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[sillymommy6969]

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Manon Bannerman x actor!fem!reader

summary: being an actress can be pretty demanding, and manon's pretty understanding of the things that came along with your career, but lately it’s feeling a little too real

warnings: slight!angst, some sm posts, jealous!manon, one mean comment, kinda used rachel zegler as a face claim only because i used those pics for the smau, harsh language

Being an actress came with lots of benefits; you travelled all around the world to film in beautiful, exotic locations, you get to meet a lot of amazing new people within and beyond the industry, and you get to do what you were most passionate about. But, it also meant every aspect of your life would be examined under a microscope, on and off set, and you would be made to post or say things that weren’t true just for the sake of promotions or publicity.

You absolutely loathed that part of your job. It has driven a wedge between your relationship with so many ex-boyfriends or girlfriends and even some friendships.

When you met Manon at your good friend and fellow Euphoria costar, Dominic’s New Year’s Eve party, you were absolutely entranced by this walking shred of heaven. Back then, she had not joined Dream Academy yet and she was just in between modelling gigs. You couldn’t help yourself, grabbing her hand and kissing the back of it. You had to get to know her better, and by the end of the night you were leaving Dominic’s condo and stumbling into yours with her pressed against you.

When you begun dating, you made sure Manon knew the extents of your career. You were blunt, dating an actress wasn’t always going to be easy, especially with the way tabloids write their own narrative about your life.

a) Your job entailed partial nudity at times; you’ve been in enough movies or series to know women are always asked to strip in front of cameras. You weren’t exactly the biggest fan, but it wasn’t your artistic choice to make.

b) Your job entailed lots of cameras and eyes constantly trained on you, meaning they would spin stories and insane theories out of the most ridiculously insignificant detail. Nothing the tabloids report can ever be trusted.

c) Your job entailed doing things with your costars, i.e. kissing, making out, filming intimate scenes, etc. As somebody in the industry, you have become so desensitized by the concept of faking things for art. But you understood not many people understood the gravity of everything your career demanded from you, and it can cause lots of issues emotionally.

Manon was very reluctant about these three rules at first, skeptical of how bad things had to be for you to drop this on her the first month in. But then she got on dream academy, she then successfully debuted in Katseye, and she, herself, experienced a lot of the things you fell victim to. She understood and accepted much more than she had to because she loved you, she really did, and to anybody with eyes, the two of you were absolutely smitten.

Recently, you were onset of a new project you were cast in—a remake of Romeo & Juliet but with a modern edge to it. Everything was going good, internal reviews for what, and as you wrapped up filming, you were asked to post an ‘wrap dump’ to promote the movie. Your manager presented you with a selection of photos, and you compiled them into a post.

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ynln Can’t wait for ya’ll to see us in six months <3

19 hours ago

user01 THE FIRST SLIDE HELLO???????

user02 yall stronger than me i would’ve fallen in love

dominicfike aye get it sis

ynln you really do be everywhere but the studio

dominicfike kys

user03 has anybody seen the leaked kiss

user04 YES OMG

user05 they’re such a theatre kid power couple

user03 DID YALL SEE KIT GRABBING HER FACE

user06 you can’t convince me they’re not tgt

user07 Is this a hard launch I’m sobbing

user08 girl you ever heard of marketing 😭😭

user09 no they’re dating

user10 THEYRE LITERALLY NOT??

user11 guys y/n’s dating manon rmb not kit

user12 they never confirmed tho so maybe it’s kit

user13 @user12 Denial is a river in Egypt…

You didn’t think much about the post, getting out of your makeup from the day before hitching a ride home with your manager. You had a couple hours to freshen up and get ready before the wrap party that night, and you were very excited to have invited Manon as your plus one.

It was one of those rare days your girlfriend had a day off that matched your schedule. She had her reservations about being seen or photographed with you at such a public event, but you assured her everything was going to be cast and crew only.

Back at her dorm, Manon was doing her makeup on the floor of her room. She had the room to herself, Lara invited some of the girls home for the weekend with her—which meant Daniela was gone as well. Only Sophia and Yoonchae opted to stay home, wanting to spend the free time they had shopping for decorations to liven up their room. She was nervous, to say the least, about meeting all the professional filmmakers and famed actors and directors you worked with every day.

A knock on her door sounded through the music blasting.

“Yo, Manon, you getting ready to go soon?” When she turned her head to catch a glimpse of Sophia poking her head through the doorway, the leader was focused on the phone in her hand, strolling in to stand behind the older member.

“Yeah, heading over to Y/N’s in fifteen-ish… why?”

“You seen Y/N’s latest instagram post?” Sophia asked.

Manon shook her head. She hadn’t been on social media since the night before, she slept in, waking up late and immediately had to throw herself into the shower to get ready.

“Well, you gotta see this shit.”

Sophia knealt, holding her phone out for Manon to peep at the tweet she had pulled up onscreen. The way she snatched the filipina’s phone was nothing short of urgent and stunned.

It wasn’t like Manon hadn’t seen you kiss your costars onscreen, she’s been to many movies watching you lead in a film. But this, watching this bag of bulging muscles in a tank touch you where she usually did, your hands grabbing his face as the two of you made out on a bed?

Manon had never, and I mean ever, felt such rage. She was experiencing so many emotions at once; some rationality, some discomfort, but mostly an overwhelming sense of rage.

She didn’t care. She was a jealous girlfriend. And she can say she understands as many times as she could, but she hated every single time you’d kiss, touch or feel anybody but her. She knew it was what you did for a living, but she couldn’t shed the way she felt like smashing Kit Connor’s face through a wall.

“That’s a wild ass movie your girl’s making,” Sophia scoffed, in attempts to lighten the tension.

Manon’s jaw clenched, shoving the phone back into Sophia’s chest before standing. She was now sad she had gotten her hair and outfit done all nice, because she didn’t feel like showing up to an event thrown somewhat in your honour.

“Manon…? Manon!” Sophia called after the Ghanaian woman, but she had already grabbed her purse and left the house.

When you came out of the shower, your hair wet and your body glistening, you were taken aback by the sudden pounding you heard from your condo’s door. You quickly put on your panties and one of Manon’s oversized shirts. Slipping into your slippers, you stumbled out your bathroom and to the door. Just a couple feet away from it, another round of thrusts throw you off. “I’m coming, Jesus Christ!”

Swinging your door open, you were ready to rip into whomever so disrespectfully made their presence known, but upon seeing your girlfriend, dressed all nice and looking pretty, your expression softened. “Baby, I thought you were coming—!”

She held a hand over your mouth, pushing you into your home before kicking the door shut behind her.

You furrowed your eyebrows, “Manz, what the fu—?”

“Are you fucking Kit Connor?” She immediately barked, a hand on your bare chest, backing you up towards the couch. “I get myself all nice and pretty for your party and I find out you’re macking this hunk like there’s no tomorrow?”

Your hand rested on your chest, before you were knocked onto your ass. You glanced up at your dining girlfriend, her lips pursed and her sharp brows knit together.

“Woah, woah, woah, what’re we talking about here?”

She yanked her phone out her pocket, her fingers jabbing at her screen as she pulled up your instagram page. The photos you and Kit took on set was harshly shoved into your face, you gently cradled her hand with both of yours, carefully pulling it back so you could see. She then harshly pulled her hand back, pulling up Pop Base’s tweet of a leaked onset photo.

“When the fuck did you even get these photos taken? I mean, having to do minimal stuff for work is one thing, but letting him carry you and grab your ass and your thighs and getting all close and intimate behind the scenes when you’re not even on fucking camera is so far over the line, Y/N.” she rambled, “Then I have to see you basically dry hump this man?”

You sighed, knowing it was another one of the older woman’s jealous episodes. You tried being more understanding, to listen and calm her down, knowing it was a consequence of your job.

“Baby, please, take a deep breath, okay?” You gently grab the phone from her hand, setting it down on the couch beside you. You entertained your fingers, kissing her knuckles. “What did I tell you about the rules, hm?”

With a pout, Manon’s voice dropped low, “You’re a public figure and need to get intimate with coworkers a lot.”

You hummed, nodding. “That’s right. And y’know what the best way to promote a new movie is?”

She rolled her eyes, staring away. “Dating scandals.”

“Yes, baby, dating scandals.” You tugged at her hands, pulling her down to take a seat. Her body slumped to sit on your lap, her eyes still refusing to meet yours as you fixed a loose curl from her temple. “I’m sorry you had to see that, Manz. I never do things I don’t need to. I took those pictures on a press day a while back when Kit and I were asked to do ‘behind the scenes’ photos, none of it is real.”

“Yeah, well, it looked pretty real when you were eating his face on that bed,” she huffed, “What was I supposed to think?”

You chuckled, nodding. You wrapped your arms around her waist, pulling both of you to lie back into the couch. “I know, I know, but I’m not going to the party as Kit’s date, right? He’s not the one I’ve been waiting to see all day.” You gestured at your dripping appearance, “That’s why I wanted you to come in twenty, so I could be ready and beautiful just for you, baby.”

Manon scoffed, “Yeah, you’re lookin’ real rough right now.”

You playfully slapped her at the joke, “I promise you, I am yours, truly. I don’t even care about Kit, because all I think about when I’m at work is coming home and getting to see my ridiculously beautiful and sexy girlfriend.”

That statement seemed to win Manon over, her hands coming up to cradle your cheeks. “You better swear on your life.”

“I swear on this life and the next. I love you, Manz.”

“Mmh, I love you more,” she hummed, leaning in to kiss you softly. When the two of you pulled apart, she sneered, “Is that how you kiss him too?”

You clicked your tongue, a hand reaching under her thigh to move her body so she was straddling you. “Do you really wanna know? I’ll show you exactly what Kit and I do when nobody’s looking.” you spat, earning a gasp from Manon when your hand cupped the back of her neck, yanking her down into you for a heated kiss.

It was a long night of entertaining producing executives and crew members, but you were very happy to have your girlfriend meet the people you’ve been working with for months. When it came time for you to give Kit a hug in greeting though, Manon made sure her disapproval was made known.

You had an upcoming role in the third season of the White Lotus, you were not excited about how the Ghanaian woman would react to the scenes on that show.

[tomlivingspace]

Hey I’m obsessed with your take on ivyfern. Their relationship makes me beyond uncomfortable purely because they’re closely related and it fucking kills me the Erins didn’t catch that when there was an entire prophecy revolved around dove and ivy being related to the three but…whatevs…..but yeah I love that take. beyond not liking the relationship in general I’m a lesbian who loves comphet exploration and exploring loveless relationship dynamics.

i like soft male characters tbh and all but it was lame they didn’t commit to that and make fernsong a proper nursery dad. like at least give it a little bit of spice. idk im rambling anyway im obsessed op thank you for the food

youre so welcome. fellow lesbian that loves comphet and loveless marriages. 🫡🫡🫡

i honestly do not like soft male characters like at all i think the trope is played out and a way to be subtly homophobic but dressed up like theyre being progressive. that "guys can be sweet and effeminate but they dont HAVE to be gay!!" in the same way that people say that women don't have to be masculine to be badass (to anyone who says that: point me to all these badass butch women btw cause i can think of maybe 3 and i would like to see them). obv most of the time its harmless but i like to take things too seriously.

i have a confession though... i literally slapped on the dynamic i apply to peeta and katniss from the hunger games onto fernsong and ivypool because people tend to portray their relationship like. the exact same way

[omtai]

u ready fucker. get ready. ask game time biatch

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44

thank you........ im putting this under a readmore becauase im thoughtful

0: Height - 170cm or a fart away from 5'7

1: Virgin? - wouldn't you like to know

2: Shoe size - 5.5 uk size

3: Do you smoke? - yes im waiting for it to stop raining so ican go smoke rn actually

4: Do you drink? - yes

5: Do you take drugs? - not even benadryl fuck my life

6: Age you get mistaken for - anywhere between 16 and 22

7: Have tattoos? - call me john locke the way im all about that blank slate

8: Want any tattoos? - imagine i get the numbers from lost

9: Got any piercings? - re: my john locke comment

10: Want any piercings? - yes

11: Best friend? - well it sure isnt this son of a bitch thats making me answer all these goddamn questions anymore

12: Relationship status - im a confirmed bachelor

13: Biggest turn ons - weird freakish motherfuckers

14: Biggest turn offs - polo shirts

15: Favorite movie - the slideshow they played at my funeral

16: I’ll love you if - you say rawr

17: Someone you miss - gerard way

18: Most traumatic experience - the infamous visual novel playthrough event of 2025

19: A fact about your personality - i am exceedingly patient and forgiving as proven with this ask game

20: What I hate most about myself - i say Y E S to everything girl stand up for yrself speak your shit once in a while

21: What I love most about myself - i have a high capacity for bullshit before i start murderising

22: What I want to be when I get older - NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!!

23: My relationship with my sibling(s) - great

24: My relationship with my parent(s) - its there

25: My idea of a perfect date - deserted island adventure

26: My biggest pet peeves - people who will die before accepting theyre wrong on something

27: A description of the girl/boy I like - churchmouse brown hair, apple pie face, old whispers of scoliosis, around 47yo

28: A description of the person I dislike the most - even describing her will cause me to break out in boils but in saying that im sure you specifically can guess

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend - to save their feelings and to save my own ass

30: What I hate the most about work/school - THAT SHIT NEVER ENDSSSSSS

31: What your last text message says - "in two farts of an ass"

32: What words upset me the most - You are not the guy you're not capable of being the guy I had a guy and nwo i dont You are not the GUY!

33: What words make me feel the best about myself - you are the guy youre capable of being the guy i had a guy and i still do you are the guy

34: What I find attractive in women - broad shoulders, tall, deep voices, hairyness

35: What I find attractive in men - the opposite of above but keep the hairyness

36: Where I would like to live - in a snowglobe where nothing ever goes wrong and i love everything and everything loves me

37: One of my insecurities - i have a secret third leg #mymassivehog

38: My childhood career choice - artist

39: My favorite ice cream flavor - cookies and cream

40: Who wish I could be - myself ten years from now when i got it all figured out

41: Where I want to be right now - ten years from now when i got it all figured out

42: The last thing I ate - katsu chicken & rice

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately - my hot manager

44: A random fact about anything - i love lying

[my-castles-crumbling]

Questioning my sexuality

Okay so hi cas ive been thinking about this for a long time and i think i might be bi?? Tho im only 13 so i guess i still have a lot of time to figure it out. Im definetly attracted to men and i have always known that tho now im staring to think i might also be to women. The thing is i actually want to be bi if that makes sense because im genuinely so terrified at the thought that if i ever want romantical love and a relantionshiop it will have to be with a man, and therefor i dont know if im actually genuinely attracted to women or if its just because i want to be cause i definetly find some women pretty and hot but im scared its just because im forcing myself?. Like for example theres this older girl at my school that i get a little breathless and incredibly nervous around because shes just so fkn gorgeous?? I know theres also that whole thing about how a straight person doesnt wonder if theyre queer but i dont know if it applies to me because im generally just a huge overthinker.

I dont know if that made any sense but i need to vent and get some advice on this i think, anyways im also gonna take the ultimative bi test which is apparently watching pirates of the carribean?

You are absolutely right in the fact that I think you're overthinking it a bit. And I understand why! It a lot to figure out, and i definitely over thought it a lot as well, especially when i was younger. So please don't think I'm judging <3

Here's the thing:

You do not have to be in a relationship with a man if you don't want to be. If you find girls attractive, you can date them! But it sounds like right now, you're thinking ten steps into the future. I know it's honestly the most difficult thing in the world, but I need you to just let yourself feel. You are more than allowed to identify as bi right now, even if you're not completely sure that's accurate. If things change, then you can change that label too! You're also more than allowed to say you don't want a label because you don't know yet! You're also allowed to try dating all types of genders and see how you feel (as long as those are appropriate, consenting relationships).

What I'm saying is, you do NOT need to have all the answers right now. It's okay to figure it out as you go. Because I'm quite a bit older than you and I'm STILL figuring it out.

Also, POTC is a great movie, but it probably won't give you the answers either <3

[takamiwife]

checking in

hi everyone. so, first of all, i want to say that i am working on requests rn, so if you submitted things to my inbox, theyre not going unseen, i have worked on them! im just busy right now with school as my classes are mostly project based and i have like a million of them right now, but they will be out soon

but that’s not what i wanted to talk about right now

i realize that this may sound silly coming from my account, because shit, it mostly revolves around a silly anime bird boy

but i still want to check in with you guys. i know todays news wasn’t great for a lot of us, especially for AFABs/women, queer, trans, disabled, or people of color. i can tell you that i definitely wasn’t pleased waking up and i had to drag myself to classes today

so i wanted to let you know that the comments and my messages are open if anyone wants to talk about it, i know it’s difficult

but i will say this

as humans, we are made to endure. we are made to survive. we have gone through horribly dark times (albeit mostly caused by other humans), but you know what we have always done? we have been kind. we have laughed. we have danced. we have created. we have loved. we have found and made community. we have lived.

so i know it’s scary right now, and maybe it will be for a while

but community will never disappear

that’s all for right now

thank you for reading, i love you all, and i hope you make the best of today

- <3

[thecrowsnestp5]

my persona 5 ocs: the crow's nest (aka a glorified pthieves hate club)

THIS IS A BIT FOR APRIL FOOLS ITS A JOKE A BIT HGFSK.

WARNING READ THIS NOW OR YOUL DIE!

this post contains SPOILERS like akechi being the black mask and causing the mental shutdowns and working for shido and being a murderer and dying in the engine room and coming back in the third semester because he was revived by maruki who was evil and had a palace all along which you saw abck in october thats where kasumi got her persona and btw kasumi is actually dead and thats just sumire pretending to be her sister. yeah. spoilers like that

by clicking the "read more" button, you are giving me legal permission to mine data from you

will you sign the contract?

cool, thanks.

the crow's nest is an au of mine featuring my super fucking awesome radical ocs who are all EDGY AND MISUNDERSTOOD and BEST FRRIENDS with goro akechi ,,,, because theyre all just edgy,,, and they kill people... and its EDGY did i mention its edgy because it is.

let's start with the first one, who isn't actually EDGY, but akechi's PREPPY coworker.

that's right. a ROBOT CAT. with CANNIONS built into his ARMS. akechi felt the same way, don't worry. i'm being self aware so that's COOL.

his name is lysander. like akechi, he was made to be a hitman sneaking around in the metaverse. but unlike akechi, he was made by rich people. i dont wanna change this line wtf is with the dig on akechi

lysander is a robot and his personality is robot but who cares about personalities. hes a HOMOSEXUAL for mrogana and hes a soffttt boi....,and gay

akechi fucking HATES HIM because hes GAY and SOFt. akechi HATES GAY PEOPLE

lysander has a persona, and for the people who dont know persona 3 and therefore dont know how a robot can have a persona, I AM AN ELITIST AND I HATE YOU AND IM GOING TO GATEKEEP LIKE AN ASHOLE@!!

it's not like they're ALL robots anyway. onto our next—fleshy—ally! WAS THAT A FUNNY JOKE PLEAE TLEL ME IT WAS UFNYN HNJTJKDFHG

this is ロキシー Okanoue. shes a BAD GIRl, and shes SMART but a BITCH. and akechi met her on the INTERNET where they bonded over wanting to BRUTALIZE AND MRUDER the pjhantom thieves

ロキシー preteneds to be a sweet girl whos cute and nice... but shes a BIOTCH!!!!!! she3s an egocentric fuck and she hates you personally and will put a curse on your entire family for fun. also, shes meant to be attractive, but i drew her so bad here that she looks nothingburger

akechi is the real leader of the crows nest but she despises him just as much as the pthiebes and wants him dead so she also tries to be the leader so akechi and roxy i mean ロキシー are just the most annoying incompetent people in the world

meet bunki kuboyama, i am madly in love with him.

bunki is so handsome, smart, honest, and kind. he loves the environment and always stays out of peoples business because hes just such a good guy. he loves women but hes not attracted to them because he is also a homosexual, feminist ally!!!! hes just so slayyyyyayay

akechi hates him for NO good reason!!! i mean its probably because bunki deliberately makes people feel like shit and manipulates their feelings for his own benefit and also openly talks about wanting to mack on shido who literaly ruined akechis life but IDK HES JUST SUHC A GOOD GUY!!! i am not biased

all of bunkis traits are good. i am in love with him

nest is chifuyu oishi who is... sniff... EDGY.... emo bad boy....

his personality is the angry one. idk. i had nothing planned for him at this stage in development

aechi hates him too because he hates everyone. but chifuyu breaks into his house at 3 am every night to steal 5 billino dollars from him and then punches him in the nose 87 times. thats what he does. but hes just so edgy and misunderstood... you dont get it... heh...

he was in a human trafficking ring OK NEXT CHARACTER

this is kiyoe hino shes two feet tall

kiyoe is RICH, snd thats enough to know she sucks major ass. shes a childish petty ASSHOLE!!!!!!!! but she thinks shes sthe shit, also daddy issues

akechi hates her because she is annoying and doesnt listen to people which is kinda like him and roxy but idk hes not a hypocrite all of these people are super ncie and good just EDGY and MISUNDERSTOOD.... heh... eyes glow red

if she stopped being such a stupid idiot for once she could be smart but shes not. L-ING MY A OFF

and the one who i put last because i HAAAAAAAATE her, etsumi fukunaga. she is like haru

shes basically just haru.

etsumi acts exactly like haru from the cute outer shell to the murderous tendencies, there is literally nothing original about her shes haru.

akechi feels the same way about her as he does haru, becuase shes haru

she's also an ex-ballerina with an eating disorder and she killed her dad which leaves her with a perpetual guilt that eats at her evrey day but WHO GUVES A SHIIIET

i have sto0len all of your personal information now ok bybebebbtbybebebyebe

[marxtheimpish]

Do u have any octogoblin headcanons you’d like to share 🧍🧍🧍

FRANTICALLY SIFTS THROUGH MY DOCUMENTS yes i do ::3 i should note just for context sake or whatever that i write norman as having DID !! so goblin is an alter who has been there since norman was very young, not just an experiment-caused dude. alright

Norman is generally a bit of a snob (he worked hard for wealth so he doesnt want to waste it) but otto is one of the few people he doesnt feel the need to be fancy around. at first he still does, showing up to basically every date in a suit, but over time he gets more comfortable and is ok being seen in a more casual light

the actuators LOVE norman, just as much as otto does. it took each of them a bit to warm up to him, (flo the longest, moe the shortest) but now they all agree that norman is a good influence

goblin will sometimes pretend to be norman to be treated the way he is without having to ask. otto is always able to tell the difference but he plays along

goblin LOVES sugar, but norman is trying to be a Healthy 55 year old man thank you very much, so they can bicker about it. otto Will occasionally give goblin treats, but theyre just regular sized (as opposed to the piles of sugar he wants to eat) so he can keep both norman and goblin happy

otto can be self conscious about his body (both the natural parts and the actuators) but norman reassures him frequently, even when hes not asked to. similarly, norman often thinks all the scars he has from goblin doing goblin things make him look ugly, but otto is always there for him

they met in college! they were both pining super hard but never ended up getting together, and once they left norman ghosted otto for years because he was scared of hurting him

norman thought and said he was bi for years because he found it a kind of "softer blow" compared to simply being gay, even though he never had any romantic interest in women. otto helped him realize this (and he Is bi btw) apologies for the long post and this isnt nearly all of them but i am laying my headcanons gently onto the ground for all fellow octogoblin enjoyers to browse

[axelsagewrites]

Hello,

I hope that you are doing well.

I was wondering, but do you think Jon Snow and Margaery Tyrell would be good as a couple, in canon and/or a modern setting? How do you think they would be and how would their relationship be?

Also, when you have the time and inclanation, do you think you would be willing/able to do a NSFW Alphabet for Margaery Tyrell?

Have a nice day!

I was wondering, but do you think Jon Snow and Margaery Tyrell would be good as a couple, in canon and/or a modern setting? How do you think they would be and how would their relationship be?

This is honestly such an interesting idea cause I feel like my cannon vs modern answers would be so different

I think cannon (mainly show based since I haven’t read all the books) for a bit it would work. I think show Margaery could make anyone (more so men tbh) love her when she needed them too. if Margaery needed Jon I think she could have him. Plus I do think she’d like how honourable he is and since he knows the ways of court but doesn’t follow them I think he’d be a nice break from society for her in private.

Jon would be shy at first ofc but I think would fall for Margaery especially if she did a similar act of charity she did with kingslanding and the orphans. However, I think once he was more comfortable jon would be worried about Margaery using him since he is pretty perceptive and probably has trust issues with everything that happens in the series.

If they were betrothed/married for pollical reasons I think they’d be a great match by Westeros standpoints since Margery and Jon are both witty and smart plus they’d have a mutual respect for each other. I don’t even think Jon being a bastard would be that big a deal for maergery since she doesn’t seem to look down on people the same as others but I don’t think they would meet and instantly fall in love but maybe over time would grow to at the least deeply care for each other.

Modern time is different tho. Modern jon would defo still be nervous around women and I feel like maergery would be oddly into this. Like the idea of this boy getting so shy just from her flirting with him. I could see them being in class together and her flirting with him during a project.

It would not shokc me if modern jon and maegery dated since she’s really smart and witty and I could see jon just listen to her ramble away and just smile and nod. Though I don’t think they’d be end game. They would be like high school sweethearts who break up because they have different life goals.

Maergery to me seems really extroverted and would want to travel and take over the family buisness and turn it into an empire or something whereas jon would probably leave high school, join the army, then settle down with ghost in the town he grew up in as a home body.

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Ive never really considered them as a couple before so now im really curious what people think of them. I think they would work but to me theyre just not each others forever person if that makes sense

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however i'll defo add a margaery nsfw alphabet onto my list since she is one of my favs <3 (even if her spelling confuses me lol)

[metalkingshit]

The gifs you share are very cute, can you tell me about these two? :3

SHAKING CRYING THROWING UP they're annie and jeff from community (Legendary sitcom) and she's just like me fr

so she's this nerdy weirdo overachiever kid that ended up in a shitty community college. the cast of the show are ppl that come together for a spanish study group and one of them is this man in his mid thirties whos a total grifter and lost his fakeass law degree so he has to actually go to school this time around and they become friends and hes protective of her and she develops feelings for him and they care for eachother and she kisses him so they can win a debate (just go along with it) but pshh theres no feelings involved haha except they get jealous of the others flings and omg now shes living in the moment and shes moving away with her new bf and jeff is in a separate love triangle but omg she comes back bc she realized what she wants in the moment is to be here and he tells her about these two women who want an answer from him but then what !!! they kiss again!!!!

and then they basically just keep up this flirtation but he thinks its so wrong bc shes so young so he holds himself back all the time and shes still fantasizing about the life they could have together and they cope by teaming up in these crazy projects of theirs (solving mysteries and the like) just so they can be together for a little while without having to worry what to think (or what others think) but shes becoming a grown woman and he cant treat her like a kid anymore so they stay on this balancing act and its AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and whenever theres an alternate universe thing going on they kiss. just. they just kiss every time. cause in another life theyre not burdened by all this and they can just do what they want.

theres just so much stuff about these two. shes so youthful responsible and full of life and hes such a cynic and a casanova and a grifter and they balance eachother so well and T0T "there's one thing your fantasy got wrong. if we were married, you wouldn't find me flirting with another woman in a hotel bar" TTTTTT000000TTTTTTT bare minimum kiiiinnggg. he always looks like this 🥺 when hes talking to her. im sure you can see why i like them so much XD

[whorewithagodcomplex]

sweetheart,

i love ya, but I'm not doing that for the rest of my life, no sir,

everyone knows not to marry into that, and its kinda common sense not to date someone with your type of addiction and just walk away, like we all know its never gonna work if youre constantly making your partner feel like shit because youre always lusting of the things you so desperately want, and yeah you may say that 'your're better, real, youre my love theyre just pictures, theyre just videos, ect) but we all know you wish it was them you could have when your gazing longingly and thirstly at those pictures, you create relationships with all these women, i just happen to be in person version added to the collection, its nasty, and its horrible knowing this will likely never change, cause its 'not that bad' its 'a comfort thing' 'i was alone for so long' and i have to live feeling like im always competing with them, i cant escape them, im so fucking tired of being paranoid that the person i love is going to always be looking at something more appealing, its awful, that constant pit in your stomach everytime hes lookin at a female character a little too closely, or when the girls are everywhere for him, camera roll, most social media, even his wallpapers on all devices, sure theres a photo of you two, sure as a homescreen but its really just a sunset photo and we're hidden in a low corner hidden by apps, and the never paying that close attention to you, you learn as much as you can about him listen to every word he says but doesnt care to know about you, with the exception of major plot points he knows nothing about what you like and why you like it, its either you rarely get a chance to speak, or youre perpetually cut off, or just simply ignored when speaking about yourself, but, he knows everything they say, knows every little detail, their backstories are phenominal and look how hot they are, he wont really say that to you anymore youve shown you dislike, but you know, you always know, so you try your best to be pretty and good enough to be wanted like he wants them, but you never get wanted like that, to be fair you never did, this was the first time someone is showing they love you and want you, but of course if i wasnt wantable before him what makes me wantable now? yknow all his needs are met by them and his ablilty to do so much with them that he feels no need to pay any mind to you beyond the physical and guidance, yeah he loves you, you know that hes shown that, but is it worth the mental and emotional exhaustion it takes to fight for a normal relationship? one where we both feel happy? i know theres no way he isnt miserable too, the contant bickering the anxiety of fucking up, but c'mon man, if you cope properly, like by speaking (without lashing out) to someone when things are too much, not falling further into an obsessive chemical pick-me-up addiction and honestly this sex obsession, youd do so much better, but you wont because its one of them hidden addictions that no one but your friends and people youre close to know about, by your choice, and you think that means its totally fine, because I'll stick around regardless right? cause i have this long and im making life plans with you and i love you more than youll ever know and as long as i dont see it' or notice it its fine, it wont kill me, youll keep going until im about to cut my losses and you promise and youll try you really will, but itll creep back and we'll be back at square one, or youll get better at hiding it from me, youre already pretty good at it now, ill bet money that if i got 3 hours and all your passwords id find cia sized files everywhere and id puke and cry myself to sleep for months, and i know youll only get better at it, and i dont want to be paranoid that your girls are still around my whole life, what kind of example am i setting for my daughters if i just let myself live like that, god id kill my son-in-law if he made her feel like that, honestly id kill him for most of the things youve done, so why am i letting it happen to me???

[carnalclownery]

hypmovie thoughts after watching it

notes

- will have spoilers

- this is about the abema stream, which is only up to the 2nd round

- im a DHBAT fan so I'll talk about them more

- I don't speak jp so idk what goes on in the dialogue

anyway here we go,

INTRO

the animation is really really amazing first off. I heard about fans tearing up when they first watched it cause of how good the animation is, and I really get that. the models look so good yall

there's not much of a plot here just Vibes but I don't even care that much cause holy shit everything looks so good??? it feels more like a live performance than a movie; it's fun!! this really deserves to be watched on a big screen with an entire crowd to cheer with

out of everyone, kuko looks sooooo good wtf. they did magic with model istg. he also moves so much like ryota hirono (his 1st stage actor). he keeps backflipping at every opportunity

DIVISION BATTLE ANTHEM

when this song started playing, I actually started tearing up??? I was just overcome with love for hypmic 😭😭

there are a Lot of foot shots and crotch shots in this movie what the hell. do we really need closeup shots of ichiro and samatokis shoes from a ground view

in every verse, there's this bit in the middle where they just rotate the characters model a full 360° with the same poses as their initial sprites. it's like the animators are saying "everyone look at how kickass our 3d models are 😎" yes movie they are very cool thanks.

SASARA BOUNCES INTO THE SCREEN FOR HSI VERSE IT MADE ME SHRIEK IN SURPRISE

in the chorus, the characters are kaiju-sized and walk around their divisions? giant MTC easily jump over a building, giant sasara twirls around the tsutenkaku tower, giant saburo and jiro race through the empty streets of bukuro

hifumi does this fucked up dance with his knees that mildly terrifies me

rio is doing pull-ups below a bridge???

doppo morosely slides down a child's slide in an empty playground and screams for his verse

during the bridge where the leaders are shittalking each other, chuuoku appear and fly (??) towards the screen. the power of women ig

for the final chorus, all the 18 guys walk down an empty desert kaiju-sized. ramuda joyfully kicks a car.

LAST MAN STANDING (BB VS BAT)

during jyushi vs jiro, jiro does a backflip to get infront of jyushi and rap at his face ajfskdjfk

during the chorus of each battle song, famous landmarks of the division rise from each team's side of the board as set decoration and it looks cool as fuck

kuko runs up to ichiro and leans over him to rap at his face?? and ichiro reverses it to tower over kuko, practically crotch to crotch, while ichiro raps at him??? AND KUKO ENJOYS IT??? like the camera lingers on kukos face and his grin gets feral what the hell

i had to rewatch that bit multiple times after the stream because dear lord???

the speakers smash against each other and it's pretty goofy lol

anyway in the stream, you vote by typing in the chat the division's initials and the time alloted to vote is 10 seconds

bb won and ichiro headpats his brothers it's cute

i think this is the best battle song of the 3. a nice beat and really good rapping

OUT OF HARMONY (MTC VS DH)

before going in, ive been told this song sounds like a pirate shanty. it very much does lol

the song starts with the two teams running at each other and standing face-to-face. sasara and samatoki mock each other and their faces get realllll close, almost like theyre sharing a mic

and thats it. thats the only sasasama crumbs in the entire movie LOL. ichikuu and ramujaku were practically frotting and this is all what sasasama get (im team "sasasama as exes only" so i approve)

i like the beat and chorus of the chorus so far, but then jyuto started rapping and my smile dropped

THE FLOW. IS SO BAD. THEYRE BASICALLY JSUT TALKING WHAT? i couldnt focus on the visuals because i was too busy processing on what kind of dogshit rapping is that

during sasara vs samatoki, sasara moonwalks?? twice?? in his verse. he also does a finger heart to his teammates LOL

samatoki does this thing where he widens his eyes as like an intimidation tactic and it's soooo hot

honestly dhmtc were so hot here >.<

sasara opens his eyes thrice here, which i honestly think is rather excessive

dh wins! sasara makes an awful joke to the crowd and highfives his teammates, jyuto angrily removes his glasses lol.

I STICK TO MY MIC (FP VS MTR)

ramuda's eyes are unnervingly big and it kept distracting me

gentaro's eyes meanwhile look dead haha

the backing track sounds like something you hear at a shopping store?? it's too cheery and poppy it doesnt feel appropriate for a battle theme

ramuda falls down during jakurais verse, and jakurai climbs on top of him??? and it looks very suggestive their faces are so close. ramuda then gets top on jakurai still leaning over with their faces close, then backflips off. what

in gentaro vs hifumi, hifumi was Dancing Enthusically during his rapping while gentaro stands there motionlessly looking disgusted. hilarious

theres this scene where hifumi slings his arm around doppo's shoulder, and dice responds by slinging his arm around gentaro's shoulder.

mtr wins. they take their win with Grace and Dignity lol

dice is upset, but gets over it immediately lol. gentaro bows his head in shame for losing and dice freaks out, but gentaro cheers up and says that it was a lie. ramuda jumps at dice's back while theyre walking off the stage

[doughma]

some time ago i got tagged in the twst ask meme w/e and me n my friend wanted to redo them since its been a year and our tastes have changed and, i have no where else to post this big ass blog post so dont look at me

Would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)

most of the time i like the human option cause its the default and what i would be if i got transported in and also human/non human is always top tier BUT i also played with the idea of my yuusona being a fae or more specifically the twst version of tinkerbell so id like either human or fae

Would you be at rsa or nrc?

NRC hands down, im too chaotic neutral for rsa i would go insane there i may look cute and very femme but the way i talk is anything but lady like and i dont wanna hear the gasps from rsa students when i tell them to fuck off

What dorm would you belong to?

tests gave me pomefiore which i absolutely accept, but i woudnt mind diasomnia either for the uniform lol but pomef with the poison potion makin love would be the most fun imo even if vil and i would butt heads all the time

What character(s) would you be best friends with?

imm just go down the list of every dorm Heartslabyul: tbh tbh, probs fucking none of them MAYBE DEUCE but honestly all their first impressions i would just avoid the whole ass dorm all together

Savanaclaw: all of them, idc i see fluffy ears and tails and im already making my way over to try and get them to agree and let me pet them I WILL DO ANYTHING TO SHOVE LEONAS EAR INTO MY FUCKING MOUTH also im a women so its already in my favour with them, ruggie would be easy to befriend because its in his dna to be submissive to women and we both love doughnuts, leonas gonna take some work but MY BOY I PROMISE THIGH AND TITTY PILLOW IF YOU LET ME PLAY WITH YOUR EARS AND HAIR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING JUST ONE CHANCE- and oourgh jacks so cute and big and would have the best reactions because hes tsun i cant help but wanna pet and tease him i OUGGRHU

Octavinelle: azulu, MAYBE maybe floyd maybe maybe! maybe tweels! maybe! it really fucking depends because ill give they a pass for chapter 3 because theyre fish people and my burning curiosity would make me forgive them just to be able to ask them questions about being mer folk and maybe try to ask if i could touch them while theyre fish people LIKE LISTEN I JUST LIKE TOUCHING FISH OKAY???? I LIKE THE SLIMEY FEEL IM SO DAMN CURIOUS AND IM DYING TO TOUCH AN OCTOPUS my personal need and love for fish would win over their wrong doings, that one voice clip of THEY WERE THE BEST TRIO AROUND what about the people they murdered WHAT MURDERS???? is how i feel about them

Scarabia: none. chapter 4 would have ended differently if i was there and it would have been violent. kalims also too sunshine boy for my tastes even if i would humor him if he talked to me but i would just find it too exhausting to deal with on a personal level

Pomefiore: rook! i love my fucking hunter mans! i love how weird and passionate he is and i wanna hear all the gossip i KNOW HE KNOWS AND HEARS and i wouldnt judge him for being a fanboy because honestly same lol i got that obsessive trait in me too bbgirl i understand show me more pictures of neiges knee caps i would love to see it vils a maybe but honestly, even if i wish to pull him into a deep kiss and then choke him out i dont really see the two of us getting along

Ignihyde: oh both of them easily, orthos the cutest baby brother and i would love to hug and care for him and tell him all kinds of praise and HES SO CUTE HES THE BABIEST AND NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED idia because were both reclusive gamers and i wouldnt care to hang out with him irl he can hmu on the twst discord and we can vc game together hed be the best gaming buddy

Diasomnia: i dont care for silver im sorry, hes so pretty but he has the personality of someone i would just look over and forget he was even there sebek LOL sebby my sebz,,, mr sebster,,,,, emotionally i love that stupid fucking croc, realistically? the moment hes too loud, im already leaving the room and judging from a distance lilia is my gamer bbfy #2 i love grandpa bat sm UGH hes so cute and small god i wanna hold and HE WOULD FUCKING LET ME i think my talk of calling myself mommy would amuse him malleus is a funny case tbh! his horns and whole demeanor would interest me and im walking over to ask if i can touch his horns also begging crying PLEASE LET ME TOUCH THEM his little gaogao kun would be a fun topic because i love tamagotchi and i would want one lol and wed probs let them met up and play with each other :]

What character(s) would you hate?

Ace. hes a cunt idc tho like respect ig because he doesnt care hes an asshole and doesnt change so like you do you ig? but i would hate him! like from the moment he made fun of you for not knowing the seven it was already over, i would have started a fight right then and there with him and thrown hands I COULD FUCKING TAKE ACE HONESTLY EVEN AS A GIRL hes all bark and if you start to get physically it would throw him off at first and thats more than enough time to get at least one punch to his face, hes deff the type that likes to bully out of affection but im someone who fucking hates that so it would never work out even if we had a decent first impression

epel, sorry hime it just aint happening i LOVE my cute shit and anything i find cute and he would react poorly to our first meeting and me calling him a cutie pie and im not here for people who have over reactions to the most nothing of anything like if you have personal problems with those kinds of things, thats a YOU problem and you need to work on that yourself and not snap at people you just fucking met, id forgive him if he apologized but i still wouldnt wanna get close to him and would still side eye him scarabia, chapter 4 just ruined it honestly like jamil, i dont care how fucking hot you are the canon ruined you for me. gods tho hes so fucking hot and it sucks I WOULD HAVE FORGIVEN HIM IF HE APOLOGIZED IN CANON BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO- i also dont hate kalim but IM TOO FUCKING TIRED FOR HIS CHARA TYPE OKAY

What character(s) would you date?

i still kinda like the idea of dating rook because i do like the idea of someone being obsessed with me, but on the other hand my jealous hand....... rooks a man of love for everyone and i respect that but i wouldnt be able to truly handle it if im being honest IM SORRY ROOK I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOUR HUNTER PERSONALITY AND THE THRILL OF THE HUNT BUT I WANT A MAN THATS ONLY GONNA LOOK AT ME AND I KNOW I CANT FUCKING COMPETE WITH VIL OF ALL PEOPLE WAHHHHHHHHHHHH leona is honestly a chara i didnt expect to love as much as i do now because it hit hard how compatible we are- also hes a leo and aquarius can get along well with leos an- but um in my obsessive au writing for leona he really is my fucking type god do i wanna just take a nap with him and gently brush his hair and take care of him and LEONA IF YOURE LOOKING FOR A NEW MOMMY IM RIGHT FUCKING HERE MY THIGHS ARE FAT AS FUCK ugh i just love a man thats pathetic and depressed it makes me wanna give them the motherly tender love they need and fix them OR make them worse depends on how im feelin atm i also kinda feel id be a good or okay match for azul idunno? hes also kinda pathetic but in the cute way i wanna squish his face and coo at him and then violently shove my tongue down his throat, hes also someone who needs tender love and im here to provide it I ALSO WOULD BE DOWN TO FUCK AN OCTOPUS its on the bucket list idia but only because we fit the image couple thats tall skinny dark punk dude with his thick high femme pink gf, im the EXCUSE YOU HE ASK FOR NO PICKLES gf and in my monster fuckers dreams, malleus lilia and sebek are also on the list because PLEASE ITS ON THE BUCKET LIST I NEED TO FUCK SOMEONE NON HUMAN BECAUSE I GO BACK TO MY WORLD PLEASE-

What would floyd’s nickname be for you?

maybe frilled shark lol, i dress cute but im also elusive when i wanna be and dont like to personally share info about myself and not much is know about frilled sharks, im also bite first ask questions later WILL STAB AS A WARNING

and rook’s?

mademoiselle gaieté, or mademoiselle merriment is still absolutely it, im forever gonna have laughing as my talking filler/quirk its just apart of who i am as a person and how i talk i cant help it

What twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)

floyd still, we are both moody bitches and can change at a drop of a hat tho im better at controlling it and getting over it without having a reaction at the other person, as long as they leave me alone for at least five mins i tend to get over it nicely if you leave me alone for a bit and let me calm myself down instead of bugging me more about it or continue to poke at me cause then im gonna get mad and violent also a little like leona with being stubborn as a person and not wanting to change and being a lazy fucking cat like bitch lol i took a test once and got trey so, do with that info as you will

Which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?

normal stuff probs math or art, but which one i would be doing my best at because i want to? potionology because it SOUNDS FUCKING COOL MAN IT SOUNDS LIEK SM FUN TO BE A LITTLE WITCHY GIRLY WITH MY WITTLE CAULDREN MAKING SOME POTIONS and because i also want to bark for crewel papa

What club would you join?

im still forever on the board games club man it just sounds like fun and i only wanna do clubs that is fun also azululu and idia are there so its a fun club with some people id be friends with so even more fun!!!! another fun one imo would be science club since theres all the new magical flowers this world has and potion making??? it would be fun to experiment and learn new things tho clubs i personally was in during my school days were art club and the recycle club

How do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?

i still personally think i would be okay, like im alive, tho emotionally? depends really. i think i probs would be a little more aloof and standoffish being taken away from my family and brother and would be a little worried about my brothers mental state with me being suddenly gone that it might make me crack a little when im alone at night like a bitch might cry herself to sleep and be more snappy with random students talking or bothering me but im also very used to being alone in life, at work, at school, so being the only girl might cause me to be alone further so i dont think it would bother me that much and id be able to handle it fairly well tho i might end up clinging to a teacher or crowley lol like after school im just gonna go hang out with crewel to see if he needs help with anything like IM A LONELY LITTLE PUPPY PAPA PLEASE LET ME DO SOMETHING WAHHHHHHHHHHH and tbh i probs would end up in the science club because of him kdfngfdjkgnjkfd i used to be an assistant teacher for a pharmacy class during covid and helped teach the students that were ready for iv making while he dealt with the new students so i wouldnt mind helping out the teachers with paper work and grading since its sometime ive done and enjoyed but overall maybe a little lonely life until i find friends but not anything i wouldnt be able to handle, and im not above whining to crowley for stuff since i am now in his care lol

[optional!] What would your unique magic be?

still probs anything that would freeze or petrify the people i use it on lmao a UM that would make people leave me alone is perfect imo my brother likes to joke that i am a ice queen so its fitting

[daydream-cement]

hey!! i really love your smut fan fics + all of them and i read all of them, theyre all SO GOOD

i know you already did one where fem!r/OC was “serving her” under her desk but can you do one where r/oc is “eating her out” under the desk during a meeting and larissa has to try hide her moans? :,) thank you so much btw<3

Keep Calm

Larissa Weems x Reader (NSFW)

You straddled Larissa’s lap in her desk chair. This was one of yours favorite positions to be in. You could feel Larissa jittering with anticipation. She was very turned on. You had been making out for about 10 minutes, enjoying a break midday.

“Keep calm.” You give Larissa a stern look before crawling under her desk. To assist you, she pulled her dress up high around her hips and moved to the edge of her desk chair.

You trailed kisses along her inner thigh, taking your time to bite against her tight every few kisses. You felt Larissa’s hips squirm above you, she was done with the teasing. You stick out a tongue and slide it up her slit, eliciting a groan of relief from the woman above you.

Next you moved your tongue up and encircle her clit, giving a gentle pressure to the sensitive spot. You continue you sucking and licking. Larissa was leaned over her desk top, a moaning mess.

A knock came at the door. Her meeting was going to be happening earlier than expected. Larissa didn’t even have the opportunity to call the man in before he barged into her office. When you first came into the office, Larissa had told you how stressed she had been for this meeting. Her visitor today was known for being rude and sexist with a deep wallet, so the board asked Larissa to meet with him.

“Let’s make this quick. I haven’t got time to sit around playing dress up and gossiping.” Right out of the gate, you could hear the man pacing back and forth in front of Larissa’s desk.

You turn back to what you are doing, beginning to ignore the conversation happening above the desk. You wrapped your arms around Larissa’s thighs to keep her close, Larissa tensed up a bit at your touch. Your tongue finds her slit and begins working up and down, teasing her again.

Larissa whined above you when you stopped to flick your tongue over her clit, but she tried hiding it with a cough. Knowing that was the spot to focus on, you adjust your positions so you could focus on licking and sucking her clit. One of your arms unravels from her thigh to free up your fingers. Slowly you slid two fingers into her, she was so wet.

You hear a moan from Larissa again and she attempts to hide it from the man, but you could hear him comment on it, “If your sick, keep away from me. I don’t need to be absent from work.”

“I’m fine. I’m just feeling a little under the table- I mean, under the weather.” Larissa bit the inside of her cheek at the slip of the tongue or was it because of the slip of your tongue.

You dug your fingers into her thigh and began moving your fingers in and out of her quicker. Your tongue movements on her clit increasing in speed. Larissa’s legs shifted on either side of you. She was trying to hold off an impending orgasm.

“You really don’t seem all that focused on this meeting. This is why I don’t work with women.” The man said to Larissa, causing you to pause for a moment, wondering if she was going to murder him.

Larissa was silent for a moment, her gaze icy. If you hadn’t been under the desk with her dress bunched up around her upper thighs, she would have stood to loom over him, “I prefer not to work with little men with ego issues, but here we are.”

You placed a kiss to Larissa’s inner thigh, enjoying her comeback. The two above you stared in silence. He was the one to break it, “Very funny.”

They continued the meeting as before, but they were both walking on thin ice with one another. You went back to what you were doing. Your fingers move back inside her and you begin sucking at her clit once again. You were almost upset by her level of composure.

You could tell she was getting close by the way she clenched around her fingers and discreetly rocked back and forth. You slowed your movements, wanting to tease her a little longer. Larissa let out a quiet hiss of frustration.

You didn’t tease her for much longer. You wanted to make her cum almost as much as she wanted to cum. You moved your fingers back to their original pace and began sucking at her clit once again. You felt Larissa shift her hips to give you better access. She wanted you to make her cum.

You were happy to oblige. Larissa gripped the edge of her desk as she feigned attention to her visitor. A flick of the tongue was the thing that sent her over the edge.

Larissa dropped her face into her hands and groaned which earned her an annoyed statement from the man, “I don’t think I’m being unreasonable, so I don’t understand your reaction.”

“I apologize. I may need you to explain it further.” Larissa hasn’t been listening to a word he said. You sat smirking under her desk, knowing that she was going to absolutely rail you later.

[gunpowder-tim]

so. podcast reccomendations

putting this under a read more it got l o n g

Ones i have listened to -

*Inkwyrm - COMPLETE, My ultimate fav podcast ever -id listen to the original first ep before the first ep redo cause i think it kinda makes more sense idk, Putting up with her boss is hard enough, but with the cutthroat fashion industry, and whatever is trying to kill everyone today, Mella and the gang have their hands full. One part sit-com, one part space opera.

*Kaleidotrope - COMPLETE, the cutest fucking shit ever filled with tropes and gayass idiots, The plot centers around Drew and Harrison, two reluctant college radio co-hosts-turned-accidental-advice-givers who find themselves in the middle of the campus’s oldest mystery: Do happy endings really happen at Sidlesmith? Can you really find your trope?

*Hell or High Rollers - 11 eps so far! dnd podcast but very rp based much less mechanic based /pos,  A table top role play podcast following the adventures of 4 Villains and their attempt to escape eternal damnation. theyre trying to escape hell and they have to get through all nine layers before they can!!

The Beacon - season 3 coming, After surviving a dangerous encounter with a monster, Bee discovers she has the magical ability to control fire. Confused and with no heroic aspirations, she reaches out online to try and find others with impossible powers like hers - but finding them is only half the battle. only listened to a few eps of this but its v enjoyable

Girl in Space - season 2 coming, Nothing fancy here -- just the simple audio diary of a girl in space. Also, there’s this weird and potentially ominous light in the distance that seems to be growing steadily closer. fun space stuff!

Violet Beach - COMPLETE, On New Year's Day, 2018, the lives of seven friends in the town of Violet Beach, Maryland, change forever. As weird sci-fi happenings become less "fi" and more reality every day, they begin keeping record of their experiences. These are those records. dont remember much abt the content (listened to it a long time ago lmao) but i remember enjoying it v much

Overkill - COMPLETE(?), After 19-year-old Aya Velasquez died mysteriously in Harding Park, no one seemed to care. At least not until a preteen medium accidentally summoned Aya herself to solve the mystery. With no memory of her death and no shortage of questions, Aya must make friends with her fellow ghosts and discover the truth behind the nation's most haunted park. v cool ghost shit but not horrory and also gay

Midnight Radio - COMPLETE, Drawing inspiration from 1950s radio serials and ghost stories, Midnight Radio follows two women finding love through an unlikely correspondence about community, leaving your small hometown, our relationship to the past, what it means to be haunted, and what we leave behind when we die. Remember: all ghost stories are love stories.

Death by Dying - season 2 in progress(?) The Obituary Writer of Crestfall, Idaho finds himself deeply in over his head as he investigates a series of strange and mysterious deaths… when he is supposed to simply be writing obituaries. Along the way he encounters murderous farmers, man-eating cats, haunted bicycles, and a healthy dose of ominous shadows. nightvale esque with a weird lil town, fun concept cool characters, the obituary writer is on the podcast tumblr like all the time and is v nice sauifgdsukf

36 Questions - COMPLETE, musical podcast! bit :/ cause its like got real celebs n shit in it but its good!!!!, In a last-ditch attempt to salvage their crumbling marriage, a couple uses the 36 questions—an experiment known for making strangers fall in love—to save their own relationship.

Directive - 2 seasons, when this came out the tumblr for the podcast messaged people to ask them to listen to it skjdfgdsk, listen to all of part 1 all at once, i didnt know there was a season two so idk abt that but this is sad so just bear that in mind , A Sci Fi series about a man stuck alone for 20 years, taking care of sleeping passengers on a ship to colonize a new planet.

*Love and Luck - hiatus since 2020 possibly finished, Love and Luck is a fictional radio play podcast, told via voicemails.  It’s a slice of life queer romance story with a touch of magic. very cute and nice and lighthearted

Dining in The Void - season 3 coming, When six alien celebrities are trapped onboard a space station, they will have to work together to survive--or die at the hands of an unknown monster. pretty sure i was/am mutuals (or sth) w someone who voice acts in this which i didnt know when i started listening, heavy themes i think kinda

Raising the Dead Again - indefinate hiatus, Raising the Dead Again is a triweekly podcast that follows a young, modern-day necromancer - a young man by the name of Quincy Bejanaro - before, during, and after making the biggest mistake of his life: resurrecting long-dead adventurers. really really loved this one sad theres only 9 eps :( and the story is unfinished

some of these do not have great input from me bc i listened to them years ago n my memory is garbage - starred ones are my favourites, pink is my opinion, italics are official descriptions

other ones i love but Do Not Reccomend are king falls am and eos 10 bc the creators r stupid ass losers and also the last season of eos 10 is so fucking stupid lmao

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sex cafe au sex cafe au sex cafe au

i feel like the life smp members are regulars there, ull pretty much will always see at least 2 or 3 members there on any given day

some life smp members will often request specific waiters/waitresses, while others arent all that picky about which waiter/waitress they get

skizz, bigb, etho n martyn (also dubbed 'the red army' due to the multiple instances of them accidentally color coordinating red outfits) LOVE requesting ren n impulse, they love the way impulse whines in between thanking them n how ren starts babbling when overstimulated

lizzie n cleo also really love requesting ren for similar reasons, but w the added reasoning of them thinking that ren lets them try knotted dildos on him, something impulse isnt as interested in (tho impy is open to knotting other ppl)

lizzie n cleo also enjoy requesting stress n gem, adoring the way their boobs bounce n how pretty their moans are as they get fucked, sometimes they might even invite bigb to join them, seeing as bigb is occasionally their submissive

tango likes to order out impulse everytime hes there n impulse is on shift, tango likes the way impulse whines when being teased, edged or overstimulated

grian doesnt mind which server he gets, since hes teasing all the same, stroking/fingering them until theyre on the brink of cumming, before stopping so he can see them whine n buck into him

cub n false are often requested by mumbo, usually not at the same time, tho there have been times where mumbo was horny enough to request both, mumbo's often (lightheartedly) teased by cub n false for being so shy n 'formal' during his requests

false is also requested by etho n martyn, both due to them appreciating some muscles on a women tho other life smp members appreciate that as well, they also appreciate a woman who carries around a strap on n dildo in her work apron's pocket

scar is usually requested by bdubs n etho n the biases of him being cute n having pretty moans

cub has been requested by pearl n jimmy more times than he could count, they often request him due to jimmy's major minor crush on cub, but also cause pearl loves the look of cub w bite marks n hickies on him

I freaking love the sec cafe au so much <3 I need to write/draw something soon because god damn. I love your character preferences hcs, and the cafe definitely is renowned across the different servers, word gets around quick, especially in the life series as people are so pent up with needing to stay alive that they forget to enjoy themselves <3