#they’re so unhinged i love it

[starlittragedies]

some people feel sorry for regulus as he is roommates with barty and evan (the two most batshit crazy people in their year, if not the whole school) but what they don’t know is that regulus is their enabler and the one who started it all.

evan starting to have a small interest with biology? regulus nicks a book all about biology (more specifically dissection) from his family’s library and gives it to evan. not to mention that it was him who got the boy his first dissecting tool set.

barty has always been a violent child, that’s just how he acts out, but when his father gets a letter from the school about barty’s behavior he sends a letter back to his son, leaving him in tears. regulus likes barty, enough to tolerate him and call him his acquaintance (he really means besties for life) so in order to help barty he teaches him other ways of torturing people which is through psychological torture.

regulus enjoys the chaos (that he caused). he even helps them in the dorms. he compliments and helps evan improve his cuts (so that they’re mor precise and he can identify more parts) and gives barty suggestions on how to fuck with whoever victim his friend had in mind.

regulus is just as much, if not more, batshit crazy as his two roommates.

[anniedreamwilldo]

ahb barty and evan are so important to me and I need more people to talk about them

[calmlb]

I need to know whose idea it was to try to wake Sigma up by dropping him repeatedly

[blossoms-phan]

in their natural habitat. if you even care

[hplonesomeart]

Guys call me crazy but I think the crazy robots would get along swimmingly. The tragic fact that these two don’t have more art interacting is an offense in my rule book and I have come to remedy that. They say you must manifest what you want to see in the world and this is me doing that jskjsksp. I will take initiative! Enjoy a smidgen of Mr. Puzzles and Mettaton art then. Although I think the only reason they initially decided to co-host collaborate together here was the prospect of getting more stars/ratings- because that’s show business babyyyy leverage off of famous people for viewssss/j

Also here is version without the speech/dialogue bubbles! Just two gay bots being fabulous and gossiping or something (platonically. Or you could lean into this being a ship I don’t really care lol). Maybe they’ll exchange some advice about the logistics of incorporating musical numbers in the boardcasts without losing too much revenue on the budget idk. Because if you think about it Mettaton did a musical number in a dress with Frisk and then Mr. Puzzles had his whole Creative Control moment. And both where marvelous performances by the way absolutely slay ✨

My “toxic trait” is supporting the theatrical livelihoods of fictional computers who have committed atrocities, and they both will probably never make an apology video for the attempted murders and trauma inflicting. Wow so girlboss of them :))

[itskenickie]

if obito was in anbu he’d have a hyena mask because he’s fucked in the head

[raylangivins]

I like that the better than revenge lyrics are immature and unfeminist. I like that they were written by a teenager and sound like they were written by a teenager. It’s part of the charm!!! It adds such a fun dynamic to listen to them as an adult now because I was once a petty teenage girl too and petty teenage girls should get to express themselves messily and imperfectly and I’m so fond of my stupid younger self, like…that’s my little friend!!! Reject shame, Taylor!!! Let your foolish teenage self speak with her words!!!!

[merrystar]

LDR Sun and Moon!

They both terrify me, Sun more so because Moon is baby, but this isn’t gonna stop me from reading the fic, it’s very good.

AU belongs to @spadillelicious

Close ups and one doodle under the cut.

[bharv]

Still waiting for the draggy age hype to hit me like

[girls-and-guts]

what if i was traumatized outcast girl , addict, with an absent mother and you were a repressed, surly boy with daddy issues and we became the sole providers for a group of girls that tried to eat you once and i cut a ring of your dead dads finger for you, then i asked you to stay, and then your brother got lost and we spent months looking for him in the freezing cold while trying to find food so i made you think he died to save you the pain but then he’s alive but i get picked to be sacrificed by the spirit of the place we are trapped in and you save me even though you’re mad and your brother dies in my place and then you have to eat his heart and we eat him to survive and i become queen of this messed up wild cult and then we promise to live the rest of our lives because that can’t have all been for nothing .

what if.

[mandalora]

Stolen from amidonexor, no one asked me either

[sefynarose]

the lad boys are the PERFECT templates for Yanderes. i really really reeeaaalllyyyy want more yandere inspired content

[blossoms-phan]

I LOVE YOUUUU (x)

[myficprompts]

maybe there’s already fics for this but the sheffield dinner is a gold mine for potential. like the fallout of anthony calling out the sheffields…

what if after the sheffields left, before the kate & anthony scene, there’s actual discussion in the dining room and anthony calls out that no one else was standing up for kate and i can imagine lady danbury as a subtle reminder being like “remember this was a dinner to meet your fiancée’s grandparents” and then edwina is catching on then and she’s like “you called them out because you love kate” or something like that and things fall apart there

imagine kate trying to tell edwina that she’s leaving for india so none of this matters and whatever passion the viscount may feel for her will fade and is just residual of the passion he feels for edwina and their marriage will be fine and he won’t be confused once she leaves for india and anthony cuts in, in front of everyone the whole “it will not be far enough!” line and the speech too, ending with the bane of his existence and object of all his desires ahhhhh

[carebooks]

watching nancy drew 2019 for the first time and yep, i can see how nancy and ace end up dating. they’re both unhinged in the best way.

nancy’s breaking and entering every two episodes, she’s currently investigating a psychiatric hospital where she goes somewhere specifically said that will kill you overnight and what’s ace doing? well he gets a call from nancy’s dad who’s unfairly jailed and within an hour he’s told off the rich prick who refused to help him, hacked into the police station’s server, stole a van, impersonated a police officer and got her dad out of jail. all whilst trying to keep her dad from returning to jail.