#they’re so unhinged 😭 think of how much worse they were as kids

[calmlb]

I need to know whose idea it was to try to wake Sigma up by dropping him repeatedly

[dreamwritesimagines]

i’m feeling adventurous, let’s read another chapter tonight.

before we get started, i have a funny story to tell people. it might cheer you up. ok so i’m in a program where i share all my classes with the same few people, so we all know each other pretty well and we’ve grown quite close. we all have a reputation of being absolutely fucking unhinged, which is honestly pretty true, i take no offense to that, but i think people were proven right today. i had an art history class and this guy pulls up to a desk with a whole ass loaf of bread and a jar of nutella and, ad the teacher is talking about fucking rembrandt, he’s spreading nutella on his fucking slice of bread. obviously, since we’re all depressed, we wanted some, and he started handing them out like we were kids. i hate people but sometimes… sometimes they’re alright. that nutella sandwich made my day ::)

ok enough chit chat, let’s roll chapter 9!

comment on the gif : ben barnes is intimidating until you see his crooked tooth, then he just looks adorable 🥺

skittles, baby, we went over this already. dump carter, confess to billy, live happy ever after (yes i said it, i don’t claim the epilogue) and have as much fun with your soulmate as possible. easy!

OMG, FINALLY MEETING THE UNCLE. who’s the uncle’s fc?? which old white man has theoretically been cast as that slug faced motherfucker?

fucking aldrich. of course his name is ducking aldrich. but carter killian sounds so cool as a name, i might have to save that…

‘i’m pretty sure his uncle will adore you’ rose, i love you, please shut up. he really doesn’t and deserves to rot in the hellhole he crawled out of.

poor skittles, she literally has ptsd because of this fucking chewed-up gum ball piece of shit. she’s having a literal panic attack.

‘uncle, this is the love of my life’ wishful thinking, big boy

babes, she literally thinks of billy when she needs to find inner peace omg 😭 i’m soft.

not skittles being a horse riding girl, a tennis girl and a debate girl. they’re individually the worse people i meet (i have at least 10 in my class that fit into one of these categories, i know), i can’t even imagine the intersection of that. do negatives cancel each other out in this context????

‘i’ve been running on like… 3 hours of sleep’ OMG BESTIE SAME!!! chronic insomniac since 2016 😌

i have a feeling skittles is enjoying aldrich’s camouflaged freak out a little too much and you know what? good for her. this is retribution.

‘sorry, too much whiskey’ see, this is why i don’t understand rich people. why you drinking whiskey before lunch carter? 🤨 i appreciate the commitment to the aesthetic but if you can’t handle your liquor, please, just order an apple juice, the fuck?

‘i will not be blackmailed like this’ are you though? like are you? i don’t think you’re in any position to threaten, babes. she has the upper hand and by a fucking mile. you’re just a cockroach.

‘i have you’re nephew’s heart. i wonder which one would make more noise if we put a knife through it.’ GO OFF DREAM, THAT’S AN INSANE QUOTE!!!

‘oh i want you to sleep less than me’ coming from an insomniac, this is the ultimate threat. anything less than 3 hours in the long run will kill you.

noooooo skittles, please, i know you’re in therapy, but is your therapist good? you need some serious help with this trauma, it’s baaaaad

billy and skittles are so soft omg i’m crying. ok wait no, why is billy suggesting to teach her how to torture someone????

‘do you want that in your conscience?’ ‘you are my conscience, skittles’ OMG JUST KISS ALREADY JESUS FUCK.

not skittles being surprised that krista hates her like she was the biggest bitch anyone can come across. love you, skittles, but you were abrasive as fuck (as you should though)

OMG THE GLOW IN THE DARK PEN ON THE PAINTING 😭 y’all, this is love right here. how can they be so blind. it would’ve been the same if she had written ‘i love you more than i love myself’ like????

i love them so much. your fics make me soft and an emotional mess 💛 love you dream!

ps : happy ides of march people

Ooooh my God that's so heartwarming love! ❤❤ I want oneeee😂❤

Aldrich is actually a villain in the Iron Man movies! 😈

Skittles definitely has ptsd and I think imagining Billy is the only thing that calms her down when she panics 💔😭

Oh negatives do not cancel out each other, Skittles can be a handful when she feels like it 😈😂

She was definitely enjoying that!

I feel like Carter was nervous to introduce them 😏

Aaaaaa I'm so happy to hear that you liked that quote honeeeey! 😱❤ Skittles learned how to threaten people from Billy 😈

"anything less than 3 hours in the long run will kill you." Wait, pause is that a thing??? I get like 3 hours of sleep at night 😶

Billy has no problem with that at all😈❤ He is in looooove 😈

She really tried to play it innocent 😂

They are in love AND in denial 😂😂😂

Love you so much honeeeey, this is so so sweet of you, thank you so much! 😱❤❤