#they're so doomed

[hikar-y]

Achilles to Patroclus

[dongslinger--420]

What is your opinion on Princess Carolyn and Diane as a couple?

grrrrr they would be so TERRIBLE and I am absolutely OBSESSED with how terrible they would be.

You thought that BoJack and Diane brought out the worst in each other WELL. You are not PREPARED for their absolute AWFULNESS. Princess "You're not good enough at this job to be too good for this job" Carolyn and Diane "I'm not asking the industry to take responsibility. I'm asking you" Nguyen would last two weeks in this relationship but within this timeframe they would feel every emotion known to man. Diane would do what she always does in a relationship (reveal their deepest darkest secret to the world) except PC has about one million deepest darkest secrets so Diane can happily take her pick here. PC would give Diane a progressive hashtag feminist role in one of her jobs and 5 seconds later hire Hank Hippopopolis because PR and then Diane is forced to just deal with it. They would play off each other perfectly but evil version.

I'm obsessed with them. I'm currently in the middle of writing a fic about them rn. They would ruin each other and I want to see them ruin each other a thousand times.

[blueberry-tenya]

I think this is the general vibe with Noa & Mae's relationship, considering the Shakespeare inspiration all over the reboots

[shen-mu]

Im in my emo era again and honestly? This song is kinda fitpac coded. Fit just faints every time and each time he sees Pac so close but he can't reach him and then he wakes up. alone Pac goes to sleep just to escape this awful feeling. he's alone again. He dreams about something sunny and then he hears Fit's voice. He turns around just to see....nothing. like, literally nothing. he wakes up alone

[peanut-butter-and-theatre]

19 + royal pains

19 - things you said when we were the happiest we ever were

"Well, look at us," he said. "We're looking gorgeous as ever."

He was right: they were.

Donned in gold-lined trims and cramped shoes, the two were just a sight as ever.

"Yup, hot shit," Jake saw her reflection agree. "We're gonna be late."

"Fine, fine, fine," he ushered her away from the mirror, guiding her by the shoulders.

"What'd you think we'll name them?"

"Name what?" Jake asked, "The business we'll open?"

"Our kids, dude."

His answer came fast, "Roni and Toni."

"I'm so sure," Chloe began, "that that first one is not a name."

"Sure it is," he argued. "They both are. Short for Macaroni and Rigatoni, respectively."

"You're a crazy person," she accused.

"You're not too much," he said. "You're perfect," he told her.

She smiled back. She nearly believed him.

"Promise?"

"Promise."

"I'm sorry, Jake, I just— Sometimes I don't know how to be, and I— I— Ugh, I don't know how to..."

"I know, I know. Me too. Shit's hard."

"I always thought we'd go to prom together," she says. "Remember when we thought that?"

Next to the front door of the Valentine house, the two sit, putting back on their shoes while the rest of the entourage finishes the rest of Brooke's polaroids in the kitchen.

Jake looks up her, at Chloe, and has to take a second to marvel. She looks the way she always has, with her hair curled finely, eyeliner sharp (this is how he knows that she didn't do her makeup herself), and her eyelids shiny. But there's a glow there that used to be unfamiliar.

He gives her a smile. "Technically, we are going to prom together."

She pulls the strap of her heel through the clasp. "You know what I mean."

"I always thought we'd end up being this happy couple that would go to prom and, ya know, be endgame."

Jake gives her a smile, the one that she still loves, "We are."

She gives him a look, a confused (but smiley) look, the one that he still loves. "Are what?"

"Happy," he answers.

[multishipper-baby]

...I didn't realize that, if eakwynn wins the first round, it'll have to go against Maiggie. Oof.

[scurvyboy]

doomed polycule dynamic

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

like if you consider for a second. just for a second. the possibility that carlo, eddie, rocco and lauretta were friends or smth falcone family immediately becomes sooooo painful😋

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

[littlebittyhollowbugs]

The narrative really doomed this bug huh

[technically-human]

Remember when I said I need to be in a very specific mood to draw kisses? well it finally happened

[humbuns]

pieced together till they're no longer broken apart

[a-fangirltrash]

MILD NSFW!! Implications of fadoodling!!!

They're really tired <3

Extra:

hope u guys like my art!! :3 i don't usually draw cartoon, but i love them so much <3 and sorry for any typos, english is not my first language ;;

Gosh all i've been able to think is them for HOURS

[razz-matazz143]

"oh what inspired that work?" "what inspired that poem?" "An old relationship? someone you like?" No actually it's two doomed yaoi characters sorry :(

[blackkatdraws2]

I don't know what I was doing When suddenly, we fell apart

[Achromatic Loop AU]

[alibonbonn]

Helenus and Cassandra