#LET ME GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM
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the thoughts this picture gives me are so insane that even tumblr has sent me an “are you okay” message
#WHEN I TELL YOU#THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THIS PERFECT MAN#maximus can turn me into a traditional woman any day and i don’t even care#he is SO#he’s so BIG AND STRONG AND MANLY#like??? can you imagine if i was actually married to him???#every day i would be drowning in the overwhelming love and affection i have for him#he sits down in a chair like this for 2 seconds and i’m all over him#he would never get any peace#i am in his lap with my legs wrapped around him#just kissing every inch of his skin i can reach#and like???#his hands!!!!#they’re so!! big and strong and capable!!!!#i’m freaking out over how much of his thigh you can see in this picture#LET ME LICK IT I AM BEGGING YOU#no attempts at removing me from the premises today unfortunately#the horniness will not be suppressed#his ARMS#i’m doing him so good we leave permanent imprints on each other’s skin I SWEAR#i want him to just PIN ME TO THE WALL AND LET ME TOUCH HIM OR SMTH#he can take the tunic off and let me kiss every inch of his muscles until he’s all breathless and shivery#OR he can just leave it on literally i will take him any way he wants if#LET ME GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM#screaming about him so loud all my neighbors’ dogs wake up and think the end of the world has come#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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MWAH!
#if you're cold they're cold. Let them in#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#scopophobia#monitoring goes hard. had to get this outof my system#congrats deco27 for releasing a new song that sounds like a new song[TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD]#Well my most esteemed oomfs have agreed with me so idc. his discography has been looking up since hao though. i like hao. ^_^#Hi everynyan i got my fucking wisdom teeth out last week i AUUUUGH. FUUUUUCK. MY LIFE#Its fjne. Its fine its whatever. Tch. Tch.#I;m feeling the end of semester crunch something crazy i also have a cosplay to make in less than 2 months i havent started#emunene revstar art keeps me going#I NEED TO POST STUFF TO BSKY FIRST BC I WRITE THE ALT TEXT THERE AND THEN GO OH FUCK I DIDNT PUT IT ON TMBLR OT TWT. And u cant fucking#edit alt text onto stupid tweets because that app fucking sucks. GOD DAMNIT
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pov: u want to order a drink but this guy keeps sprawling across the entire bar and chatting up divorcées, wyd
+ bonus: just checking
#good omens#go fanart#crowley#anthony j crowley#cleaned up my first ever crowley from back in february tehee#i still dont know how i want to draw him but we're slowly getting there! ;w;#i actually dont like this drawing but WHATEVER lets just get him out of the system!!!#the process was fun and i want to get into the habit of just posting shit so *clenches teeth*#actually i think this blog is gonna be my gomens scrapbook and cringe therapy#set me free you saucy little devil#angelcake
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"On your knees."
Your strangled gasp barely passes your lips as you are pulled down all of a sudden by his Evol. You struggle to move, the gravity around you is much heavier than it should be. Kneeling before him, you hear the sound of a zipper being pulled down, and then seconds later, his cold voice commanding, "Now suck."
When you hesitate, he reverts the gravity around you, and you nearly tumble forward, unprepared for the sudden lightweightness again. Little fluttering gasps escape when his gloved hand just barely touch your chin, the pads of his fingers touching just enough to tilt your head upwards and your eyes focus in on his hardened cock, already dripping with precum.
For a moment, you swallow, the taste of his cum already registering in your brain before your mouth instinctively part enough to take in the tip, slowly taking in more and more of him. He tenses briefly, his own breathing unsteadied, almost as if he was unprepared for how good this felt.
"That's it," he groans as you take more of his cock in your mouth. His large hand cradles the back of your head as he praises you. "What a good little cocksleeve you are."
He smiles, amused, when you seem to preen with delight at his words. "Do you like it when I praise you?"
You moan in response around him in your mouth, his immediate shallow, slow thrusts have your eyes brimming with tears as you let him use you for his pleasure. When he yanks your head back by a fistful of your hair, you peer up into those beautiful amethyst eyes of his, ready to drown in them and submit to his will completely. When he spoke again, you could feel yourself pulsing, aching to be his in body and soul.
He could see your desires in your eyes, always knowing you better than even yourself. He smiles again, and croons, "Then be a good little fucktoy for me, and I will praise you more, my pretty little slut."
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace caleb#love and deepspace x reader#caleb x reader#caleb smut#lads scenarios#so when i found out his evol is actually gravity manipulation#i kind of....did some thinking 👉👈#(i was gonna post this the other night but the devs dropped another caleb trailer so...priorities amirite)#listen i'm getting mean!caleb out of my system (actually need him in my pus—)#because i know i will be writing more soft!caleb in the future and might not get back to this mindset 😭#just let me be pathetic for him in peace 😔🫶
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curl up & die (i am unwell)
#the song of achilles#tsoa#patrochilles#tsoa achilles#tsoa patroclus#inspired by the titular song from the one and only matt maltese#also inspired by the tumblr post pointing out that patroclus ALWAYS belittle himself and borderline worshipping achilles#i've been deluluing them to this song since forever let me get this out of my system 😭
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i've been moshang-ing lately, like exclusively
#i think ive kinda found a hairstyle for sqh that i like..... hmm. lets just not think abt how itd be when it isnt tied up hm#im trying to get back to posting art even if its just sketch pages n whatever 😭#shout out to the brush ive been using obsessively ily#svsss#scum villain self saving system#mobei jun#shang qinghua#moshang#they make me so crazy???? i cant even#i like sqh a lot n i like mbj a lot n i like moshang a lot#my art#the mbj chibi biting sqhs head? kinda giving orca ngl. hes a bit of a fishy friend to me. or a horse#no in between. hes either some aquatic beast or a horse
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whatever, posting back to back. have some bugs
#messing arount with colors and effects a tiny bit because my brain will NOT let me do Just black and white..#in stars and time#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time fanart#siffrin#isat siffrin#in stars and time siffrin#odile#isat odile#in stars and time odile#loop#isat loop#in stars and time loop#murl draws#gahh isat characters are so fun snd enjoyable to draw#there was also a version with a black background but i didnt like it so..#oghh i had to get them out of my system a little bit.. again...#my interests are truly a mess at the moment..
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still yapping
#so many things i want to draw right now but had to get some more tommyalfie out of my system before my brain would let me move on#tommy x alfie#alfie solomons#tommy shelby#sholomons#peaky blinders#my art
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squandering astronomic probabilities / i just want to have a silly, aimless chat
#bmc#be more chill#jeremy heere#christine canigula#stagedorks#srry i needed to get my bmc pinocchio p propaganda out of my system#PLEASEEE LISTEN TO THE SONG PLEASEEEEEEE#one of my fave songs ever#its so stagedorks to me like#i wonder are you a kind person or are you already cyborgs#let me hear more of your lousy singing i actually kind of like it#you're such easily-broken lifeforms but a comedy you'd all half-forgotten +#i discovered and laughed away at then oh right between reality and dream there you were#the aesthetics of the video too like the cats and vhs and space#like dude#my art
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a little breakdown of the new mural:
the context: this is part of a quest named "regrets of the dread wolf" in which rook uses a wolf statuette to "restore" this damaged mural in the lighthouse. it's referred to as a "regret" and seems to echo a memory linked to the events shown in the mural
"[Solas'] history, along with the history of the other elven gods, is baked into the Lighthouse, and you learn more and more about the threat you face as you unlock Solas' murals with various wolf statues. You even get to see some of his memories firsthand." [source with timestamp]
first, the imagery:
these "star" symbols are the same as on the "death of a titan" mural from trespasser, and even have similar halos. there are three visible in the circle here, which itself is cracked and there's a beam of light coming from above, sort of mirroring the titan mural:
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it's interesting that the beam of light is coming from above, and is hitting the circle at the bottom, illuminating the outline; it seems like the light itself is what "cracked" the circle? there's also light shining from above, and elgar'nan is looking up at it, so... maybe it's the sun? the halos around the hands are also reminiscent of the left figure on the titan mural.
for triangle symbolism enjoyers... there are triangles around the light beam a little further up 👀
this is also our first look at mythal <3 she had dark hair and her headpiece is silver like flemeth's, a nice contrast to the golden crown elgar'nan has! they're like the sun and moon...
elgar'nan appears to have silver hair here, much lighter than the dark greyish he seems to have in-game. i'm thinking that either the blight darkened it, solas painted it differently, OR that the lighting that we've seen him in so far just hasn't shown off the colour properly. on his robes there is a sun pattern on his shoulder :) the bottom of the robes seem greenish and has patterns similar to the lyrium veins(?) on the titan mural above, and now that i look at them side by side... he kinda looks like the figure on the left, doesn't he?
solas with hair real!!! and he has his signature wolf pelt :) he's standing among some kneeling elves, and, notably, none of them have vallaslin.
these leafless trees - usually used as symbols of mythal - are almost framing the piece. the blue coming from the cracked circle is also interesting: solas rarely uses blue apart from his murals inside skyhold, so maybe it means something? it could be lyrium, or the titans' power?
the story:
remembering the context: this is one of solas' old memories, and a "regret" of his. looking at the imagery and pairing it with the dialogue seen, the events portrayed become clear:
Elgar'nan: They need strength. Mythal: And wisdom. Elgar'nan: They need gods who can protect them. Solas: We are not gods. You will learn that.
this is the evanuris first declaring themselves gods, seemingly after whatever war the elves fought; possibly with the titans, judging by the hints in these murals.
elgar'nan and mythal came first, which lines up with the dalish legends. i'm very curious if they were actually a couple or if they were just paired together in legends because they were the first gods (like how falon'din and dirthamen were paired as twin brothers in dalish tales but had no familial connection in elvhen lore). and from what they say... using "they" to refer to the elves rather than "you", implies this was a private conversation, which leads me to believe that they did originally intend to protect the elves. for instance, if they'd said "you need gods who can protect you", that's a whole other story which could be clearly interpreted as installing themselves as rulers in order to gain power and oppress the people. but this? the elves need strength, and wisdom, and protection? it's our first real clue that the evanuris were not always tyrannical, and that is just so interesting! i am very excited to see the story of how they became corrupted 👀
solas has an interesting line here also. using "we" instead of "you"... there's a popular theory that solas was a spirit of wisdom who was asked by mythal to join her, as implied by these lines from cole:
"He did not want a body. But she asked him to come. He left a scar when he burned her off his face." "Bare-faced but free, frolicking fighting, fierce. He wants to give wisdom, not orders."
so maybe solas was a general alongside the evanuris, and was clearly opposed to becoming a "god" like the rest of them. i find it interesting he doesn't have vallaslin on the mural here. the cole lines implied he had mythal's vallaslin, and i would've assumed he "burned it off" when he started his rebellion. the only thing i can think of is that the vallaslin may have originally acted as a spirit binding (like binding a spirit to a body) but if it could be removed then... idk.
finally, circling back that this is referred to as a "regret"... i suppose this is his regret of not having stopped them before everything that followed. and with regret mentioned as being one of the key themes of the game... aghh this is gonna be so good
#pre-veilguard posts archive#your regularly scheduled evanuris posting#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#evanuris#elgar'nan#mythal#solas#“little breakdown” she said and proceeded to write many paragraphs.....#anyway. i'm tired so if i missed anything let me know. just needed to get this out of my system 😭
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One thing I wish I'd see more of among Ratio fans is some thought about how he views himself as a teacher.
Like yes, of course he refuses to compromise on the quality and rigor of the education he imparts, and he would find it unforgivably unethical to lower his standards in order to pass more students who had not genuinely learned the material. This is core to his character.
However, as someone who is a teacher IRL, I know the absolutely miserable feeling setting that kind of standard can cause. There's the obvious disheartening sense of disappointment ("Are students these days really not capable of doing the work correctly? Is our future in danger, if this is the highest level of understanding our current generation of students can achieve?"), but even worse than that is the self-doubt.
"Is this somehow my fault? Am I not teaching this material in the right ways for the students to learn? Is there something I could have done differently to get through to these students? Would a better teacher have a higher passing rate?"
We know that Ratio does (or at least did) struggle with feeling inferior to the Genius Society, so I think it is also likely, as much as he absolutely will not budge on his academic standards, that he has doubts about his teaching ability as well.
This is the man who wants to educate the entire world to cure the disease of ignorance, and yet only 3% of his actual students are able to get there. How can someone who gets so few of his direct students to a state of enlightenment hope to enlighten the whole universe? If so few students are successfully learning the material of a given class, doesn't that mean the teacher is doing something wrong?Would a better teacher--would a genius, maybe--not be able to impart their knowledge more efficiently and educate even the most challenging of students?
As someone constantly struggling with that balance between keeping academic standards high while also meeting the needs of today's students, I think the passing rates of his courses must affect Dr. Ratio much more deeply than I've seen fans discuss. I think he would question himself harshly over his class success rates, and I think he must be constantly trying to push himself to become the best teacher he possibly can be.
tl;dr: I hope one day the HSR fandom will stop sleeping on the fact that Ratio is an actual practicing professor who probably has astronomical levels of teacher angst. 😂
#honkai star rail#dr. ratio#not to be#ratiorine#in everything I post but#secretly this is just an excuse to imagine Aventurine throwing Ratio a sympathy party#a “Let's eat our feelings" party because the doctor just got his course evals back#and there are some insults on there that would make his ancestors cry#I can just imagine Aventurine reading out the really obnoxious Rate My Professor reviews#in whiny entitled voices#just to squeak a smile out of a gloomy Ratio#but I also really like the idea of Aventurine helping Ratio become a better teacher!!#because he's sharp and a fast learner#but he doesn't have a background in formal/public education#he's not set in the system's ways#he could suggest some really out-of-the-box ideas to help Ratio get through to more students#and be a great sounding board for Ratio's lesson material#brutally honest feedback lol#“Ratio I am in love with you but I still can't listen to you talk about gravitational time dilation for one minute more”#“You're going to HAVE to make this lecture less dry than my martini.”#look let me just enjoy this teacher fantasy for a sec#lol
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KEANU REEVES ✦ Ride with Norman Reedus
#I DID A LITTLE BIT OF THE WIKIPEDIA#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#keanuedit#ride with norman reedus#help im in love#me 5'4": i will pick him up#i could probably get a leg#let's use the buddy system#someone get the other leg#i love him your honor#there he goes howling again#that one out of focus gif added 12 years back to my life#SMILEY BOI#boyfriend shaped#my favorite shape#*stuffing him in my pocket* i must go#me as the dog hanging out in the crook of his elbow#the little duke caboom#no that bike wasn't for a leprechaun keke some people just aren't built with limbs like slenderman unlike SOMEONE#no but this just really made me want to rest my head on him and let him talk about literally anything and everything#he is a joy to listen to#plus his voice has me more open than Motel 6#....who said that#hands that look like they could hold 2 ankles at once#OMG WHO IS TALKING#au where i fix his zipper instead#love you old man#*tucks hair behind his ear*
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The thing I love the most about Alastor is that we can't truly know what to think of him, if he is being truly manipulative or if there's a genuine undertone behind any of his words, and that allows people to interpret him differently from one person to another. Like "oh he's being so sweet and supportive", to "no actually he's just saying what people want to hear because he's an evil manipulator". Maybe some fans are being too trustful, just like Charlie, and falling into his lies. BUT maybe there's a true genuine undertone to everything he says, maybe he can be a sweetie behind his evil mask. And maybe he'll turn out redeemable. Or not at all. Who knows?
His character could go in two completely different directions in the next seasons and we have no way of telling how he'll turn out. It's still fully open because he showed he can be awful and evil and manipulative, but since there's been very few hints here and there that he could get attached to the hotel, that means he could be sweet despite all that. The mystery and uncertainty is keeping us thinking and hoping and I LOVE that. He's such a unique and amazingly written character.
On a personal note, I think the two different directions his character could take should coexist. Yes, he's going to be a main villain in the future seasons and betray Charlie and the hotel, yes he's an evil manipulator, BUT he could also get attached to them and show redeemable qualities at the same time. For me it would make the heartbreak even greater and his character even more satisfying.
#text#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#this man is rotating in my brain non stop I needed to get it out of my system#either way I cant wait to see him challenge Charlie's idea of redemption#by being either SUPER hard to redeem or completely impossible to redeem#cant wait for the anguish the pain and the heartbreak he will bring in future seasons ❤#YES I KNOW I havent posted in so long i'm sorry depression and artblock had me on a chokehold#I'll be back with more art I just needed to let out my thoughts about HH
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(Wip) he was supposed to love me
#misery loves company#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#tfp soundwave#tfp ratchet#soundchet#now let me tell y’all something#I made the mistake of thinking soundwave was easy to draw#my fucking mistake won’t happen again#I’m so mad#anyways I’m not gonna finish this I just needed to get soundchet out of my system before I die#I love the ‘in love with someone who will never love them the same way so they find comfort in eachother turn lovers’ ykno#mars doodles#maccadam
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Listen. Listen. I am gripping your shoulders painfully. I know this is just Morty in The Hole and the whole thing is about his dependence on Rick but. They buy a house together. Why are you dialling the number for the psych ward
#i've watched this episode over 5 times but it will never stop killing me#rick and morty#rickorty#please. they buy. a HOUSE#they LIVE together on their own and morty WANTS that#i know i'm unhinged just let me have this ok#something something rick is also shown to keep steering morty away from jessica and morty doesn't fight it#something something rick letting go of diane and choosing morty which he /technically/ did in the end of fear no mort for real#listen if you don't like rickorty you're not the target audience for this post and i probably seem insane that's kinda my whole bit here#i've wanted to post about this since it aired i'm just getting it out of my system
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Fishy
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