#they're just for themselves only tho

[digifandom]

*durring a digidestined hangout*

Ken: Hikari, our bestfriends are idiots.

Hikari: Yup, but I need specifics.

Ken *to Takeru and Daisuke*: What pet names do you two have for eachother?

Takeru: oh, no...

Daisuke: Hope boy, blonde, shitface, Mr.Contridiction, fucktard, asshole-

Takeru: Bitch, dumbass, Dai-kun

Daisuke: Hey! No sweet nicknames in public bitch!

Takeru: That's not even sweet it's just a nickname, asshole.

Daisuke: Hellspawn in disguise, lover boy, accidental player-

Takeru: stupid ass bitch, actual hellspawn, starchild-

Yamato: Hey don't steal from me! Although I will say I am very proud.

Takeru: Thanks Yama.

Taichi: Question do you guys have any sweet names for eachother, or even neutral ones that aren't meant to insult?

Takeru & Daisuke: ....

Hikari: See your point.

Ken: mhm

Daisuke *pouting*: I mean we do, but those are reserved for between us...

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DP x DC Prompt

This, but it's because their flight home was canceled due to Gotham's airport being destroyed. And they didn't want to drive all the way back.

The reason it all started was because Tucker was really bored and was getting a bit frustrated when he couldn't get past one of WE's many firewalls. He had already skimmed through everything else and concluded that Gotham's Brucie Wayne was a literal angel sent from heaven to one the worst cities in the world because he committed a crime so horrific that not even God could look him in his pretty little face anymore and that firewall proved it!

So to cool his head off, he decided to hack into a bank. Banks were pretty easy, right? Almost anyone could do it with just enough knowledge and the proper equipment. What he DIDN'T expect was just how EASY it was to do so. Laughably so, to the point it made him cry.

Did Gotham's rouges or Gothamites in general not like money? Not even the small-time rouges? Because he KNEW those operations that they try to pull off cost money. Shit tons!

So when his laughter became so disturbing that his friends and even his frenemies got concerned, all he had to do was show them what he found out. Which sent them spiraling into laughter as well. Like, c'mon, even Amity Park's bank was more secure than that and they only had fucking GHOST CRIME!

As the tears began to dry, and the laughter turned to giggles, one of the girls suggested something.

Star: Why don't we, like, rob it or something?

The hotel room went silent and Star started to fidget. Then she started to ramble.

Star: I mean like, we don't have to. It was kind of a joke anyway, since their security's so bad ya know, and I'm pretty sure we're gonna be here for a while and-

Dani: Star, baby, sweetie, honey. Why are you justifying yourself when we were all probably thinking the same thing, right?

Nod and hums of agreement filled the girl with relief.

Wes: Besides it's not a class trip unless we cause some trouble right?

They all then pilled into the bed and around Tucker as his finger flew across the keyboard.

Tucker: So, where are we hitting up first?

[mars-ipan]

some postgame doodles for pride month

[mayomkun]

Finally done with teen wolf rewatch. Phew

[sysig]

By the skin of your teeth (Patreon)

[feroluce]

Building off this previous gepo post, any time he steals Gepard's wallet, Sampo keeps the cash for himself but he will sometimes sell or even auction off the wallet itself with whatever else is inside as a "mystery bag" sort of deal. Gepard has a lot of fans and admirers! Really, he would be stupid not to, it's easy money! They're probably the only legitimate items Sampo has ever sold.

It's usually just little things in there anyway. Pictures of Gepard and Serval together, to-do lists and reminders, punch cards for local shops. A few times there was a house key in there but Sampo hasn't seen it lately, which means blondie has wisened up and stopped keeping it in his wallet, good for him lol. There are rare occasions where Sampo can manage a much bigger haul, though.

"Come one come all, everyone step right up, a truly unique buy you won't find anywhere else: the captain of the Silvermane Knights's pants."

[iftitah]

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[shakingparadigm]

Would the human pets be capable of basic tasks like washing their clothes or preparing food? I can see some pets knowing how to prepare food as like, a fun little party trick to impress others, but as a basic survival skill I don't think it's commonly taught to humans anymore. There's most likely a line drawn between pets that are helpful and reliable, and pets that are too capable, to the point where certain owners may feel threatened by their level of intelligence and independence. I wonder just how helpless the humans would be without their aliens.

[bragganhyl]

ngl these "which eoran god is/isn't problematic" polls make me wanna rant about Magran but I don't have the braincells rn

edit: i did end up ranting in the tags whoopsie lmao

[katimanki]

An AU where they grew up as upper class rich kids going to fancy charity events and banquets every weekend.

Mike hates them and is dragged to them against his will, but at least Max is also forced to attend with her family, so they don't have to suffer at these stuck up formal parties alone. The Byers-Hoppers are new in town and are attending their first charity event as members of the rich people community of Hawkins and Mike has a bi panic moment when he spots the family's twins in the crowd. (at first his silly ass almost mistakes them for a couple until Max corrects him)

The Wonder Twins(as Max calls them) seem like an intimidating pair, they are in their element at the fancy events, and Mike is very much not. But when he catches the twins pulling pranks on the sidelines of the events, he gets the courage to try and befriend them.

(this had a companion piece of Mike and Max, but anything I made would just not look even close to what the sketch did, so I just put the sketch under the cut)

[kurp-stuff]

Well the french in the last episode of iwtv was certainly something

[castrovulcant]

What a time to remember that I am superhero trash

[bsaka7]

going to buy new running shoes today let's hope no one is mean to me at the store 👍

[liatorii]

Ahsoka finale was... Oh boi...

[sysig]

See you everywhere, now that you’re gone (Patreon)

[mishkakagehishka]

With the language speaking poll, it varies from country (and state/county in the US)

In my area you're required 2 years of a language course

Most kids take it but do the bare minimum or just don't remember it. Usually you grow up knowing that language/being taught it young. Sometimes we learn jt in school and remember enough to keep taking to learn and remember. We usually offer use it or lose it languages, which most kids don't use it and then they lose it and then no one speaks other languages

Huh! That makes sense, actually, i feel like 2 years is not nearly enough to retain enough knowledge, and not even enough to learn a lot. I think when i started studying italian in 4th grade, we didn't even get to subjunctives by the time i was 8th grade, and subjunctives are a surprisingly common form. At least to the way I speak. And even among those who took the elective third language, i know a lot of folks who don't remember a thing about it, i'm assuming because even four years of a once-per-week class isn't enough for retention.

Well, it's sad, at least to me who is linguistically inclined. Quot linguas calles tot homines vales is something i take personally lololol but right! I guess it's the sort of inertion that happens to speakers of a lingua franca, there's no "need" to learn a foreign language, so even those who are talented for languages might never find out :/

Well, I hope thanks to globalisation, at least those who like foreign languages can find ways to learn even outside of formal schooling :>