#smol satan

[satans-knitwear]

Squishes u 💕

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[nopenototdaysatan]

"Try me, Bitch. -Legend"

*screaming into the abyss* I'm having fun, I swear. Take the work in progress.

[wenumsmol]

Bruh the plot isn't plotting and I wanna yeet myself into the Chicago river.

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

Maurice’s favorite morning activity is cooking breakfast and watering his plants as he adjusts to the new day.

Millie’s favorite morning activity is going back to sleep.

The contrast between them is my favorite thing ever DFJSHFJHGJSFDSJF-

[eclipsecrowned]

thinking about ficverse hel and nuala and like. post-fic timeline we have a tall, dark, and gothic figure whose very bearing is cold and reserved. the other is a tiny, pink, and girlish figure who is generally enthused about the world and gentle.

one of them believes murder is okay. it's not the one you expect.

[stealthetrees]

Time travel au where all the Jedi wake up in Attack of the Clones after dying. The ones that died sooner just walk it off like it’s a weird dream. Everyone who died in order 66 is confused but maybe it’s a vision? Most of the inquisitors either panic or run to the nearest mind healer and burst into tears or trauma dump. Caleb Dume/Kanan is absolutely convinced he’s dead and this is the after life and no one can convince him otherwise. Obi-wan Kenobi sees smol Anakin and goes ‘shit just keeps happening huh’.

Ashoka Tano is disturbingly wise and knowledgeable for a youngling. Cal Kestis jumps up from class, yells “not today satan” stabs his crechemaster and jumps out the window (he thinks he got caught by the empire and drugged or something), he steals a ship and makes it all the way to Bogano and picks up BD-1 before Cordova find him getting his ass beat by local wildlife and drags him back to Coruscant. Cere is doing her best to comfort Jaro Tapal but he’s not reassured that Cal jumps out of windows all the time.

Plo Koon and Shaak Ti are scheming to get their sons back. Anakin is busy having a breakdown. Grogu just keeps asking for his Buir. Yoda, always ready for drama, let’s Caleb tell him all about his life and his family, asks what his padawan would want him to do. Caleb thinks about this for a minute and nods to himself. He builds a pipe bomb and duct tapes it to the bottom of Palpatines chair. And steals all the credits stashed in his desk.

[king-of-wrath]

I reiterate:

SATAN AND WHO???

[da-shrimping-station]

7 Kings Height Chart

Satan - 178 (5'8")

Mammon - 201 (6'5")

Leviathan - 187 (6'1")

Beelzebub - 188 (6'1")

Lucifer - 199 (6'5")

Belphegor - 180 (5'9")

Asmodeus - 189 (6'2")

We now have the complete set!!! While the bois are pretty fckin tall, i do like the variety in heights.

Shout out to the 2 skyscrapers and special mention to the Smol One ♥️

[azaleas-wonderland]

AWH HELL NAW MAR IM NEVER EVER DOING THIS AGAIN

[skyeslittlecorner]

The height of WHB demons

A random thought that came to my mind after a conversation with a friend. Let's check how tall our hotties are. At first I thought about checking the height using sprite, because the kings are quite adequate to the descriptions. The only thing I would disagree with is Beel and Levi, but Levi leans over a bit, which may be why he seems shorter when they should be the same height.

Satan you smol bean <;33

Then. I saw Foras and Bael's poses. Well, nothing from the foreground.

Funfact - the difference between Glasyal and Mammon sprites is the same as that between Mammon and Beel. Yes, Glasya is taller. Yes, I know that canonically he is probably the only devil the size of Mammon, but I changed my mind and went to compare them differently.

There will be very loose comparisons. This can't be done very reliably, but in the comics we can see here and there what they look like standing next to each other.

By the way! I hope I didn't confuse inch when converting them from cm, but I have no idea about imperial units. It won't be worse than Michael and his 38 cm anyway.

UPDATE: YEAH I DID CONFUSE IT LOL. Because it turned out that I had converted the units incorrectly (very sorry, my fault!), I'll just stick to cm for now. If I have time, maybe I will try to calculate it again.

Let's start with something smol easy - Satan - 178 cm.

You know I'm obsessed with these two. This was the only time I counted the pixels (in Sitri's stupid heels) to know if he was taller than Satan without them. And yes. He is. (It's also possible that Sitri is tilting his head a little, but we got the general idea of them.)

It looks like Sitri is something between 180-183 cm. Compared to Sitri, Satan is high to the top of his horn, while Minhyeok is halfway up. So, Minhyeok should also be a little shorter than Satan (or his height).

It's a bit difficult with Belial, because he leans over, but it looks like he will be about half a head taller than Satan. Astaroth is a tower, no surprises.

Next, Beelzebub - 188 cm.

First, BAEL YOU'RE ???HIGHER??? THAN BEEL? So you're 190 cm tall AT LEAST? And he has no heels yes I checked!

And I thought I couldn't love you more, just give me a kiss. Andrea you can too-

Ekhm. So. Andrea is not a tower, but a whole skyscraper. And that's so hot of him. Unfortunately, either one or the other is leaning, so it's hard to judge, but Andrea should be about 200 cm. It actually fits, because from the description of the country it seems that the devils from Nilfheim are the most stature ones due to their rigorous military training. Glasyal, make room for your friend in the giants' team.

Another fun fact: Comparing the sprites, he's barely up to Mammon's (201 cm) chin. That's why I don't trust it.

Leviathan - 187 cm

It looks like Levi and Gabriel are the same height, possibly Gabriel a little taller.

I know it's probably a perspective, but imagine that our extraordinary ancestor, a grand(x666)father who orphaned 80 demons and after which we have to clean up is actually small lol

In the second one, the perspective can also make a difference, but I chose it because it looks quite okay compared to Levi's other comics. (And you can definitely see them better than when they're rolling around on the floor.) Anyway, it's my dream that Foras would be a little shorter than Levi.

Update: Chapter 5 confirms that both Leviathan and Foras are of similar height when standing side by side.

Here he is, a Burj Khalifa of a man, Mammon - 201 cm

Like Levi, he doesn't know how to pose at all. That's why he is only with Bimet. In both of them, Bimet is more or less up to his shoulder, which is comparable to Satan, which gives us ~180 cm. I expected more from you, Bimet. Disappointing.

That's all I have compared to kings. But.

There are several devils that can be estimated from each other, but since we don't know how tall they are, we can only compare them. Let's do it, because why not.

Paimon and Leraye - only one screenshot, but they will be of similar height. They can be seen together quite often. Here they can be seen simply most clearly in terms of height. (In one comic they are also next to each other, but there are different panels so the perspective may also differ.)

Of course Paimon is bending over here, but I put it in here rather following in the thought of the little grandpa. Impossible, because I doubt Paimon will be that small (still funny to imagine).

I didn't expect Morax to be so tall. Taller and better built than Buer. He looks so delicate in his sprite, but in the comics he's hot. (I had to cut off Marbas's legs to get Tumblr to let me post it. I recommend the entire panel.)

Another interesting thing. I fully agree that Ronove is much bigger than Dantalian. But for Phenix to be the simillar height as Ronove? Yes, the perspective here is not one to one, but I didn't expect Phenix to be quite high.

Phew! I think that's all I could glean, at least from things that looked somewhat legit. There was a lot. Congratulations if you made it to the end! I wonder how much of this will turn out to be true in the future.

[nopenototdaysatan]

It's blorbo Wind hours everyone!

Time for me to talk about the last of my trio of favorites. I have many thoughts about the wimdy boi. But to start I find it hilarious that I love wind because I am an older sibling. Having a younger brother that I would honestly go to war for makes Wind so much more relatable and I love him for it. But on that note I have thoughts about the expressive, excitable youngest of the chain.

Number one: One day I will have my need for twilight and Wind older sibling bonding hours satisfied. Those two could talk for hours about their siblings and what it's like to grow up with someone who looks up at them with stars in their eyes. And someone to talk about the horror of watching those younger siblings be stolen away from them with nothing they can do to stop it. Let alone starting a quest to get those people back. They'd have someone to go to when they miss their younger siblings, someone who would get it. I think it would take just one good emotional night for the two to learn they can rely on each other for that.

Number two: I've seen really good stories and stuff about wind having difficulties accepting being a younger brother to the chain but what about after that. The feeling where being neither the eldest nor the youngest (middle in my case) feels right. Like both feel like a lie now that you're in this weird in between because for years you were the eldest and you've always worn that title with pride but to call yourself the eldest now would be to deny that the others are your siblings as well. But to say you are the youngest (or middle) would be a denial of all you have done to try and be there for your younger sibling. It's this really weird place and I personally have never found a good answer to that question only finding that I can say that I am both even though that doesn't make much sense. I wanna see wind struggle and find his own answer to that question.

(It's kinda funny that Legend and Wind hold so much connection to my emotions and then I just like the multi colored smith because he's just a cool character and the fact that I love the colors.)

[jollmaster]

redesign trivia: Baxter

• smol freckled anglerfish

• fucked-up fishy look

• mesial bite

• proud owner of fins and gills, due of this fact often sleeps in water

• half undressed, because of fins isn't convenient to be fully clothed

• wears nothing but gloves and raincoat (tbh Baxter would go naked, but coat has pockets)

• intersex person; lived mortal life as a man and was very surprised when female traits came out during the decay (omg female hormones hi)

• was married twice, both marriages were bad and childless; with the first wife he divorced, with the second was going to divorce

• before leaving on the Titanic, Baxter had another quarrel with spouse and she decided to stay with parents; when Baxter was dying in atlantic waters, he thanked God that she would live and marry someone more caring than him

• works as chief engineer for Seviathan von Eldritch and doesn't understand how Seviathan and Charlie were ever gonna get together

main gang: Vaggie, Charlie, Angel Dust, Niffty, sir Pentious, Cherri Bomb, Husk, Alastor (+ as humans)

Heaven: Adam, Eve, Lute, Emily, Sera

Hell: Lilith, Lucifer, Seviathan, Helsa, Razzle and Dazzle, Keekee

Sins: Asmodeus [Lust], Beelzebub [Gluttony], Satan [Wrath], Mammon [Greed], Belphegor [Sloth]

Vees: Vox, Valentino, Velvette

overlords: Zestial, Rosie, Carmilla Carmine, Odette and Clara, Flaming Skull Guy

friends and relatives: Mimzy, Arackniss, Molly, Alastor's mom, Alastor's father

[missartistabby]

Asmodeus said it's on sight with Michael 😂. Enjoy!

A- *stomp, stomp, stomp* Grrrrrrrrr

A- I HATE YOU! You're an ASSHOLE! You are a terrible man!

A- Like, do you even realize how much we HATE you? Ugh! You suck Michael. I don't know what Lucifer sees in you!

L- Dear Lord.

M- Ha Ha! Good one Asmo! Gotta love him 

Little smol Satan- Psst I have a knife.

I gotta admit this was a fun panel to do 😂. (Maybe because Michael is getting yelled at 😜). Also Mammon gotta stop cussing around the kids!

@tomiokagiyuufirststan here was the idea from your ask! Hope you enjoy!

[jazeswhbhaven]

So this is just a funny thing that my brain thought up. But imagine if Belial and the other gehenna devils thought Jjyu went missing after an angel attack, only to find out he was hiding/warming up by hiding in Mc's tits. (I'm a trans guy who has a habit of carrying things in mine so I might actually allow that lol.)

Thank you for waiting on this orion-29!! I think this is cute and fun because phew while I heavily dislike my biddies, I do often think they'd be a great hiding spot for the red lumps and to keep them warm.

Jjyu is also very tiny, like he fits in the middle of your palm and there's still room tiny. So his little head just popping up out of MC's shirt being like OwO "you fucks didn't notice I was here" would be funny to me.

Belial would also reprimand him for just up and taking refuge there without asking MC permission and Satan would damn near crush him with his bare hands lol

Such a smol bab. Tiny little thing. Easy to hide in the booba.

[smashwolfen]

Been thinking about that special event in HeartGold/SoulSilver where god lets you choose an egg to make a level 1 creation trio child.

What if the baby was like, actual baby sized? Could they fit in the palms of your hands?? CAN THEY BE KITTEN SIZED???

Anyway have a messy morning doodle of satan kitten who knows no evil, is smol, eats like a turtle but growls like a baby leopard XD

Made extra baby art of this dingus fat kitten

[thepurplewombat]

We do know what happened, actually, because Mo Xuanyu tells us. In his diary, which Wei Wuxian reads in the first volume of the novel. Page 19 of the 7S paperback, if you're interested.

I always forget that it's not canon that Mo Xuanyu didn't try to go after Jin Guangyao romantically and Jin Guangyao just made that shit up to get him kicked out and that we don't know what actually happened