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frickityfrackityfuckingshit · 1 year

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Human: all our teeth fall out and grow back stronger!

Alien: all our limbs fall off and grow back stronger

*mutual horror and morbid curiosity*

#they’re in your MOUTH #WELL AT LEAST I DONT USE THEM TO FUCKING WALK #NO ONLY TO CONSUME AND ABSORB NUTRIENTS #I HAVE OTHERS #WELL I DO TO #aliens #humans

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yuwuta · 5 months

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you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

#he consistently does shit like this is like he's not stupidly attractive and its because he does not know. he does not know that he's hot #the yuuta/yuuji divide is that they’re both bad asl and neither know it but yuuji is Not innocent and yuuta is just naive [at first]#which is me saying yuuji is kind but yuuta is just Nice once again #insane i need to bash his head against a table. and kiss him i guess whatever #also who expects to be fed when you offer them food: toge but he KNOWS he's being annoying and whines if u dont feed him #gojo/yuuji/choso are the opposite #gojo asks if u want some of his food and then won't let u have any unless u let him feed it to you. nd if u want to avoid a scene u have to #he just babies people :((///// he does this to everyone . will cry #yuuji also does it reflexively like hes like 'oh! this is good you should try it!' and before u can even agree he's got his spoon #in your mouth and smiling like 😇 its good right!🥰......angel boy #choso...do i need to say it isn't there canonical evidence for this #oh also u offer food to toji and he just kinda tilts his head like oh what ur not gonna feed me? like no. stinky. feed YOURSELF!#yuuta okkotsu.................... when i get my hands on this boy....#💌

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turtleblogatlast · 6 months

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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wigglebox · 7 months

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Newsflash: They sound ridiculous either way

#spn fanart #destiel #destiel fanart #castiel #dean Winchester #spn art #spncreatorsdaily #wiggleart #got inspired seeing that phone call scene in the morgue on the destiel moments #Twitter lmao and I’m like I think even when they think they’re making sense with each other #no matter what they actually are ridiculous #dean why are you giving him the up and down and staring at his mouth #and adjusting yourself when he steps back into his trenchcoat in season 8 and smile like that when you hear #his voice on the phone and look like that when he doesn’t show up when you pray to him in your bedroom and when you made him #a mixtape and when you turned 180 around when he came back in season 13 and and —

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rileylastname · 1 year

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people who add non-autogenerated subtitles to videos are the most attractive people on this planet and allowed to steal one (1) thing from my home. including a kiss

#if they’re competently done and timed well it can be open mouth #I love subtitles #i say ‘yippee!! yeehaw!’ and dance a little jig whenever I can watch a video with closed captioning on #NOT autogenerated subtitles though. proper ones #if you have a budget for a youtube video there is no reason to not add subtitles.#yes it’s time consuming but you can pay a professional to caption them. OR do it yourself #also if you deliberately turn off autogen captions and don’t supply a sufficient replacement then I get to steal something from your house #and it will not be a smooch. but it might be violent #auditory processing disorder #APD #disabilities #hoh #deaf #youtube #subtitles #shut up riley

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watchyourbuck · 4 months

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yes buddie marriage yes buddie endgame but you know which fucking fanon hd I will never move on from? buddie fucking in 2x01 right after their pissing match and being unable to keep their hands off each other bc they want each other so badly and it’s messy and nasty and disgusting and so fast GOD

#just eddie being so fucking done with buck that he pushes him against a wall and what’s your problem man #you’re my problem #yeah? I’m about to make it your problem #and he basically grabs him by the throat and kisses him so hard and bucks so hard already but he’s barely just registering it #and god they’re both so sweaty and salty #and they literally fight to top the other and oh my god #buck would be so fucking eager he’d suck Eddie off until he’s dry #and he’d eat it all up then spit it back in his mouth #and then Eddie would win the top fight and fuck buck nasty in a bathroom stall yes at the firehouse idgaf and buck is so loud Eddie has to #bite down on his back and keep his hand over his mouth #anywayyyyyy sorry guys lmao #911 #911 fox #911 abc #911 tv show #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buddie #eddie diaz #buck x eddie

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cynfulworld · 1 month

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I want to play Daddy 🥺 I’ll be a good girl I promise ☺️

#mostly 😉#closed mouths don’t get fed #good girls do as they’re told #feed me your cock #me #hotwives #playtime

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qomrades · 2 years

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sleepy peepies 💤

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#steddie #steveddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #art tag #shockingly smashed this one out quickly hehe I just think they’re funny #never sat someone with long hair that shit is magnetic to your mouth you will be flossing with your partners hair for the rest of your life

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llovehymn · 6 months

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Misery loves company I'll be back, remember me? Cheap imitation, hypnotic touch Invite myself inside to make your body numb.

#my art #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #cotl au #Heartstrings #suggestive //#gore //#body horror //#Gently drops this from my mouth at your feet #Lamb isn’t taller than Narinder in my au but for the purposes of this piece imagine they’re laying on each other

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deityofhearts · 1 month

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I’m gonna start saying “they’re buying pants at the soup store” as an idiom I think

#deity dialogue #many such cases in which someone is buying pants at the soup store #it’s like similar but different to the “he’s a bit confused but he’s got the spirit’ meme #because whereas that one is like they’re not really right but like they’re trying and it’s positive #I think this one is more like the opposite like #you are in the wrong place for the wrong thing #you’re buying pants at the soup store your sentiment is not shared #being southern means you can just make idioms and phrases #the other day a friend said that life threw em a bone and I replied ‘you deserve enough bones to build a skeleton’ and was promptly asked if #that’s a thing southerners say like nope it’s just words that come out of my mouth

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graycious-tea · 5 months

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Tommy: sorry I’m late that fire was a beast

Buck: so are you *cue makeout sesh*

BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL IM DEAD

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zappedbyzabka · 1 year

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Cobras seeing Lucille and Daniel through a window after walking out of Cobra Kai

#Daniel. LOOK #‘Johnny look it’s your crush!’#They’re like a pack of puppies #Dutch literally bouncing off the lamp post #tf #Love how he cozies up right against Johnny’s back and stays out of view. Boy was clingy even in the background #The flirty ‘oh you stop it’ hit Johnny give Tommy. The handshakes. How Tommy follows them in a different direction #than where he was going. The way Bobby is clearly still telling them off blurrily. Standing in the middle. They’re so close #The way they push each other before walking off. The way Johnny is still getting tugged around and pulled towards them.#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #it’s giving jealous Cobras.#Yall I’m sorry overly possessive of Johnny and stalker ish Cobras makes me FOAM AT THE MOUTH #Og cobras #lawrusso #johnny x cobras #Cobras X each other big cuddle pile in a twin bed #Karate kid #the karate kid #bobby brown #dutch karate kid #tommy karate kid #jimmy karate kid

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thatmooncake · 1 year

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Hello there! I’ve been wanting to draw our two Moons interacting for a while now lol (I hope that’s ok!)

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I really really love your art and the way you color!! I hope you have a lovely day! 💫

MOON MEETS MOON

I love them both I love their antics this is MORE than okay I canNOT get over how precious they are!! 💖💗💕

#fnaf #moondrop #aaaaa this is beautiful #they’re both so skrunkly #I love it #thank you thank you!#I keep looking at it #your Moon seeing Moon mouth for the first time #can’t blame him for being taken aback asfjdsa #like where does it come from #where does it go #where does it come from cotton eyed joe

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amitytaylor · 4 months

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Genuinely seeing Kacchan haters who’ve said that Endeavor has better development than he does say on twitter NOW how great character development he has kind of infuriates me.

like it took you 424 chapters to realize and see it when DvK2 happened, he got stabbed in the gut to save Izukus life, got murdered bc he’s the closest person to Izuku and watched as he cried and only spoke of Izuku and cheering him on, his last words literally being “Do your best, Izuku” AND THEN he resurrected to save THEIR hero’s life, won against the original AFO body while only thinking of Izuku, AND GAVE IZUKU HIS FINAL PUSH TO FINISH AFO IN SHIGARAKI BODY EVEN THOUGH HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTORS DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW HE WAS PHYSICALLY ABLE TO DO IT BUT NOW YOU SEE??

for weeks and months we suffered through Katsuki Bakugo hate and “he told izuku to khs” “he’s toxic” “he’s a bully” BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Like okay i’m glad you are finally seeing the light but i have a deep hatred for you mfs

#mha #bakudeku #bnha bakugo katsuki #bnha #kacchan #katsuki haters but now they’re like oh i guess he has good development LIKE FUCK YOU BRO YOU MADE THE FANDOM HELL WITH YOUR STUPID ASS KATSU #SLANDER YOU POS #LEAVE BABY BOY KATSUKI OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS NOW #god like i wanna gatekeep him now fr

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littlemizzlinguistics · 6 months

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It’s very kind of people I speak other languages with to assume that my slow comprehension and endless requests for repetition are as a result of us not speaking my first language, when in reality, my auditory processing is just complete shit.

#linguistics #second language problems #I mean it’s definitely harder in my non-native languages to understand what people are saying #but it’s not fucking easy in my L1 either lmao #people are confused because I can see them thinking #‘oh they speak so well so surely they’re very proficient’#‘and yet they don’t understand what I’m saying?’#auditory processing disorder #auditory processing issues #adhd #neurodivergent #your local autistic linguist here!#*stares blankly at someone else speaking as I try to make my brain translate their mouth sounds into words*#I’m an English teacher and sometimes my students are like ‘my goal is to watch English shows without subtitles!’#and I’m like ‘babe *I* can’t even do that and it’s my native language’ XD

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gothsuguru · 4 months

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we always get perv!suguru well how about perv!reader… bit sleazy, always sporting a smirk, has a natural air of sensuality/mystique who’s also a major masochist… suguru is stammering & blushing & calls reader a “pervert” & reader is just like… “yeah i am.” cue the huge sleazy grin & lowlidded eyes… suguru straddling reader & just saying certain things in genuine shock like, “god i can’t believe this turns you on?!” “you’re such a freak.” “wait… you like being choked like this?” & all the while reader is giggling & reiterating his points back to him “yeah this turns me on… mhmm.” “i know, i’m such a freak aren’t i sugu, just horrendous huh?” “seems you like choking me just as much… heh.” god… i need to write this there’s just something abt this dynamic that’s sooooooooo 😵‍💫 DELICIOUS TO ME………………. WHEW

#suguru with his hair all over his face & neck bc he’s so frazzled and he’s blushing bc he’s majorly turned on #i think it’s also a fun take on him still being degrading/humiliating but in like… a genuine/awe-inspired/cute way 😭#he’s like… GENUINELY asking if you’re turned on and he sees your sleazy grin and drool escaping your mouth and you’re just like #‘mhm… real fucking turned on’ cue suguru busting a nut right then and there #i have an image of him wearing a hoodie + boxers + glasses + w his hair down and WHEW…………..#god i have to fucking write this in my mind it’s so hot…#basically reader is just like the perv toji/gojo/geto people read but more masochistic #MORE PERV!READERS! IT’S WHAT WE DESERVE & I WILL DELIVER! EVENTUALLY!#they’re in an est. relationship this would be in like the beginning of their relationship 🤭#sugu knows how much of a freak they are and . he’s just as freaky & kinky now too hehehehehehe #I HAVE TO WRITE THIS SOON RAHHHHHHHH I’M SO SRS I’M SO EXCITEDDDDDDD #personal #snippets #<- so i remember and actually write this SOON

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