#they’re just so?? convenient??
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perhaps a silly question but are angel and baabe’s unempowered familes invited to the wedding? that’s gotta be a huge covert breach
but imagine the silly hijinks that would ensue
“hey why’s the best man (gender neutral)’s boyfriend sitting under an umbrella? it’s supposed to be clear skies all day”
“oh um he’s just super goth”
“he’s wearing a cowboy hat”
“he’s…y’allternative”
“wtf angel”
#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted audio#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted asher#redacted babe#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted wedding#like they all just conveniently forget that little detail#and the whole day they’re just scrambling to keep it all under wraps#i talked about drunk milo earlier#like imagine he’s just talking to one of the family members#and they’re like oh what’s your partner do for work#they’re a detective#oh like a cop#no#they investigate dangerous spirits from death and where they come from#oh so they’re a youtuber#like shane and ryan#uuuh no
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Got so mad seeing a forced marriage plot for the 20th time that I got up to draw a design specifically to put a veil on him
#like not to victim blame but you’d think after the tenth time this happens covering up would just be more convenient#rip xuanzang you woulda loved face masks 🕊️#can’t believe he’s canonically such an irresistible pretty boy#I think I watched like two back to back marriagenapping plots and was flabbergasted#season 2 has so many of em…#whenever they start getting real close and touchy with him I get uncomfortable 😭#like girl does it have to be the MONK#surely he’s not the ONLY handsome dude you have access to!!!#they’re like all princesses or demon queens like you have OPTIONS boo 💀#damn put this boy in a veil the way he keeps getting bridenapped#I tried to make him look as tender and chewy as possible enjoy#he’s got the consistency of mochi I imagine 🤤#crap now I want to eat him…#digital art#my art#journey to the west#journey to the west fanart#jttw tripitaka#xuanzang#jttw sun wukong#big fan of his little face there#recognizing another bride plot coming up#put that hat back on or so help me!!!#I’m not drawing that nine ringed staff tf I look like an overachiever?? 🤨#I like the design but not satisfied with the way I executed it ya know?#I’m not Buddhist so do lemme know if any aspect of the design is disrespectful or wrong#feel like there should be more but I didn’t wanna go overboard but maybe I should’ve..#like ribbons and bells hanging off
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So all things considered, the pmd hero usually gets quite lucky in regards of the random pokemon form they assume, especially as many species have inherent struggles, such as…
scary instincts
strange forms
multiple heads
and whatever the hell this is
#Seviper#gastly#doduo#sigilyph#pokemon doodles#original art#Got thinking abt it after talking to zerger33 (hello beloved mutual :3)#Specifically abt the heads thing#But there are so so many weird pkmn#The fact that you always get to be small biped/quadruped is quite convenient really#Also I like to imagine sigilyph is incomprehensible they’re just so strange :3
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It’s so embarrassing and heartbreaking being in so much pain over losing someone while knowing they don’t give a fuck if you live or die. Your favorite person becoming a stranger is a special kind of hell.
#I fucking hate having bpd#while I’m at it I don’t understand the fuckin audacity some people have to say they love you and do horrible things to you#I feel so stupid#I feel so stupid for believing all the lies#but I was so in love and put him on such a pedestal that I just allowed it all.#thinking about someone constantly and grieving over them and knowing they’re perfectly fine and to them you don’t exist#I’m still in such a state of grief and I don’t understand why time hasn’t healed#it honestly feels like it’s gotten worse w time#I just torture myself but I can’t help it my brain wants me dead#it’s so painful I feel so fucking stupid#being abandoned with no closure by someone who’s your entire world#for someone they were unfaithful to you with multiple times (I don’t even know how many and dony want to know) immediately#like that was the plan all along#he took our cat hundreds of miles away and I don’t even know if he still has her or if she’s still alive and I miss her every day#I never loved someone like that and it feels like the heartbreak is actually physically killing me#i spent 1/5 of my entire life with him#I was my prettiest and had the best body at the time and I wasted it on someone who didn’t appreciate me#not wasted. it wasn’t wasted. we had some incredible times together#I’ll never be that beautiful again#and now idk what do so bc i can’t decide which is worse: being alone and isolating or loving deeply and ending up horribly hurt all over#it’s all just so upsetting.#and I feel so stupid for allowing it all#he knows more about me than anyone and he made me feel like he loved me so much sometimes and then did horrid things and it’s so fucked up#nobody read this I’m so embarrassed and horribly broken#it traumatized me so much there was so much abuse and pain idk if I’ll ever recover#I deserved it but it still hurts my heart#I was so mentally ill and sick I know it had to have been miserable to be around me#there are so many things only he understands and knows about me and I need to talk about them I j wanna b able to b there 4 each other#but that girl is so beyond insecure and controlling so. if I want to talk to who fuckin gets me I’m just fucked#why lead someone on like that for years knowing you’re going to abandon them the second it’s convenient
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Relating to Kyle because your best friend is incredibly concerning with their drinking habits and you also are totally in love with them?
Do not accuse me of such things
👀
#stop this is the worst#I love them but equally need them to get better#I don’t even think it’s a crush but I would totally marry and live with them for 80 years yk#also they’re in an emo phase with fashion which can be funny but also so pretty#I’m a redhead and she has black hair which is annoyingly convenient for the parallel#fuck this shit I’m out#of the closet yeah#south park#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#me in crisis#I literally don’t know what to do#she’s had relationships before and they’ve not worked out#I’m less of a dater but have a little bit of backstory that means I’m not super chill with intimacy#maybe we’re literally just friends and I’m being stupid#she has this stupid laugh and her eyes literally fucking twinkle it’s crazy
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Sidestep TBH Creatures
They've finally all made it to their homes with @autistic-sidestep, @boundtoanandroid, and @honor-among-thieves (except the one that's getting hand-delivered next month @jj-wildheart) so now I can post these over here! Happy (late) Fell Out A Window Day all lol.
Blatantly Based off of @autistic-sidestep's icon, and the pattern is from https://ko-fi.com/daylikescookies/shop , @daylikescookies on tumblr! Under the cut are some Silly Group Pictures.
#fhr#fallen hero#bookish.txt#my art#? I guess that can be one tag#me smushing my face into the package tracker WHENS IT GETTING THERE#sidestep#maybe it’s just that I haven’t had a stuffed animal pattern convenient for the sewing machine before but these were so fast#also the squeakers are a little to big so they’re like a good 50% of these guys’ chest capacity#more of the Arsinoe-one’s bc they’re a little smaller
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a thread on twitter mentioned that callum is also a director himself… imagine if that’s what bucky pursues post war. gets into film/theatre school, or maybe not necessarily as the student maybe just idk helping around film/theatre sets as it’s his first job out of military, able to purchase his first camera after a while, gets his own pic of gale secretly, keeps it in his wallet, carries it around like a lovesick fool everybody says he is, learns how to handle a film camera and had his first attempt at directing bc the director likes his personality so much he thinks bucky is a good director, surprisingly able to understand the mechanics of it, attempts to capture gale again but this time in MOTION so cue a lot of staring behind camera longingly and everybody on sets knew but it’s a different kind of knowing from their military friends before
#mota#buck x bucky#for plot convenience#gale is around the sets bc of his own studies so they’re even more closer than when they fly together#nearby campus/workplace that sort of thing#idk if this au is out there but i hope it takes off!!!#i want bucky to be all over gale gushing how photogenic he is how handsome how delectable#until gale just resigns himself to doing mundane things and let bucky capture him anytime he wants#bucky gets a ton of photos and films of gale and decides that he’s the ultimate muse#that museums/galleries actually gagging to have display#except bucky says no and gale is relieved he won’t be subjected to that sort of attention#astro delusions
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Fallout New Vegas Lucky 38 Presidential Suite Sleeping Arrangement Headcanons:
I've been thinking about how the sleeping arrangement would work, since there are only three beds and six couches in the Lucky 38’s Presidential Suite.
Here’s what I imagine:
Veronica Santangelo and Rose of Sharon Cassidy:
In the smaller bedroom to the left, Veronica and Cass share this bed together. Veronica is used to sleeping close to someone since she grew up in a bunker. While Cass has slept in worse conditions while traveling for her caravan work. So neither mind sharing.
Sometimes sleeping next to Cass makes Veronica think of Christine.
If Cass is up late drinking or can’t sleep (she finds the Lucky 38 creepy) then she’ll drink until she's knocked out. Sleeping on one of the empty couches or while sitting at the kitchen table.
Lily Bowen:
Lily sleeps by herself on the bed next to Veronica and Cass'. Since she's too large to use a couch and takes up an entire bed by herself. Everyone has woken up before to Lily listening to the holotape of her grandchildren, but no one is ever bothered by it. Lily has also tucked everyone at least once into bed.
Craig Boone:
Boone ALWAYS sleeps on the couch. He’s used to sleeping in uncomfortable positions due to his NCR work, so he doesn’t mind. I think he'd also feel guilty taking a bed. Also, he doesn't want to share a bed with anyone else because the last person he did that with was Carla.
He usually likes the couch next to the pool table since it faces the Lucky 38's elevators. However, if Cass falls alseep there after drinking a little too much, then Boone will take a different couch.
Rex:
Rex changes where and who he sleeps every night, but whenever he sleeps with Boone it’s like this:
Raul Tejada, Arcade Gannon and My Courier Six:
Raul, Arcade and her all share the main big bedroom.
Usually Raul and Courier Six share the bed with ED-E (and sometimes Rex) in the middle. Raul will 100% play the arthritis and old man card.
Despite ghouls being described as gross/smelly, even Raul describes it "stink like a public toilet after Cinco de Mayo". Courier Six isn't bothered by it and doesn't mind sleeping next to him.
Actually, during the two years she worked as a courier she slept alone in many dangerous places. So, now being able to sleep next to someone makes her feel safe and happy.
Arcade usually takes the two couches and pushes them together. It's never comfortable, but he would rather do that than share a bed. His height makes sleeping on the couches difficult.
Arcade LMAO:
When Courier Six and Raul are gone he gets some of the BEST sleep in his life. The Presidential Suite beds are probably one of the few times in the Mojave he's found a bed that fits someone his height.
If Raul and Courier Six return late and Arcade is sleeping they'll just let him have the bed and sleep on the couches normally.
ED-E:
99% of the time ED-E is snuggling Courier Six. However if she's gone he'll either lay next to wherever Rex has settled, intentional sleep near Arcade to annoy him or just float by the elevator waiting for her return.
Courier Six snuggles ED-E like this:
#PLEASE SHARE YOURS I WANNA HEAR WHAT OTHER PEOPLE IMAGINE!!!!!!!!!!!!#Bonus: Post Second Battle of Hoover Dam after everyone eventually moves out (except ED-E) my courier six slowly (and unintentionally)#starts sleeping more and more in the bed on the penthouse floor. Despite the fact her and Mr. House aren't a couple yet.#She just REALLY doesn't like being by herself and everyone moving out is making her lonely.#Also she's usually up late working with Mr. House anyway so it's convenient. Totally nothing else 👀#Long Text#Long Post#MaddyMoreauPost#Fallout New Vegas#I couldn't sleep so I wrote this instead asjfkfla;ncacv#I imagine Fallout New Vegas takes place over the span of three years.#So of course she’s sad when everyone separates going their own way.#Need to write a post on my Headcanons for what happens to everyone and what they’re doing during the Second Battle of Hoover Dam.
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@autisticempathydaemon said they loved my Angel listener (along with everything else it was SO SWEETTT OMLLL<333) so here’s a doodle for you! They’re also one of my favorites!
Look at that face.
Full of mischief.
Some fun facts about them: they’re native! Specifically they could be from the Salishan (but I don’t know too much so I leave it ambiguous) and are half Filipino, born and raised in British Columbia, Canada around Vancouver. They were raised by their mom and brothers, then moving to dahlia for college.
They originally planned to secure a high end job in Vancouver just going to California for school but they met David. They still visit their family as often as they can.
They’re 5’4, the shortest listener! Aklag is still beefy and could definitely throw David over their head. Their callouses are from being raised on a farm, and they’re starting to fade now.
I took them out of another story I made a while ago so I’m still trying to tweak them seamlessly so I’ll actually maybe probably not but make a backstory sheet for my listeners?
Thank you sm for your words and I hope you like it!
#I originally took them from an old idea I had for a book#basically their family got torn apart after their mom died so they left to California to try to avoid it#see their short hair in my first drawings of them and now after a couple years it’s long again#they were really connected to their mom so her death hit them really hard kinda making a wall around them#instead of being grumpy it’s more of a shallowish happiness of avoidance#David was really the only person to get through to them and I find it very convenient that they’re both parallels#I also made Darlin’ native and originally one of their childhood friends#darling moved to Washington#they stayed in British Columbia#not really being able to be themself#not fully being able to embrace their native nor Filipino heritage#just an idea of someone dealing with grief and I like how that they’ve evolved last my og idea thru Raudio#hint hint their slow hair growth and gaining back of weight to show their healing process#eventually I’ll draw their brothers#aurgghh I just like them a lot and had a lot of unfinished ideas for them I’m glad people like them#redacted asmr#freggzocs#freggzartz#redacted audio#redacted audio fanart#redacted asmr fanart#redacted asmr angel
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is it true that brody and his 1st understudy are stepping back this week from shows? i keep looking at the accuser’s ig story and there’s just screenshots saying brody isn’t gonna be in the show at all this week. does anyone have speculation on this? where are these people getting their sources from?
is there anyone willing to talk about this and share opinions? because i’m twitching and i kinda need some reinforcing rn because im so conflicted
#the outsiders musical#the outsiders#brody grant#the outsiders allegations#this whole situation makes me feel sick to think about#it’s honestly a bit triggering in a way but idk#as a victim of kind of sa i know how it can be to not wanna tell someone but this all seems really fishy and suspicious#like why didn’t they name the other apparent four actors who have sa’ed people too#why is it just brody they’re coming forward about?#they accused a total of five people and only named brody so why not the other four?
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fun fact all those people who talk about how type 4 hair and dealing with it sucks are right but in a nuanced way where it’s actually systemic racism’s fault and not anything about our hair itself making it uniquely shitty
#the adas speak#we’re not taught anything about our hair. not only that but we’re taught everything about our hair is bad#it’s messy and unprofessional and ghetto. especially with the milennial generation who were raised on relaxers and perms#they were taught from so young to be ashamed of their hair. we were taught that our hair is unmanagable#and never given the chance to learn. it wasn’t all of us but a fuck ton of us in the US just. don’t know shit#and like. when the only people we know who can do hair are braiders we pay#i don’t think that’s really the kind of relationship where you can ask them to teach you. there is usually a relationship there#but idk if it’s ‘we’re friends over clients. let me lose business for you’ close ykwim. at least not all the time#so you’re learning on youtube. hating it bc it doesn’t make sense#you’re grown. you should know how to do your hair by now. but you don’t.#you’ve got like. all the racism and antiblackness building up. and it feels like they’re right. but they’re not! no one taught you!#but you can’t learn! you don’t know who to ask. and it’s a cycle of trying and getting frustrated and giving up and feeling guilty#and presumably if you’re tenacious enough you figure it out eventually but until then it’s just all these negative feelings that build up#like. our hair is arguably some of the easiest to deal with when our ancestors came up with so many ways to style it#the fact that i can spend a few hours in a salon and barely touch my hair for 2+ months is actually the epitome of convenience#and that’s also true of natural hair. maybe like a month instead but who else can go without touching their hair for a fucking month#but we are/were told that it’s so unmanagable and difficult when if we’d ever been properly taught it would be a fucking cakewalk#now. on one hand i’m being dramatic and emotional bc the dozens of tutorials i watched weren’t detailed enough for my incompetent ass#but on the other hand i’m literally right and this is systemic racism in action#i mean tbh i probably wouldn’t have done my hair regardless bc i didn’t care about my appearance and also was getting child abused#but i’d have a fuck ton more people to teach me in person if not for racism now wouldn’t I? my point still stands
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and the thing is tonight y’all are gonna be like “i stand with ppl with stigmatized disorders love&peace!!!” and tomorrow go back to calling people you don’t like narcissists and psychos and sociopaths and fakeclaiming systems with “too many” fictives and getting scared of visibly mentally ill ppl on the street and viewing all cluster b ppl as abusive until proven “one of the good ones” (until we stop being friends, then you “always had a bad feeling” about us) and nothing will change
#edit this is NAWT directed @ any of my mutuals ily and i believe in ur character and morals#there are just a few two faced ppl who are like ‘omg guys this is so sad :(‘ and wont do any introspection or meaningful change#they’re just agreeing with the current opinion in the community for as long as it’s convenient#ok back to the original tags#go ahead because it’s only a matter of time until y’all show your asses again#negative#happy simblr positivity week. yall are a bunch of weirdos fr#nonsims#spirit box
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Thinking again about the difference in size between rbg arc kangaskahn vs xy arc kangaskahn…….
#like when did they get so small…….#it drives me insane like the Implications……….#it’s been like. 10 years I think?? about???? who really knows when the timeline is Like That#but like. god. is it that they’ve become more domesticated?? they’ve been caught and battled with so much that#they’re they’ve gotten smaller just as a convenience thing??#like I know that in practice it’s just the difference between early pksp vs modern pksp#because the whole thing has a very#‘‘this is a new world to us and we’re learning about it but we’ve still just barely scratched the surface of its secrets and wonders’’ feel#hhhh but it gnaws on my brain even still#pokemon adventures#pokespe#pksp#me post
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YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT IF THIS IS A TWISTED IRONY OF GETTING WHAT YOU WANT. MACAQUE HAS THE POWER TO KILL WUKONG OR MK FOR REAL THIS TIME??? but he doesn't want to. what if he's forced again. what if this power has the potential to destroy him to be removed/stopped from affecting others?
….so about Wukong’s death flags— *gunshots*
#‘Fluffy they’re not going to kill swk’ BUT THEY DID TRY TO#AND RHEY KNOW THEY CANT#NOT AT THE VERY BEGINNING#this is Sun Wukong the Monkey King we’re talking about. he can’t just die willy-nilly! no no no!#but he is in the mentor role#and he is also a character who knows too much#something no character wishes to be bc that means you’re a problem to the plot#now how does one solve this? well the easy answer is killing them off. but as said before: this is Sun Wukong#so they incapacitate him —> he is conveniently not in town. he is stuck in power draining webs. he used up all his power to break a seal#etc etc so on and so forth#and then you have SWK talking about how long he’s lived and they show his exhaustion and his wistfulness for the past and such#and then we have the story edging closer to the underworld#and then we are in the underworld and they can’t touch him bc he crossed off his name.#and then we have Macky an old friend of swk turned enemy turned semi-ally for MK’s sake#he starts off the show wanting to use SWK’s power to kill SWK#he fails obvi but still#then we learn that he made a deal with LBD that she’ll free him and yada yada such as life and power if he frees her (which he doesn’t)#but still#two times we see Macky’s crave power and seek revenge on SWK (lbd uses his anger at swk as motivation with the deal)#THEN WE HAVE S5 ANS FHE WEIRD WAY MACKY’S MAGIC REACTS TO NINE HEADS AND THEN WE END WITH MACKY ACQUIRING IT???#what is the magic? idk some chaos magic that Nine Heads uses that mess with reality and such#So#interesting layout we have here 👀#lmk#asks#lmk s5#lmk season 5#lmk s5 spoilers#lmk season 5 spoilers#lmk spoilers
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manga store haul 🫡 plus volume 2 of Dangerous Convenience Store because DUH my volume 1 was getting lonely
#save me yaoi#yaoi save me#i have a problem#they’re just so fun#give me recs PLZ i’m begging#punch drunk love#pink heart jam#glass syndrome#rooming with my two lovers#delivery for you#dangerous convenience store#manga#manwha#yaoi
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So you’re telling me the person apparently casted as Abby is a short, small framed, conventionally attractive woman. Small enough that she almost played Ellie and she is now playing Abby?
#messrs lil rambles#I wonder if she’s just doing young Abby in flashbacks or something#they’re feeding into making Abby appeal to men I fear#THE WHOLE THING WITH ABBY IS THAT SHE IS TALL. SHE IS BUFF AS FUCK.#SHE ISNT SOLE CONVENIENTLY ATTARCTIVE SMALL HUMAN#I’m not judging I’m not. if it is her then like good for you girl#but the entire thing about Abby is that Thames just. huge#like this girl nearly played Ellie. so she must look like Ellie#Ellie and Abby look nothing alike.#they’re so different. that’s the point.#ffs man#Abby Anderson#ellie williams#the last of us
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