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is this ooc? idk and I don't care
#one piece#one piece luffy#one piece zoro#zolu#luzo#they're both dumb#i don't think zoro is ooc tbh#considering the fact that he tried to climb a slope covered in oil for a while I'd say this comic is pretty in character#like#those on your hips are not sandwiches#use the fucking swords#idiot#DON'T GET ME STARTED ON LUFFY#dude like... go straight ahead???#sounds difficult but you can do it
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not over gabriel clutching his heart with two hands like an adorable dramatic dork, when he has his memory back and his eyes land on beelzebub.
not over beelzebub calling him a "silly silly angel," while looking at him with the cutest 😍 beaming face that they've only ever given to (and will only ever give) gabriel.
#good omens#good omens spoilers#ineffable bureaucracy#gabriel x beelzebub#the grumpy ones turn into goo goo eyed idiots when they're around each other and i think that's how it should be tbh
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i dunno who fucking said it, if it was david c. or will buxton but they tried my baby (logan), comparing franco to logan talking about how franco was better and saying logan crashed more and shit, but they both can eat my shit and leave my baby ALONE .
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REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL literally i don't understand how anyone thinks they can fairly compare logan and franco when logan never got to drive the car with upgrades (and when he got upgrades they took them away !) while franco is driving a fully upgraded car like come on 😭 and in general it's insane to me how vehemently people have been comparing franco , not just to logan but to other drivers , too !! like it not only makes me upset for logan and the other drivers being compared to him because ?? wtf ?? but it also makes me sad for franco because he didn't sign up for this kind of treatment .
i truly will never understand how people can think they can fairly compare franco with others , especially with logan , and the insane hate that people have towards logan . i cannot comprehend it and i don't think i ever will . i overall do not understand the hate that a lot of drivers get . perhaps it's because i have a lot of empathy for people and can understand different sides of things ,, but i just don't understand how hateful the f1 community has been recently . and that especially goes to how people have treated logan .
and the commentators making such comments and coming after logan even though its been a whole month since he got dropped is also insane to me . it's as though they have nothing else to talk about and their commentary will fall flat if they don't take a jab at logan . like , please , just move on . let him rest . let him go on to different motorsports series and show how good of a driver he is . they need to stop constantly bringing him up in such a negative way . he was their scapegoat then and he still is now , and it's pathetic and sad and disgusting .
and it's crazy to me how it's their job to know what's going on (who has upgrades , who doesn't , who is driving what car , etc.) and yet they never have any clue what the fuck is going on and make stupid comments . like y'all fucking SUCK at ur jobs if all you can comment on is negative things about logan . literally they need to do some damn research and open their eyes like us fans have been doing for so long 😭
also !! on a happier note -- oh my gosh hi race car anon !! this is my first ever emoji anon message i've ever gotten so this is genuinely so exciting to me 😭💞
#f1#logan sargeant#formula 1#formula one#williams racing#logie bear#logan sargeant rants#he deserves the world#the commentators are idiots#like genuine idiots#idk how they still have jobs#like truly they've got nothing up there#we should become the commentators tbh#also i hate the comparisons#and alex is getting compared to franco now too and getting hate for it#it makes me so sad :(#like can everyone stop comparing them#just stop the comparisons overall#they're so unfair#and so unnecessary#and so hateful ????#venus defends logan 𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚𓆝#venus answers ᝰ.ᐟ ༘
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i've seen people say that "zoro would kill a crew member if luffy asked him to" and it's so fucking out of character it almost makes me scream and throw up. thank you very much. now shut the fuck up.
#did you not fucking watch water 7 my guys#or like any other arc tbh#zoro might be loyal and devoted to his captain but he's not a fucking idiot#if luffy says something stupid or irrational he's gonna say it loud and clear and stop him#because that's literally his work as first mate#i'm so sick of people reducing zoro's character to either being gay for luffy or being an edgy swordsman#he has a personality y'know#also people be saying this as if his loyalty towards luffy made him unable to love the rest of the crew#they're his family you fucking idiots he would never hurt them i am VIOLENT#stop the zoro mischaracterization PLEASE#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#zolu#one piece
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i don't really like confessions blogs because i feel like they just fuel the fire for fandom discourse but ngl i agree with pretty much everything that's been posted on the is*t one so far so i'm okay with it for now lol 👍
#bwark#like i said it before that s*floop just doesn't really hit for me when it comes to see them romantically#and i feel like there is this expectation to ship them#SPOILER TAG INCOMING I DON'T WANT TO SPOILER TAG THIS SO THIS IS YOUR WARNING:#/#//#///#////#/////#i just can't get behind selfcest at all i think. not like as a moral thing because i think people who have it on their dnis are weird#just it doesn't appeal to me#ik i'm saying that when emery and i have a running joke about us being the same people because we think so alike but ultimately obviously we#are different people and not actually the exact same person#and like i still support the ship at a distance for my mutuals who ship it but tbh i think those two being some secret 17th thing is far#more interesting#also the ''loop joining the party feels forced'' anon is so real too. im sorry but i cannot see loop ever seeing siffrin's party the same#way they viewed their own#the best take though was the one about how a lot of post-loop fan content feels very infantilizing to siffrin#fucking THANK YOU jesus christ this shit drives me mad#there's being concerned and protective and then there's constant helicoptering around him and treating him like a child#and so many fics fall into the latter#in a similar vein i personally hate when it feels like a lot of people give siffrin the idiot ball#like.......they're forgetful not clueless??? there's a difference????
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don and judy growing into responsibility together is so important to me. i mean for the lack of other people and better phrasing they're essentially best friends who get separated for a year. and don't get me wrong i love best friends growing into their potential together but- they see each other AFTER A YEAR mind you. and when they last saw each other, judy was a freaked out budding doctor who was confident because she had to be, and don was a known criminal with very little reliability outside of the family circle and very little say in what goes on around him. and they see each other AFTER A YEAR, and she's a poised, assertive ship captain with 97+ people under her care and a more experienced doctor, he's a head of the entire engineering crew and a dependable leader in the group with a new confidence in himself. i love that they were an underrated power duo before they got separated and they get reunited and are suddenly a POWER power duo and they did it all by themselves I love them.
#whether you ship them or not it's just so iconic#they're the most important tbh#between the two of them they could do everything I'm convinced#don west#judy robinson#lost in space 2018#lost in space#we were idiots together look whats become of us
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"noooo if the show ends in s6 there won't be time to explore x, y and z like I want them to!"
It's not a cancellation, if they wanted to explore those things they would have already. even if we had 20 more seasons they wouldn't do it bc they don't want to
#wwdits#this is me @ me tbh#'but i want nandermo to be together for more than 2 seconds :('#'they're never going to be together you fool you absolute idiot it's not going to happen'#< my inner monologue#the show is ending BECAUSE they don't want to explore those things
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If I'd actually posted all my pjo art when I made it instead of hoarding it like a little goblin for no apparent reason today I might have been known as the octavian guy instead of the joffrey guy...scary thought...
#.txt#went thru my old pjo art the other day...man#I actually didn't draw him that much compared to how much I draw joffrey lol. ig i had more shame#but also there's simply less to his character. what am I even supposed to take inspiration from#'less to his character' there's NOTHING#woahhh a villain that poses no real threath has no depth and is just there to be laughed at how interesting#i say this as if I didn't make up 1048399574 scenarios in my head with him#when i wasn't into got yet but i was like. vaguely aware of joffrey I'd look at him like woah octavian fancast#now I'm like. um no??? they have a completely different vibe you idiot -_-#what did I see in this guy like genuinely#ok but the thing is that octavian enjoyers were so removed from the source material. I mean obviously they were. bc he's not well written#or even that much of a character tbh. ofc you'd have to make shit up#so like what im saying is that maybe I woulnd't have been actually. bc I enjoyed him in the evil rat bastard way#meanwhile everyone else was like 'aw poor baby :( rick sucks he doesn't understand him :(( I could treat him better'#once I did see someone say that about joffrey but they turned out to be a weirdo so. lol#'what did I see in this guy he's a nothing character...anyway I love tommen and myrcella my little meowmeows <3'#they're very layered TO ME. my beloved canon ocs
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wow, you get bullied a ton in middle school and think you've grown immune to it, get to adulthood, and then unexpectedly find out that getting bullied actually feels ten times worse than it used to
#negativity#offered an opinion with sources in a discord discourse channel (my first mistake yeah i know) and promptly got absolutely dogpiled on#they aren't insulting me (that's against the rules) they're just collectively laughing at me and implying i'm stupid#like oh okay cool#i thought - maybe they're teens?#NOPE self-reported all over 25#cool cool cool this sucks even worse then#shoutout to one guy who basically said 'all our voices matter' and hearted my two messages though#i'll take even that tiny support tbh#i thought my position was so obviously at least understandable also#anyway my first msg was my opinion the second was me saying 'hey uh i didn't want discourse actually just wanted to offer an opinion'#and then got jeered at again for 'why'd you click on the channel then you idiot'#which like. yeah okay fair#but where else would you rather me put my opinion? fucking general??#no i knew i'd get a little clowned on i just didn't expect it to be like six different people#anyway i'm mad and hurt and this sucks#the crying lady 'you're all so stupid' meme is me rn
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in my (correct) mind there's three transformers who i would see as goth in humanformers and its sounding blast off and dead end but all for different reasons: soundwave would be in it for the music, he loves songs that are 7 minutes long and sound off-putting. i know theres funky goth songs that fit his cyberverse dj version but he also has to play the long slow ones ok. blast off would be in it for the mysterious detached aesthetic tm (since hes a loner and doesnt want to admit he has feelings) and slap complicated elaborate makeup on his face. and dead end would be in it for the nihilistic depressing black view of the world, not emo because even tho its more depressing he also has be pretentious about it okay, he needs to sprawl over the couch in a long black dress mortica adams style saying "we're all gonna die someday 💔" while staring at the mirror. he also likes gothic literature
#goth transformers <33#doesnt even need to be humanformers tbh#they're just like that#but could they admit to liking part of human culture#transformers#maccadam#merc mumbling#dead end voice: ITS NOT A PHASE BREAKDOWN YOU IDIOT
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Thinking about Izzy with hanahaki, coughing up flowers over Ed for like 25-30 years. Yeah it sucks but its not gonna kill him. Obviously keeps it a secret (From Ed at least, Fang and Ivan caught on but they don’t wanna get involved in All That so they keep it to themselves and help Izzy out when he gets bad spells. None of them mention it but Izzy is grateful, which makes it all the worse when they start palling around with the Revenge crew over Izzy :’Tc).
(Uh, readmore cause I didn’t expect this to get. Like. Huge. lmao)
Then Stede Fucking Bonnet comes along and things get worse as he watches Ed fall for Stede, even if he doesn’t really understand. Still, he manages. Gotta push through, Ed would expect nothing less.
And when Stede leaves and the Kraken happens Izzy goes through a good bit of hell. Ed is barely out the room after the toe incident before Izzy is hacking up so many flowers he thinks he might actually die this time. He doesn’t, though. Cleans himself up, puts his shaky legs to work. (And then Lucius finds out, doesn’t really matter who pulled him back on board, Izzy knows about it because none of them are subtle. He keeps the secret because. He’s really not sure. But Lucius is in the walls and he hears Izzy having a fit and now he knows. He wants to ask. Tries to, even, Izzy shuts him down and he’s not even angry when he does it. Just. Defeated. Lucius silently adds another thing to his ‘Things I’m Gonna Bitch At Blackbeard For Once He’s Not Crazy Anymore’ list.)
When Stede comes back its. Better. For a while. There’s a lot of hurt all around but everyone is alive and they’re (mostly) talking it through as a crew. Ed makes his apologies to the crew, even to Izzy. Stede makes his apologies as well. Izzy accepts that This Is His Life Now. Since Stede seems to actually want to learn now that he can’t just throw money at all his problems Izzy offers to actually teach him (instead of ‘teaching’ him like Ed does). He shows him the ropes (literally), gets him passable with a sword, keeps Ed focused when he’s teaching him navigation (not Izzy’s strong suit, he can manage if he needs to but Ed’s always been better at it). They actually find themselves getting along.
Izzy starts joining the crew during ‘story time’ (sometimes its stories, sometimes its other group activities, easier to just give it the one label). One night, after Stede finishes the story and everyone is heading to bed, he watches Stede and Ed head to their cabin. Sometimes they’ll ask him along for a night cap, not always though, and its. Fine. But. He watches them head off without him. The way they hold each other as they go, smiling, only eyes for each other.
He barely makes it to his room before he’s coughing up the most flowers he’s done since Ed fed him his toe. He, frustratedly, sets to work cleaning them up but. He actually stops to look at them. He stares. And stares and stares.
Two distinct types of flowers littler his floor. He tries to deny it but he understands immediately the implications. Fuck.
Still, Izzy is nothing if not the worlds most repressed trooper. He sticks it out. Or. Tries to. Its hard because Stede and Ed keep asking after him and seeking him out and talking and touching him and. Its just camaraderie he knows but. It makes him want. And he knows he can’t have that. He wouldn’t have a damn botanical garden in his chest if he could. Its starting to take its toll on him though. He can tell its getting bad because Stede and Ed are starting to worry about him. They don’t say it in so many words but he can see it in their eyes. Ed is more hesitant to go on raids, makes up some excuse about his knee playing up more than usual, but Izzy knows it because he can see how his hands shake even when at rest and he’s thinking about him slipping up in a fight. Stede’s plying him with herbal teas and feeding him several small meals throughout the day, he’s noticed Izzy can’t stomach much anymore, how he’s getting weaker by the day because of it.
He leaves after Lucius catches him having another fit. A bad one. He says he’s going to get the captains but Izzy begs him not to. ‘Not yet,’ he lies, ‘I’ll tell them myself but. Just. Give me some time.’ Lucius begrudgingly agrees, gives him two days. ‘And if you haven’t told them by then I’m going to do it myself and you can thank me later.’ Izzy leaves that night.
He shouldn’t be surprised, when he finds Calico Jack in some seedy bar at the nearest port he can reach, though he is. ‘Thought you were dead.’ He finds himself relieved he’s not, its nice to have a familiar face around if he’s gonna die here. (He knows he’s dying. Not immediately, he’s got more fight in him than that, but. Its coming on the horizon and he knows it. Like he knows a storm eventually follows a red dawn.)
Jack eyes him, calculating, never as drunk as he pretends to be. Izzy doesn’t know what he sees but he breaks into his usual grin and says, ‘Nah, still got - what is it - four? Four lives left. Take more than some crazy bird’s cursed cannon ball to take down Calico Jack, babydoll.’ If it were anybody else, Izzy would be bristling at the nickname, but he’s long since resigned himself to being called things like that from Jack. Jack loses his easy grin though and adds ‘You look a bit like death fuckin warmed over though, fuck happened to you?’ There’s genuine care in his tone and it reminds Izzy so much of Ed and Stede and, thank fuck Jack seems to notice because Izzy’s slapping a hand over his mouth and Jack is taking his arm and they barely make it to the shitty little room Jack’s occupying before the petals start spilling out. Jack holds him through the fit, its nice. Izzy almost regrets when its over because Jack sets him down on the bed and steps back, fixes him with a look he’s too exhausted to decipher. ‘Fuck.’ He says, eventually. ‘Think we’re gonna need a drink for this.’ The alcohol burns his tender throat but he knows Jack is gonna get him to talk anyway and its easier with the rum so he drinks. And he talks.
Jack doesn’t call him an idiot but its strongly implied. Izzy doesn’t know what he expects him to do, its not as if he chose this. He doesn’t call him an idiot though, instead he. Takes care of him? Its odd, he knows Jack isn’t as callous and heartless as he pretends to be, knows he’s actually got pretty good bedside manners in fact (There’d been a time before all the legend and everything after when they were all sailing together, they’d lost their medic during a raid and Jack stepped up. He was no doctor but he knew enough to keep everyone from dying til they go someone new. He also had a child and Izzy knew, for all that he was regularly absent from their life, he wasn’t an absent father. He knew how to care for people.), but it surprises him nonetheless to have it turned towards him. Like it matters to him that Izzy is as comfortable as he can be, given the circumstances.
Izzy manages to be up and around most days but they’re growing fewer. Lacking much better to do (he’s never been good at sitting idle) he follows Jack around when he can manage to get out of bed. On days where he can’t Jack still goes out, Izzy wonders why, he mostly just drinks and fucks around, its hardly as if he can’t do that here with Izzy. He supposes he must not make for very good company, sorry state he’s in. Still.
He’s more than a bit annoyed that it takes him hacking up even more flowers after Jack leaves one morning, with a ‘Be back sometime this evening Babydoll, I got something for you,’ to realize. ‘Fuck’s sake,’ he rasps, staring down at the mound of three distinct types of petals. He’s so tired. He’ll clean it up later, promises himself he’ll be up before Jack gets back to clean them up.
He dreams of warm hands, fond smiles, soft touches, and tender voices and wakes coughing up more and more flowers. He can’t breathe. Tears sting his eyes, from the pain in his throat and his lungs, at the thought of being alone at the end like this. He spares a brief thought towards how Jack will react, coming back this evening to find him gone. Wonders how Stede would react. Edward. Still more flowers.
The door bursts open and Izzy doesn’t have the air or the energy to startle. Jack. Jack is there and he looks panicked. And there’s Stede behind him. And Edward. Somehow Izzy finds the air to let out a hysterical little laugh, it comes out more of a gasp. Must have died already, he thinks, how else could they all be here, as though his thoughts summoned them.
‘Izzy!’ He’s not sure which of them is calling him, his vision is starting to go spotty and his ears are ringing. Maybe none of them, maybe its a trick of his desperate, dying mind. There’s hands on him, warm and soft and. Instinct tells him to fight, he can’t see who’s touching him, he knows he needs to fight but. He’s so tired. He can’t see but he feels his eyes slip shut.
‘Izzy, I love you.’
Nothing.
#the dork is being a dork#the dork does a fic#apparently#izzy hands#edward teach#stede bonnet#jack rackham#uh#stackedhands#gentlejizzed#im not sure what the agreed upon ship name is tbh#izzy/ed/stede/cj#he wakes up afterward to some very angry worried faces#they're all crying and telling him they love him talking over each other#lucius is also there crying telling him he's a fucking idiot and he should have listened to him earlier#jack put 2 and 2 together to realize izzy was sick over ed and stede so when he went out without izzy he was tracking them down#as best he could without actually leaving trying to get the message to them that izzy was dying over them and 'if you dont get your sorry#fucking asses here before he does and fix this then i'm gonna fuckin kill yall myself'#naturally they were already looking for izzy and they booked it when word reached them#real talk i have no idea where this came from i was just struck by the thought#izzy hands‚ the one man repressed and stupid enough to almost die from hanahaki over THREE people at once#i hope its obvious that they all do love him and he's just really fucking stupid about it
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byan deciding they want another lip piercing and you unexpectedly walk in on them about to stab a needle through said lip... wdyd
#do u risk getting stabbed urself to stop them...#or do u let them do their thing bc ur betting this isn't the first time they've pierced themself like an idiot#(or bc u know them well enough to be aware that this isn't the first time they've done this)#I feel like this is more alarming than walking on on them giving themself a stick & poke tattoo tbh#but they're just as fucking casual about it. just nod at u like 'hey' before getting right back to it#like it's the more normal fucking thing in the world smh#they really shouldn't be left unsupervised honestly 😔#okok I'm sorry I'm done. fr this time.#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ shitpost ⋮ bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumbass.#needle cw
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my mom just called me to say she's watching chopped and one of the ingredient basket items was pork uterus but they're allowed to gamble to trade an ingredient for another (better or worse) one so two of the guys gambled to replace the pork uterus and the third chef gambled to replace the HOISIN SAUCE because she said she didn't understand asian flavors
#tbh i can see why she called me it's pretty unbelievable lmao#(i do wanna clarify the lady did haitian cooking it wasn't some white person being an idiot)#but like. taste it and figure it out. it's just sauce#it Cannot be as complicated as uterus 😭#i don't know whats up with this new chopped but i guess they're stealing some cutthroat kitchen mechanics lmao#mylife
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They can be pretty convincing when they wanna be that and Cedrik literally cannot say no to that face
#listen they are two halves of one whole idiot#and like I knnnnooooooow they're enemies to lovers but I wanna make cute fluffy shit okay--#data log: manda's doodles#ship: to be your paradigm#<- until I find something better tbh but trust me it fits just trust me on this one--#I was also thinking “run me like a river” cause also very mandaced-core#s/i: amanda (pkmn)#oc: cedrik arthur (pkmn)
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I am so obsessed with these two it's not funny.
#skyrim#elderscrolls#skyrim screenshots#tesv#tesblr#the elder scrolls#skyrim scenery#idk#they're both idiots who are terrible at feelings but great at killing things so I guess they are well met#Miriel grew up without a mother as well#since her Nord father raised her on a farm just outside of Whiterun (since gone to ruin upon her father's death) and she feels like she onl#knows half of herself because she doesn't know anythign about her#I can see her going to high rock to find out more in the future tbh.#She shouldn't be wearing modern glasses but it makes her look more like me so they are staying#she's NOT a self insert#okay? SHE'S AN OC#TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS#lolol
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dean saying he needs cas is just as insane as cas calling dean the one thing he wants
#like who allowed this tbh#they're both crazy for saying this and the mfs who wrote it are crazy too#the angel meant to be removed from human emotion describes you as his one great want#the human adds you to the list of things needed for him to live his very life (food water air cas)#neither view these admissions correctly#dean needs me because i am a tool because his survival depends on my usefulness#i made cas want and now he's dead i killed him#but that wasn't the point the point was that it's love. love as each of these idiots knows it#i just. yeah just thinkin#destiel
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