#they're both psycho

[dmonrider]

i thought you guys needed to know

stan one by @cataclysmcrows

[emeraldspiral]

Wish the book version of American Psycho was more well known because the author intentionally described all the fits as completely ridiculous but it's easy to miss stuff like Patrick wearing a PAISLEY BATHROBE WITH POLKA DOT SLIPPERS when you're being bombarded with brand names and tech specs and haircare ingredients. I would love to see what those outfits would actually look like in real life, but sadly you'll only see the movie's fashion when you try to look up American Psycho outfits.

[brendaareiss]

Ok, I can understand why people call Cal sadistic and a masochist, but I really think Andre was waaay worse than him. People tend to say that Cal is actually worse because of the things he says to his victims in the shooting, so I'll give my generous opinion about that 🙏

Cal, in the shooting (in my opinion) is pissed AS FUCK. He only wants to get his shit done, and when people says he's "enjoying himself" it's in that part when that random dude talked to him. He was almost all the time screaming ("SHUT UP!!") and telling andre to hurry. I understand his pissy mood in two different ways: 1. He wants to kill himself the fastest way possible (after giving a lesson to those who messed with him) 2. I'm pretty sure Cal doesn't stand people screaming in general, we can see in the prom that he's basically not there in every fucking scene, ditching Rachel to go with Andre because (I assume) he couldn't stand people yelling at his side all the fucking night.

While Andre...

Andre is the one who's having fun, making fun of the people he shot or killed (the "hi buddy" scene, when he makes fun about the way a girl fell) , making fun of the people crying (when he sits in front of that girl whose crying her eyes out) and making fun of the people who he hasn't shot yet (the "You're too pathetic" scene and when he kills the other guy who was hiding in the sofa), he was truly enjoying himself. Not angry as it seems in the entirety of the movie, he was fucking laughing.

Andre is a smart guy, he could of thought of another way of teaching the people that messed with him a lesson, but he didn't. He chose to kill, he chose to do a fucking massacre.

Cal is evil, but I think the rage that andre has inside of him, makes him way fucking worse. Cal just tagged along in the shooting because he wanted to make a mark, he wanted to do something big before passing away (he's a fucking psycho too, don't get me wrong). Andre tagged along because he wanted to kill.

"you're a psycho!"

"yeah, but so are you!"

[quirkle2]

[zombie au] the image is too big for tumblr i had to cut it in half GVEAUYGV (please for the love of god zoom in)

[etherealflickering]

went to go post my future married terumob cat art that I have before I realized that literally ALL of them are them asleep. guys someone wake them UP they're gonna be late for work!!

[t7ten]

lazy post for today

edit: ignore how stupid some of them look....

[turnaboutstar]

wait both reigen and edgeworth could be argued to be aroace in canon but usually are hced to be gay

[dailyserirei]

Ooh what if Serirei just talking with their past selves, it could be chaotic with past Reigen being extremely energetic, but just imagine kid Seri too being so anxious and his future self helping him out. Now past Seri has a friend weee

OUGH!!!!! ageswap au is great actually that i went a little too far made a comic something like this

Serizawa to his 14 years old self (quite long):

Reigen to his 14 years old self:

[rururoodle]

i love reigen x ekubo not in the "they should kiss and run off to the sunset" way but in the "theyre both silly old pathetic scheming acearo men tryinf to go thru life and they should kiss and regret it after, agreeing that they really are acearo"

[fist-of-vengeance]

i know there's a slasher fandom equivalent of the disney princess pink void, where they treat all horror characters like they're existing in the same universe, and im not normally super into it or anything

but im so shocked that i've never seen a crossover where norman bates meets carrie white. BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT

they were both raised by abusive puritan mothers who taught them to be ashamed about sexuality

they're both awkward social outcasts desperate for connection

and they both killed their moms

idk i think they would get along and maybe be friends :)

[samix-asb]

first date, you'd think a popular guy like hanazawa would handle it well

[saisbesitos]

[therealidiotmcgee]

Now that I’ve revealed I like both Mob Psycho and Saiki K I can finally reveal the rest of my shits I think they should hang out and fix each other

[sapphiredrawstuff]

Day 4: Crossover/AU

TBHK AU!! Made Shigeo as Hanako and Ritsu as Tsukasa haha

[rolereversalmedia]

Monster Under the Bed | MV | Gifs 2

[bunnylouisegrimes]

Baking and Cooking for my F/Os literally goes like this:

Patrick: How many calories are in this? How much sugar did you put into these cookies? This pizza has waaay too much fat and garlic on it, I know you've got Italian in you, but for fuck sakes, this is too much! There's no way I'm gonna burn off all the sugar you got in this cake! I-

The Polite Leader: Oh, it smells wonderful in here! These cookies you've baked are so yummy! Oh, darling, this pizza is sublime! Oh, you baked a cake for me? Awww, you wish to feed it to me? Oh, most certainly, dear. I can burn all of this off later... I just wish to eat all these tasy treats you so generously cooked and baked for me and let you spoil me more (like I deserve ☺️)