#thank you cain. thank you soooo much. truly thank you. THANK YOU. ROUND OF APPLAUSE YALL THAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU

[omtai]

u ready fucker. get ready. ask game time biatch

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thank you........ im putting this under a readmore becauase im thoughtful

0: Height - 170cm or a fart away from 5'7

1: Virgin? - wouldn't you like to know

2: Shoe size - 5.5 uk size

3: Do you smoke? - yes im waiting for it to stop raining so ican go smoke rn actually

4: Do you drink? - yes

5: Do you take drugs? - not even benadryl fuck my life

6: Age you get mistaken for - anywhere between 16 and 22

7: Have tattoos? - call me john locke the way im all about that blank slate

8: Want any tattoos? - imagine i get the numbers from lost

9: Got any piercings? - re: my john locke comment

10: Want any piercings? - yes

11: Best friend? - well it sure isnt this son of a bitch thats making me answer all these goddamn questions anymore

12: Relationship status - im a confirmed bachelor

13: Biggest turn ons - weird freakish motherfuckers

14: Biggest turn offs - polo shirts

15: Favorite movie - the slideshow they played at my funeral

16: I’ll love you if - you say rawr

17: Someone you miss - gerard way

18: Most traumatic experience - the infamous visual novel playthrough event of 2025

19: A fact about your personality - i am exceedingly patient and forgiving as proven with this ask game

20: What I hate most about myself - i say Y E S to everything girl stand up for yrself speak your shit once in a while

21: What I love most about myself - i have a high capacity for bullshit before i start murderising

22: What I want to be when I get older - NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!!

23: My relationship with my sibling(s) - great

24: My relationship with my parent(s) - its there

25: My idea of a perfect date - deserted island adventure

26: My biggest pet peeves - people who will die before accepting theyre wrong on something

27: A description of the girl/boy I like - churchmouse brown hair, apple pie face, old whispers of scoliosis, around 47yo

28: A description of the person I dislike the most - even describing her will cause me to break out in boils but in saying that im sure you specifically can guess

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend - to save their feelings and to save my own ass

30: What I hate the most about work/school - THAT SHIT NEVER ENDSSSSSS

31: What your last text message says - "in two farts of an ass"

32: What words upset me the most - You are not the guy you're not capable of being the guy I had a guy and nwo i dont You are not the GUY!

33: What words make me feel the best about myself - you are the guy youre capable of being the guy i had a guy and i still do you are the guy

34: What I find attractive in women - broad shoulders, tall, deep voices, hairyness

35: What I find attractive in men - the opposite of above but keep the hairyness

36: Where I would like to live - in a snowglobe where nothing ever goes wrong and i love everything and everything loves me

37: One of my insecurities - i have a secret third leg #mymassivehog

38: My childhood career choice - artist

39: My favorite ice cream flavor - cookies and cream

40: Who wish I could be - myself ten years from now when i got it all figured out

41: Where I want to be right now - ten years from now when i got it all figured out

42: The last thing I ate - katsu chicken & rice

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately - my hot manager

44: A random fact about anything - i love lying