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What has this man been drinking lately to look THIS GOOD??
#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#i need him in my bed#his smile!!!!#his hands!!!!#i can bark#lando norris x you#f1 x female reader#lando norris fluff#lando norris#f1 smut
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the thoughts this picture gives me are so insane that even tumblr has sent me an “are you okay” message
#WHEN I TELL YOU#THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THIS PERFECT MAN#maximus can turn me into a traditional woman any day and i don’t even care#he is SO#he’s so BIG AND STRONG AND MANLY#like??? can you imagine if i was actually married to him???#every day i would be drowning in the overwhelming love and affection i have for him#he sits down in a chair like this for 2 seconds and i’m all over him#he would never get any peace#i am in his lap with my legs wrapped around him#just kissing every inch of his skin i can reach#and like???#his hands!!!!#they’re so!! big and strong and capable!!!!#i’m freaking out over how much of his thigh you can see in this picture#LET ME LICK IT I AM BEGGING YOU#no attempts at removing me from the premises today unfortunately#the horniness will not be suppressed#his ARMS#i’m doing him so good we leave permanent imprints on each other’s skin I SWEAR#i want him to just PIN ME TO THE WALL AND LET ME TOUCH HIM OR SMTH#he can take the tunic off and let me kiss every inch of his muscles until he’s all breathless and shivery#OR he can just leave it on literally i will take him any way he wants if#LET ME GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM#screaming about him so loud all my neighbors’ dogs wake up and think the end of the world has come#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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cannot express in words how much more gay and autistic i will become when we get to see him in a few weeks.
#i just hope they maintain his character well#not really worried about that not happening bc well. it’s adventure time. the ceo of a show caring about its characters more than anything#just godddd.. mean boy I cannot wait…#LOOK AT HIM DO YOU SEE HIM?#I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO IGNORE HIM ANY LONGER#LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE CAP AND HIS BANGS#HIS HANDS!!!!#adventure time#fionna and cake#lumpy space prince
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touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know
#aristotle.txt#he doesn't need a huge he needs to be sick with longing over a hand on his back. you know !!!
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His arms and legs
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This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now
The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper
#also the kids aren’t involved. Ford had to take Stanley’s name after an ‘incident’ and their parents dont want them near a convict#ooh that would be fun. imagine Ford pretending to be Stanley and seeing FIRST HAND how his parents treated him. ouch#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stanley gets portal-ed au#stan pines#gf#reverse portal au
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had to draw him
#my art#arcane#arcane spoilers#viktor#kinda feel bad tagging bcos really only his hands are there but in spirit#jayce talis#jayvik#2 more days until act 2!!!! are u kidding me
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Currently thinking about how much Ford tries to hide his hands a lot when he can…behind his back with this stance. Due to how often he’s been bullied for it.
And also, how Mabel is one of the ones who Ford feels happy about showing his hands to because she thought they were cool looking upon first shaking his hand, instead of him being judged for his six fingers.
[ID: Gravity Falls screenshots. The first three are of Ford with his hands crossed behind his back. The last two are of him shaking hands with Mabel, and letting her paint a turkey on his hand. He's smiling in both. End ID.]
#Ford and Mabel defender for life#This probably isn’t much but idc I LOVE them sm#Ford being insecure about his hands :((#I’m making myself sad too#gravity falls#stanford pines#mabel pines#gravity falls lost legends#If I think about Ford too much I’ll explode#ramblings#Either this or he’s autistic
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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he's just helping Viktor with evening stretching, nothing special
#just bro things#jayvik#arcane#jayce x viktor#jayce talis#viktor arcane#i swear I love top Viktor but let me have fun with Jayce and his big grabby hands
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always watching 👁️🦋
#gravity falls#bill cipher#(kinda lol)#stanford pines#(well his hand at least lmao)#digital art#inspired by the drawing of moth bill from the charity stream#this was just supposed to be a quick sketch but uhh i got a bit carried away lol#anyway i've been dealing with a major art block for the past couple of months so i'm glad that i've got at least something done again#my stuff#cw bugs#cw insects
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My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#epic telemachus#telemachus#odysseus#the ithaca saga#the odyssey#the hands that cradled you are covered in blood#but they cradled me yes?#something about odysseus coming home after 20 years only to see men trying to kill his son#yeah I would’ve murked them all too#that’s his baby no one better touch him
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Is this anything
#always an awkward conversation to have irl#“i love ai.” insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#“FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!”#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16#he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him#Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios#like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj#Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life#everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down#Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery#Kabru is so locked in#Kabru used signature move: charming smile#Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#wasabi rambles#seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian#baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO
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Curly giving Jimmy a taste of his own medicine ;)
#BITE HIS HAND OFF CURLY#posting this comic separate from the ask#mouthwashing#MW#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#comic#artists on tumblr#illustration#myart
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