#they're so predictable

[phillietemple]

tit preshow drinking game

the show you’re about to watch is good, this isn’t

phil defends it saying it's a different experience

they introduce the phlit and it takes way too long (at US shows, talk about how they don’t have mailboxes in the uk)

phil treats the phlit weirdly sexually

this was your opportunity to ask us deep, hard hitting questions about life (you're laughing bc you didn't)

should we be scared of what you put in the box? YESS

if anything offends you, it’s your fault bc you asked the questions

the first question sets the tone

who’s watering the houseplants? FUCK. the pheal is watering them (can ppl stop asking this question like omg)

(ridiculous random question) “i’ve been waiting 15 years to see dan and phil, THIS is what i’m gonna ask them”

unhinged fuck marry kill

domestic lore drop

phil thinks a card is blank but he just has to flip it over

question about something specific to the city everyone goes crazy 

phil suggests susan as a name for something

a question is addressed to one of them and they act like it’s an insult to the other

phil broken rib mention

“the european mind cannot comprehend”

someone asks phil about soup “am i chewing am i swallowing, am i drinking”

if we had a pet it would be dead right now

any variation of will you wear wigs (we’re wearing wigs right now)

it is now my job to take a commemorative selfie, if you need to sort your hair out DO IT NOW

[laf-outloud]

I imagine the stupid takes I've been seeing from hellers and AAs will continue to ramp up until (and even after) Walker's premier, since they can't seem to handle Jared fans getting hi-def televised content while their favs are only available via blurry cell phone cameras rehashing the same old stories at weakly-attended cons.

[puckdrunklove]

auston just couldn't forget to put a gentle hand on mitch's lil head

Auston Matthews scores his 19th of the season.

Leafs vs Lightning | 01.20.25

[nunap]

I knew from second 1 that the atiny pirate shitstorm would have come

[annasofthe11thdimension]

Waltz

[virtualpeople]

back at it again with attempt #345346346 at recreating my favourite video game necromancer gentleman in the format of The Sims 2™

[juergenklopp]

JOE BURROW and JA’MARR CHASE attend the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Phoenix Suns (February 25, 2024)

— for @cementcornfield

[konaiiro]

Ian & Mandy <3

Redraw of a piece from early 2022 (Original below and on this old shameless art post) plus first time doing @gallacrafts for theme 37: friendship.

[obisamya]

DANI ROJAS & JAN MAAS Ted Lasso (2020-2023)

[o-i-w-u]

Requests?

Your crk team? Or a silly ShadowBurn//PureShadow doodle :3

ask and you shall receive

[laf-outloud]

Thanks, anon. Based on account dates, it looks like it's just another hater trying to impersonate a Jared fan account. They've done it before and I'm sure they'll do it again.

[natjennie]

the pitt is crazy from a storytelling perspective because usually you sort of focus on one main plot point and it culminates over an arc so you have the time to have a dramatic chekhov's gun moment but this is one day in the ER so shit just keeps happening and gets resolved and happens again in a disjointed rhythm so instead you get chekhov's gun and chekhov's knife and chekhov's pregnancy test and chekhov's rats and chekhov's fourth set of scrubs and you have no idea when any of them are gonna fire.

[dragonwysper]

Seeing all these other pwASPD talk about how they hate socializing because they don't care about people's drama and they think it's all stupid is so interesting to me. I also dislike socializing, but like I DO wanna hear the drama. It has to be interesting, but I like sitting back and listening to these crazy-ass stories. It's entertaining as hell, and also saves me from the agony of trying to come up with a non-canned response for small talk.

[sysig]

I really like @theratpy​‘s Dr. Zo :D I like him for normal reasons don’t even worry about it don’t read into it at all haha (Patreon)

Bonus Ratticus

[beatledumpster]

alex james' tenuous grasp of basic conversational french

(also the host hates them so much)

[girl-drink-drunk]

i love love love that it was nathan, not harold, who came up with the idea of the back door to the machine, who wanted to save the people deemed not important, who we get to see have a bunch of guilt over what they did and who started saving people first. so often when the genius inventor has a partner they turn out to be a backstabber or someone who refuses to do the right thing while the inventor wants to. i was absolutely gutted when he was killed.