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About *that* scene
Spoilers for Arcane Season 2 Act 3 (c8 specifically)
Okay so I've seen a lot of people being happy that we finally got a lesbian sex scene in Arcane and I totally agree but ngl I've watched it a few times now and every single time I end up crying because I just find it so beautiful. So I wanted to talk about it.
Like, it's not even the fact that the animation is amazing (I also LOVE the illumination, I think it feels so intimate) and the characters are beautiful, it's something about the way the scene is done. I find the sequence it goes through so smooth and staisfying: Vi being at one of her lowest points, Cait choosing to stand by her side thus proving her wrong, Vi wanting to kiss the hell out of Cait and Cait being all woried, Vi's "I don't fucking care", I DON'T FUCKING CARE, and when they actually get to it you can see that they're both slightly nervous and it's a bit akward because it's their first time having sex and that's how it usually is, but they just want to continue undressing each other and exploring each other's bodies. It's just so beautiful.
But also, the fact that we got to see this, the fact that after years and years we have two girls in an animated cartoon having sex and it's not portrayed in a way that sexualizes them. I was so scared that it would look like the CaitVi explicit fanart that's already up online, which is very clearly tailored to the male gaze (tbf, most of them are also based on the old character designs), but it doesn't, it's just two girls wanting to fuck each other but also being a bit nervous about it. And it's beautiful.
And while I'm at it let me tell you how HEALING it was to see Vi's body, which definitely doesn't fit current beauty standardards for women, and realizing that I find her even hotter than I do Cait (those shoulders could cure me). And I'm not trying to compare them at all bc I love them both and that'd be stupid, I'm just saying I'm thankful that the show helped me continue my slow but steady healing from years and years of diet culture bullshit and beauty standards. Tl;dr: Vi is so fucking hot I'm so gay for her.
Anyway, I won't stop watching that scene because it's healing and cathartic and I love it. Hope you enjoyed this rant :)
PD: The one thing I don't love is the music (although it's growing on me) bc hearing "American classics," "champagne," "plastic," and "God" in a world where none of those things are a thing takes me a bit out every time.
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Arthur looked at merlin like this
AND THIS WAS MERLIN'S FACE EXPRESSION WHILE ARTHUR IS TALKING ABOUT GWEN IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
#if someone looked at me the way Arthur looks at merlin I would literally burst into flames#they're so gay and in love but they're so fucking stupid#merlin#arthur#merthur#I love gwen but not gwen/arthur#gwen/lancelot is better#what is it with all these oblivious gay ppl just use your words#it's always just 'I don't know how to flirt so I'll just stare at you until you fall in love with me'
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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Sirius: How does this shirt look, Moony?
Remus: It looks great, Sirius! I wish I could pull that off.
Sirius: Go ahead
Remus: What?
Sirius: What?
#bless them they're both so fucking stupid i love them#marauders#marauders tumblr#the marauders#dead gay wizards#marauders fandom#marauders era#wolfstar#sirius#remus#sirius black#sirius orion black#remus lupin#remus john lupin#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect marauders era
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going out of town for a bit quick post all the espresseleine college au doodles
#cookie run#espresso cookie#madeleine cookie#clotted cream cookie#shadow milk cookie#espresseleine#i have gotta draw some of the other characters that have shown up oops#no time for them only the boys#and shadow milk cause i love his roll oops hehehehe#madeleine is a huge espresso simp and it drives me insane all the time#clotted cream was supposed to be a problem but then he got really gay with madeleine for a bit and now they're homies#im gonna shove shadow milk down my throat i love him so bad#poor espresso out here fucking around and finding out oops#madeleine has been through it tm and espresso is PISSED#im totally normal about this stupid au#creme university au
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i've seen people say that "zoro would kill a crew member if luffy asked him to" and it's so fucking out of character it almost makes me scream and throw up. thank you very much. now shut the fuck up.
#did you not fucking watch water 7 my guys#or like any other arc tbh#zoro might be loyal and devoted to his captain but he's not a fucking idiot#if luffy says something stupid or irrational he's gonna say it loud and clear and stop him#because that's literally his work as first mate#i'm so sick of people reducing zoro's character to either being gay for luffy or being an edgy swordsman#he has a personality y'know#also people be saying this as if his loyalty towards luffy made him unable to love the rest of the crew#they're his family you fucking idiots he would never hurt them i am VIOLENT#stop the zoro mischaracterization PLEASE#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#zolu#one piece
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i'm so sick in the head over the stupid men that go beat each other up i haven't had a hyperfixation this bad since i watched stranger things this is Bad.
#mk1#johnshi#johnny cage#kenshi takahashi#s_speaks#erm......#literally can't focus on my schoolwork i keep thinking about gay men#i'm about to write a christmas fic abt them#like it's bad#it's bad#i made a playlist a day after seeing 2 minutes of gameplay#bought the game too#i'm bad at it#but it's so fun to play johnny#fucking love the ball buster#all i can think about is kenshi and johnny pledging themselves to each other#but in their dramatic way#ugh#they're so gay and stupid#kenshi; i'd die for you#johnny: i'd become a normal person for you#by god....#how silly#how so very silly
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boys when they melt in their shoes smh my head
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#anyways hi i guess i'm an akishiho liker now hello to all both of the others here#tbh this mostly came from me having these two in a unit together in my unit shuffle au and liking them as a dynamic#and then like a fool i thought 'i wonder what's in their ao3 tag' and went to look#anyways please read Her Sharp Green Eyes it's indefinitely canned but gods it's so fucking good these two are stupid and i love them#i usually prefer gay ships for both of them but like.#something about these two just fascinates me tbh. like they're abrasive ways so it shouldn't work but they mesh so well imo#i dont remember if they've had a proper interaction in any events but i hope they get one soon if they haven't#also! first time for me rendering a piece like this#i've never done rendering like this before so i hope it looks alright. i think it's not too bad for a first attempt#anyways the akishiho brainrot is very real right now lol#shiho hinomori#akito shinonome#hinomori shiho#shinonome akito#akishiho#project sekai#project sekai fanart#hatsune miku colorful stage#my art#digital art
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oh uh. so my essay about Lucidity is getting way longer than I meant it to, because I ended up figuring more shit out as I went, but I'm impatient to share my newest fucked up beloved so i'm just going to share some basics + the heroforge ref
JR is gone. Their head quarters literally blew up and there's only a handful of survivors. He didn't take it well.
he took it so badly in fact that he eventually ended up with goddam Jet and Obsidian, because it just so happened that they're looking for the same group that blew up JR to get rid of them! And since Lucidity, in shock and grieving and absolutely livid, is hunting them, they decided to team up.
yeah he lost his goddam mind <3
this whole thing started with me going 'what if i made ds dream evil and made him and obsidian kiss. could i do that?' and it evolved into "so there's a gay evil poly going on, but that's side story because right now we're watching lucidity's descent into evil and low-level madness as he hunts down [group] and otherwise just helps obsidian and jet achieve multiverse domination. because he's having fun."
He's also realized that he does care about nightmare a lot and really doesn't want to kill him, so there's that I guess?
oh the meme squad knows what's happening. they may be the only other ones from their MV who knows but I'm not certain yet
also Lucidity's versions of Obsidian and Jet are presently nicknamed Shale and Nightshade, respectively, though this may be subject to change.
While Lucidity's presence has made the situation in JMV much much worse overall, he has managed to get certain specific things to stop. jade and zuli are doing a little better now.
someone should probably stop them but honestly i have no idea who or how so they're just going to run free and cause severe problems for everyone. except nightmare. lucidity won't let nightmare get involved in any way, shape, or form, including trying to keep him hidden away in the manor. nightmare must go home and stay there.
(Nightmare, Cross, and Error are digging up all the information they can find about what's been happening in JMV. they have no idea what they're going to do with this information, because they're real sure they can't do shit, but they're looking.)
#I'm going to make these fuckers one tag just so it doesn't end up in sciency corners#Lucidity/Shale/Nightshade#Lucidity lost everything he had. *Everything.* and now he's gonna get revenge.#though he also got boyfriends out of it. and woe betide any who hurt them#on the bright (?) side there's very very few people who can actually hurt them other than each other. so he won't have to worry too much#shale naturally refuses acknowledge the fact that they're all dating. Nightshade and Lucidity? yeah. obviously.#him and either of them? what the hell are you talking about. why would you even think that. are you stupid#he's in denial dwbi#he *is* a little bit better about it when it's just the three of them. mainly because lucidity got tired of his shit even before the gay#and told him to knock it off#(with stronger language)#(and possibly a threat to fry his ass a little if Lucidity has to hear one more “I fucking hate you.” - “I love you too <33” - “fuck *off*”#but he's still an emotionally constipated little bitch (derogatory) (also a little affectionate)#nightshade meanwhile is having a GREAT time with his new boyfriend who can fly AND they keep ganging up on Shale when he's being stupid#because they lov himb <33#it's still a little Yikes but not as bad as it could be. which is saying something.
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lowkey the writers insisting on intertwining alicent and rhaenyra + hotd 'being a story abt them' is probably like,,, the source of over half their problems
#aging alicent down was a mistake and it shows#no it doesn't make sense for alicent to suddenly abandon her children to go see rhaenyra#it doesn't make sense for rhaenyra to go see alicent in king's landing or seemingly want peace bc alicent is on the other side#'but they were friends as kids' and friends grow apart. which rhaenyra and alicent clearly did. so what now#alicent has given rhaenyra zero reasons to care for her or her wellbeing. from never shutting the fuck up abt her children possibly being#bastards to purposefully sowing discord between their children to pretending peace is possible after usurping her throne and killing her so#like that one council member who was like 'ofc she hasn't answered your letters. her son is dead' had the most common sense#and whatever you feel abt the incident where aemond's eye was cut out. you can't deny the biggest contribution to it happening was#bc alicent told her children that rhaenyra would have them killed when she got to the throne. and hamered this point in by hitting aegon#and frankly i don't really think alicent cared abt rhaenyra during the timeskip either. why would she suddenly care what rhaenyra thought o#her. if she's such a threat to her kids why would she want her around or want peace with her#if alicent truly wanted peace jace and helaena marrying was enough but she chose to not let it happen so why would she care abt peace NOW#the show's reducing them to passive victims of men with zero agency when their book selves would be taking charge#rhaenyra would cut off her council's tongues for the way they've spoken to her in the past few eps#the writing is making them both look like idiots and the show is suffering severely bc of it#and being like 'well they're gay and stupid' 'they're in love and that's why they make stupid choices' yall only say that to cope#a stupid writing choice is a stupid writing choice no matter how you try to frame it#hotd#house of the dragon#anti hotd
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Sometimes a joke is for you and you alone
Id under the cut
A sprite trace of ace attorney characters dressed in outfits of characters from the 23rd season of classic Doctor who. On a background of the 6th doctors tardis interior
From left to right is
Maya Fey as Peri brown
Phoenix Wright as the 6th doctor
Athena Cykes as Mel Bush
Miles Edgeworth as the valeyard
Kristoph Gavin as the Master
#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#athena cykes#Kristoph gavin#maya fey#what matters is that i think im funny#things to note. er trying to get outfit refs from grainy still images of low buget 80 television shows in very difficult#especially when they're in all black.#i think the valeyard actually wears panta but its unclear and that seems stupid so he has proper robes here#i got half the masters outfit ref from a fucking action figure because the in show images were rough#kristoph gets to be the master over miles because the valeyard needs to be a procecutor and master x doctor is way more toxic than nmts#and i am saying that about like my two otps#krisnix has like a more similar mortal enemies but gay about it dynamic but i think theyre way more toxic#which is funny because Kristoph has done comparatively way less murder#mel was going to be ema or trucy but thinking about it athena fits her way to well. red headed fitness buff that the fans hate#also tracing Phoenix outfit to make it the 6's easy as hell. loved that. putting the pattening on? actual hell#it may be messy at points but im not cleaning it up for something with a venn diagram of interest with only me in the centre#i always get scared to tag stuff as classic who because like theres so much history and i feel like a fake fan.#posting cringe in the AA tags is so unscary to me now. its just my little encosure#6th doctor#classic who#fan art#colin baker#oh in case the joke goes over anyones heads the outfits are from the dw season thats a courtroom drama. its not well liked#also lets not think about the metaphysical consequences of miles being the valeyard. hes just the main prosecutor#and also i wanted to dress my blorbo in the stupidest outfit#this was fun thoigh. maybe ill do this for other dw characters and aa ones just without any pretense or context#just for fun
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did you guys know i like season 1 arifer a lot did you know do you guys know are you aware are you really *is shot*
#THEY'RE SO. SOMETHING. MMMMMMM#toxic yaoi my most beloved of beloveds#ari.stuffs#it's too easy to hate you and hard to love.#something so compelling though about one of the most powerful beings in the universe finding The most average unremarkable human and them#hating each other's guts. and they are both the fucking DEFINITION of hubris because the average human is so stubborn that you have to kill#him to get him to give up but Mr Most Powerful Bitch In The Room CAN'T DO THAT. he needs to keep his DIGNITY. he can't stoop so low to be#BOTHERED by some stupid human!! but by god does he want to murder him so bad. they want to kill each other so bad#and then they have gay sex about it like 2 months later. ICONIC behavior. truly. one of my favorite stories ive ever cooked up#ari.writing
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but anyway, my conclusion to this is that I'm going to die alone
#everything I do is tragic. every guy I like is gay. etc.#having someone even remotely look like they're flirting with me just makes me so fucking depressed#like a glimmer of hope that I'm not completely unfuckable and unlovable#that always ends up crushed till it's fucking powder#I just wanna be loved. I can't believe I'll never get a chance to actually experience that being loved feels like. this is so stupid#and I mean actually loved not 3 year long no video chatting ldr with a guy who was 100% leading me on#the soft touches absolutely broke me today#it's like that thing mikaela said in her video where I've completely shut off to the idea anyone could love me#so just the reminder of what that might feel like is enough to absolutely depress me#because I'll never have it#rambles*#*what
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calling show!wesper “sexualized”, saying that's what happens to all popular gay ships, saying they’ve become “just the token gay ship” i-
what the fuck are you smoking and how do i avoid it forever
#a one night stand was mentioned.. we saw them giggling as wy pushed jes onto the bed.. and we saw them snuggled up in bed#yes getting ready to Do Stuff but nothing actually happens#why are you so against a gay couple getting equal love and attention to straight couples?? why are you so mad we learn they've had sex??#listen i get some book fans weren't happy with the changes but to try and make such stupid fucking claims...#oh no!!!1 they're popular!! they're a main part of the show!! how horrible!!1#they?? do sex?? bad!!!#we all know that takes away from da romance!!!#they're a normal boring ship now!!!11#like...#get a fucking grip#please#i blocked the person bc their whole post was obnoxious but the part about my boys.. if i rolled my eyes any harder they'd roll right out#and down the fucking street#mygvposts#maison speaks
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braces!dazai AND braces!chuuya kiss and their braces get latched onto each other
they're like 'shit' and have to awkwardly waltz to mori's office to ask him to untangle them and mori just fucking CLOWNS them.
braces!dazai strikes again ! chuuya has some realizations
#i love braces!dazai an unhealthy amount#they're so fucking stupid and so fucking gay#im so glad this exists#bsd strb#strb words
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description of chapter 39 is lyf gets caught
of fucking course they did
istg every time I think maybe just MAYBE they'll be not kidnapped and in a location of their choosing I get blasted in the face with more eldritch horror fuckery
#the stars claim them#twisting the track#caught could also refer to like#caught in the act#but knowing their history?#they're gonna get another trauma punch in their nightmare bus punchcard#also Marius you fucking idiot#MARIUS THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH YO-#*gets shot by the narrative for being a threat to angsty gay pining*#lyf: *breathless from initiating another kiss with Marius staring at him like you stare at the most precious thing in existence*#Marius: *holding up a magnifying glass to their so-deeply-besotted eyes that literal hearts are within them: who??? who could it be???#god they're so stupid I love them#at least lyf knows now#lyfrassir edda
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