#they’re so stupid I love them

[dirtgrubber]

the drinking games are getting out of hand…

from Of Saints and Sinners by the ever-talented @morningstarwrites

[mediumgayitalian]

Plink.

“Psst, hey! Nico!”

Plink. Plink.

“Nico! You up?”

Plink.

Plink plink plink. Plink —

“What in the world,” Nico hisses, yanking open his window, “is going — oh.” He blinks. “Will?”

Will grins. “Hi.”

“What are you doing here?”

“I was in the neighbourhood,” he says, voice not nearly quiet enough for someone who is at direct risk of being devoured. “Thought I’d drop by. Can I come in?”

If Nico were smart, he would say no, actually, it’s like four in the godsdamn morning, go the hell back to your cabin. What is wrong with you.

Instead, he says, “We live in the same neighbourhood, dweeb-face, this is a camp,” and opens his window all the way. Will grins at him, wide and glinting in the dark, and yanks himself in head-first, somersaulting onto the floor and staying there, sprawled on the polished marble floors.

“Hi,” he says again, grin shifting into something more crooked.

Nico breaks away, hiding a smile with rolled eyes. “You’re ridiculous.”

“It’s ridiculous to want to see you?”

“Before dawn? Yes!”

“Aw.” He settles against the ground, tucking his hands behind his head and letting half lidded eyes trace over Nico’s form, over the sleepy shape of him. Nico shivers. “I was awake, you know. I dreamt of you.”

Cool the fresh hell down, Nico screams at his brain. Out loud, he says, “Shut the fuck up,” and ignores Will’s snickering. How dare he, honestly. For someone who gets clowned as often as he does he is not nearly humble enough. Apollonian genes, indeed.

“What, you don’t dream of me?”

When Will lies, his throat swells up and he breaks out in hives. Nico is at the top of the leaderboard for getting the reaction out of him, with Cecil at a close second and Kayla no slouch in third place. Will is highly manipulable. It’s a good time for everyone around (even Chiron, who is, to his own irritation, lumbering behind at spot #42).

Nico, however, has no such holdups. Nor is he inclined, at any point in time, to fluff up Will’s ego, no matter how he looks when he’s cocky. Nico has self control. Mostly. (Well, at times.)

“Of course not. My subconscious would never do that to me.”

“You’re mean to me, di Angelo.”

“You like it.”

Nico watches, fascinated, as Will’s loudmouth snaps right shut; as his face burns sacred cow right in the low light of the cabin, as he squirms.

“Oh,” he says, gleefully.

“Can it, di Angelo —”

“Oh ho ho ho —”

“I’m gonna curse your ass with haiku disorder, do you know what that is, ‘cause I’ll show you, dickhead —”

Nico crouches down and pokes Will hard in the cheek, and he doesn’t even flinch — he just goes redder. Nico guffaws.

“Dude! Have some — dignity, oh my —”

“Shut up! Shut up! You’re so horrible, gods, I am leaving —”

“Oh, come here.” Will is dragged easily from the windowsill, because he is a big fat faker. There are actual claw marks on the infirmary door from the last time Austin brought Nyssa to drag him out.

“I don’t wanna stay where I’m unwanted,” he laments, bouncing on the bed when Nico shoves him. He takes the inch Nico gives him and burrows deeply under the blankets, throwing a melodramatic hand over his eyes. Nico rolls his own eyes, hoping if he rolls then hard enough Will can tell regardless of whether or not he’s looking, and crawls in after him. He makes sure to kick him at least thrice. “I can take a hint, you know.”

“Medical arts were the wrong career path for you. It’s not too late, you know. I’m sure you could shadow Nicholas Cage or something —”

“I am going to kill you with hammers —”

Nico evades gus clumsy attacks with ease, snickering as he pins him to the bed, smirking when he gives up fighting with a huff.

“I’m glad you came when you couldn’t sleep,” Nico says, after a moment for them to catch their breath. “But the point of that agreement is for you to then shut the fuck up and sleep. Here. So.”

“I’m trying,” Will grumbles. “But you’re being mean and it’s crushing my soul. How am I supposed to sleep with a crushed soul?”

“Oh my gods.”

“Okay, okay! Put the pillow away, jeez, I’m sorry. Meanie.”

Nico rolls his eyes again, settling down next to him. Will takes longer to settle, because he’s annoying, but right before Nico is ready to smack the shit out of him again, he calms down, burrowing stilling once he’s turned on his side.

“…Thank you.”

“Whatever, goober. Go to sleep.”

The smile is obvious in his voice. “Goodnight, Nico.”

“Goodnight, Will.”

“In the morning can we —”

“Goodnight, William.”

“Okay, okay. Night.” He pauses. “Love you.”

Nico shoved his grinning face into his pillow. “Love you too.”

[mosscore-real]

Forgot I had tumblr, enjoy my current hyperfixation

[elizakai]

hopping on the nightmare being oblivious to new language usage headcanon

[dizzycycl0ne]

i love how loud the lost boys are with all their jewellery and shit

they’re all walking around like jingle jangle little gay boy i can hear you coming from miles away

[iouchickens]

Them fr fr

Original

[shutupkayle]

villain au where Hotguy keeps kidnapping grian bc he has a big fat crush on him and is absolutely hopeless at flirting. grian is just a Guy who works at a bakery or something and is so Over his shenanigans because it happens so often. Like 3 times a week often. Eventually Scar runs into him as himself and Grian is immediately drawn to the beautiful silly man who buys a little something extra for his cat every time he stops by at the bakery and Scar is SHOCKED because he had never even considered that Grian would like him if he wasn’t someone big and important like hotguy.

idk I love hotguy shenanigans and I watched megamind (again) and now this is stuck in my brain lmaooo

[soulfullives]

“alright, evans?” james shouted, a sprint in his step to catch up with lily.

lily looked up at him from under her eyelashes, a small smile tugging at the corners of her lips.

“off to where?” he asked, tucking his books under his arm and deciding to accompany lily to wherever she was heading.

“oh, you know, rounds. which you should know, considering the fact that you’re the head boy.”

“touché,” james chuckled, “but i was a bit, ah, caught up in other things,” he added, looking at lily’s hair bouncing on her shoulders as she walked.

“of course you were,” lily rolled her eyes, smiling. “you’re always busy with so many things, i wonder how you can manage,” she moaned, sarcasm dripping from her voice. “things of such high importance; for example, quidditch, pranks, and the aftermath, detention, and then… more pranks?”

james laughed, putting the hand that wasn’t holding his textbooks up. “you caught me,” he said, right as they turned left down a corridor. “listen, i had a question i wanted to ask you.”

lily looked at him, putting her hands on her hips as she stopped in front of him. “go on.”

“are you free tonight?” he asked, running a hand through his hair nonchalantly.

she raised an eyebrow. “i have a meeting with the slug club,” she answered.

“ah, old slughorn’s a master at cockblocking,” james shrugged, giving her a superior smirk as he rubbed at his glasses with his shirt. lily gasped, then laughed. “i’m kidding. well, then, are you free the next hogsmeade weekend? wondered if you wanted to join me for a butterbeer. or puddifut’s. whatever you like better.”

lily snorted. “are b— sirius and the rest of your friends going to be there, too?”

“nope,” he quickly added, slightly popping his p, “just the two of us.”

“alright then,” her words came out of her mouth after she had already turned her back at him, hiding her smile. “it’s a date?”

“it’s a date,” he grinned, holding the door open for her.

[arlertlx]

based on that one part in ep 2

[xxl4vend3rxx]

Rengoku: Tengen is my closest comrade and companion! I love him dearly and would gladly fight anyone who hates him or says anything of the sort!

*later that day*

Tengen: Sometimes I hate myself, man.

Rengoku: *balling hands into fists while crying* Okay you beautiful bastard, let’s go.

[cowboylikesel]

„we don’t need a key😌we’re firefighters😁“ YOU MEAN BREAKING AND ENTERING????

[constellama]

my stupid malevolent headcanon is that John is right handed and Arthur is left handed so when Arthur lost control of his left hand he literally couldn’t write anything but John is only comfortable with his right hand except he can only control Arthur’s left hand. So they’re both suffering.

[mpreg-ask-blog]

Derpy losers

I also made (non-cannon) design ideas for the babies but idk if I should add them or not.

[idlechili]

you know how vampires have to count salt and whatnot because they’re vampires? well i wanted to draw that but with Kas Eddie because these guys are still on my mind

[the-sea-merchant]

When the men at the function are divorced…

You ever fall so far deep into art block you come out the other side going back to your roots (oc x canon)?

Anyway have some farmer Aster and Shane watching old horror movies. Are they divorced? Yes. Is Shane complaining? Yes. Does Aster not give a damn and invite himself to their food and couch? Absolutely.

I finally found an old horror movie I used to be obsessed with as a kid, so I’m bestowing that trait onto Aster.. He absolutely has a stack of horror movie DVDs he left at Marnie’s from before Shane moved in with him.

Jas was only a lil guy when the whole Shane and Aster getting married thing happened, so she barely remembers him, but given how much of a shady jerk Aster is, he’d definitely be able to charm the kid into thinking he was the coolest guy in Pelican Town.

Shane hates it. Jas has also taken an unfortunate liking to horror movies, even if it means she has trouble sleeping.

[lakelilacloser]

danvid being silly for @yellowanz :]