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i think one of the funniest historical facts of all time is that at least one medieval English man got so mad at the Vikings who ended up settling there, not because they were taking up resources but because they were cleaner than the average English man, to the point that they started attracting the local women who were like 👀 oh damn he changes his clothes sometimes
and then i think the cherry on top that makes it so much funnier is learning from that middle eastern account that they weren't even like, insanely clean people for the time, they just brushed their hair and washed if they got dirty. and the guy who wrote that one was like "actually...... they kinda gross me out tbh".
#i just think the juxtaposition is so funny#the English guy is like FUCK these pretty boys who change their clothes every week?? and use soap sometimes???#they're stealing all the bitches!#meanwhile the guy from the middle east is like these mfers really gave me the ick with how they wash their hands 🫤🫤#and they're kind of nasty actually.....#not fundie related at all i just think about it a lot#history
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www!reader WILL call batman a pussy for not killing on her private twitter. she does it like every other day. its cathartic
#sophie speaks#series:www#all of the batfam: i have a very complicated relationship with the idea of killing as i follow a code that i know has caused thousands of-#lost lives and hurt people. but i still follow it because i know its the right thing to do#reader and jason: what like a baby???#i actually wrote www!reader to reflect all of the guys like... worst traits#shes obsessive like tim ignores her problems like dick is completely consumed by vengeance like jason and just generally petty like damian#hand in unlovable hand#and you havent seen readers more petty side yet but believe me you WILL#her and damians interactions always crack me up because they're just so.#genuinely miserable around each other but both too stubborn to concede any ground#damian: i think ur here to cause trouble and steal things#reader: i am literally working at a soup kitchen. ur only allowed to bitch if u help#which of course he does hes a good boy but the soup kitchen definitely has a weird vibe when the two of them are around#u dont have to worry about ur own problems look at these two obviously emotionally incompetent people bickering with eachother#anyways what was i saying
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Sims 2 CC Mega Post
I say 'mega' but there really isn't a whole lot, I just didn't wanna split it up. Anyway, yeah, I mostly and normally and prefer to make Sims 4 stuff, but I made some Sims 2 stuff for me last year and this and I figured, may as well share it. Most of these require outside meshes so keep that in mind, Sims 2 CC downloading is a bloody nightmare.
Alex Skin
So I made a custom skin with tattoos for Alex as it seemed simple enough to do. Ain't gonna look perfect, but it looks fine from a distance, same resources I used for my Sims 4 versions, so I did vector the rose and skull. I based the skin off these default replacements. You don't NEED these, but they make it so that everyone matches. Yes that site requires an account and login, it's NSFW, it has body hair and works with nudity. Because obviously I play with mods like that. I made the skin look right for Fit/Thin/Fat but I didn't bother with any age but adult nor did I bother with female, because, idc. I THINK this is Alex's hair mesh, but idfk, I have so many that look like this.
It also works in Castaway Stories, as does all of these, because I used them in it too. :> That made Alex the palest guy on the island as all the skin tones in Castaway Stories were shifted to one tone darker per. I manually put my replacement skin in that too, but I didn't have the darkest, so no body hair to them.
Streaked Jack Hair
You need this mesh to make this work. I made this for myself as I didn't really like anything else I had for him, and this is Sims 2, so I went with earlier hair, and I liked how this mesh looked. Loosely based on like this hair. I didn't bother with other ages beyond adult again. I would have if I decided to de-age him and send him to university, but I did that with Otto instead.
Again also works in Castaway Stories, as I used it, again. It's easy to import Sim's faces from 2 into the stories games.
Awsten Tricolor Hair
Awsten Red Hair
You need this mesh to make this work. The bright green in that is also great and I used that for him at first. These are his eyes too, or rather his right eye. No screenshots of the red hair, but it's just a bright plain red in case you prefer it. I made this hair as it looked okay with the colors kind of being randomly spread around the mesh. This is his outfit btw. Again only works with adult as far as I'm aware.
BONER Shirt
R&R Shirt
NoRegRetsShirt
JALEXShirt
BMTHShirt1
BMTHShirt2
BMTHShirt3
BMTHShirt4
You need this mesh to make these work. All of these are Everyday fashion only by account of only the Everyday category having the option for separates and these are all tops. Don't ask me what pants I use, I have so many downloaded, but these work with all of them.
As it turns out I didn't take screenshots of all of these ingame, but maybe these help with that.
PTV Hoodie
DropDead Hoodie
You need this mesh for the PTV hoodie. I don't THINK the DD hoodie needs anything external, I compared it to a vanilla mesh and it seemed to line up. I don't know, I made it last December and I didn't log everything I did. Like the shirts above, Everyday category only as they are tops.
As a bonus, here's some misc Sims 2 screenshots to hit the image limit, including this stuff and with no context to my game. I know most people on modern computers play with The Ultimate Collection, but I installed it via discs, and a few ISOs as I didn't feel like spending $30+ for a few missing stuff packs on eBay. :) Pretty sure those ISOs are why my game is British and I have to always manually set the clock and a few other small things every time I load it. Not a big deal to me, just felt I'd mention for clarity. Castaway Stories is from an ISO too as have you SEEN those prices on eBay?! I have Sims 3 on Disc too, 100%, never made any CC for it tho. I love how Sims 2 was out at the peak of, ahem, mid to late 2000s culture so a lot of CC for it is of it's time in the best possible way. I kept this theme going with adding in custom music that ONLY existed from before 2009 (so 2008 is my cut-off date) and it's fun only hearing music of the era ingame. :) I DID make stuff for Sims 1 too years ago but I don't know how I even really did it so idk how to make more and also I don't care that much. I wanted to try playing with Alex and Jack in Sims 1 too but I kept getting fucked up files that didn't work or look right and I didn't know what I needed to do to make it right and I didn't wanna waste more time than I already did trying to make their faces. I do have semi-not ugly faces and outfits for a couple others tho.
Oh yeah, all this stuff is made in the Body Shop and GIMP for textures.
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#sims 2#sims 2 cc#ts2#ts2cc#sims 2 download#sims 2 cas#alex gaskarth#awsten knight#jack barakat#bring me the horizon#pierce the veil#Sims 2 is chaos and drama and no one attracts chaos and drama in my game like Alex and Jack do#Their house is a haven for enemies to come by and steal their newspaper knock over their trash can and pick fights#So the yard is often a biohazard of trash and inside isn't much better as both of them are slobs and Jack is lazy#Also they're engaged to each other despite both their aspirations hating commitment go figure#Jack did it I didn't they just somehow decided to accept despite getting negative memories for it lmao#Alex is a crybaby who's hard to satisfy and Jack just wants to make out and woohoo he's a lot easier#But they both have a lot of enemies who they fight a lot especially Jack as it feels like no one like pranks in this game#And I use him to attack Sims who are mean to Alex a lot too as Alex gets a lot of shit from townies for some reason#Awsten likes them as he likes to eat trash and also he's a werewolf and he just doesn't seem to care about much of anything#I had a case where Rian kept coming over and inviting himself in to make out and woohoo with Alex while beating up Jack#Now I got Jack and Rian to kinda get along but Rian is grumpy and it doesn't take much from Jack to set him off#Otto also hates Alex and likes Jack but again drama drama drama#I totally get why Sims 2 was really popular with middle aged moms in its heyday its like a soap opera#Geoff exists too as a werewolf as he wanted to be one and I just used him to turn Awsten as well#I brought Awsten and Geoff on vacation with Alex and Jack as I wanted to meet Bigfoot and have Jack flirt with him#But I needed mods to do that grrr#Also Alex got pregnant on that vacation but we don't have to talk about that it made him very difficult to work with#But he kind of already is a little bitch all the time anyway#sims castaway stories
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Look man I'm tired and lowkey depressed. If a yandere wanted me they can have me as long as I can still see my mom and talk to my friends online. That's it. I have too much love to give and they can have it all. that's all I want.
#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere imagines#this is a joke kinda not really but yes?#dragon.rambles#like seriously tho ik their whole deal is usually like they want all of my attention#but sometimes they just steal y/n bc they're like omg no they won't like me fr i gotta force them#bitch i am DESPERATE and LONELY gou could've literally just asked#and then they jump the gun by making everyone hate u and its just--#like my guy. if this were me?? i will genuinely do whatever (within reason ig) if u let me see n talk to my mommy. idfc.#and my friends are across the country and sometimes the world just let me text them i will literally sit on your fucking lap as i type#i care abt these ppl and it would make me the big depresso if i can't interact with them every few days so im just sayin--#i have no self preservation y'all
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what is wrong with ppl on phannie twit and not giving any attribution ever for anythingggggg 😭😭
#ok im kind of being a bitch bc what im complaining about in this instance is like I guess not technically smth u would need to attribute#but tell me why someone screenshotted MY SCREENSHOTS posted them w/o saying where they got them and now their tweet has 1.4k likes#like again it's not like they're 'stealing' anything but like. at the same time how hard is it to say 'this is where I got this' 😭#im just salty at twitter in general bc when all the tour rumors were happening some big ass account posted about stuff I found w/o creditin#me LOL and that was like. them actually taking stuff I researched ksjdfsjk and then they were like 'sorry I didnt know who made the#Tumblr post' LIKE JUST TWEET THE LINK?? OR A SCREENSHOT WITH MY URL 😭 it is not that hard#and ive seen ppl post screenshots from Tumblr with names cropped out so many times#okay sorry rant over I know im being a bitch and it's not that serious and im not even gonna say anything bc it's not that deep I just#wanted to complain for a second xoxo#wordvom.txt
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Some character designs I created for my uni course last year as part of a “trope smashing” brief! I really enjoyed how these guys turned out - I see them as a private investigative pair in a fantasy victorian-esque setting, with perhaps some sci-fi elements. And yes, they’re husbands.
(silly doodle under cut)
#character design#concept art#illustration#orc#fantasy#brains and brawn#i dont think i ever came up with names for these guys BUT i did come up with mad backstory and setting lore#fae mafia my beloved....i will use u in another project#brains guy comes from a noble family off-planet and they all kinda view him as the wierd cousin who's taking his gap year#to do silly little detective stuff#they don't really know and dont really care. they're idle rich hes allowed to be eccentric and not earn anything#he goes home to the big family reunion every space-fantasy christmas and they're all happy to see him#make various affirming noises about whatever case hes excitedly talking about#slight dissaproving sniff at his boytoy stealing the cutlenery Again but theyre FAR too polite to bring that up#(brain knows. he acts oblivious but encourages this. he thinks its hilarious.)#(boytoy= theyve been married for 20 years and counting. his family is STILL hoping its a phase)#(its not these bitches are ride or die for each other)#anyway yeah space fantasy holmes and watson who are gay married and take cases for free purely on the basis of what interests them most.#if they dont like you they charge u tho sorry#brawn has the most insane swimmer physique btw its ALL in the upper torso#rabid dog of a guy who Bites#no thoughts head empty motherfucker#they are so sickly affectionate to each other its unreal. type of guys to constantly do the bit where they pretend to meet each other for#the first time and flirt immediately. you think its sweet until you have to hang out with them for longer than an hour. its insufferable#love them <33#anyway sorry for long tags!!! got carried away#art#my art#digital art
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look okay, seven Should have been a lesbian and i'd been saying that since Ryan appeared on that panel at sdcc and we found out we'd get more of her, but that doesn't actually change that they've said she's Not and as a random ass bi who is Very fed up with the whole 'any character is fair game for sexuality headcanons so long as they're not confirmed to be a specific queer label because if they are it's wrong to steal somebody else's representation' only mattering to fandom when somebody in a position of authority says they're gay/lesbian, and if not then them still being fair game.
Well. seven is the biggest ass bisexual in the universe. And you can bite me no matter how much i agree that she should have been a lesbian. Fandom's lack of respect for myself and identity is fucking old and i'm actually real and she's not.
I'm not even really That person who gives a shit about canon labels in media, literally, ideally i wouldn't care, but i am very much capable of noticing the double standard here so i Am giving a shit for that reason only.
bisexuality is only respected in fandom as a way to make sure you can feel good about shipping nothing heterosexual and frankly, kinda sick of being used on somebody else's weird moral crusade because they want to be contrary about shipping something m/f to stick it to the man or whatever but don't even bother to think about actual unchecked biphobia. Try throwing an ounce of respect to actual bi people for once instead.
It's frustrating because i'd Like fandom to be a place where we could discuss how sometimes canonical labels given to characters don't actually make sense! and actually Do interfere with what's happened before in canon! because it happens! but it Isn't that space if you're in a certain group but Is for another, and that's fucked up.
#before i get shit... if you're Not biphobic this doesn't apply to you so you can move on safe in the knowledge#that i'm not bitching at you#because the thing is that i don't actually think it's wrong to explore alt sexualities in fandom even if they've said they're one thing#mostly i've always thought that the idea of 'stealing' somebody's rep is ridic as a concept for so many reasons#but if That's the rule you're touting as having to be followed#then enforce it for All eventualities thank you#otherwise your weird fandom fascism doesn't have the moral weight you think it does
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Man, I tend to forget some friends still talk to people I ended up hating due to bitch behavior.
#I'm no one to tell them who they should speak with#It was just a cold feeling to see them all lovely dovey and part of me is screaming#''no! They're hypocrites that only think of themselves! Get out of there before they copy/steal something from you and drain you!''#But I guess people have their own reasons to like Bitch L and Bitch M#mape's hate posting
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reo & nagi in chapter five? more likely than even i thought. they just grabbed my brain and told me they belonged in the middle of the chapter and i in fact could not argue with them
#it's reo pov and he just talks about the practice match between hakuho and tomiya for like. a thousand words#there IS reonagi in this fic however they are also equally downbad for ayame#because it's my fic and i can do what i want#reo calls nagi his treasure;;; and ayame a gem;;;;;;;#not his gem (yet)#but still#these bitches gay. good for them. good for them#him & nagi talk about stealing ayame onto their team;;; unfortunately that's not how the first selection works#and it doesn't really happen in the second one either#.....or the third#SORRY REONAGI#they just have too much drama for me to put ayame right inbetween them. i think it's better that he's a bit separate#kind of like. not a mediator but a neutral place they can retreat to when they're both being all. reonagi#the one thing they'll always agree on / about kind of deal
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I'm very uninterested in foreign colleges but apparently a couple of indian colleges accept the sat for some reason and i went to check it out? and damn when my dad said "don't practice sat math for too long your math skills will deteriorate and you will lose all your brain cells" he really wasn't kidding. americans y'all wouldn't survive a week in the indian education system fr:')
#sometimes it astounds me how much easier those people have it in EVERYTHING and they don't even realise#if international fees werent so damn high your ivy leagues would just be international kids i swear#now i get why they're so scared of immigrants stealing their jobs it's cause so many people are genuinely overqualified for them#why do those countries have all the resources ew#why are they the most reputed suck my dick#x am rambles#whatever I'm just going to go back to pretending they're a fantasy world the west is so disconnected from everywhere else#and there's no point bitching about it#but every so often I'm reminded of their existence and i just need to laugh#liveblogging.pdf
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it's honestly so toxic that I'm still single even though my hair looks breathtakingly good
#there's just no justice in the world yk#it's the best phase my hair has ever been#since like 2019#in 2019 I had Gwen's haircut but I had it before watching itsv#i kept it for longer bc of the movie tho lol#but my style overall was still kinda dubious back then#today tho??? oof#I'm wearing stuff I only used to dream about pulling off#my style is now matching the people I draw and that was my goal all along#I knew I peaked when I started putting my fave characters on my outfits of the day#AND YET I'M STILL SINGLE#I'm the person I'd be drooling over and sketching at the mall and be thinking 'sheesh they're SO outta my league'#and I AIN'T EVEN JOKING my dude I became the people I wanted to FUCK#my gender fluid ass went all around stealing all them bitches' genders#so I could finally reveal my true form#The Most Fuckable Person You'll Ever Lay Your Eyes On#I'm asexual tho the goal is become fuckable but never actually fuck thank you very much#oh maybe that's why I'm still single actually
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i just typoed the word "situationship" five times the things i do for this fic
#wylan and jesper and kuwei is still so funny to me#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#kuwei yul bo#no because they're all teenagers with petty grudges#it isn't 'oh he tried to steal jesper' 'oh he's a bitch'#guys!!! we are missing out on the potential here
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"and shocker they don't get paid to do a shit ton of work to find vintage t-shirts for free" HS fashion archive gets paid for their posts but LT fashion archive doesn't? I always thought they posted because they were their fans and then they become solo Harries like most former "big" larries.
#where to even fucking START with this#but let me get right to the end: they haven't had time or energy to do most of harry's last tour#because they do not get paid to do it!#if they link to something he's wearing and someone clicks through to buy it#they get a few bucks out of it#but not enough to quit your job and do it (and besides--at least with harry they have a copycat that just steals their work directly)#with louis for YEARS he just wore hard-to-find vintage if you could find him at all#and people didn't engage with their content when they DID find it so why bother?#honestly why bother?#if you get paid in likes and nobody gives you any feedback how much longer will you do that kind of work for free?#with harry they DO get engagement and it's fun#it's not from some whiny complainers who bitch about how they aren't doing enough#and for the few times you did see louis before his tour it wasn't easy!#and then someone who's an anti said okay i'll do it#and they're doing it!#so you should rejoice--there IS a louis fashion archive!#bonus for you in particular--it's not run by larries#you win!#so why are you here?#maybe sit in this bath while i compose a novel in the tags and you'll calm down#eta: i don't actually know this i'm just rubbing two braincells together to figure it out#disclaimer and all that
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Hey remember when RoosterTeeth had over 300 full-time employees before most of their animation department got laid off and fired over the last three years without any big kerfluffle over here?
I want you to remember that when you see this number. I want you to remember that this is half what it used to be. Half. That before COVID RoosterTeeth had over 350 full-time employees.
And that firing animators cut costs. Using freelance animators cut costs. And those freelance animators they used to make up the difference, many of whom used to work for them full-time before they were canned for cost, are now in awful financial situations. Much worse ones I imagine than the people who had fucking job security.
It's not the faces I'm worried about. It's the freelance animators with no security. It's the interns. It's every person with a work visa. It's every person they fucked over and never paid who will now never get paid.
A lot more than 150 people are being hurt by this decision and have been hurt by this decision since WarnerMedia bought RT. And yeah, RT was kind of a fucking awful place to work, to be a person, and they treated people horribly, but that doesn't mean they deserve to be unemployed. And without RT, all the people they hurt - like Kdin Jenzen, like Arryn, are never going to get the money and apologies they deserve.
well….it finally happened
#they werent making money#no one watched them#their content was bad#and they kept firing people and not paying them to get around this#kerry shawcross has multiple VAs saying he abuses the FUCK out of them in the booth#same with Miles Luna#there is NO CRWBY#if someone TOOK OVER RWBY then would have to HIRE BACK ALL THE ANIMATORS#they would have to GO FIND THEM ALL#yes warner media sucks but honestly if RT wasn't going to stop being horrifically abusive and stealing money from their contractors#then im glad they're gone?#i just wish so many people didnt get hurt in the process#now stop bitching about rwby unless youre willing to talk about hiring back every single animator they tossed#there is NO FUCKING CRWBY
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my firm and very sincere belief that the wayne family initiation orientation docket has many points, and addendums but the one on the top is:
"Don't start shit with Duke. God as his witness, he won't start shit but he WILL end it. "
and why?
because duke doesn't give even half a fuck, he can and will e v i s c e r a t e you.
Jason steals the last cookie? "no wonder your mom sold you out, you stupid bitch. not even death could bear you so you're back trying to make the rest of miserable. loser bitch. i'll crowbar your fucking face."
Tim makes a snarky, harmless joke at his expense? "Your mom probably drank that poison in Hawaii to get away from you. The constant flying about wasn't enough. She needed to get off the literal existential plane. all those times you thought you're a burden and no one loves you? you were right. fear toxin aint showing you your worst fears, its showing you the fucking truth. loser virgin. get the fuck out of my face"
so on and forth. Not even Bruce or Alfred are spared. Duke won't know proportional response if it hit him in the face. Regularly, daytime villains send batman complaint letters (!!!) about the signal, because damnit they're just robbing banks, no need to bring up their mommy issues into it??? with Duke, there is no passive there is only aggressive. You won't think it, looking into his warm brown eyes and his lovely, easy smile. but you will know it. by god, if you start shit, you will know it.
#headcanon#duke thomas#the batman#batman#signal#dc batfam#batfam#batfam headcanons#tim drake#bruce wayne#dick grayson#damian wayne#red robin#robin#alfred pennyworth#jason todd#red hood#nightwing#dc robin#tim drake wayne
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Tw. Bimbo reader, dark content, noncon, dubcon, corruption kink, coercion, creampie, size kink, magic sex toy/onahole/fleshlight, loss of virginity, not proof read
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Thinking about being a childhood friend of a yandere duo.
You were just so friendly and cute, approaching them with candies in your tiny hands and offering it to them. So kind as you always play with them, and sometimes they would argue who'd be your husband when playing house. They often fought whenever they wanted to play with you but in the end, it always results to sharing you.
Middle school was a little different than Kindergarten. They get more protective when boys try to get close to you, painting them as insufferable brats that only want clout. Being neighbors with the wealthy kids, got you too much attention much to their liking, often getting bullied whenever you finally have some alone time, but this didn't get unnoticed as you wonder why that kid who pushed you on your locker, suddenly have bandage wrapped around his head and his reputation down.
Highschool is where the shift started. You wanted to explore more, finding new friends, and hanging out with other people, and they did not like that. You were just too dumb, they said. Too dumb to realize people manipulating you so that they can get close to them. Do you even realize that the girl from your class only talks to you about them? Dumb girl.
Safe to say, you never had a genuine friend in high school, not like you even had chance to form a deep level of friendship (by people who genuinely wanna be friends with you) by the way they hog all your attention and time.
College is where it gets difficult for them to spend time with you. Different schedules, classes, course. They even insisted you go to the same university as them. It's frustrating how little time you spend together, always with your stupid excuse of "working on an assignment".
Without you around, they definitely have a hard time relieving some tension. They couldn't just walt into your room and steal some panties scoot free without getting into trouble, even though they were star students and had plenty influence over the school. No, no, they won't put their reputation to ruin, they're your perfect best friends.
Despite them being a duo, they were quite different in terms of personality. One is patient and mature, thinking logical and more on the rational side. While the other is playful, outgoing and rash. Both have their charms that got everyone around their fingers. However, they wouldn't sleep with just anyone, no. It's hard to get their dick hard, always imagining your cute face whenever they try to fuck a desperate bitch to finally release some tension.
But your impatient friend had enough of some random girl, high pitch moans that's not yours annoying his ears. It's miserable to even hump his own hand, so hard and cold, different to what he imagine your tight warm cunt to be. This just won't cut it. He needs more, to finally feel your wet insides without you knowing.
So what's a good way to relieve tension?
Some good ol' fleshlight.
The moment it arrived at his doorstep, he straight up bolted to his door. Slamming the door close as he finally gets his hands on the toy after days of waiting. Fuck, he can't wait to use this thing.
It's like the half body sex toy he used to watch in porns. He was quite impressed by the details it had, he gotta give props for that, but that's not what he's after for. After reading the instructions, more like skimming and skipping most of the words. He use lubricant, using plenty of it and spreading it around the artificial pussy lips. Rubbing and feeling the flaps, like how he usually does. It's kinda weird that he's doing this for a toy, but he could just imagine it being your cunt, practicing his moves. After a few moments did he slide his thick finger inside the walls of the toy... How weird, the texture was oddly real, like it was alive. Well, that's probably some mechanic shit that the factory put there or something. This is his first time using a fleshlight and it cost a fortune through some sketchy website so it better be worth it.
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You jolted in your sit in class, listening to your professor's discussion about physics until you suddenly feel something brushing on your thighs. Your head panning around the room before looking ahead, brushing it off. It was probably the wind.
You yelp when something began rubbing your cunt, earning a few concern looks for you and your professor glancing at you before going back to his discussion. You shrink in your sit, head hanging low as you pressed your lips together. Confused and scared by the phantom touch assaulting your nether region. Clutching your skirt, you try to maintain confused whimpers as the touches didn't stop.
You're scared.
The moment something pushed inside you, you stand up and excuse yourself, running to the nearest restroom. Your feet quick as you open a random stall and sit on the toilet. Your breathing heavy as you shakily lifts your skirt, looking at the wet patch on your panty.
What's happening? Why are you wet? How can something touching you there? You're not imagining this, right?
Your mind raced as you become more terrified. Is a ghost haunting you? Tears pool on your eyes, sniffling as the assault become more aggressive.
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Fuck, this fleshlight was the best thing he ever bought. How was this even made? Whatever. He continues to pump his thick finger, inserting another one and he jump a bit as he felt the walls suck on his fingers. Damn, it can even do that? Just how realistic can this toy be? He's not complaining though.
He decided to touch the clit earning another tight squeeze. What a sensitive toy. He continues to play, eventually adding another finger. It was weird how the warm walls didn't run out of lube, if this were any normal toy it'd need to be lubricated after few minutes but this toy seems to produce it on its on.
He pulls out his fingers as he inspects the inside, it's undeniable that it's fake but the way it pulsates around nothing makes it a bit questionable on how it works.
Would your cunt also look like that? He could imagine your wrecked heaving face after fingering you. Poor little you never had something inside, let alone this thick fingers. He couldn't wait for the moment he'll ruin you.
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You're straight up crying as an additional thick sensation pumped your insides. Squeezing your thighs shut, like it's gonna do something to stop the phantom. Everything inside you screams to remove the intrusion but you didn't know how. Opening your legs slightly, your shaky fingers removing your panty to see what's happening inside your cunt... but nothing was there. Only a gape.
Your fingers shifts towards the gape, gasping as the invincible touch was able to touch you yet you couldn't even see or feel it. Squirming uncomfortably, as you open your legs more to try and get "it" out with your fingers. Uselessly grabbing air, whimpering and sobbing as you fail to interrupt with its continuous pumping. Your stomach twisting and an unfamiliar coil was starting to unravel, your breath hitching and legs shaking.
But it's abruptly stop as the phantom pulled away.
Finally, relief and a little bit of disappointment fills your chest. Slumping on the toilet, panting like you run a marathon. You shift a bit as you sit upright, freezing as something thick pokes your entrance.
No way...
Your brain panics, your gaze staring at the way your hole widens and your legs subconsciously spreading more to prepare yourself for the inevitable. You clutch the wall of the stall, each hand gripping the surface. Tears streaming down your face and your cheeks getting hot.
This can't be happening.
You felt the thick thing stretch you open.
***
Something about fucking a fleshlight should embarrass him. But nah, with you in his mind there's nothing to be ashamed. This is just practice to him after all, he'll do this things eventually.
With his heavy cock around his fingers, he taps the opening of the fleshlight. His other hand grips the hip. Rubbing along the slit, he collects lube running on the head of his cock, catching the clit in the process. He lets out a breath, as he finally starts pushing his cock inside.
He's quite big, so he's a bit worried if he'll fit in some shady toy but he's sure he'll fit in you just right, even if he had to force himself in your tiny cunt.
But there's no need for consideration when it comes to a toy.
He sheath inside in one thrust.
Hissing at the way the walls clings to him, tightly wrapping around his cock and pulsating as if rejecting a foreign object. Shit, why does it feel like a virgin?
Warm, wet, and tight. The perfect toy pussy for him, this could even rival a real pussy if he were being honest. No time for adjusting as he starts to thrust. Pounding the onahole, roughly gripping the hips and fucking hard. Shit shit shit why does this feel so good? This stupid toy feels a whole lot better compare to a random slut.
His hips going hard and the way he feels the inside pulsating, sucking all his worth making him groan. Such a tight fake cunt.
He wonder if he can break the toy.
***
With a silent scream, your head jerk up as the big stretch was too sudden for your body to take. Legs wide open as you try to create space for the large object. You sob as quiet as possible, as the phantom starts pounding hard at your sensitive cunt. You want to scream but held back, tears blurring your vision as you pray for it to end.
Whimpering and sobbing was the only thing you can do. Waiting for the thrusting to stop, you teeth bite your lip to stop noise from escaping. It doesn't sound like you at all, it's weird, you're scared and confused.
Your mind tries to think of a distraction, to think of anything but the mysterious assault. How is this even happening? What did you do to deserve this? Why you?
Your breath hitched as you feel the tight coil in your stomach again. Moaning a little as you feel pleasure rising though you. Your hands clasp over your mouth, muffling your noise. You shake your head as the coil gets tighter and tighter, your legs shaking as you stutter words of apology to whoever's doing this.
And it snaps.
Your vision going white, body stiffening and eyes going into the back of your head.
Ah. You never felt this... good before.
It takes you a few minutes to recover. Your limbs feel like jelly, your chest rising up and down in a slow manner, and you greedily gulp air.
You were tired and exhausted but you were glad the assault has stop after that. You groggily starts to lift you panty's up however you felt something dripping down your hole.
... you wonder what it was.
***
After that day, the mysterious phantom would touch you at random times, when you're showering, classes, or even in bed late at night. It was torturous, you were becoming paranoid and it didn't go unnoticed by one of your best friend.
He's helping you study in the library as you'd ask him for his guidance in physics. You would've asked your other friend, but you can just imagine him play with your hair or something along of not really helping you study.
You're breathe hitch as you feel the phantom ghost rubbing your cunt. Shrinking on your sit, uncomfortably rubbing your legs.
"Something bothering you?" He ask, looking a bit concern of your shiftiness.
"O-oh, it's nothing. Just a little tired lately," You reassured, smiling as you pretend to be fine.
His sharp gaze examined your face before dropping the subject, deciding to just help you study.
"If you need something to talk to. I'm right here, ok?"
You smiled forcefully, "I-I will... Thank you."
***
You could never bring yourself to tell someone about it. No one would ever believe you.
You're laying in bed waiting for the phantom, already memorizing the way it'll touch you. You brace for the touch as you can't help but feel helpless. Are you going to live like this your entire life? You don't want to...
But would someone be willing to listen to you? To believe you? You don't wanna bother your best friend, you knew how busy he's gotten the recent days and you're doubtful that he'll even listen to your story when he's the rational one. That means...
Your thoughts were interrupted by the intrusion as you clutch your pillow and close your eyes. You're panting as the phantom starts its routine.
You're scared... You're scared that it's starting to feel good.
No. You don't want to be alone anymore on this.
You need help. Badly.
You shakily gets up from bed, putting some jacket on as you heads towards someone who can help you... At least you believe who will do.
***
"Oh? What's my little darling doing here at this late of night?" He grins as he opened the door with the sight of you.
You fidget with your jacket as you feel small under his gaze, "P-Please help me."
He raised his eyebrow, his grin replacing with a thin line. Yeah, he's playful but he'll never joke around when you're having a problem, "Come inside, we'll talk there, sweetie."
Sitting on his couch, you took a deep breath as you prepare to tell someone about this problem of yours. He won't make fun of you right? He won't be weirded out, right? He's a reliable person and your best friend.
He sits beside you, a serious and concerned expression on his face. It was rare to see him like this, which encourage you to finally tell him.
By the end, you were crying and hiccuping in your hands about the experiences you encounter with that phantom. Feeling his hand rub your back, cooing at you in comfort. He pulls your head to rest on his chest, telling you that everything's going to be fine.
You sob out a thank you, finding relief to finally get it out of your chest.
Unbeknownst to you, the man was smiling.
***
He didn't know if God was on his side. But, he didn't expect this would happen.
Who would've thought that the toy he was playing with was connected with cute lil you?
He didn't believe it at first but the way you described the timing was too much of a coincidence. Sweet little thing, don't worry you won't experience any scary thing from now on.
"Sweetie, do you want me to chase that scary invisible phantom away?" He cups your cheeks in his hands, locking gaze with you.
You sniffle before nodding, "Y-Yes, please..."
He gave you a toothy smile before gently pushing you down on his couch. His fingers swiping away your tears, "Listen to me, ok? I need you to trust me on this." His nose touching with yours as he leans close.
"O-ok... I trust you."
Dumb little girl.
You shouldn't have said that.
Now you've sealed your fate.
***
He wonders what was going on with you back when he helped you study in the library. Something was very off about you, and you were clearly uncomfortable to brought it up.
He thinks of you very often even when he's busy and swarmed with school works. Sometimes, getting frustrated to even continue and wants to just go to your place. He massages his aching temple, resting on his chair before a box caught his attention.
Oh yeah, that stupid guy gave him that a few weeks ago.
He recalls their conversation about it, saying that it'll help him release some stress. Well, he's plenty stressed now so why don't he test it out now?
He saunters to the box, sitting on the floor to unravel it. Only to be surprised by the object inside it.
An onahole...
If he was his usual self he would've flung this across the room and throw it to the garbage bin. But sometimes he needs to be relieve as well, plus he's a man too,
He's not that picky too.
This'll do for him.
A temporary replacement while thinking of your cunt.
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