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tit preshow drinking game
the show you’re about to watch is good, this isn’t
phil defends it saying it's a different experience
they introduce the phlit and it takes way too long (at US shows, talk about how they don’t have mailboxes in the uk)
phil treats the phlit weirdly sexually
this was your opportunity to ask us deep, hard hitting questions about life (you're laughing bc you didn't)
should we be scared of what you put in the box? YESS
if anything offends you, it’s your fault bc you asked the questions
the first question sets the tone
who’s watering the houseplants? FUCK. the pheal is watering them (can ppl stop asking this question like omg)
(ridiculous random question) “i’ve been waiting 15 years to see dan and phil, THIS is what i’m gonna ask them”
unhinged fuck marry kill
domestic lore drop
phil thinks a card is blank but he just has to flip it over
question about something specific to the city everyone goes crazy
phil suggests susan as a name for something
a question is addressed to one of them and they act like it’s an insult to the other
phil broken rib mention
“the european mind cannot comprehend”
someone asks phil about soup “am i chewing am i swallowing, am i drinking”
if we had a pet it would be dead right now
any variation of will you wear wigs (we’re wearing wigs right now)
it is now my job to take a commemorative selfie, if you need to sort your hair out DO IT NOW
#would only recommend playing this with water. or perhaps some warm milk#otherwise you'd be dead#they're so predictable#dan and phil#dnp#phan#daniel howell#phil lester#terrible influence tour#tit preshow
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I imagine the stupid takes I've been seeing from hellers and AAs will continue to ramp up until (and even after) Walker's premier, since they can't seem to handle Jared fans getting hi-def televised content while their favs are only available via blurry cell phone cameras rehashing the same old stories at weakly-attended cons.
#anti aas#anti hellers#they're so predictable#with their stupid SPN takes#that always lead into sam/jared hate
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auston just couldn't forget to put a gentle hand on mitch's lil head
Auston Matthews scores his 19th of the season.
Leafs vs Lightning | 01.20.25
#toronto maple leafs#auston matthews#mitch marner#chris tanev#mm16#am34#ct8#1634#they're so predictable#tampa bay lightning
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I knew from second 1 that the atiny pirate shitstorm would have come
#they're so predictable#it's like saying that you can't make movies about greeks bc greeks already exist irl#whatever
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Waltz
#isat#isat odile#isat loop#in stars and time#This is just vibe based - but odile looping vibe based!#Also#loopdile#because why not - sure#honestly the isat fandom tendacy to tag on a slopping curve of 'we ship it but that can mean WILDLY different things depending on context'#very much amuses me - that's been how i write ships for years! nice to not need to overthink tagging shit for once lol#cus lord knows that i never know if a ship is romantic or if they're just bloody weird about each other#These two WILL have tasted each others blood before too long#and DEFINITELY murdered the other in cold blood at least once#sure Odile isn't more fucked up then siffrin#but loop is cursed dealing with someone that they cannot predict the moves of and so has no choice but to get more invovled#The bones in loops hand are CREAKING right now#and yes#loop is forming the scissor sign#they are both so normal i love them your honor#my art
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back at it again with attempt #345346346 at recreating my favourite video game necromancer gentleman in the format of The Sims 2™
#sims#sims 2#ts2#the sims 2#dragon age#still deep in the dragon age brain rot mines right now#turns out its not qute so difficult to reproduce video game characters when the game they're in is actually out... revolutionary discoverie#one day i'll get around to making all of the veilguard companions but emmrich is as predicted my favourite so he gets to go first (again)
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JOE BURROW and JA’MARR CHASE attend the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Phoenix Suns (February 25, 2024)
— for @cementcornfield
#DATE NIGHT!#Joe Burrow#Ja'Marr Chase#Cincinnati Bengals#NFL#gridiron#nfledit#sportsedit#usernrzr#.gif#.original#flashing gif#flashing tw#WE ARE SO BACK EXCEPT IT'S NEVER OVER#the galaxy brain prediction that they're gonna hang out... Carmen your mind
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Ian & Mandy <3
Redraw of a piece from early 2022 (Original below and on this old shameless art post) plus first time doing @gallacrafts for theme 37: friendship.
#ian gallagher#mandy milkovich#shameless#this drawing took years off my life#but they're pretty so no regrets#welcome to the predictable consequences of another shameless rewatch#shameless fanart#gallavich#Gallacrafts#shameless friendships#Theme 37#they mean so much to me its not even funny#mandy milkovich my beloved
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DANI ROJAS & JAN MAAS Ted Lasso (2020-2023)
#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#tedlassosource#dani rojas#jan maas#cristo fernández#david elsendoorn#gifs.#they're literally best friends look at them#numbers right next to each other... no nonsense tall guy + silly smiley shorter guy... realist + idealist...#unstoppable force (jan's honesty & inability to read a room) vs immovable object (dani's positivity & inability to read a room)#in the first ep of s3 when they're talking about richmond being placed last on everyone's predictions for the season or smth:#jan spitting out statistics about relegations that no one wants to hear + dani's 'maybe they're trying to motivate us!'#the inability to read a room but on opposite ends of the spectrum is something that can be so personal ......
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Requests?
Your crk team? Or a silly ShadowBurn//PureShadow doodle :3
ask and you shall receive
#this has been rotting away while i. did nothing for four days SDJFKJDSGFAHKFSGVKJADFG#current team: awakened pv golden cheese dark cacao clotted cream anddd elder faerie.. :3 didnt draw them cus??? what do i do with that-#combo?? idk#they're my beloveds#they've never done me wrong#one of them WILL be killed violently if i get smilk though#ask#asks#art#crk#crk shadow milk cookie#crk pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#woaw im so predictable#shadow milk x pure vanilla#maybe if i let this out into the world ill stop being full of dread lets see
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Thanks, anon. Based on account dates, it looks like it's just another hater trying to impersonate a Jared fan account. They've done it before and I'm sure they'll do it again.
#ask box#anti jared haters#they're so predictable#what they really want is attention from jared fans#so they have to try and impersonate them
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the pitt is crazy from a storytelling perspective because usually you sort of focus on one main plot point and it culminates over an arc so you have the time to have a dramatic chekhov's gun moment but this is one day in the ER so shit just keeps happening and gets resolved and happens again in a disjointed rhythm so instead you get chekhov's gun and chekhov's knife and chekhov's pregnancy test and chekhov's rats and chekhov's fourth set of scrubs and you have no idea when any of them are gonna fire.
#chekhov's brain-dead teen's organs and chekhov's list of girls at school to 'eliminate'#like. there are so many plates in the air and they're all gonna crash I know it but the timing is impossible to predict#the pitt
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Seeing all these other pwASPD talk about how they hate socializing because they don't care about people's drama and they think it's all stupid is so interesting to me. I also dislike socializing, but like I DO wanna hear the drama. It has to be interesting, but I like sitting back and listening to these crazy-ass stories. It's entertaining as hell, and also saves me from the agony of trying to come up with a non-canned response for small talk.
#there will definitely be times i just do not vibe with someone's drama and get really really bored listening to them#but generally the people who give me shit drama are people i don't really like. and people i don't like are generally not close enough to-#-share that drama. so 🤷♂️ it's whatever#also when someone starts talking about drama and i realize midway through that they're the problem 😭#that's more funny than anything though#it's tricky to try to predict the right response to let them know that while also not coming off as mean#but yk you can wish-wash around it and sugarcoat it and throw in a lot of 'kindas' and 'a littles' and 'maybes' and that helps a lot#man i love being able to play with my words to do that#bitches love me for my amorphous image and ability to perfectly adapt to their vibes and visions#slash silly but also slash srs#ANYWAY#aspd#antisocial personality disorder#antisocial pd#actually antisocial#actually aspd#< i'm using these for this idc. i got diagnosed i'm allowed ‼️‼️#tag rambles
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I really like @theratpy‘s Dr. Zo :D I like him for normal reasons don’t even worry about it don’t read into it at all haha (Patreon)
Bonus Ratticus
#Doodles#Theratpy#Dr. Zo#Ratticus#And no one else don't worry about it#Which is to say please watch Theratpy! Such lovely stylization especially with the heartbeat animation ah#So cool how they move and the lineart moves! So cool!#I deeply enjoy how especially Zo is shaped he's incredibly pretty (this is known) lol#Incredibly predictable behaviour on my part I will not apologize I see pretty lad I draw pretty lad that's the rules#In all seriousness and not-jokes the rat style does lend really well to the Vargases..........just sayingggg lol#There'll be some in the next sketchdump ahem ahem they're pretty and cute wah!#Which I mean I'd be more than happy to tag again for credit purposes At The Least but just as well not to bother either whichever however#Just such a cuuuute and prettyyyyy style ahhhh#I enjoy very much please go enjoy also <3#The little ear flicks are probably my favourites hehe#Oh and hands lovely stuff <3 Fuzz and sharp nails! Yes! I like that very much#I tried to mostly style-match here but I can't escape my hand-habits of how I draw collars lol I don't think I quite got that#But all the same I'm still pleased! :D I enjoyed to draw and enjoyed the turnout! Hooray both#I did keep running out of room for his whiskers tho overlapping lines are hard to keep clean ahh#Especially with my love of movement lines lol everything crowded!#Still still still - pleased! Happy! Yay! :D#Good lads ♪
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alex james' tenuous grasp of basic conversational french
(also the host hates them so much)
#blur#you might need to turn up the volume#alex's alright really. maybe at some point he was better but got quite rusty#the “fait naître” / “fenêtre” mix up is funny and very understandable#anyway i just love how nagui (the host) is so pissy the whole time#because his english is shit and alex can't really help him so you can see all hope leaving his eyes#but also he tries to get a very predictable (boring) interview out of them which they're not into#and you can tell that he quickly feels like the band is trying to mess with him and becomes defensive which is sooo funny to me#honestly blur weren't the worst at all during that show. matt sharp and terry hall were little shits during their interviews.#but nagui seemed to like them more as artists so maybe that's why he took a dislike to blur specifically...#there's a french radio show interview from a year later where damon says he thought nagui was a prick#and alex says he heard that nagui has refused to do anything with them ever again#flash forward to 2021 when damon went on the show again#nagui needed time to recover i guess. and for damon to mellow with age and stop smiling like a sociopath
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i love love love that it was nathan, not harold, who came up with the idea of the back door to the machine, who wanted to save the people deemed not important, who we get to see have a bunch of guilt over what they did and who started saving people first. so often when the genius inventor has a partner they turn out to be a backstabber or someone who refuses to do the right thing while the inventor wants to. i was absolutely gutted when he was killed.
#for someone who only exists in flashbacks i'm having so many nathan feels#like he and harold have such a deep friendship and it was so nice to not have that ripped away by some dumb betrayal#especially since they introduce him as someone who's “just the face of the organization” and collects the awards and whatnot#while harold works by himself#and then as everything unfolds he's the one who thinks it's wrong that the machine is noticing and predicting other people in danger#and they're not doing anything about. fighting harold with it until he just builds the back door himself without telling him#the fact that he and harold were so. so. so close and losing nathan made harold dedicate his life to saving whoever he could#and he doesn't care if he dies doing it. he's already made contingencies in case he does so that someone can keep saving people#i love having my expectations subverted. i was fully prepared for nathan to turn out to be some kind of surprise bad guy but no#and their hub is literally where nathan had set up shop to save people!#oh god i'm crying again#person of interest#harold finch#nathan ingram#michael emerson#brett cullen
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