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I should really capitalize on my user name and write dragon fucker content bc we are 1. Severely lacking on that end, and 2. I have been yearning.
#i just wanna be loved on by a dragon. actually.#all protected and safe...among other things#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#dragon fucker#dragon.rambles
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Look man I'm tired and lowkey depressed. If a yandere wanted me they can have me as long as I can still see my mom and talk to my friends online. That's it. I have too much love to give and they can have it all. that's all I want.
#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere imagines#this is a joke kinda not really but yes?#dragon.rambles#like seriously tho ik their whole deal is usually like they want all of my attention#but sometimes they just steal y/n bc they're like omg no they won't like me fr i gotta force them#bitch i am DESPERATE and LONELY gou could've literally just asked#and then they jump the gun by making everyone hate u and its just--#like my guy. if this were me?? i will genuinely do whatever (within reason ig) if u let me see n talk to my mommy. idfc.#and my friends are across the country and sometimes the world just let me text them i will literally sit on your fucking lap as i type#i care abt these ppl and it would make me the big depresso if i can't interact with them every few days so im just sayin--#i have no self preservation y'all
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Yk what?? it's probs good that Fnaf was pg-13 bc I'm already brain rotting about Afton, but if he were covered in blood??? God help me--
#I have issues and im not afraid to admit them.... unless it's on main.#Fnaf#fnaf movie#five nights at freddy's#william afton#matthew lillard#dragon.rambles
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how the fuck are they just gonna end it off "oh btw Natlan is a nation of dragons :))) good luck" and NOT expect me to YEARN--
#hey hi my username is several things but i am a dragon fucker first and foremost and this information is KILLING ME--#dragon.rambles#genshin impact#i rolled for Neuvilette out of pure thirst bc bro was hot and then found out afterwards he was a dragon??? i nearly died#SO THERE BEING A WHOLE NATION OF THEM--
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It’s been awhile but Kazuha came home on the 50/50 I’m losing my sHIT.
Ok the fics are fun but Sagau isn't real
*Itto comes home again and beats my first 50/50*
My BOY!! doesn't change anything tho--
*Zhongli also comes home again despite 50/50*
Ok maybe I'm--
*Cyno. Beats 50/50. Comes home.*
Bro wait--
*Albedo also pulls up, 50/50 be damned*
...OK MAYBE IT IS REAL--
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I'm about to remove myself from my accidental self-imposed hiatus to write bc the Harbingers....lord have mercy...
#my daddy issues cant take it#Genshin impact#genshin x reader#sagau#self aware genshin au#dragon.rambles
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Now I'm not saying that Zhongli came home with a Qiqi con, aka my luckiest limited pull ever, because the SAGAU cult is real....
.....but I'm not *not* saying it either
#sagau#the first time i rolled two 5 stars on limited#and it brings him home#these are all jokes btw (unless more characters want to come home then like sure)#dragon.rambles
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Uh hey yk.... my asks are open if y'all wanna vibe w/ SAGAU brainrot n stuff. <3
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....I feel like I should probably make a what I write list and other stuff so I don't disappoint people bc I'd feel really bad abt it--
#dragon.rambles#I haven't written fanfic in such a long time...it was just avengers x reader crackfics but still#I took them slightly seriously but they were crackfics i was hilarious.#and 13. extremely 13.#but yeah like yk Genshin maybe i don't know the characters too well so apologies in advance--#maybe miraculous ladybug if i ever grow a spine.#never going back to avengers tho i physically can't.
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Also im sorry for not being too active. School is a bitch 😭
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Ok the fics are fun but Sagau isn't real
*Itto comes home again and beats my first 50/50*
My BOY!! doesn't change anything tho--
*Zhongli also comes home again despite 50/50*
Ok maybe I'm--
*Cyno. Beats 50/50. Comes home.*
Bro wait--
*Albedo also pulls up, 50/50 be damned*
...OK MAYBE IT IS REAL--
#you don't understand I've never won the 50/50 until Itto came home#and now they keep coming home...i love them your honor--#sagau#dragon.rambles#genshin sagau
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