#they’re not just big dogs
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I have an unhealthy love for horses but jesus christ every horse is NOT your friend. encountering a random horse alone is NOT a safe thing, and it sure as fuck is not a magical horse whisperer moment. horses can absolutely kill you and they will if they’re aggressive, for any reason. they will bite, kick, and chase. the ‘fight’ of ‘fight or flight’ exists in more horses than you want to believe. horse girls need to start taking these animals seriously and respect the danger of a horse you don’t know.
#g talks#horses#you don’t have to be terrified#but use some goddamn common sense#don’t try to fucking pet it#avoid it at all costs#and keep your eye on it#jfc it’s not your bestie#a horse you don’t know should be treated as if it’s a wild animal#because to you it might as well be#they’re not just big dogs#even then that’s a bad analogy#bc just look up dog attacks#mine#/mobile#/okay to reblog
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rahhhh dtiys forrrrr: @lotus-pear
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#lotuspear5kdtiys#I went overboard#I haven’t done one of these since middle school#it’s a lot of fun not having original thoughts and just draw#congrats btw!!#hands are very fun#my style has been all over the place but I do what I do#big scary bad skk#they’re so cool#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#skk#bsd#soukoku#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bsd fanart#myart
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been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers 💕 they’re like bugs to me
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gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins
#my post#my art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#oh boy here we go#zedaph#tangotek#bdoubleo100#bdubs#rendog#falsesymmetry#stressmonster101#iskall85#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#WHY are there so MANYYY (<- is the one who drew that many)#anyways i love them they’re so…………#also just for the record i have Peaked with that lil ouppy rendog just LOOK AT HIMMM#i will never draw anything better than that he’s literally perfect#don’t. don’t worry about how long it took to draw one tiny thing it definitely wasn’t embarrassingly long struggling with dog legs#i’m also really proud of horsegirl bdubs giving his horf a big ol ‘MWAH!’ but that’s just because that one’s real cute :)#but yeah this was just a lil somethin somethin i poked at whenever i was in a Mood and needed something to draw forrr however many months#i tried challenging myself to draw hermits i probably wouldn’t much otherwise :)#it was fun i love designing my interpretations of various skins#it was really funny tho how i was fighting for my LIFE drawing zed and meanwhile ren and stress turned out perfect first try#was that purely on me for giving him wool and a terrible angle to draw a face at?#……..yeah probably but STILL#but i’m really pleased with how he turned out so 100% worth it babyyy#anyways posting this so i’ll stop poking at it i’ve gone ‘okay it’s Officially Done’ like 5 times now lol i need to leave it alone#POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON A LAYER AND DIDN’T NOTICEEE IF YOU SAW THE OG POST NO YOU DIDN’T
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Southlands polycule but noones really sure who’s in the polycule and who isn’t
#Impulse kissing Mumbo and Mumbo being like ‘oh damn didn’t realise he was part of it cool’#that clip of Martyn walking in on Mumbo complimenting Grians backside and being like ‘wait he’s not in the polycule-‘#Jimmy didn’t even realise there was a polycule he thought they were all just flirting with him for fun#Grian WAS flirting for fun and then caught feelings#you ask any of them who’s dating who and they’re just like ‘man idk’#queer ass group full of polyamory but the lines are so fucking blurred#only official label is ahasbands being married#the rest is a mess and a half#slash pos#(they’re all okay with it they don’t mind they said at the start of the alliance they don’t care about what happens romance wife)#Martyn’s a little possessive tho bless him#thats just Martyn in general though#his king his husband his soulmate his mean gill his big dog. his his his#traffic shipping#trafficshipping#life series#Grumbo#ahasbands#grimpulse#mumpulse#solidwood#solidmumbo#solidarian#lemontree#woodpulse#idk ship names bro#the southlands#southlanders#poly southlands#last life
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i think cas would get super into crafting, especially as something to do when he doesn’t sleep, so he learns to knit or crochet until he has a full closet and then he’s making things for dean and sam so you get dean winchester on a wendigo case stoically wearing a lumpy grandma sweater with a few holes and what are probably bees but cas hasn’t gotten very good at designs yet. once he gets good at tapestry yarn work, maybe he starts working protection sigils and symbols into things he makes as well. i just like to imagine it.
(bonus: cas learning how to make stuffed animals and amigurumi so he very seriously presents people with little strangely shaped creatures that could be bears and cats, but just as likely be monsters or demons of some sort )
#castiel#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#sam winchester#destiel#headcanon#fanfiction#crochet#dean winchester is just whipped enough to put up with it#how can he resist his cutie patootie friend#giving him the most hideous clothes imaginable#and they’re so so warm#perhaps imbued with a little angel pixie dust#a little magic#i was gonna make this just a destiel post#but i like the thought of cas giving sam very very large chunky sweaters#a few sizes too big bc he doesn’t know sam’s measurements besides TALL#with fun little designs like dogs and a moose (or so sam assumes. it’s a little wonky)
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shhh, he’s sleeping! 💤
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#cageblind#johnshi#johnny cage#kenshi takahashi#mortal kombat#mk#ugh I hate (love) them so much!!!!#johnny is just a big ol dog he curls up into a ball on kenshi’s lap and stays there for 5 hours#kenshi puts up with it because he loves him#they’re so silly ugh!!! Ew!!!!#sorry I’m rambling now. Cageblind <3
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Look, I love BBC Merlin and how they told the lore, but I’m a sucker for the relationship between Arthur and Mordred in the mythology. Specifically, I love how Mary Stewart (author of The Arthurian Saga**) and Nancy Springer (author of I Am Mordred**) wrote about the father/son relationship between them. So naturally, my brain has been conjuring up how I can include that in my Flipping the Coin au.
Since the main premise is Merlin died/Arthur lives, and now Arthur is the one waiting for Merlin to come back, things would stay consistent with canon up to the last episode (when Merlin flips the coin of their destiny and sacrifices himself so Arthur can live and thus stop Camlann from happening altogether). Which is where this idea will start:
Gwen is barren. She and Arthur never have kids. Eventually, everyone Arthur knows and loves dies. He can’t rule Camelot forever, and after Gwen’s death, he no longer wants to, so he fakes his death and wanders off figure out why he’s still here. He never gets an answer for that. Arthur spends the next millennium waiting. He keeps living. He meets people, experiences things he’d never experienced before, and learns things he’d never dreamed of learning. He can’t stay anywhere long, or else suspicions will rise, but he gets to see the world change, how technology advances, and witness humans continuing to be humans. When war breaks out, he joins the battle. It’s familiar. The rush of adrenaline is the same whether he’s wielding a sword or a gun. Only, he can’t see the enemy’s face anymore.
Peace comes again. At some point, he sleeps with a woman, and she happens to become pregnant. Bisexual disaster that he is, he’s had all sorts of partners from both sexes, but has never had this happen, even before the advent of reliable birth control. Later, he’ll learn her name is Morgause. She doesn’t look like the Morgause he knew before, nor does she act like her, but her name haunts him. After the baby is born, she gives him to Arthur, says she has no intentions of being a mother, and leaves. The last thing she had said to him was the baby’s name.
Mordred.
That night, Arthur holds Mordred and weeps.
There is irony in his son being named Mordred. First, in that the legends surrounding him, Merlin, Camelot, the Knights of the Round Table, and all of it, had long ago decided Mordred was his son. And two, in a retelling of that legend, it had aptly phrased what he sensed was happening now. Granted, he isn’t a sorcerer, he doesn’t have magic, so he can’t support his feeling with anything other than he’d been around a long time and knew to his very core that it was true. Mordred’s birth is a signal of the beginning of the end.
Fatherhood brings him a new sense of purpose. Gone are the days of loneliness and drudgery. Every day with Mordred brings a new light into his life. Each smile is a miracle. Seeing Mordred experience things for the first time brings a new appreciation. Being there to watch him grow makes time fly like it never has before. But Arthur is afraid. He doesn’t want to be his father. He doesn’t know how to be a father, or what the right way to do it is. In all the years he’s been on the Earth, he’s never known a man who could concretely say, “This is the way to raise a son,” and actually reap the fruits of their efforts. Too frequently, he’d seen sons grow outside of the visions their fathers molded for them and receive only disappointment and disdain in return. So he was afraid, because he too had been that son.
*cue a series of fluffy father/son one shots of Arthur raising Mordred until Merlin comes back, takes one look, and is is like WTF????? No, I won’t have Mordred for a step son >:(*
**Mary Stewart and Nancy Springer have several other works, not just the stories I mentioned. The ones mentioned are the ones I’m pulling inspiration from ^^
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Guinevere’s barrenness is not a headcanon I typically subscribe to for BBC Merlin. My headcanon is that after Arthur’s death, Gwen gives birth, and their child eventually succeeds her as ruler.
I’ve always seen Mordred’s appearance as the harbinger of Arthur’s downfall. Thus, the reason for the plot bunnies in my brain going crazy with this idea of how I could bring him in, still remain mostly canon compliant with BBC Merlin, and build off some of my favorite parts of the lore. (Mandatory disclaimer: for BBC Merlin, I don’t headcanon Mordred as Arthur’s son. But for the mythology, I do wholeheartedly support that canon.)
Arthur’s choice to participate and live once Camelot is gone is a decision to contrast my headcanon of how Merlin handled it. I don’t think Merlin thrived. I think he stayed busy, and tried to remain hopeful, but I think he was anxiously consumed with the anticipation of wondering when Arthur would come back. In this au, Arthur may or may not know that Merlin is supposed to come back (I’m still working on that detail), but he’s always been around others. I think he would seek camaraderie, and companionship, and that he would connect with others but only to a superficial level. I don’t think he’d exist in a void of loneliness. Plus, he doesn’t have the guilt of knowing he failed because the pressure from the prophecy is very one sided *coughcough*causemerlinnevertoldhim*coughcough*
Anyways, that’s enough rambling from me about this. I’ll probably share some snippets of writing next because there are some fantastic scenes coming together in the draft so stay tuned! ;D
#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#mordred#flipping the coin#my drabbles#arthurian mythology will always be my jam#you can tear this au from my cold dead hands but it will live on#merthur#for the Merlin not wanting Mordred as a stepson joke the last Mordred he knew turned on them to join Morgana#as far as Merlin is concerned they’re the same person#he’ll come around eventually once Arthur fills him in on everything#btw Arthur’s son Mordred is unaware of all of this#he’s having to process his dad - who has never really been interested in anybody for any reason - is completely besotted with some guy#once he learns this ‘some guy’ used to be his father’s servant it does not make things better#but by then he’ll have learned enough that it does clear things up#he’s actually a big fan of Merlin#he just wasn’t prepared for love sick puppy dog Arthur 24/7 now that Merlin’s back
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My dream teams 🫶
#trafficblr#MY VISION u see:#the drama queens was originally without Ren but I think he belongs there#the haters is self explanatory I feel#then I went and put all the supposedly chill people in one team#you’d think they’d be normal but they’re actually worse off than everyone else#Grian and impulse I imagine would be trying to ally with everyone else and then just shrug I guess we’re sticking together#and then they have the most brutal of strategies to undermine every other players chances of winning#bdubs and Jimmy would either be the most pleasant duo on this server or the worst to deal with#either they hate each other at the start and they grow to become friendly#or they more good friends at the start and the. grow incredibly against each other until one of them kills the other#and then Martyn and Scar who would do so much lore together and would be worse than the big dogs of last season#bc they enable the non pg-13 content in a sick and twisted yes and /j
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btw shows like dogs in space, super giant robot brothers, and battle kitty have not been officially cancelled. it’s just standard routine that people will assume they’re cancelled after a year or so of radio silence because of netflix’s track record 🤷
#worf opens their big mouth#and unless the creator themselves say so. they’re probably just as in the dark as you are#dogs in space#dogs in space netflix#battle kitty#battle kitty netflix#sgrb#netflix#netflix shows#20#30#edit: i feel like some people misunderstand this post#the creators are left as much in the dark as you are. whether or not their shows will be greenlit is unknown to them until theyre told#it does not always mean the creator are secretly working on another season.
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the thoughts this picture gives me are so insane that even tumblr has sent me an “are you okay” message
#WHEN I TELL YOU#THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THIS PERFECT MAN#maximus can turn me into a traditional woman any day and i don’t even care#he is SO#he’s so BIG AND STRONG AND MANLY#like??? can you imagine if i was actually married to him???#every day i would be drowning in the overwhelming love and affection i have for him#he sits down in a chair like this for 2 seconds and i’m all over him#he would never get any peace#i am in his lap with my legs wrapped around him#just kissing every inch of his skin i can reach#and like???#his hands!!!!#they’re so!! big and strong and capable!!!!#i’m freaking out over how much of his thigh you can see in this picture#LET ME LICK IT I AM BEGGING YOU#no attempts at removing me from the premises today unfortunately#the horniness will not be suppressed#his ARMS#i’m doing him so good we leave permanent imprints on each other’s skin I SWEAR#i want him to just PIN ME TO THE WALL AND LET ME TOUCH HIM OR SMTH#he can take the tunic off and let me kiss every inch of his muscles until he’s all breathless and shivery#OR he can just leave it on literally i will take him any way he wants if#LET ME GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM#screaming about him so loud all my neighbors’ dogs wake up and think the end of the world has come#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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We’re dog sitting for a friend and Azula is so happy she gets to cuddle her little chihuahua friend again
#ibizan hound#zuzabee#her name is Gracie#and she doesn’t normally get to hang with the big dogs bc she’s literally three lbs#and Ponzi is a wrecking ball who thinks Gracie is a squeaky toy#but azula spork and tansy are happy to just chill with her and are much more aware of where they’re stepping
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i think Wade would be a doberman. a bald doberman
#extremely capable of Fucking You Up#they excel at protection and bitesports#tho they’re SO clownish/goofy/squishy with the people close to them#they’re just a little baby dog but also they are biting you biting you biting you#they were originally bred to be a danger to literally anyone outside of Their People#they’re not really that extreme these days but. KEEPING THAT IN MIND i think its very appropriate for#our boy#he loves so big and he bites so hard#he loves u he’d kill for u#AGGGHHHHHH#wade wilson u are so dobe coded to me
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i’m writing a new chapter of a vg several aus fic of mine and i love it so far bc
1: jason gets a good mother figure (sally) who takes both him and his sister in when they’re young and raises them
and 2: jason is a werewolf and i decided that makes him a very clingy (and dramatic) boy. leo is ofc the main victim of his clinginess
#ray rambles#jason grace#valgrace#i love making werewolves just like big dramatic dogs (even in human form)#also leo and jason are teenagers that love distracting the other while they’re working… they never get ANY work done#that’s fine tho they don’t need it#not even halfway done with this fic and i LOVE it#also clingy jason supremacy#also happy jason supremacy who has a loving kind mother :D#jason is slowly dying bc leo hasn’t paid attention to him for ten minutes 😔 leo is SO cruel how could he
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do u think it’s weird for an 18 and 21 yr old to date?
Yeah tbh. These are such big years for us. Me rn at 21 is so different from me at 18. You could argue that there’s a 21 year old out there who’s just as sheltered as an 18 year old—and to that I say probably, because there are exceptions to every case. But most 21 year olds have had more experience w relationships than 18 year olds. I would side eye any 21 year old who’d see it as appealing to date someone who’s 18. Just not appropriate to me
#Am I being harsh like idk#My friends and I know a guy who’s 23 and dating someone who juuust turned 19#And everyone dogs on him for it and thinks it’s weird#And like I Agree bc why are you at the age to be a college senior dating someone who just graduated hs? Idk like 3 years aren’t many but#They’re so big for us bc of the transitions we do during them#I can actually never look at an 18 year old and think I could date them 💀💀#They automatically get little brother zoned I fear#ask
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what if i said a boscage mage version of sonic just forced his way into my brain and now him and mangey are all i can think about for the time being? what then?
#graveyardtxt#rambling time#so basically all i have so far is:#he’s the werehog because yeah#big dog for the win#and he’s pretty much sonic’s big brother mode/protective nature#EXCEPT him and mangey are seperated (mangey is with the scavengers and he’s with thorn)#in my version mangey didn’t mean to follow the scavengers up to the canopy#he just got spooked#while up in the canopy mangey will spend a lot of time looking down at the forest floor hoping that alt sonic will show up#he never does because alt sonic is kinda sorta hiding from him out of shame#(he thinks that mangey is scared of him)#and he just doesn’t like the bright sunlight#basically both brothers think the other hates them and they’re coping in very different ways#he is very protective over the forest too#not as much as thorn is but sonic’s love for nature also shines through in him#i don’t have a name for him#i love him anyways tho#he needs a hug. bro just wants his little brother back and this stupid argument between the two parties to be over#this probably isn’t a very original concept for a boscage maze sonic#but he’s haunting me nonetheless#so i don’t really care#sonic the hedgehog#sonic prime
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i always forget how much i love rottweilers until i meet one again and im like !! oh yea !!
#they’re so cool#next dog is going to be my setter or pointer#but NEXT next dog might have to be a rottie#if it’s not another dane 😂#i just like having a big Fuck You dog around#i like when people leave me and my dog alone
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