#they're so predictable

[phillietemple]

tit preshow drinking game

the show you’re about to watch is good, this isn’t

phil defends it saying it's a different experience

they introduce the phlit and it takes way too long (at US shows, talk about how they don’t have mailboxes in the uk)

phil treats the phlit weirdly sexually

this was your opportunity to ask us deep, hard hitting questions about life (you're laughing bc you didn't)

should we be scared of what you put in the box? YESS

if anything offends you, it’s your fault bc you asked the questions

the first question sets the tone

who’s watering the houseplants? FUCK. the pheal is watering them (can ppl stop asking this question like omg)

(ridiculous random question) “i’ve been waiting 15 years to see dan and phil, THIS is what i’m gonna ask them”

unhinged fuck marry kill

domestic lore drop

phil thinks a card is blank but he just has to flip it over

question about something specific to the city everyone goes crazy 

phil suggests susan as a name for something

a question is addressed to one of them and they act like it’s an insult to the other

phil broken rib mention

“the european mind cannot comprehend”

someone asks phil about soup “am i chewing am i swallowing, am i drinking”

if we had a pet it would be dead right now

any variation of will you wear wigs (we’re wearing wigs right now)

it is now my job to take a commemorative selfie, if you need to sort your hair out DO IT NOW

[laf-outloud]

I imagine the stupid takes I've been seeing from hellers and AAs will continue to ramp up until (and even after) Walker's premier, since they can't seem to handle Jared fans getting hi-def televised content while their favs are only available via blurry cell phone cameras rehashing the same old stories at weakly-attended cons.

[puckdrunklove]

auston just couldn't forget to put a gentle hand on mitch's lil head

Auston Matthews scores his 19th of the season.

Leafs vs Lightning | 01.20.25

[nunap]

I knew from second 1 that the atiny pirate shitstorm would have come

[annasofthe11thdimension]

Waltz

[virtualpeople]

back at it again with attempt #345346346 at recreating my favourite video game necromancer gentleman in the format of The Sims 2™

[juergenklopp]

JOE BURROW and JA’MARR CHASE attend the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Phoenix Suns (February 25, 2024)

— for @cementcornfield

[konaiiro]

Ian & Mandy <3

Redraw of a piece from early 2022 (Original below and on this old shameless art post) plus first time doing @gallacrafts for theme 37: friendship.

[obisamya]

DANI ROJAS & JAN MAAS Ted Lasso (2020-2023)

[o-i-w-u]

Requests?

Your crk team? Or a silly ShadowBurn//PureShadow doodle :3

ask and you shall receive

[laf-outloud]

Thanks, anon. Based on account dates, it looks like it's just another hater trying to impersonate a Jared fan account. They've done it before and I'm sure they'll do it again.

[sysig]

I really like @theratpy​‘s Dr. Zo :D I like him for normal reasons don’t even worry about it don’t read into it at all haha (Patreon)

Bonus Ratticus

[girl-drink-drunk]

i love love love that it was nathan, not harold, who came up with the idea of the back door to the machine, who wanted to save the people deemed not important, who we get to see have a bunch of guilt over what they did and who started saving people first. so often when the genius inventor has a partner they turn out to be a backstabber or someone who refuses to do the right thing while the inventor wants to. i was absolutely gutted when he was killed.

[beatledumpster]

alex james' tenuous grasp of basic conversational french

(also the host hates them so much)

[damnedbeans]

I know that a lot of people feel as if Inho was acting while being in the games as Youngil, in the second voting scene and many others, but I don't think it was entirely an act, his real opinion might still be seeping through. During the scene I referenced earlier, when one of the players said that they want to keep going because they need more money for their family to have a chance, Inho answered with "And what if you die? Your family won't even see your body. You think they'd really want that?", and I feel as if he still is resentful at himself for the fact that he wasn't there when his wife passed away. When talking to Gihun, telling him about his wife, it wasn't a complete lie either. Sure, that happened 9 years prior, but it wasn't just a made-up story, as far as we know. Inho is ruined and has lost faith in the world, but what I'm trying to say is that he stayed true to some of his beliefs. Him and Gihun aren't even that different in their view on the world, but Inho's just way more... brutal, and realistic, in a way. And the reality of it is what Inho is trying to prove to him. That people are messed up and there's no hope.

[formerlyashkatom]

it is once again time for me to win an argument, unless you all disagree with me, in which case this time I will put down my phone, exhale a short breath through my nose, and wade into the sea in an attempt to subsume my identity into something greater than myself. please reblog for a greater sample size and to inflict psychic damage upon me with your commentary.

caveats: no vanilla extract/both/neither/I'm bald, we die on these hills. it does not matter for the purposes of option 1 in this case what the universal imperatives are, just that (your stance is) they exist, but if you want to define what they are in reblog commentary I may then hold a deathmatch of everyone's definitions in a future poll because that would be funny to me.