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Graves: Is John actually your type or were you two just the only ones putting up with each other?
Nik: No, he is exactly my type. I have a checklist, see?
Graves: Wow okay. Blue eyes, dimples, confident leader--what the hell is a grabbable waist? And why are the first three checked off?
Nik: Would you like me to show you how I test the last one?
Graves:
Nik: :)
~later~
Price: Tell me that didn't work on you.
Graves: It was scarily effective.
Nik: Now I have matching set!
#submission#brought to you by the post pointing out barry sloane has dimples like warren kole does 🫡#call of duty#modern warfare#john price#cod nikolai#phillip graves#incorrect quotes#A MATCHING SET#they’re collectibles#pricegravesnik#nikpricegraves
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I hope everyone can tell them apart now!
#tim drake#cassandra cain#batman#dc comics#dc fanart#my art#batfamily#the entire family clowned on Bruce for a month#Bruce gets anxious whenever he sees a pink crop top#yes they’re identical twins#yes they communicate telepathically#I started this back in July and it’s been collecting dust
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an assortment of things I found on the ground at Ren Faire this weekend
#TINY DUCK MY BELOVED#felt wrong to include my ren faire finds in my nyc arrangements so they’re getting their own lil post#found objects#mine#crowcore#trinkets#shinies#collection
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You could tell me that this is straight out of a social media AU and I would believe you … but somehow it’s actually real 😭
#they’re so unserious#and i love them for it#oscar has managed to claim another home race#and charles is collecting sons like infinity stones#f1#formula 1#formula one#charles leclerc#cl16#oscar piastri#op81#scuderia ferrari#mclaren#monaco gp 2024
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I’m sorry to Grian but going to Mumbo - the guy who is known for constantly giggling - to try to fulfil his task of telling bad jokes no one will laugh at is probably the funniest thing he could have done.
He saw his special little guy and all reason went out the window. He had to hang out with mumbo right now immediately doing well at his own series be damned
#they’re so special to me#secret life#secret life smp#slsmp#slsmp spoilers#Grian#mumbo jumbo#grumbo#not. necessarily but. like yeah right. you all see it rig he#*right#traffic series#life series#trafficblr#mcyt#mcytblr#the void collection
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yeah ok buddy
joke stolen from this post 🩶
#marshdoodles#isat#in stars and time#what’s this?? no greyscale version??#used a limited palette for this one so like. i can’t be bothered to make a greyscale version.#sorry for the short post this time around. i’ve got a pretty big isat related project i’m working on!!#which may or may not be a crossover. oops#also i just#don’t have a ton of collected art?#i mean i have an entire canvas of isat doodles but they’re kinda old and crusty looking (by my standards at least)#sowwy guys ☹️☹️
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Prompt 185
No one could get into contact with Constantine.
Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something.
And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!)
So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer.
“You’re not Constantine.” .
The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.”
He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.”
… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck#They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral#Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol#Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions#Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating#Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine#He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich#Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em#Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go#Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style#”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering)#Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao#danny fenton#john constantine
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i just know he’d be a really awkward but supportive dad (< delusional)
#they’re so <:( i need to see them interact#there’s not enough fic content w them 😔😔 i weep#monkey d dragon#op luffy#not necessarily an au but just a scenario where luffy lives w his dad for 5 years before going to dawn#absolutely nothing changes in canon but i just want them to spend some time together </3#also dragon wouldnt mind co parenting w shanks but shanks would def be a little jealous#because he’s just like that </3 goofy manchild#luffy doesnt even want dragon to marry he just wants to collect father figures#dragon: thumbs up in aroace#one piece#my art!!
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There is a scratch mark on the floor of the Council chambers that Mace has never noticed before. Not a deep one, mind, quite shallow. This matters because it’s making the white-hot pulse of agony stabbing through his eyeballs ebb momentarily. Then, he chances a glance upwards at the fidgeting Knight in front of them, and it returns in full force.
Huh, he’s never seen Oppo Rancisis’ face turn that colour before.
“Hmm”, Master Yoda hums, deep and scratchy. His expression is unreadable even to Mace beyond a baseline gremlinness, and the force with which he grips the edges of his seat is making his bones creak. Master of the Order you should become, they said. Follow the calling of the Force, you should. A fulfilling purpose, it will be. Mace is going to hunt the little goblin for sport when this is all over, and he’s going to laugh the whole time.
“Show us the livestream again, could you, Knight Parvo?” Yoda asks. Mace bursts a capillary, he’s pretty sure, and so does poor Knight Parvo, whose orange Mon Cala skin tips all the way into blood red with stress. “Most unusual, this is.”
“Absolutely not!”, Ki Adi intervenes before Mace has to, thank the Force for little mercies. Plo Koon’s tusks tremble slightly with either suppressed laughter or abject horror, maybe both, and Stass Allie has her head in her hands. “The holo stills should be enough”, Ki Adi proceeds to add, and Mace has to reconsider all feelings of grace he just felt towards his fellow Councillor.
He never wants to watch Yoda zoom in on someone’s abs again. Or Depa raise her eyebrows at the curve of thighs bent over the dripping front of a speeder.
“Speeder Wash For Our Troops”, his former padawan reads out loud from a still of what has to be hundreds of the things gathered in the public senate parking lot. “Fund Our Boys And Get A Wet Seeing-To!” The series of images features dozens of Coruscant Guard troopers in various stages of unkitted, gleaming and shining with soap suds and water. The fact that the whole thing is also massive shatterpoint after massive shatterpoint is, quite frankly, insulting.
“Well hello- oh dear”, Obi-Wan’s blue form crackles to life in his chair, followed by several sounds of choking that are definitely not him. Good, Mace thinks acidly. If he has to deal with this, then so does kriffing Skywalker. “I’m sorry, why am I looking at Commander Thorn using a washrag like a lasso on top of a speeder?”
“Oh, the Guard’s little fundraising project”, Bail Organa says, as he steps into the Council chambers. Normally, Mace likes the man well enough. Now, he just smiles and adds on, “I’ve already donated, in mine and Breha’s name. Remotely, of course.”
“The Guard’s fundraising speeder wash?”, Obi-Wan repeats, edges of his holo form flickering with what Mace suspects is Skywalker very unsubtly trying to edge in. Force, but the man really is horrible at any and all stealth, like kissing his secret wife in an open arena in front of his Master. “And they are fundraising for…?”
“GAR budget allocations have to come from somewhere”, Organa shrugs. “And with the tide of public opinion turning, they’ve been tending towards cuts. The Guard feels them more keenly than any other sector - they’ve been reduced from half to quarter rations, and medical supplies have not made more than a token appearance in the last draft. The Chancellor has cancelled three consecutive meetings on the matter, and thus it was agreed that a more hands-on approach was needed. Any surplus will go into the Army fund.”
“Surely it can’t be that dire”, Oppo protests, a slightly less concerning shade of purple now. Senator Organa shrugs again, jostling the smattering of cracks slowly building around his person in a way that makes Mace wince quietly. “It’s all publicly available data, Masters.”
It really can be that dire, as it turns out. And quarter rations is only scratching the surface of how dire, considering the Guard has apparently never had access to bacta in all their posting, and also includes requisitioning forms available to the Senate for reconditionings and decommissionings, two words Mace has only heard Ponds whispers amidst shuddering in the early days of the war before Shaak Ti went off and just about tore some throats out over it.
“Alright”, he concedes, rubbing at his temples. “Fair enough, we have failed to tackle a massive blind spot in the Guard’s well being. There is no Jedi assigned to Coruscant, and that’s an oversight on our behalf. But how in the everloving kriff did this get past the Chancellor and Commander Fox?!”
Who have both signed, black on white. Bail Organa smiles cryptically. “Well, if you scroll a bit past that one image, up to the industrial speeder in the back - Commander Fox is currently having credits stuffed into his codpiece in the back, I believe.”
“HE’S WHAT IN THE WHAT NOW”, Commander Cody screeches through the speaker of Obi-Wan’s holo image, and Mace has to summon every bit of Jedi-serenity he possesses in his body to keep from dropkicking a cackling Yoda through the chamber windows.
#fox forged palpatine’s signature is how it got past him#it’s not like anyone can admit to that considering the backlog of official reports he’s been forced to do it on#‘come for me and we’re both going down bitch’ fox says#triple dog dare#fox himself is in such a constant state of sleep deprivation delirium that a sexy speeder wash sounded fair enough#or not worse than anything else that happens on the daily on coruscant anyways#padmé’s handmaidens make it rain with whoops of joy and take a commemoration selfie with all the commanders#‘wait. where’s kit?’ obi wan asks halfway through the meeting ‘wasn’t he supposed to land on coruscant an hour ago?’#‘oh No’ says the council collectively#‘coruscant daily breaking news: residents are horrified by half-naked nautolan streaking through the city apparently making for thr senate’#‘wait that appears to be JEDI MASTER KIT FISTO-‘#it’s very good advertising it turns out#the vod who suggested it (nuisance) gets promoted against his will#the remaining clone commanders have to be restrained first from dogpiling civilians launching their credits at corries#‘BUT GENERAL THEY’RE OBJECTIFYING FOX’ wolffe cries to plo koon#then from murdering several senators aides and the chancellor when certain records surface#‘this is all public knowledge??’ fox asks very confused and still dripping water under six robes his ori’vode launched at him on sight#‘i don’t understand where this is coming from?’#cody is too busy making slitting throat motions at anyone who looks at his vod’ika too long to bother responding#palpatine chokes on a raisin in shock and dies#‘BREAKING BREAKING NEWS: CHANCELLOR EXPLODES IN A BLACK CLOUD AT SIGHT OF WASHBOARD ABS’#and thus the galaxy is foxed#i’m leaving that typo#commander fox#corrie guard deserves better#coruscant guard#jedi high council#mace windu#oh mace my beloved i am so sorry but it’s so funny putting you in Situations#sw tcw fic ideas
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Crosshares Off-roading
(there is smut if you’d like to skip)
#fooze#rwby#rwby fanart#coco adel#rwby coco#velvet scarlatina#rwby velvet#crosshares#yall like the dumb title card?#I dunno how to explain myself here. i just had so many bronco references leftover from last post#and I though ‘hey let’s do somethin real different’#this is a mix of a lotta things: goofy. tender. spicy#but overall I think it’s a good collection of just the entirety of these two as a couple#time just passes by when they’re with each other
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Sith Apprentice
#ezra bridger#star wars#darth maul#crimson dawn#star wars rebels#sith#they aren’t sith though since maul rejected the title#they’re their own thing. whatever maul wanted to be in the ‘endgame’ novel#shadow collective#inspired by the black white and red cover of sidious and maul#maul trains ezra#this is how it should’ve been#will anyone listen to maul one damn time? it would save many lives#formerly darth now just maul#maul opress#this is a sketch ill post the full piece later#my art
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bored, have some of my favorite animorphs quotes
#These kids need psychiatric help#Unfortunately they’re also really funny#I have a whole collection of screenshots in my phone#Plus I feel that a lot of animorphs posts talk about how dark and insightful it is#Which is true#but it loses the fact that it’s also about six kids who don’t know what they’re doing#And that these books#While having deep takes on the trauma and damage caused by war#Is also a children’s series#P-15e#animorphs#jake animorphs#cassie animorphs#rachel animorphs#marco animorphs#aximili esgarrouth isthill#ax animorphs#tobias animorphs
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I know a lot of people will probably be focusing on the fact that Grian respawned in Scar’s bed but this is a mumscarian household and we Do Not separate the three here. This leads me instead to the mental image of Grian and Scar all cozy in bed, so ready to snooze it up polyamory style, but they can’t go to sleep yet because their wifehusband Mumbo is off in the distance pacing and giggling far too busy having a paranoia fuelled nervous breakdown to come cuddle with them
#specifically because Mumbo respawned at spawn#they’re so special to me#wild life#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#life series#life smp#life series spoilers#traffic series#traffic smp#traffic spoilers#trafficblr#trafficshipping#traffic life#mumscarian#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#mcyt#the void collection
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lord and lady whistledown 🤍
#bridgerton#polin#they’re so the couple that huddle in the corner and spill the tea#just all up in everyone’s business#I just know they have the most elite gossip sesh everynight before bed#it’s a running joke between them on who can collect the most scandalous tea
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Shallan will find out that Jasnah Kholin has been waiting outside of her hospital room for days, forsaking all of her research just so that she could visit Shallan the second she was allowed to do so, and she’ll still be like “Jasnah probably actually hates me 😔”
#Shallan Davar is a creature made of anxiety and mental trauma#which makes Jasnah want to scoop her up and add her to her collection and take care of her#unfortunately Jasnah is a creature of different kinds of anxiety and mental trauma#and also has a negative ability modifier when it comes to expressing her emotions and feelings#which also unfortunately means that Shallan (creature of anxiety and mental trauma)#doesn’t pick up on all the 10000 things Jasnah does to try to show affection#because she can’t just outright tell Shallan she likes her#which is actually the one thing Shallan needs her to do#they’re a mess your honor#Jasnah Kholin#Shallan Davar#Stormlight archive#Cosmere
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another day, another 24hrs spent in grief over that podcast priest
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent spoilers#oscar malevolent#collecting tortured podcast gays like they’re cool little rocks#save me oscar malevolent
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