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Am I crazy or did they really sell freezable dildos meant to imitate Edward's dick during the first twilight craze

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@the-sensitive-thing-with-slides asked me to make one of these

One note = one day

Please guys she means so much to me i cant lose her

@purpleshusbandd @one-note-for-one-day @one-note-one-day @one-majestical-nerd @malegreekuwus @coffee-and-icedtea @thehugwizard @shoutosteakettle @can-i-puh-lease-get-a-waffle @mariaokmario @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses please please help

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Fuckie

“ Remove the first 4 letters from your name and add Fuck. “

this is people with 4 letter name oppression. my name is now just Fuck. height of comedy.

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That Louis face, we get you, buddy.

Original post: here.

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Dracula: Who are you?

Lestat: I'm you but gayer

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Vampire Chronicles - Tag Yourself

Because boy do I love dragging my kids to actual hell and back And because I haven’t seen enough of these around yet

I’m not sorry  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Reggae Metal

Post where we invent new music genres

ambient country

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Seriously, when I said in my post that every time Dracula looks into the camera if he asked me to invite him in through the screen I’d say yes

I mean it

I mean, look at this man

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I love how extra the BBC Dracula is. He couldn't just transform from a wolf into a human, he had to just get out of that poor wild doggo completely tearing it apart in the process, appearing butt-ass naked in front of the entire convent of nuns, "I don't know about you girls, but I do love a bit of fur".

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“How on earth did this happen, I thought suddenly, that I’m a god full of human blood, and running from thousands of Keltic barbarians through this damned woods!”

— Marius de Romanus, being funnier than anyone gives him credit for

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Philippe: Come on, time to get up

Louis: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out

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Chevalier: Philippe and I are so in sync that we finish each other’s...

Philippe: Don’t do this

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Versailles, France

One of the prettiest places I’ve ever seen.

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Hi, not sure if you remember me but we used to illustrate sacred cuneiform next to each other on clay tablets 6,000 years ago?

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“The people of Transylvania are…without flavor.”

You snort a laugh, and try to cover it up with coughing when Jonathan gives you a disbelieved, disgusted look.

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