#they're both a menace

[psychemochanight]

I- I don't know how many times I mentioned this, and I don't know why it ALWAYS has to be with Tim 😭

(I feel like someone is going to end up thinking I hate Tim when he's my third favorite- and he's only third because Steph stole second place recently).

I find it incredible how fans have it SO in their heads that the only detective in the Batfam other than Batman is Tim.

Me: -mentioned something about Dick being a prodigy detective-

X random, normally from tiktok: Ah... That's actually Tim.

Me: ???? *I show comic panels of Dick being a great detective since he was a child*

X random: No, that's bc the writers stole that trait from Tim.

Me: THESE COMICS ARE BEFORE EVEN JASON, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM A CHARACTER THAT DOESN'T EXIST YET???

I understand more when they talk about computers because when Dick was Robin, computers weren't as normalized as they are today, so he didn't grow up around that environment. He's a more than good hacker, but he's no match for Barbara or Tim, and I'm okay with that, I know that.

But when they downplay Dick's abilities (or even his intelligence, like, WTF), in order to praise Tim... omfgpleasestop

I don't think there is a big difference between the IQ of both of them, but they are equally intelligent, but in different areas. This also applies to their detective methods.

Tim is completely logical and systematic, while Dick is intuitive.

This doesn't mean that Tim can't be intuitive and Dick can't be logical, they both are logical and intuitive, but they use their primary method and their backup method differently, that's all.

And I really need the fandom to stop pigeonholing itself into black and white, into "he has this ability and he doesn't", when probably all batkids have the same abilities, just on different scales.

I don't think any of them have one of their stats at 0, but at different numbers which gives each of them unique characteristics, without needing to lower the others.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

tw: blood

[kourota]

what is orv if not a love letter to kdj?

[royalarchivist]

Guaxinim: [In chat] hello handsome 💛 so sad that we dont talk with each other in friday 😭 i hope you had fun

Fit: The Raccoon is here– [Reading Guaxinim's message] "Hello handsome, so sad that we don't talk with each other in Friday, I hope you had fun."

Fit: Oh, I had fun, Racoon. I had a LOT of fun, don't you worry, my friend. I had a lot of fun.

Guaxinim: what do you mean? 😡

Fit: But no, I- I- I missed you, my friend. Hopefully we can play a game together soon. You know, hopefully we can play again. I miss that mustache. I miss that mustache, it's a beautiful mustache. I would know I've had facial hair in my time as a content creator. I have a discerning eye when it comes to facial hair, and your facial hair is very– is well-kept, it is professional. Your mustache– it is- it is thick, it is lush, it's very admirable! Not everyone can pull off a mustache, but you can. And I think that is a good thing. Alright, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.

Guaxinim: ok i love you

Fit: Yeah, I miss you too, Raccoon, I miss you too. I wanna come back to Brazil, I do. I must go to Brazil.

[jedislight]

[fantasy-girl974]

Let's destroy the Zeniths!

[stickers for @marshal-huntress]

[megsamforever]

I'm reading through the Jinlan City tag for SVSSS on AO3 again (because canon divergences for that are one of my favorite things) and I love that so many authors agree that the best way to fix things is for Shen Qingqiu and/or Luo Binghe to simply burst into tears.

[vignirek]

Wukong + Macaque headcanons

Wukong

- loves the feeling of flying, will often transform into a bird or use his cloud just to fly around and chill in the skies

- pretty much vegetarian in terms of diet (but prefers fruit over veggies), overall not a picky eater; when he doesn't eat peaches, he snacks on bugs and nuts instead

- really affectionate and very social due to spending so much time with his troop (also loves his troop very much and would throw hands with anyone that threatened them; would never say it out loud but it also includes Macaque)

- is actually pretty smart and has a lot of experience from the journey (but comes off as the opposite due to his lessons not being straightforward enough- but I think he gets better at it as he gets the hang of teaching MK stuff)

- became friends with Chang’E after the moon episode; they frequently do video calls or text each other things (maybe she even sends him peach flavored mooncakes somehow)

- his eyesight got borked from the trigram furnace so that makes it difficult for him to read (he later gets glasses for that exact reason)

- draws picturebooks for his monkeys and often does storytime sessions with them where he reads his books to the monkeys (I mean he's shown to be good at drawing in canon, so I think he could theoretically make picturebooks bc they rely on pictures more than blocks of text-); though before picturebooks were a thing, Wukong used to draw on scrolls in the past and told his stories that way, and Macaque would always join for storytime (he'd pretend that the monkeys dragged him into it just to tease Wukong, but he actually did enjoy Wukong's stories)

Macaque

- is a good swimmer & likes swimming a lot (diving underwater is his most favorite activity) (he finds it peaceful and noises are muffled for him underwater, so he occasionally goes off to dive in FMM's waters for an hour or two) (and he just stays there to relax the entire time)

- not a picky eater and can pretty much eat anything, but has a preference for meat; occasionally snacks on seeds and bananas

- good at singing and plays a few instruments in his free time

- his six ears are the same color as his skin, but they glow purple like his eyes when he uses the ears' abilities (heavily inspired by this)

- used his right hand more in the past, but has since trained himself to use his left hand more frequently (mainly because of his right eye)

- likes to write stories when inspiration hits him

- besides “Six Eared Macaque”, he has a personal name that he picked out for himself, but doesn’t like sharing it unless it’s someone he fully trusts and is close with (as of now, Wukong is the only one who knows that name, but he has never shared it with anyone else, even after their friendship was over)

- likes the sound of rain (and absolutely despises thunderstorms)

- very independent as a person and has taught himself things like sewing, making food, hunting + foraging, fighting off enemies, etc.

- the more "wild" one of the two (in the sense that he prefers nature to cities and has no problem sleeping in trees instead of beds) (edit: Macaque + Wukong hcs part 2)

[heyhollow]

I would just like to point out that you turned a Doberman into a golden retriever and I think that's hilarious. (Referring to how you usually depict Michael to the ballpit version in that comic.)

This is literally all I could think about while Drawing Ballpit Micheal Lmfaoo

I know there's like a canonical reason he's like that in the au

But I only ever draw teen Michael as an ABSOLUTE DELINQUENT

It was honestly hard drawing him being nice lol😭

[ohshinytrinketsmine]

This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans, Ep 1

[foreverchangingfandomsao3]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala Additional Tags: Codywan First Kiss Bingo 2025, Codywan First Kiss Bingo, Alternate Universe - Victorian, Mentioned Alpha-17 (Star Wars), Mentioned Ahsoka Tano, Mentioned Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious, Love Letters, Letters, POV CC-2224 | Cody, CC-2224 | Cody-centric, Former Soldier CC-2224 | Cody, Well invalided home former soldier Cody, Operas, secret kiss, Pre-Relationship, Until the very end, Happy Ending, Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker are Siblings, Injured CC-2224 | Cody, I should say relatively mildly injured Series: Part 1 of Codywan First Kiss Bingo 2025 Summary:

Cody is invalided home from a war after taking shrapnel to his face and finds an unlikely companion who turns into something more whilst seeking help.

My fill for secret kiss for @codywanfirstkissbingo​!

Bingo card is below the cut!

[mayhemspreadingguy]

aaaaand it's finally done :D. Coffee shop date.

Why use a chair when there's the better option?

[king-spite]

so it seems the poppy war has become my absolute favorite series so ofc i'm losing my mind comparing every scene with my other favorite series (red queen) and making an unfathomable amount of headcanons

[gifted-aurora]

Give me an AU where Jayce is constantly pursued by sports teams because of his physique when all he wanted was to join the same club as his senior, neighbour,and long-time crush, Viktor and do experiments together before he graduates! And maybe confess, haha...

Even though Viktor is having the time of his life teasing Jayce about it, he wants that too.

Their friends are either helping out Jayce to escape the clutches of determined coaches or begging at Viktor to end Jayce's suffering by accepting him into the robotics club already. Why, you may ask?

Viktor's the club's president, he added clauses to Jayce's application to be accepted just to watch his puppy boy 'sweat' a bit. Oh, he knows Jayce wouldn't question it and do his best to get accepted. Viktor's a menace but wants him all the same.

[zetadraconis11]

Seen this way, the Ministry of Magic and the school made the book and Professor Weasley just gave it to us.

Just think how Professor Fig would react to that.

or Mc's friends react to it. Mc runs past him and they ask what MC is doing

I could easily imagine Ominis jumping on Mc and would like an explanation from Mc why.

The Ministry of Magic is certainly a mixed bag of morals, imo. I wouldn't put it past them to actually include the Unforgiveables. Especially if they weren't as forbidden as they are during Harry Potter time.

With that said, I've heard some thoughts of Fig being a very chill guardian of MC, lol. Especially since he knows all about MC's Ancient Magic and "destiny". So...

Prof. Fig: So the book has the Unforgivables in it?

Prof. Weasley: Yes, I know it's concerning, but I hope MC won't do anything rash...

Fig: I trust MC. She'll be fine.

Weasley: What?

Fig, casually sipping tea: She's a responsible young adult. Once she is given a task, she completes it. I wouldn't worry.

*meanwhile*

Ominis: Your book says you need to learn WHAT?!

Garreth: Wow, I didn't think my aunt would be that hard-core...

MC: It's not that big of a deal...right?

Sebastian: No, I don't think-

Ominis: You lost your opinion privileges, Sebastian, you don't have a say in this!

Amit: But...why would the Field Guide require you to learn them? They're very frowned upon by the magic society.

Natty: Maybe it's to understand the spells most dark wizards use?

Poppy: I suppose that makes sense, but it seems rather dangerous to toe that line.

Sebastian: I mean, as long as you-

Ominis: *covers Sebastian’s mouth with his hand*

MC: Okay...I will literally get hives if I do not complete EVERYTHING I'm given, so I will learn these spells just to not be haunted by an incomplete task.

The group:

Poppy: ...at least you have a can-do attitude?

[thisisapersonintheinternet]

...I had a thought.