#Guaxitw

[royalarchivist]

Guaxinim: [In chat] hello handsome 💛 so sad that we dont talk with each other in friday 😭 i hope you had fun

Fit: The Raccoon is here– [Reading Guaxinim's message] "Hello handsome, so sad that we don't talk with each other in Friday, I hope you had fun."

Fit: Oh, I had fun, Racoon. I had a LOT of fun, don't you worry, my friend. I had a lot of fun.

Guaxinim: what do you mean? 😡

Fit: But no, I- I- I missed you, my friend. Hopefully we can play a game together soon. You know, hopefully we can play again. I miss that mustache. I miss that mustache, it's a beautiful mustache. I would know I've had facial hair in my time as a content creator. I have a discerning eye when it comes to facial hair, and your facial hair is very– is well-kept, it is professional. Your mustache– it is- it is thick, it is lush, it's very admirable! Not everyone can pull off a mustache, but you can. And I think that is a good thing. Alright, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.

Guaxinim: ok i love you

Fit: Yeah, I miss you too, Raccoon, I miss you too. I wanna come back to Brazil, I do. I must go to Brazil.

[barbopng]

Valsa 💃

Meus pais ae

[shikai-the-storyteller]

💀

[imhyperfixatingrn]

Soooo Guaxitw were flirting and ak!JV called out ak!Pac for talking abt his ex earlier that day....... Hideduo too powerful, my polyamory agenda is falling apart....

[disfrutalakia]

Am I interrupting something?

[gingersp1ce547]

I need yall to understand that the temptation to write an ak!fit/ak!pac/ak!guaxi fic is veryyyyyyy real rn

[lil-lost-mind]

Guaxitw for the soul

[ghost-likes-drawing]

Correct me if I'm ill informed but the other day I had the thought that Guaxitw was "Casual" by Chappel Roan coded as a joke...

I don't think it's a joke now...

[jaimeski]

fit ""maidenless runt"? I have a brazilian boyfriend, bitch!" mc vs pac "canonically in this universe i'm single. fit doesn't exist" tw

[yb-cringe]

"ah but he has such a pretty face and pretty mouth :(" ok. i get it

[chapinii]

GUAXITW LIVES, GUAXI IN PASSA TUDO

[royalarchivist]

Guaxinim: How could I have an incredible life if I don't share it with you by my side?

Pac: [Grabs his mic and leans into it] All of that could change today. We're entering a new universe of a thousand possibilities where, theoretically, I think we will live together. You know? Maybe in the same group, on the same team, I don't know. And I didn't want to say anything, but canonically, in this universe... I'm single, there is no Fit. Just warning you. As Foolish would say, "Wink!"

[He tries and fails to wink]

Pac: My God, I don't know how to wink. My god in heaven, I did everything wrong here guys. Forgive me.

[ Translation note: I'm not a native Portuguese speaker, so as usual, if you have any translation suggestions or corrections, please feel free to let me know so I can edit things accordingly! ]

[anonymous-dentist]

Omg my gif of guaxitw slow dancing Homosexually is the top of the arkanis tag… guaxitw win

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Did Pac just say Guaxinim sent a message to Isa saying "your brother is madly in love with me" LMAO??

[imhyperfixatingrn]

O trisal,,, save me fitguaxitw save me

[disfrutalakia]

"[Pac taking Guaxi to passa tudo place]

Guaxi: but won't people in the city look for us? Ah fuck it if anything happen we are hooking up

Pac: yeah!

Guaxi: and if Leo is not there we can hook up for real

Pac: well there are beds in there"

Do you guys need me to look away or something?