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Guys will say "hear me out" then show you a picture of Angelina Jolie from 2005 while girls will say "hear me out" and then show you a picture of some fictional character who's a psychopath.
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time travel & omegaverse!
Hey, thank you for this, nonnie!
The ask game this was from: https://www.tumblr.com/bunnylouisegrimes/770416827029438464?source=share
Time travel: If you could go back to any moment with your F/O to relive, which would it be?
Patrick: If I could go back to relive any moment with Patrick in our three year relationship, it would be when the family and I went to Grand Rapids Michigan in July 2023. We spent that time in a hotel room, and it would be so much fun to relive not just for family memory's sake, but my memory of cuddling Patrick in the bed and gazing out at the awesome view we had! I might also relive those moments when we were cleaning up my grandma's house in 2022 after her passing when we would take breaks, and Patrick and I would chill for a moment and listen to music. He was so comforting during that time, and he truly helped me. My personal favorite was listening to After Dark by Mr. Kitty, while we were cuddling up together ❤️😭
The Polite Leader: If I could go back to relive any moment with the Polite Leader in our (now 1 year!) relationship, it would be our first Purge night together (March 21st-22nd 2024). Even though it was your average night in reality, for us, it felt all the more special together, and we cuddled up next to each other and felt so close. I would also relive the solar eclipse this past April. Similar to the reasons for Pat and I at the Grand Rapids Hotel, it would be great to relive for family's sake and because he was standing there with me in awe and wonder, holding my hand as we kissed, a true reflection of the sun and moon meeting for a kiss 🥹
Omegaverse: If your F/O was an animal, what would they be, and why?
Patrick: I see Patrick as a snake. He knows how to blend in with the crowd and hide, but when he comes out as a predator, he comes out frightening. He will consume you whole in every sense of the word once he's become attached to you (or when he's killing you and you got on his bad side 😭). He also knows how to be tricky and slimey, but his hugs (much like a snake's coils) are the toughest and the best ❤️
The Polite Leader: My Polite Stranger is definitely a wolf. He leads a pack of fellow rich kids on Purge night, his smile and face are wolfish, and he thrives off of the hunt of the Purge. While his parents are out joining their rich neighbors on the private hunting grounds, he likes the thrill of the hunt with his friends out on the streets. Also, like a wolf, he's very territorial and protective over what's his (including me 🥹), and he loves the idea of being a papa wolf with little ones to be his forever pack ❤️
Thank you so much again for this ask! Everyone is welcome to ask anything about my self ships and should feel free to always send more, I love a free excuse to infodump and blab about these two handsome jerks ❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂😘😘😘
#american psycho#patrick bateman#the purge#polite leader#polite stranger#self ship#self shipping community#self shipping#politebun#patbun
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Thanks to @somnolenthour for finding this diamond and sharing it with me since TikTok is blocked in RUSSIA, lmfao! Every time I post something I will mention that everything is banned where I live :D
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I know I have to go to work today, but my polite asshole keeps trying to kiss me and cuddle with me. Maybe it's because he knows I have to work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, and I keep telling him we're going to be celebrating Christmas tomorrow and the next day, but he honestly is such a kid still about Christmas. It's honestly heartwarming because other than obviously Purge night, Christmas is his favorite holiday. I wish I could stay home with him and cuddle with him, and I keep reassuring him the holiday pay is going to be really good...but alas, he's such a spoiled brat, he doesn't really like listening to me 😜
Let's just hope today goes by fast and the next two days go by at least a little slower, and then we can fly through actual Christmas Eve and Day. Especially for my Rich Kid Asshole's sake....he has a very bad habit of being needy... 🩷
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A Review of the Original Purge Script/The Original Polite Leader (Obvious Spoilers Ahead)
I discovered the original script for The 2013 Purge, written as late as and published by the director in 2011. If you want to read it yourself, here's the link: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://assets.scriptslug.com/live/pdf/scripts/the-purge-2013.pdf%3Fv%3D1729115035&ved=2ahUKEwi4remKy7eKAxWnG9AFHd8UDT8QFnoECBkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1qda4vFaUdmM_bCEGqAovM
Now, here's my review (cringe opinions ahead lol):
So there's certain things I think are fascinating:
You can really tell the director wanted to focus on the dystopian element of the universe, discussing how a fourth world war completely destroyed everything and that's how the New Founding Fathers (known as the Arcon corporation in this script) came to power and created the Purge. It's interesting to think that rather than a group of extremist and religious oligarchs in the form of a political party, we would've had a corporation running things. Both ideas seem critical of the same thing, of course, which is rich people running shit and being elitist as fuck.
The lore is definitely a lot more fleshed out, and you can tell there was a lot that was used for the later movies (the psychiatrist mentioned after the annual Purge announcement in the script would later be used in The First Purge for example but with a different name). This may be a bit of an unpopular opinion, but I would've loved to see more of the world building used in the script in the first movie alone.
I think the family seems to have maybe just a bit more personality, and there's somewhat interesting additional interactions with background characters (which would've been fine with or without, honestly). Idk if it's because there was more dialogue or just how things were written in the original script, but I already sort of like the family more as they are in the script compared to what we got in the movie.
The rabbit toy instead of the creepy doll was something I actually would've preferred to see. The rabbit would've been symbolism for prey and running away while also being stealthy.
There were a few things I am glad they decided to change, namely the Polite Leader:
Whoever decided to go with the idea for the main antagonists to be classy rich kids was honestly a genius. That's not to say there wouldn't be people dressed up like demented and insane Halloween freaks on Purge night like in the script, and I get what the director was aiming for initially, but honestly, it comes off as more annoying and already takes the difficult suspension of belief for this world and cranks it up to the point you're left feeling like, "Okay, now this is just getting ridiculous." At least with a group of classy rich Young Republican type kids, there's a subtle (and not so subtle) realism to it, and they're annoying in a more realistic way.
The Polite Leader was going to be so fucking annoying in the script. Now I know he's an antagonist, I know he's not meant to be super nice and whatnot. I know we want him dead. But there comes a point where the main point becomes lost when a character is just too much/too extreme to take. In the movie we actually got, he was funny, admittedly charming (which made you almost feel bad you would be falling for his charm), creepy in a realistic way (as in you could imagine a cocky and polite preppy frat boy serving as a high functioning sociopath for most of the year and then letting out all of his murderous rage on his one chance to do whatever he wanted), and underneath his "stereotypical villain" ways, he had an air of mystery to him. He was a little annoying with his smiling and constant giggling and spoiled behavior, sure, but it was a lot more easily digestable than whatever the hell he was supposed to be in the script.
There were certain horror clichés that were used in the final product of the movie, sure, but there were ones in the script I read and thought, "Good Lord, this is just too cringe." Say what you want about the rich kids doing the goofy stuff they were doing outside the house in the final movie, but Jesus, the annoying and crazy shit they were doing in the script was just laughable. And the sudden dead bodies hanging from the street lights? That just would've been so dumb.
Also, a little additional detail: notice how the mom character was originally being hit on by the Polite Leader rather than the daughter. I sort of like the change in the final movie because it seems more realistic that a young preppy frat boy is going to be interested in a young girl he thinks is hot and pretty (and in his words "exquisite"). Apparently, the Polite Leader from the original script was not only into wearing dresses and girl wigs but into MILFs as well. It must be whatever Arcon is putting in the water (they are an evil corporation, after all).
There was a scene where the dad character was going to purge another character in a written agreement so that his family would have money since this other character had terminal cancer. I'm glad they got rid of this in the final product because I feel like this is just so random and confusing. In the middle of everything they're doing as they're staying inside their locked up mansion, he's just gonna kill this man and be shaken up by it? And then he feels conflicted when he doesn't know if he wants to kill the homeless man in their house? Seems more unlikely that would work that way.
Overall, there were things about the Purge verse and the family that I liked in the original script that would've been great inclusions in the final product, but there were also several things I'm glad they cut out, including how annoying and laughable the villains were going to be. Feel free to leave your thoughts! I'm curious to see what everyone else thinks about this discovery I found!
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Happy Paul Allen's Death Day! 🪓🩸
[Happy December 20th to all who celebrate!] [🍸] [💿] [🪓] [🩸] [🍸] [💿] [🪓] [🩸] [🍸] [💿]
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♡ASK GAME♡
[Theme fanfiction tropes📝]
[romantic F/O]
One bed: do you share a bed with your F/O?
bad boy tured good: How has your F/O changed for the good being with you?
Amnesia: what's somethings that you remember about your F/O that others forget?
Hurt comfort: If your feeling bad what does your F/O do to cheer you up?
Crossover: if your F/O could meet your other F/Os witch would they get along with the most, and witch one would they hate the most?
Soulmates: what made you realize they were perfect partner material?
Opposites attract: how is your F/O different then you?
Love at first sight: what's most the noticeable thing about your F/O's looked?
Time travel: if you could go back to any moment with your F/O to relive witch would it be?
Omegaverse: if you're F/O was a animal what would they be, and why?
Hanahaik: how long did it take you to confess to your F/O?
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Before I go to bed, have one of my New Years resolutions I'm thinking of having:
Being a bit more annoying and more frequent in my posting of self ship content.
This whole year, I've spent my time preoccupied with being worried and concerned about being a nuciance in the American Psycho community with Patbun stuff and scaring off any people looking for the near nonexistent Purge community with Politebun stuff. But I need to keep reminding myself that it's as simple as a block if someone doesn't like it. I know I've discussed it before, but I post whatever I want here like everyone else, and I shouldn't have shame. I won't be perfect, and I'll have my down days. But with how scary 2025 looks, I need Patrick and Polite to help carry me and protect me from their sinister real life counterparts who will be leading us into the dark and unknown.
Yuppie Puppy and Rich Kid Asshole, I love you both forever and ever. And no darkness or shame and doubt will ever take that away from me ❤️🫂💕🩷
#self shipping#self ship#self shipping community#random ramblings#2024 has been such an unlucky year#2025 is scary on the horizon but please Lord bring good luck despite the darkness#🙏🙏🙏
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Such a mid movie, but God damn, this polite, smiling motherfucker carried this film alongside the vibe, the aesthetic, the lore and the openness to explore more of the general world building...that's what always sticks with me when I think of this movie. We will never have a year like 2013 ever again where we were dancing to Gangnum Style and What Does The Fox Say while this sexy bastard was on movie screens everywhere...
Also just have to love the song. Maybe I am in Total Paranoia before I go to sleep, but my Polite Stranger always wraps his arms around me and sings me to sleep this haunting lullaby...
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Your later-identified neurodivergent journey consists of:
1. "Wait, other people don't do/think/feel that?" 2. "Wait, you mean (this behavior everyone noticed and reprimanded me for) isn't because I'm a bad person?" 3. Saying 1 and 2 to yourself over and over until you've recategorized your entire life and now understand you're neurodivergent.
And sometimes you do this several times as you learn even more about your particular neurodivergence. Maybe we just do it until we die.
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I'm just laying in bed, and my brain is being plagued by thoughts of Patrick telling me to sniff his cock and kiss it like a good girl.
#nsft#i'm just not normal#the hold this man has had on me for the last three years is not healthy#american psycho#patrick bateman#patbun#self shipping#self ship
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@makeyoumine69 sent us a picture and wanted to see Patrick, Craig, David, and Timothy in this pose based on a reference, and I decided to give it a wing. This was my first time drawing McDermott and Van Patten, and my second time drawing Bryce. What can I say? Yuppie/Preppy men are adorable 😍♥️
The reference:
#american psycho#patrick bateman#craig mcdermott#david van patten#timothy bryce#american psycho fanart
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maybe your fanfic doesn’t have to change someone’s life maybe it can just brighten someone’s day for a bit
#there are so many fics that have changed my life and brightened my day#i can only hope my works do the same ♥️#the love you take is equal to the love you make#♥️♥️♥️
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YES! 😭😭😭
i said this before & ill say it again: if patrick bateman wasnt a serial killer he would be jumin han
#when I was 16 I had a crush on Jumin 🥲#i think my love for him was where my love for fictional rich gentlemen began 😪
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imagine, if you will, a sleepy morning. you and your partner are laying in bed, cuddling softly. your head is on their tummy, and you're happily dozing the morning away. you notice your pillow is getting noisy though, all sorts of gurgles and growls coming out of it. you tell your partner they need to go get breakfast, but they're too cozy and you're too cuddly to get up. but their tummy is just getting louder. you sleepily suggest they could eat you
surprisingly they seem to consider, looking down at you. it would solve their problem of being hungry, not wanting to get out of bed, and wanting to cuddle you. they shrug, grab you under your armpits and start gulping you down
it all happened so fast you almost don't register it. but soon enough your head is in their esophagus and they're working your shoulders into their mouth. you wriggle a little bit, more in annoyance that they didn't ask you first before giving up and relaxing, letting them quickly gobble you up
you curl up on their stomach, feeling them shift around on the bed before eventually settling down. already their belly is making different, much more content sounds now that it was full. as you start to drift off you hear their snoring adding to the symphony of noises surrounding you
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WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs
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