#they’re so mad and it’s so fucking funny
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evanoshiix · 2 days ago
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I love Fwhip in your AU! Need to see him interact with the rest of the team. He would be so fucking grumpy every time one of these idiots gets hurt
Yay, so glad ppl like him!
Funny little possible interactions/tidbits:
Every time somebody gets hurt, he does act bothered/annoyed and grumpy about it as if it’s making him work, but it’s affectionate and they all know he does care about them
When they get seriously injured, he scolds them a lot, but it’s clear worry and he does stay with them until they feel better
When Grian first joined, fWhip was the first person to actually treat him like a proper teammate/not act so suspicious of him and he eventually convinced Gem and Etho to trust him as well (not Joel tho, Joel’s a whole other story)
The other members of the team have offered to cut his hair for him because it’s a mess and very much past due for a haircut but he always denies them and insists that he would not trust them with a pair of scissors near his head even if it depended on his like (he’s exaggerating and he just doesn’t wanna say he actually likes the long messy hair because it makes him look “like a mad mechanic from the movies”)
He loves making upgrades to the car and he talks Joel through them while he’s doing it. The car is Joel’s baby so he used to sit in the room while fWhip worked when they first met to make sure he didn’t fuck it up. Now he keeps keeping him company just because they’ve both grown fond of it.
It took the others a while to realize fWhip’s actual competence, and eventually they just couldn’t deny it seeing how many times he’s saved their asses.
He made them proper communication devices/ear pieces (they used to use shitty walkie talkies) and he has one as well so he can give them advice and so he knows what happening. He’s their getaway driver (aka when they’re in trouble he swoops in with the car and picks them up and rushes away. He is the only other person Joel allows to consistently drive the car. Gem SOMETIMES gets permission. Etho and Grian are banned. BigB never wanted to.)
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jesus-said-chill · 2 months ago
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I miss watcher weekly+ because it gave us incredible bts stories like these
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ssruis · 4 months ago
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I love LSH so much it’s genuinely one of the funniest events in the entire game but I think one of my favorite things is toya getting so mad at akito (because he’s largely unrepentant about failing) & then when he finds out his older brother figure failed a class he literally does not give a fuck. Zero reaction. I know this is because he knows tsukasa has already had his 46 allotted Fits about it and will be hitting the books hard but imagining akito’s face when he realizes toya is not concerned abt tsukasa’s studying and is only being a hard ass about his studying is so funny to me. Tsukasa could go “yeah I’m just gonna cram for this exam” & toya would go “I believe in you tsukasa senpai” but if akito said that exact same thing Toya would be So Pissed.
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gods-favorite-autistic · 3 months ago
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I feel like a lot of fantasy high parents are just like yeah in the context of the fact that it’s 1 a comedy show and 2 a dnd suburbia combo a lot of this stuff is normal for who these people and how they raise and interact with their kids but oh my god that is fucked up
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lichqueenlibrarian · 1 month ago
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They’re divorced
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qrcane · 1 year ago
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Today does not feel like a great day to support red team wrongs :((
^The statement above does not include hiding the npc because that’s just objectively funny
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chaotic-minds-think-alike · 2 years ago
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Ok ok I’m posting it I’m posting the gay r obotsr me me when red & blue characters moment also this video is the entire song so like yk for idk 4 minutes worth of this crap
Also I made this like 2 months ago and I think I was having an insanity moment so that’s why it’s very lazily made like yk when you have insane ideas but nothing but animating it gets your point across??? Yeah
(song is Air Catcher by Twenty One Pilots)
Also explaining the story below:
After Eight wakes up from his void trauma induced coma, he catches up with his local group. They all welcome him overwhelmingly but one stands out from the other two, Early Warning. He had great interest in the ordeals Eight faced. A bit too much that it led to some serious fuck ups later on.
They begin to chat a lot more one on one and loved to share their newest innovations with each other. Eight greatly valued any support he could get to fix himself and vice versa with Warning, being that he’s actively sinking into a sinkhole unfortunately. They grew very close. So close that Eight eventually confessed to feeling… more. Eight asked Warning to help him, to help reverse the damage his ancients had caused him. He was incredibly serious asking this because the last time he put great trust in someone, he nearly died. Warning accepts the offer and this is actually the first time he visits his can.
Well… Warning was still very invested in the void related issues Eight faced because he was on the cusp of abandoning The Great Problem. When he went into his conflux to repair the majorly damaged components, he snooped around and read some neurons. Because Eight sustained heavy damage to his conflux, the sudden reading of these damaged neurons caused him to seize up for a moment and he was PISSED. Eight, at the time, was still heavily into his lizard research and thus released his specimens into his structure regardless if they were to cause damage to himself. Think like an immune response. The lizards would find Warning on his way out trying to escape and maul him to death, destroying this travel puppet.
(Not pictured but after the decommission of this travel puppet, Warning wakes back up in his own structure and just… lies there. He felt horrible.)
And so, Eight enters another period of isolation. He would block any private communications from everyone. He cut off all contacts with Warning but remained part of the local group broadcasts. He would talk very little, if at all. Many cycles would pass and many overseers were lost to Eight’s unrelenting anger. Despite his toxic emotions, he kept the eyes of the overseers. There was something he couldn’t let go of, something he didn’t want to let go of. Something about Warning reminded him of the golden era, when the ancients were still around, when he could still exchange banter with his engineers. There was something more to it that he refused to acknowledge.
Time dragged on and on and he grew to be more and more guilty. He sustained this anger from a certain someone, an unfortunate fingerprint left behind, but despite that he was incredibly emotional about it all. He couldn’t bring himself to prolong the pain much longer. Eventually one of his overseers would visit Warning’s can; he’d apologize almost face to face. He knew what he did, he knew the consequences, he knew as well that Warning’s travel puppets aren’t nearly as durable. He missed their chats and the time they spent together because without it, it’d remind him of that crushing pain he felt knowing his engineers would soon be gone. He hates being alone.
And finally, things might just turn out okay. Warning, although not pictured, accepts his apology. He’d tell him it was his mistake, that he’s older and he should’ve known better. Things might actually become better.
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Respecting Eight’s wishes, they are very reserved about their relationship. Eight feels that he’s being too vulnerable to let anyone else know how he feels, although occasionally Warning will publicly jab at him to get a response.
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hana-bobo-finch · 8 days ago
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I fucking hate miya I fucking hate miya I fucking hate miya I FUCKING HATE HER SO MUCH I HATE HER SO FUCKINH MUCH someone is gonna have to sedate me before I EXPLODE
#hey look it’s one of those rare times I post about roots and not PDBC#I fucking hate miya have I mentioned that already#she makes me SO MAD so FUCKING MAD she’s the worst character#finally caved in and read the previously-lost-media-pages that explain what her deal is due to my brother’s constant begging for me to do so#(I was going to do it on my Own time but I’m sick of being pestered about it)#and I hate her even MORE holy shit#genuinely trying to tone down my language so this post doesn’t get marked as mature or something#she is SUCH A BITCH SHE I CANT STAND HERUHLSIHIUSNUSLINSUILUNLSNDLUNDNUIDL#don’t go read roots to see why I hate her. don’t do it genuinely don’t do it you’ll get pissed off#MIYAAAAAA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕AAUUGHHHHH#I know this post won’t make sense to anyone I just need to get it all out because screaming makes my throat hurt#and full disclosure I Did scream about it. I got very heated over it (this is normal behavior) (no it’s not’#my brother has the NERVE to say she’s like leif. they are nothing LIKE each other#miya will be the end of me I hate her So Much#have I mentioned that she was needlessly rude to Kurt like wha the fuck#Kurt did nothing wrong and she just was so mean to him for no reason. appalling behavior#this bitch miya has the nerve to act all morally superior to everyone else when she’s just as bad#something something glass houses something something the entire conflict is Miya’s fault#roots my beloved but also I have never felt this much genuine hatred for a fictional character before#she legitimately caused the main conflicts‼️ she’s horrible!! and not even in a funny way!!#I’m not gonna pretend finch isn’t a total jackass just because I think he’s funny alright? he is#but he’s ENTERTAINING he at least DOES HIS JOB AS A JACKASS well#I Love villains but not when they’re ACTING LIKE THEYRE NOT ONE. COUGH COUGH MIYYYAAA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#miya is such a horrid. horrid thing#I’m needlessly heated over this but this hatred has been brewing for a year now#exactly a year now in fact. happy one year anniversary of the start of my unhealthy hatred of this fictional character#I need to calm down I need to calm the FUCK down#she is SO STUPID like ACTUALLY she could’ve fixed the cause of the main conflict before it even happened#but she Didn’t she DIDNT I need to CALM DOWN#if miya has zero haters then I am dead
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moonrosegirl · 12 days ago
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I will literally never forgive Yuji Endo and Katsuyuki Sumizawa for the episode Usagi in Tears: A Glass Slipper for My Birthday.
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seventh-district · 1 month ago
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#vent#vent post#cw negative#Seven’s Public Diary#wish i wasn’t so fucking worthless and useless and stupid and selfish and mean#i am just so goddamn sick of my own bullshit. but i never change#i’m so tired of being weighed down by my 56492 mental illnesses. i don’t like being like this#my sleep schedule is so fucked up again and im tired of this constant cycle#this constant fight and endless effort to stay on a goddamn routine#all i want for christmas is a goddamn consistent sleep schedule#i hate sleeping through the day and being up all night but it’s like my body was fucking built for that or something#i don’t like it!! i want to be an early bird who goes to bed at 8pm and wakes up before the sun rises!!! but im the exact opposite!!!!!!!#i wish i just didn’t need to sleep at all. that would be the ideal. so many problems would be solved.#no i Really wish i just had the ability to fall asleep and wake up whenever i actually Want To instead of my body calling the shots#fell asleep at 9 this morning and im so mad that i didn’t get up when i was woken up at 11#a 2hr nap would’ve been fine and i would’ve made it through the rest of the day and been able to fucking sleep again tonight#but noOOooOoOo i had to give in to the allure of my warm cozy bed and fall back asleep for 9 more goddamn hours#now once again im too awake and rested to be able to go back to sleep. but once morning rolls around im gonna be exhausted again#and i’ll either give in and attempt to take a ‘nap’ and it’ll turn into a 12hr sleep again#or i’ll have to like. walk laps around the fucking house just to keep myself awake through the day#and i’ll be super irritable as a result and make everyone around me miserable too#but everyone is already beyond fed up with my issues and behavior. rightly so i guess. so i lose either way#god there was so much stuff i was gonna/supposed to do today#i don’t know how much longer they’re gonna put up with me being such a deadbeat#you think that’d like. motivate me to get my shit together or something but no. i’m addicted to being unconscious i guess#sleep feels so fucking good. until i wake up. which is funny bc it’s all nightmares and stress dreams anyway. why do i even enjoy sleeping#i guess bc for the first few hours after waking up i experience some modicum of relief from my other mental illnesses’ symptoms#like a soft reset.#and it’s the Only thing that gets rid of my migraines so god forbid i get one of those bc then i Have to sleep regardless of the time of day#anyways! :) that’s enough whining for one vent post. time to go do something productive
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proudfreakmetarusonikku · 2 years ago
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still find it so funny that ppl think that memoryless c!prime aren’t just recreating exile 2 bc like. literally the start of planned lore (as bits at the time but it developed into the lore we have today) was c!dream deciding wow my friend is cool but y’know what would be cooler if I had complete control over his actions and held something he loved hostage like c!prime cannot be healthy friends and turning them into blank slates doesn’t fix that bc c!dreams literal first act as a character was needing an unhealthy amount of control over c!tommy because he was a bit of a bitch to him. these characters could have whatever the fuck memories and that’s not gonna change the fact a control freak who hates change and an impulsive rebel who hates stagnancy are fundamentally incompatible in like any sort of actually healthy friendship!
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dykenav · 1 year ago
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someone needs to take me on a fishing trip that spiritually restores me and mysteriously heals me of all trauma and mental illness symptoms like the one derek took cristina on in season 7 of grey’s anatomy
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mars-ipan · 1 year ago
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man. strangers you don’t know but have heard stories about are wild
#marzi speaks#my brother has 3 roommates right#i’ve never met any of ‘em#but i’ve heard stories about them and they’ve heard stories about me#they all have a solid case of young adult man syndrome. aka casual bigotry and self hatred that they’re hopefully working through#and i am an incredibly queer person with radical values#so they think i’m crazy. and i want to meet them So Badly#bc 1. i don’t scare a lot of people. i am harmless. i want a power trip#and 2. one of the best ways to teach people to overcome bias is to introduce them to the ‘enemy’ and have them realize they’re actually-#-super chill people who don’t mean any harm#but i just found out. a few hours ago. courtesy of my brother#that one of them has made jokes along the lines of#‘if your sister comes around let me know i’ll defend us’#and MAKING A HAND MOTION LIKE HE IS HOLDING A METAL PIPE WITH WHICH TO ATTACK ME?????#so now like. NEW FEELINGS#1. holy shit i’m scary enough to this dude to be considered a physical threat??? it is gonna be SO funny when i meet him#2. BRO WHAT THE FUCK?????#like man. my brother’s going thru some self confidence shit so i’m not really mad at him but BRO. DEFEND MY HONOR A LITTLE BIT MAN???#anyways. i do not think my brother would introduce me to someone who would follow through on that threat#so! i’m still excited to meet them :3#i might wear my leather jacket + doc martens though. gonna be so queer#maybe bring the army hat as an olive branch lmao. but i’m gonna keep it lighthearted in general
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seaoreos · 1 year ago
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the funniest thing about being bi and having a self-shipper partner + qpp who are both mainly/exclusively attracted to men is that when they see a neat woman they immediately look at me and go ‘bee you should selfship with her’ I love it
#sea thoughts#I’m some form of Demiro I think so crushes are hard to come by and especially ones that stick#so it makes me kinda sad in a way bc I wanna have fun and kiss fictional guys too!#I mean I already kind of do. Moxxi Borderlands is… c.cool#and also Holly and Butler :o) it’s polyamory btw. So cool#also I kind of wanna make an oc to kiss Mama amnesty?? That would be fun. I like her#why do I have like. A specific thing for women with thick southern accents who have butch swag.#I could also kiss Aubrey n Hollis too methinks.#also weirdly enough I have the instinct to ship my adventure time oc Princess wizard with raggedy princes??#she deserves someone who will listen to her poetry#I think it’s pretty neat :o)#also the Mad Moxxi kissing would be ESPECIALLY FUNNY considering my boys selfship with HANDSOME JACK LMAO#The image of two couples walking side by side and the one person from each looks over at each other in absolute disgust with the#bisexual flag overlayed on top of them and an arrow pointing to them that reads ‘exes’. It’s that#the oc concept I have is a . I don’t remember the name for mushroom specific biologist rn but they’re that#That almost fucking died and fused with a sentient mushroom colony. Normal Pandora moment#they met Moxxi (before almost dying) because they went to her bar for (and guess what)#A PLACE TO WORK WHERE THEY WOULDNT BE BOTHERED LMAO#THEY JUST LIKED THE BG NOISE AND WERE LIKE “ok well I mean. It’s moxxi’s. People are here for… reasons. If I just sit all the way in the#back here where it’s dim people will leave me alone.”#And I think they end up staying til closing and moxxi almost misses the fact they’re there before she’s like “???who tf is this lanky littl#nerd doing WORK back here?? AT MAD ME’S?? HELLO?”#ohbmu god they’re rhack but yuri and less toxic. That was on accident. Oh my god#anyways something something a line from a fic I read once#”the only people allowed in the back room at Moxxi’s were either very generous donators or people who were as cute as a button”#Um. Yea#If you know what fic it is don’t look at me#I’m 18 now I do what I want. Bitch#Anywaysss back 2 work
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bibleofficial · 1 year ago
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won at monopoly against 2 of the girlies despite constantly being in jail & having no money, and finishing off w a roll of 10 after getting out of jail stealing the free parking 😭😭
#stream#ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLSK#LITERALLY I WAS SO MAD I PASSED GO LIKE 5x TOTAL I WAS JUST COCNSTANLTY IN FUCKING JAIL#NOT EVEN FROM THE CARD BC I KEPT LANDING ON GO TO JAIL 😭😭😭😭#girl …..#ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLS#queen was SOOOO MAD#he had 3 of the railroads (girl he literally has the rupauls monopoly 😭😭) so it was whatever ‘charms’ or something & i had the last & REFUSE#D TO SELLL ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLA#‘u won w ur shrude business practices’ ALSKALSKALKSLSMDLA NO BITCH ITS BC IM BROKE AS FUCK & CANT AFFORD TO KEEP LANDING ON U 😭😭😭😭#LIKE … THIS IS 100$ A POP !!!!!!!#barely makin it back w u landing on mine …#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLSKSLAKSLAKSLAM#he’s just soooooo competitive#oh my god ok and u wanna KNOW how he got the 3 ? so his girlie JANICE was like ‘ok so NOBODY is ALLOWED to have ALL 4 !!!’ & then queen has#2 janice has 1 & ive 1 & queen goes hey girl .. i’ll give u this green property & 100$ for that railroad :) & she immediately goes ‘DEAL :D’#ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLA LIKE BITCH WHAT !!!!!!! NOW HE HAS 3 OF THEM 😭😭😭😭 IT WAS UR IDEA NOT TO ALLOW HIM TO HAVE IT ALSKALKSLAKSLAKLAKSLAKSLAK#GIRL !!!!!!!!!!!!#they’re both so fucking FUNNY#oh my god then we went to get sushi & there was some music on & he was trying to figure out what the corus was saying & then it comes on#for a sec & he says what he thinks he’s saying but then the song stopped & i went ‘actually … i think it’s off’ & he looked at me like the#guy in bee movie looking at the girl like u know the >:E in DISGUST#ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKLAM#girl it was so fucking FUNNY HE WAS SOOOOOOO OFFENDED HE HATES MY SHITTY JOKES SO MUCH THEYRE SO DUMB 😭😭😭😭😭
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moxie-girl · 2 years ago
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having an ena shinonome kinnie moment rn (posted a piece of art that got 3 likes and am abt to snap bc of it)
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