#just bro things

[captain--miracle]

he's just helping Viktor with evening stretching, nothing special

[feraltwinkseb]

Rubens Barrichello and Mark Webber at the Pit Stop Tennis Pro Am tournament March 13, 2007 - Melbourne, Australia Source: Gareth Bumstead/Sutton Images

[002yb]

Dick: go fuck yourself Jason: only if you watch Dick: what? Jason: what?

/////alternatively, per @synninbone's tags /////

Dick: go fuck yourself Jason: fuck me yourself Dick: okay Jason: what? Dick: what?

[taxidermiedratsprancingaround]

Someone’s probably done this before but thank you Pinterest for making the kettle reference photo pop up. Oh yeah, Mha manga ended.

[downthepub]

good mythical snuggles in bed with your bro thanksgiving

[silverraes]

completely normal reaction to the guy you totally don't have a crush on wishing you sweet dreams

[becausethathappens]

[link-sans-specs]

I'm having a hard time keeping my eyes open 'cause I'm not wearing sunglasses.

Mythical Society

Rhett & Link Extras- Learning the Excavator

BONUS RHINK: It's what John Deere always wanted.

[firstmeow]

When you’re lying next to your bro looking at the stars. And then your bro literally gives you the moon. Like bro.

[cjsketchmonster]

Interaction i had with my brother lol

He litterally walked all the way from the bathroom to his bedroom to grab his glasses for that 😂😂

[draconic-ichor]

Reeve: *taking Magnus’s hand and looking it over*

Reeve: Why are your first two claws filed all the way down??

Magnus: So I don’t hurt people when I stick my fingers in their holes…

Reeve:…hm

Reeve: Oh! …oooooh…

Reeve:

[absolutelyarealperson]

TFW when you tell your bro that you’ve found the meaning of life and it’s being with him.

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[prlssprfctn]

Give me Bruce and Jason, who are not on the war path anymore, but they are still awkward and absolutely clueless on how to make things up, so they pretend that they need something from each other in order to spend some time together. Even if these things are absolutely simple, and both of them could handle it themselves, if they wanted to.

Bruce, calling Jason in the random Friday night: So, Alfred left for a week. And I promised kids to do a homemade cake for them. And you know how useless I am in the kitchen. So.

Jason, who knows that Bruce is, in fact, not useless in the kitchen, but low-key misses cooking with him, because the last time they did it, it was Alfred's birthday before his death, and they did the cake together: Theoretically, I agree.

Bruce, sighing in relief: Theoretically, I will need you in Manor tomorrow in the morning. And I theoretically will pay for that.

Jason: Theoretically, see you tomorrow.

Bruce: Theoretically, thank you.

Jason, dealing Bruce in the middle of the night: Old man. Bail me out of the prison. I am in CGDP's building.

Bruce, knowing well that Jason wouldn't be caught in the first place, if he didn't want all of this to happen, and even if he did, he would easily escape without him, getting involved, but also knowing that today is anniversary of the day Bruce adopted Jason, and it is his way to spend time together: ...Okay. May I ask what did you do?

Jason: ...Stole Gordon's tires.

Bruce, stifling his laughter: I see. I will be here in a few minutes.

[lunewolf13]

Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.

Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.

Jason: ...Huh??

Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.

Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??

Jason: What boyfriend??

As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??

Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.

Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.

Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?

Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.

Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)

[sboochi]

Simpler times