🌹 Fluffy, pink, and slayer of the undead 🐰| Ponies, zombies, and vampires, oh my! 🦄🧟♂���🧛♂️ 🌹 🌺 | That chick who's obsessed with high functioning sociopathic yuppies 💕| I write bad fanfiction and draw even worse fanart about my various passions, as well as suck, but have fun, at playing various video games 📝📓🎮| I’m low key self-shipping trash, but what can I say? Escapism’s a great way to cope and there is nothing wrong with it. Be proud of who you are, folks. | Header was created by @Mothhmannn ♥️
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My Twitch Channel💕🪓
Hello my dears!
I finally created my Twitch channel where I want to chat with people, play some chill games and yap about American Psycho and especially about Patrick. So if you want to talk about anything related to AP, including the book, the movie, the comic and my writing, you're very welcome!
My first livestream is scheduled on November 21st at approximately 22:30 CET (1:30 PM PST), I'll be playing WOW 20th Anniversary Edition on a fresh server, so the massive hype is expected! My paladin is gonna crash everybody with her ax, hehe😂
I hope with your help we can build a great American Psycho fandom on Twitch! I send you lots of love and hugs!😍
Many thanks to the amazing @mothhmannn for such an adorable art!😢
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Wishing a happy birthday to The Purge star, Rhys Wakefield!
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I found the version of Clair de Lune (One of my favorite classical pieces) that plays in the intro of The 2013 Purge movie. Such promising opening credits for such a mid movie, but regardless, I'm so happy I finally found it. Because of this song being used, I headcanon the Polite Leader can play it on piano. He loves listening to it with me and humming it to me to help calm me down and while he gives me a hug. I wish I could just waltz with him to this song and be held tightly in his arms 😭💕❤️
#the purge#polite leader#polite stranger#self shipping#self ship#self shipping community#politebun#Spotify
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no matter how tough things get, your f/o will always be there for you. when the world feels too heavy, and you’re struggling just to make it through the day, your f/o is right by your side, ready to carry the weight with you. you don’t have to put on a brave face or pretend to be strong when you're with them. they understand you so deeply, even in your quietest moments. they see the real you and accept you just as you are.
no matter how much the world crumbles around you, nothing can pull you apart from them. no distance, no hardship, no force in the universe could ever break the bond you share. they’re your constant, your anchor, and the place you can always come back to, no matter what. through every storm, every high and low, they’re right there, holding on just as tightly as you are.
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💌Things that could help you feel closer to your f/o🪽
i know not all of these things will work for some people but here are some things i do, or plan on doing, that i think could be helpful :3
~ Draw them or, even better, draw yourself or your s/i with them
~ Think about what they smell like (whether canon or what you believe) and purchase perfumes or candles that smell like them
~ Make or buy their favourite food or food you think they would enjoy (if you also enjoy it)
~ Create a playlist that reminds you of them, or with music that you think they would enjoy
~ What is their comfort clothing item? Perhaps you could find or buy that for yourself to keep a part of them with you, and experience borrowing/wearing their clothes
~ Make a pinterest board for them, with pictures of them or things that remind you of them
~ Watch movies, shows, documentaries or videos that you think they would enjoy (if you also enjoy it)
~ Does a plushie or keychain exist of your f/o that you could buy, if not, maybe you could make one? It would be fun to have a mini version of your f/o that you could carry around with you!
~ You could make or buy bracelets/necklaces with your f/o's name or colours or gems that remind you of them
~ Write about them! Whether its fanfiction or simply just writing how you feel about them, it could be a stress-relieving activity
i had a good time thinking of these and definitely plan to eventually do the things i haven't yet done on this list, i hope some of these ideas are helpful and fun for you too! <3
im kinda afraid to post this and i know this isnt what i normally post buuut its my blog so get over it :p/lh
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A little bit of affirmation for all the denizens out there with selfships/yumes that are "problematic" or would be considered taboo irl.
You aren't hurting anyone by being with them,
Your love for them does not make you a bad or immoral person,
Who your f/o is says nothing about who you are or your ideals other than that you are very based,
Regardless of what anyone says, you are perfectly valid!
You are not "gross" or "vile" or anything anyone tells you for loving and being with your f/o, and I'm sure they want to stay by your side, too. Consuming fiction does not make you, or set you up to harm others irl.
As always, keep doing what makes you happy! 💜💜
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I love selfshipping. I love expressing myself and knowing that I'll be loved by my f/o no matter who I am and what flaws I have. My f/o's will always be there to kiss me, to hug me, and to love me. Even if my f/o's can be considered "ugly" or "weird" by others, that doesn't mean that I should stop loving them or quit selfshipping all together.
And you should too :)
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shoutout to selfshippers with crazy niche f/os and u can never actually find fan content of them. yall are real ones its rough out there.
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I don’t think I will Actually
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soft domination >>>
territorial hand holding. follow me into the dressing room. order for me at restaurants. send me silent orders with your eyes. your hand on my thigh while you drive. laying out an outfit for me while i’m in the shower.
control the little things too🩷
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"And why do you think you deserve it today?"
"I was so good today," Chrissy says, trying to remember everything she's done today that Jay would be impressed by. "I finished my problem set even though we have another couple days for it, and I actually did my dishes for once, and I cleaned my sink. And I didn't sext you while you were at work, no matter how horny I got," she adds with a grin.
Most of what Jay asks for from her have to do with her taking care of herself as she drags her way through the last semester of coursework before she takes orals and becomes an official doctoral candidate, which is a helpful accountability measure if nothing else to make sure she doesn't molder away in her disaster area of an apartment.
"And you think that's enough?" he asks.
"I hope so," she says honestly, trying not to squirm in her seat. "But I'll beg if you want me to."
Every day, he moves her clit so she can't find it, and so she needs him to tell her where it is, because it's the only way she can get off. And right now, she's feeling desperate enough to beg if it'll get him to tell her where it is.
Yesterday, it was--
It was--
"You don't need to beg," he tells her, leaning over to brush a kiss against her lips. She tugs him closer when he moves to pull away, and they kiss until he has her laid out on the couch, hovering over her and pressing drugging kisses to her lips. "Your clit is between your legs," he whispers, guiding her hand down to show her where to rub.
#nsft#i need more gentle mdom stuff like this with or without hypno stuff#❤️❤️❤️#just wanna be a hypnotized good girl who actually took care of herself today
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Can someone dress up like Patrick Bateman and use me, please?
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@mothhmannn 's OC Aleks and my OC Vince hanging out with their boyfriends work colleagues <3
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LOL! Very fitting image! Honestly, that is such a representation of him in my brain thanks to my (probable) autism XD
patrick bateman x fiancée!reader | nsfw. mdni
you’re kneeling on the polished oak floor, jerking off your fiancé as he studies your hand, captivated by the engagement ring he’d bought for you. his thumb slides over the warm, polished 18k rose gold of the cartier panthère ring, and you can see patrick’s face contort slightly when you swiped your thumb over the bulbous tip, admiring the rosy shade of pink. you made a mental note of the colour, perhaps you could get some nail polish of the exact shade.
“this isn’t just any ring,” patrick mumbles suddenly, as if justifying his choice to himself. “it’s designed by aldo cipullo—the same guy who created the love bracelet. only the best, obviously.” his voice trails off, noting the way the delicate pavé diamonds sparkle against your skin, then looks back up at you, cheeks faintly flushed.
“two carats of vvs clarity diamonds, high colour… princess cut. they don’t make them like this anymore,” he rambles on, tongue poking out between parted lips. “each one’s hand-finished in their paris atelier. it cost… twenty-five grand. minimum,”
“thank you, patrick. they’re beautiful, i love them,” you say as you gently squeezed the head, a droplet of clear liquid oozed from the slit — glistening like the diamonds you’re wearing. his cock twitches in your hand and patrick frowns. “these trousers are ermenegildo zegna and they cost nine hundred and fifty dollars. don’t get them dirty.”
“… of course, patrick.”
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I've been sitting here this whole weekend struggling to write this paper that desperately needs done on top of everything else that still needs done, but Patrick just reminded me of something that helped me back when I first started college and was struggling to focus to write a paper for psychology (also around the time I first got into Patrick): listening to ambient sounds of NYC on YouTube, imagining I'm there in Pat's apartment/his balcony all cozy and writing important shit while he's either at work or in the shower, but our love doesn't go away.
Thank you, Yuppie Puppy, for reminding me of what helped me. You are my everything 🫂😭
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REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.
#🥲#it's true#you guys are my only friends and for all your support you deserve the world and more#🫂🫂🫂🫂❤️❤️❤️❤️
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