (Jean Valjean/Javert)

They’re so obsessed with each other (especially javert to valjean) it’s like half of the plot. Pinnacle of toxic old man yaoi. Produces the funniest plot point in the show: Valjean (escaped convict in disguise as a mayor and businessman) saves someone by lifting a cart he was trapped under and Javert (cop trying to catch Valjean) goes “Damn girl… you remind me of this guy…. He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who’s as swole and jacked as you”

Lawlight (Light/L)

"L and Light are the founding fathers of toxic yaoi" is what people WANT you to believe but these poor men are being slandered... You see it's ackshually totally heterosexual to give your bestie (who's also your mortal enemy) a foot massage while he he makes soft little grunting noises and wipes the water droplets from your rain-soaked hair all while a soft melancholic piano track is accompanying this surprisingly tender moment between the two of you- IF it's a religious callback to Jesus and Judas. It's just a Bible reference bro. No homo. 🤓☝

Anyhow don't google the Japanese version of "Playing his Game" (which is called "Inside of him" in Japanese) from the Death Note Musical. I assure you there is absolutely nothing gay about those lyrics.

Wdym people love shipping two mortal enemies with an unhealthy obsessive murderous rivaly??? What is the world coming to... Besides Light is clearly heterosexual. His lack of interest in women is because he's a based sigma male obviously...

and additional reason here but this one is a spoiler

Foot washing scene. The musical. God, they're so obsessed with each other. When L dies Light loses his main drive, his passion- being Kira isn't fun anymore without L, he isn't having a good time even though he won their battle of wits. Light being L's first friend. L being... really, the first person to understand Light. Theyre insane I love them

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

*Please note the use of guy yuri is in reference to the Ineffable Husbands presenting as men most of the time, I'm not trying to erase they're both canonically nonbinary.

Propaganda:

For Bingqiu: "One is a housewife and the other is a trophy wife. They both want to be each other's wife so bad (even though Shen Qingqiu would never admit it)"

"Where do I even start... Housewife x trophy wife. Every gender havers. Shen Qingqiu can't decide if he himself is wife or mommy, but is convinced his husband is a delicate lovesick maiden. Luo Binghe has self-assigned himself all of the wifely duties of an ancient Chinese wife years before Shen Qingqiu has become remotely aware of his crush. Also later in the novel he acts like a jealous girlfriend. And specifically girlfriend, like it was an important part of his arc that he stopped acting like a jealous boyfriend and started acting like a jealous girlfriend instead. This has won him his man."

"They're insane, fucking unhinged"

For Ineffable Husbands: "Well due to neil mentioning that they was plans for a fem presenting 1960s scene of the two of them that never ended up happening, there's a lot of fanart of that. Plus, they are an angel and a demon, and both technically don't follow the gender rules of humans and many other species on earth, so while they do present very masculine throughout the show, they could be any gender and therefore they seem very fitting for this.(I do apologize as I don't quite understand what guy Yuri is despite your definition so I am guessing and have no clue if they count."

"Looks like m/m on first glance but they don't actually really have gender and Crowley dresses as a woman for a good few years canonically"

"theyre male presenting in the show but they dont really have gender so they could be wlw if they wanted to"

"While both characters spend most of their time presenting as male, they are supernatural beings without any real sex or gender. Crowley appears as a woman multiple times, and one scrapped scene included both Aziriphale and Crowley as women in the 1960s. Additionally, it’s very common to find “Ineffable Wives” fanworks, with both characters appearing as women. As well as having been an immensely popular fandom ship for many years, it has been confirmed that Aziriphale and Crowley are canonically in love with each other."

"Regularly turned into women in fanart. Both Aziraphale and Crowley are incredibly gender. They have been together in some sort of way for 6000 years. Heavy yearning. Cringefail. Divorced and married at the same time. Literally an angel and a demon. What more could you want?"

"theyre literally genderless and can be anything ever!!!"

"Their genders are ineffable and they have hopelessly pined for centuries"

[yuribracket]

MALIGNED YURI BRACKET: Round two

How is Irisviel von Einzbern/Artoria Pendragon (Fate/Zero) maligned?

"In-universe, they suffered tragedy on par with what you'd expect for being in Fate/Zero; Iri's body slowly degrades over the course of the novel, and she has to be killed to release the Holy Grail. Iri is okay with this. Saber is not. Out of universe, they're maligned on account of Iri being married to a dude named Kiritsugu, and on account of Saber being more frequently shipped with either Shirou or Rin from the VN that Fate/Zero is a prequel to."

How is The Boss/Strangelove (Metal Gear Solid) maligned?

"we don't dr strangelove's actual name, thats a nickname she was given because she's a canonical lesbian who was in love with the Boss, also no actual name" "They're both ded 😔 they deserved so much more........................." "strangelove refused to accept the boss sacrificing herself so she made an ai that was a perfect copy in a nuke gundam body that sacrificed itself again to not nuke tf out of america" "...theyre in metal gear solid- which is somewhat dominated by male characters- MLM ships are most popular...it makes the WLW ships a lot more hidden- and far far less content (🥹)- also a large chunk of the fandom is cishet gamer men so- they hate strangelove and her openly lesbian identity along with her being an avid mAN-HATER..." "the boss is a bisexual icon and is not only with Strangelove, but also The Sorrow. and everyone forgets about Strangelove to instead talk about The Sorrow and The Boss" "Strangelove yearns for the Boss and even canonically wishes the kid she has with someone else could've been the Boss'..."

Read the submitter(s)'s unabridged explanations here!

[ousama]

its so funny when people post art and theyre like "(male characters) but yuri!!"and all they did was add boobs. you know bc thats what makes a woman or whatever