#Guaxitw

[royalarchivist]

Guaxinim: [In chat] hello handsome 💛 so sad that we dont talk with each other in friday 😭 i hope you had fun

Fit: The Raccoon is here– [Reading Guaxinim's message] "Hello handsome, so sad that we don't talk with each other in Friday, I hope you had fun."

Fit: Oh, I had fun, Racoon. I had a LOT of fun, don't you worry, my friend. I had a lot of fun.

Guaxinim: what do you mean? 😡

Fit: But no, I- I- I missed you, my friend. Hopefully we can play a game together soon. You know, hopefully we can play again. I miss that mustache. I miss that mustache, it's a beautiful mustache. I would know I've had facial hair in my time as a content creator. I have a discerning eye when it comes to facial hair, and your facial hair is very– is well-kept, it is professional. Your mustache– it is- it is thick, it is lush, it's very admirable! Not everyone can pull off a mustache, but you can. And I think that is a good thing. Alright, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.

Guaxinim: ok i love you

Fit: Yeah, I miss you too, Raccoon, I miss you too. I wanna come back to Brazil, I do. I must go to Brazil.

[barbpng]

Valsa 💃

Meus pais ae

[disfrutalakia]

Guaxi holding a ring and looking at Pac "you want to date me?" And Pac panicks and is like "no of course not!"

At this point they will never get together but if Guaxi ever flirted like this with someone else Pac would write another breakup letter

[gingersp1ce547]

I need yall to understand that the temptation to write an ak!fit/ak!pac/ak!guaxi fic is veryyyyyyy real rn

[lil-lost-mind]

Guaxitw for the soul

[jaimeski]

fit ""maidenless runt"? I have a brazilian boyfriend, bitch!" mc vs pac "canonically in this universe i'm single. fit doesn't exist" tw

[yb-cringe]

"ah but he has such a pretty face and pretty mouth :(" ok. i get it

[paranormete]

Pac seems to be trying his best to divert the subject from Ak!Guaxitw, as if he wants to slow things down. The problem is that Guaxi has already started in the fast mode. We've reached a point where it's obvious that they're going to become canon at some point, Isa knows, Mayor Jota knows, Milo knows, Guhzera knows and supports, everyone knows

They've kissed like, what? five times? Pac's not gonna be able to delay this much longer lol

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Did Pac just say Guaxinim sent a message to Isa saying "your brother is madly in love with me" LMAO??

[anonymous-dentist]

Omg my gif of guaxitw slow dancing Homosexually is the top of the arkanis tag… guaxitw win

[thesmpisonfire]

6, 7, and 16 for ask game? :0

6) *cracks knuckles* Fitpac, Celltw, Bagina, Favela Four, Polycrew, Breakfast Club, Pachalo, Guaxitw, Pissa, AyHalo, AyMaxo

7) *hides behind a table* sp-spiderbi- *a sniper takes me out*

16) I genuinely liked it!! I think Purgas 1 should've been only one week tho bc it rlly drained the streamers out but in general is a cool concept that in general only the fanbase was the worst part of Purgatory 1 😭

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Hey. How's it going?

Guaxinim: Hey.

Pac: ...Is everything ok?

Guaxinim: How are you?

Pac: I'm fine, I'm ok–

Guaxinim: [Kisses him] 😘

Pac: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Pac: ...I don't believe this, man. I don't believe it, I don't believe – [Laughs] What was that? What was that??? I'm... what was that? He caught me– He caught me off-guard guys, he caught me unarmed. It was a moment of weakness. Guaxinim is so crazy– [Laughs] 'Xinim is so crazy, right Chat? But he came back, it was good to have him come back, right? But how did he find out, man? He has... a sixth sense, Chat.

After joking about good timing ("Careless Whisper" playing right after Guaxinim left), a certain someone reappeared with a surprise for Pac. 😘❤️

[Very big thank you to Kia for checking my translations!]

[lilliancdoodles]

I was already coming around to Guaxitw but then I realized that if Guaxitw Pac would get to be a girl dad. He was born to be a girl dad please let this man have a daughter.

But this to say I am on board for Guaxitw XD. Everything else about it is great i was just hit with the 'he would get to be a girl dad' and got really excited

[disfrutalakia]

Pac sad with Guaxi because he feels like Guaxi abandoned him and chose someone else and then Guaxi just screams that he can't be Pac's vice cause if they worked together they wouldn't be able to hook up

Things are certainly happening

[ghost-likes-drawing]

I would read it

I need yall to understand that the temptation to write an ak!fit/ak!pac/ak!guaxi fic is veryyyyyyy real rn

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Is it possible to become a werewolf hunter? I want to become a werewolf hunter. Guaxinim turned. He turned into a werewolf and he didn't even consult me to see if I approved of this, you know? So I'm mad at him.

Milo: So you'll become the hunter

Pac: If he says he wants me to play the hunter, then I'll become the werewolf hunter.

Milo: Aaaa... Romeo and Juliet?

Pac: It's not Romeo and Juliet!

Regardless of whether or not Pac sees his and Guaxinim's "situationship" as a Romeo and Juliet situation or a yin and yang thing – Arkanis definitely going through its Twilight arc. (Thank you again to Kia for the translation help!)

[ Full Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Pac: Sounds like GuhZera, right? I'm spending too much time with GuhZera. Speaking of, how is your pai? How is your pai? Talk to me. Open your heart and tell me about your pai.

Milo: No.

Pac: No? [Laughs]

Milo: [Tosses him something] Take it.

Pac: What's this? What's this here?

Milo: Protect yourself.

Pac: "Protect yourself?" What do you mean? [Laughs]

Milo: He became Edward prepúcio.*

[* Crepúsculo is Twilight, but Milo typed 'prepúcio' (foreskin) so he's saying "Edward foreskin"]

Pac: He turned into Edward... prepúcio? Ah, he turned… Milo, but– Why are they saying everywhere that I'm Bella? Do you know?

Milo: BECAUSE GUAXINIM BECAME A WEREWOLF

Pac: I don't believe it son, I don't believe it. Is it possible for us to become... werewolf hunters? In this mod?

Milo: I ALREADY AM KKKKKKKKK

Pac: "I already am?" So let's become werewolf hunters! Let's go, let's go.

Milo: – but for vampires.

Pac: "For vampires?" Ah ok, but of werewolves, is it possible to become a werewolf hunter? I want to become a werewolf hunter.

Milo: I don't know about werewolves. I think hunters hunt everything.

Pac: Guaxinim turned- turned- turned.. He turned into a werewolf and he didn't even consult me to see if I approved of this, you know? So I'm mad at him. That's all, that's all.

Milo: So you'll become the hunter

Pac: If he says he wants me to play the hunter, then I'll become the werewolf hunter. Like that guy in the- the- the three little pigs story, you know?

Milo: A relationship that's like yin and yang.

Pac: Ah no, I don't believe that. ...I don't believe it.

Milo: Ice and fire.

Pac: IT'S NOT THAT! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! It's not like that! It's not a yin-yang thing, no! Because they say opposites attract.

Milo: Aaaa... Romeo and Juliet?

Pac: It's not Romeo and Juliet! Oh my god. Let's go, let's go son. Let's go–