#they’re literally husbands

[wrathofrats]

Alpha and omegas first snow at the ministry, waking up to see the ground and building covered in a layer of powder white, snowflakes falling all around

And omega immediately grabs him to rush outside because it’s prettier than he could’ve ever imagined. Doesn’t even grab gloves just his coat and shoes before he’s sticking his tongue out and shoving his hands deep into the icy piles that surround the steps from their quarters, giggling like a child.

But alpha can’t experience the same. The flakes melt before they land on his tongue, large puddles where his feet land on the sidewalk. Omegas already made a snowball, but when alpha tries he gets fistfuls of water

So he sits and watches omega until omega realizes the problem.

Omega takes his hand in his, asking him to focus while he tries to lower his temperature, or at least cover his hands with quintessence long enough for alpha to have fun too.

And when alpha hears the crunch of snow under his shoe, cold flakes falling onto his face, he can’t help but laugh along

And then is immediately hit by a snowball

[labyrinthhofmymind]

just thinking about that scene in order of the phoenix where harry gets to see sirius after spending summer all alone and they’re just hugging and remus is leaning against the door frame smiling like an idiot and definitely thinking about how in another life him and sirius could have raised harry with james and lily and everything would have been ok-

[danopdf]

[certifiablyinsanez]

It’s so cute when people think Crowley is suave and sexy and cool. Like, only under the threat of destruction by Satan himself can make this demon say ‘fuck’ apparently. He has a corny ass voicemail. Don’t give him access to a crystal ball and a fez if you don’t want him to start acting goofy. 20% of his personality is being a Plant Mom. The other 80% is being a Wine Aunt. She cosplays Mary Poppins just cuz. She manages to stay “up to style” and is very bad at it somehow. 90% of his existence can be summarized as “Silly Simp”.

[kingkatsuki]

When neither of you have a condom but he promises to pull out, swears he can do it and tries so fucking hard to be a man of his word— and he is. Clinging to that final piece of resolve as he fights the allure of your warm, wet cunt. Moving his hips back as he begins to pull his slick-soaked cock from your ruined hole, ready to fist himself and spill his cum all over you.

But you make every ounce of his resolve crumble all around him when you tighten your thighs around his hips, lock your ankles behind his back, giving him no choice but to drain his balls and fill you with everything he’s got to give.

[twilightcitysky]

Hypothesis: Aziraphale HATES that Crowley is living in his car.

Supporting evidence:

The very first thing we see him do in the present is stop Maggie from moving out and making sure she feels welcome to stay as long as she likes.

He clearly knows Crowley’s unhappy before anything happens in the plot: “Does it calm you down?”. And also clearly feels helpless about it. Enter the conspicuous Eccles cakes: Aziraphale’s offer, which is rejected.

Crowley’s obviously, for all his hedging, spending a lot of time at the bookshop— so much that he has his own glasses perch and feels immediately comfortable removing them. See also: “Technically my bookshop but we both get plenty of use out of it”, “Why don’t you wait inside? You like waiting inside”.

It’s Crowley who immediately shoves the box of plants into Aziraphale’s arms after Aziraphale returns from Scotland.

Speaking of Scotland, why wouldn’t Aziraphale take the train? Why insist on driving the Bentley? Is it perhaps because he wants to get Crowley and his plants into the shop, and thinks if he creates a situation where Crowley has to stay there, maybe he won’t immediately leave again?

He’s got an empty bedroom and an apparently pathological need to make the person staying there very comfortable, creating cute little customized souvenirs like he’s an Air B&B host (displacement!).

He immediately jumps to having Gabriel stay with him— he didn’t have to. Arguably, both Gabriel and Aziraphale would be safer if Gabe stayed elsewhere.

That’s what I’ve got for now but I’m sure there’s more. Throughout the show, watch what Aziraphale gives to others and does for others, and it’ll tell you what he wants to do for Crowley. He’s living so deeply in displacement in makes him come across as manic and brittle.

(What probably happened is Aziraphale offered the spare bedroom and Crowley, who unconsciously didn’t want to be his roommate or sleep in a single bed with Aziraphale right downstairs because how could the poor lovesick boy cope with that, told him he wasn’t a “good deed” for Aziraphale to do and stormed off.)

Conclusion: Aziraphale asked Crowley to stay at his place, immediately and probably repeatedly. They had a row about it, and Crowley refused, and to this day Aziraphale doesn’t understand why.

And it hurts him.

[cenpede]

Alexa, play Reunited by Peaches & Herb

[demonir]

I present to you…. Azirasnail

Or Snailaphale whichever you like best

Did you know typically snails can be whatever gender they want? I’m just starting an Aziraphale snail agenda don’t mind me

Don’t think I forgot about Crowley either, I’m very happy to tell you that there is a type of snail commonly known as “fire snail” that very much resembles our beloved demon due to its pitch black coloration and bright red accents!

I am very passionate about snails, if you couldn’t tell

[yaralulu]

so glad i was reminded of this scene so i could be insufferable about it

[the-woman-upstairs]

When you’re a hot mean girl whose current partner can’t get over their ex and you come up with a batshit insane plan to manipulate everyone so you’ll finally get everything you want which definitely doesn’t come back to bite you in the ass at all:

[actualori]

LILAC HUSBANDS PROPAGANDA!!!

VOTE JAUSAGE !!!

PLEASE

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Matt: Frank Castle is a torturer and a murderer, not to mention an annoying pain in the ass.

The Avengers: Who’s expertise could crack this entire case wide open! Are you willing to risk the lives of thousands of people just to avoid working with The Punisher again?

Matt:

The Avengers: Daredevil?

Matt: I’m thinking.

[luuxxart]

Hey!! You've prolly seen me reblog a bunch of stuff but I'm still hung up on that one comic where Adachi says Goro's named after him and Ken's mom?? But goes by Goro?? I would love if u were to talk abt that more I'm so curious ozl

Yeah!! So his transition is kind of mentioned in this comic where Goro pretty much comes out to his mom, but I imagine the original naming process went like…

Miyu has no name ideas so she just goes for combining the names of two people she kinda cares about, but she hates the meaning of Tohru’s name so she changes the Tōru (transparent) to Toro (pure water).

Goro of course probably ends up coming from the literal namesake of his character, which is a detective character. I don’t think Miyu would neglect to mention that Tohru is a detective (post-grad), and perhaps Goro would become a little bit inspired to start reading detective fiction…….

((and for those unfamiliar w the Uncle Adachi AU, Chisako is Miyu and Tohru’s aunt as well as Ken Amada’s mom. But, she’s the same age as Miyu bc she was a late-in-life kid, so Miyu and Chisako grew up as sort of friendly rivals for the family attention.))

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

they’re buffoons actually. like so stupid. absolute clowns. sillybillies even.

[nekromant1k]

space husbands <3

[thinking-destiel-thoughts]

Chilled @ Ze and Ze @ Chilled when they’re playing Monopoly as a married couple and the other one makes a purchase or trade that was NOT authorized by the spouse